Best Lines on TV This Week (July 15-21): ‘Two Writers. Rival Publications. So Poetic.’
Friends From College
Tour guide #1: “So right here, we have our sparkling pinot noir. This is Springsteen’s favorite.”
Nick: “That’s great. What wine is your favorite? Which do you like to drink?”
Tour guide #1: “I’m sober, dude.”
-Nick (Nat Faxon) tries sparking a conversation with his wine tour guide.
Casual
Valerie Meyers: “These bridesmaids want me to pick up mason jars and mini pies. It’s like a Pinterest-sponsored shakedown.”
-Valerie (Michaela Watkins) lets off some steam about her annoying maid of honor duties.
Loaded
Josh: “You’re the least-subtle millionaire since the Monopoly Man.”
-Josh (Jim Howick) to Leon (Samuel Anderson) as he runs through his new bank account.
Game of Thrones
Lyanna Mormont: “I may be small. I may be a girl. But I won’t be knitting by the fire while I have men fight for me.”
-Lyanna (Bella Ramsey) surprises the crowd with a fiery, feminist speech.
The Bold Type
Sutton Brady: “Two writers. Rival Publications. So Poetic.”
-Sutton (Meghann Fahy) acknowledges the Romeo and Juliet-esque romance between BFF Jane (Katie Stevens) and love interest Ryan (Dan Jeannotte).
Shadowhunters
Maia Roberts: “You’re going to Temple? You’re a vampire; isn’t that some sort of fire hazard?”
Maia (Alisha Wainwright) cracks a joke about vampires spontaneously combusting in religious institutions.
The Bachelorette
Rachel Lindsay: “I am letting myself feel all the feels.”
-Rachel spills in her confessional about her infatuation with Bryan.
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