Best Lines on TV This Week: Terrifying and Maddening Moments

Stitchers

“There are two things in the world that terrify me: rats and hairy backs.”

– Camille (Allison Scagliotti) listing her not-so favorite things (and we totally agree with her)

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell

“Who are we to say madness is a curse? For many people—poets, for instance—madness is a gift.”

– Flora Greysteel (Lucinda Dryzek) trying to comfort Jonathan Strange (Bertie Carvel) as he tries his hardest to go mad (on purpose)

Scream

Noah: “I mean, seriously. How would A get her hands on four Victorian dolls that look just like the main characters? Where do you shop for that?
Audrey: “Evil American Girl doll store?”

– MTV and ABC Family collide when Noah Foster (John Karna) and Audrey Jensen (Bex Taylor-Klaus) seach for the killer’s lair while also trying to unravel the mystery of A’s shopping habits on Pretty Little Liars

Clipped

Danni: “Customers have been filming her when she’s at her worst.”
Buzzy: “Meaning the hours between when she wakes up and goes to sleep.”

– Danni (Ashley Tisdale) and Buzzy (George Wendt) explaining Youtube sensation Charmaine’s (Diona Reasonover) worst time of the day is all day

Mr. Robot

“People always make the best exploits.”

– Elliot (Rami Malek) proving that people are easy to decode

BoJack Horseman

“I’m calling this road trip the 007, because we’re gonna bond!”

– BoJack (Will Arnett) using James Bond to foreshadow his road trip with Kelsey (Maria Bamford)

Zoo

“You have an ex? Good to know. Some might think that you are incapable of deep human contact.”

– Abraham (Nonso Anozie) finding proof that Mitch (Billy Burke) is human after all