Best Lines on TV This Week (Jan. 27 – Feb. 2): “How Do You Make a Voodoo Doll Specific to a Person?

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“At least we get to say you punched a man’s face off. That’s something, right?”

– Harvey Bullock (Donal Logue) to Jim Gordon (Ben McKenzie) after beating up Jerome (Cameron Monaghan).

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The Mick

“The Pemberton brand seems to be fugitives and pool poopers.”

– Mackenzie Murphy (Kaitlin Olson) to Chip Pemberton (Thomas Barbusca) after he said she didn’t fit the family brand.

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The Big Bang Theory

“Now, when the robots rise up, they’ll know I’ve been rooting for them the whole time.”

– Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) after being told how the emotion reading machine works.

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The Young Pope

“God and I are simply dripping with imagination.”

– Pope Pius XIII (Jude Law) to the Prime Minister (Stefano Accorsi) during a private meeting discussing the future of the Catholic Church.

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How to Get Away with Murder

“Then why are you here? As my AA friend? ‘Cause let me be clear – if anyone offers me any liquor in here, I’m drinking it.”

– Annalise Keating (Viola Davis) to fellow AA member Soraya Hargrove (Lauren Luna Vélez) while explaining how she’s doing in prison.

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Sam: “Did you know that online, there’s a library of fan fiction about Quake?”
Daisy: “Did not need to know that.”
Sam: “Oh, well, you should Google it. Because it’s… actually, no, you shouldn’t. You shouldn’t. Forget I said that. Some of it is a little on the steamier side. Not that I’ve read it! But you hear things… I mean, they got you ‘shipping with Black Widow.

– Sam (Patton Oswalt) gets nervous when talking with Daisy (Chloe Bennet) since she’s taken on her inhuman persona as Quake.

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The Bachelor

“Everybody naps, just like everybody poops. They wrote a book about it!”

– Corinne during the great 2017 Nap Debate during the Women Tell All on The Bachelor.

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“Please call me Van. Now, my cousin Bruce, he likes to be called Mr. Wayne. I call him B-Dubs. We’re very close.”

– Van Bruce (Alan Tudyk) after Emily Locke (Vanessa Hudgens) meets him in his office for the first time.

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“Now that romance is off the table, I’ll just say it. Are we 100% sure Archie’s straight? Because no straight man has that body.”

– Kevin Keller (Casey Cott) after Betty Cooper (Lilli Reinhart) reveals that Archie (K.J. Apa) and her are back to being friends again.

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