Best Lines of the Week (June 22-28): ‘My Social Media Is on Steroids’

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Marvel’s Luke Cage

Bushmaster: “Let’s see if you’re a better daughter than I was a son.”

– Bushmaster (Mustafa Shakir), after setting fire to Mariah’s (Alfre Woodard) house.

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The Bold Type

Pinstripe: “Daddy needs his beauty rest.”

Jane: “Please don’t ever call yourself ‘daddy’ again.”

– Jane (Katie Stevens) and Pinstripe (Dan Jeannotte) meet again for the first time since Pinstripe lost his job.

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Dylan: “You know, hanging with Maddie is gonna be on fleek.”

Andy: “No.”

Dylan: “It’s gonna be trill.”

Andy: “I want a divorce.”

– Dylan (Alan Cumming) trying (and failing) to prove to his husband Andy (Daniel Ings) that he’s hip with the kids.

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The Affair

Cole: “Adulthood. Join me here, why don’t you?”

– Cole (Joshua Jackson) reminds us what every character is struggling to be—a functioning, responsible adult.



Logan: “Dad, I’m all the way down now. I can see the bottom. Don’t you want to see what I see?”

– Logan’s (Ben Barnes) last, haunting words to his dad (Peter Mullan) before he overdoses.

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The 100

Bellamy Blake: “My sister, my responsibility.”

– Bellamy Blake (Bob Morley) echoes his mantra from years past after he “poisons” his little sister, Octavia (Marie Avgeropoulos), to prevent war.

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The Bachelorette

David: “I’ll kick it off.”

Jordan: “First off, just don’t even start kicking things off, okay?”

– The David/Jordan drama comes to a head on the 2-on-1 date when Becca asks them to explain their behavior.

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Kitty: “My social media is on steroids!”

– Kitty (Julianna Margulies), celebrating her own success.

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Cassidy: “Is that your grandma? Holy sh**, she’s unattractive, isn’t she?”

– Cassidy (Joseph Gilgun), upon seeing Marie L’Angelle (Betty Buckley), bringing humor to a heavy season premiere.

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Jenn: “One of us needs to exhale.”

Desna: “And one of us needs to bathe. Yeah, I said it.”

Jenn: “Hurtful.”

– Desna (Niecy Nash) calls Jenn (Jenn Lyon) out.

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From the season premiere of Preacher to the twisted season finale of Westworld, this week was filled with lines for everyone, from beginning to end.

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