TV's Best Lines This Week: Parks and Recreation Takes Shots, Better Call Saul Is Best Lawyer Ever
Parks and Recreation
"It's like taking a shot of tequila. You just gotta force it down, and suddenly the world feels so much more pleasant. I do three shots every time I have to enter this house."
-- Jen Barkley (Kathryn Hahn) reveals how she prepares for visits with the Knope-Wyatt family.
The Mindy Project
"Family doesn't wait to be invited. It's like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves."
-- Peter (Adam Pally) preaches a fact of life to Mindy (Mindy Kaling).
Jane the Virgin
"I happen to be in the middle of a heated bidding war on eBay to take my mind off the heated war currently raging over my acting services."
-- Rogelio (Jaime Camil) frets over his unemployed lifestyle.
"Touch my caramels and I'mma cut a bitch. Love you!"
-- Juliette (Hayden Panettiere) unleashes her pregnancy hormones at husband Avery (Jonathan Jackson).
Better Call Saul
"I just talked you down from a death sentence to six months probation. I'm the best lawyer ever."
-- Jimmy McGill (Bob Odenkirk) comes to grips with the violent aftermath of his first negotiation as a criminal lawyer.
The Daily Show
"I'm going to have dinner on a school night with my family, who I have heard, from multiple sources, are lovely people."
-- Jon Stewart on what he has to look forward to once he retires from The Daily Show
Compiled by Gabrielle Bernardini, Evan Lewis, Diana Oliveira and Atiba Rogers.