What’s Worth Watching: The Bachelor’s Merry Widow
The Bachelor (Monday, Feb. 9 8/7c, ABC)
It was the panic attack heard ’round the Bachelor mansion and mocked all over Twitter: The crazycakes cocktail party meltdown that left Kelsey loudly lolling on the floor in tears and the rest of the house rolling their eyes at the antics of a woman who gleefully called her husband’s death “an amazing story.” Tonight, Kelsey’s so-not-staged crisis continues, as does the drama involving virgin Ashley I., who brings her stripper lashes and inability to play nice with others on an outing with Chris that’s rumored to take a turn sure to have fans doing back-flips. Team Jade, people. Team Jade!