TV’s Best Lines This Week: Parks and Recreation Takes Shots, Better Call Saul Is Best Lawyer Ever

Parks and Recreation

“It’s like taking a shot of tequila. You just gotta force it down, and suddenly the world feels so much more pleasant. I do three shots every time I have to enter this house.”

— Jen Barkley (Kathryn Hahn) reveals how she prepares for visits with the Knope-Wyatt family.

The Mindy Project

“Family doesn’t wait to be invited. It’s like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves.”

— Peter (Adam Pally) preaches a fact of life to Mindy (Mindy Kaling).

Jane the Virgin

“I happen to be in the middle of a heated bidding war on eBay to take my mind off the heated war currently raging over my acting services.”

— Rogelio (Jaime Camil) frets over his unemployed lifestyle.

Nashville

“Touch my caramels and I’mma cut a bitch. Love you!”

— Juliette (Hayden Panettiere) unleashes her pregnancy hormones at husband Avery (Jonathan Jackson).

Better Call Saul

“I just talked you down from a death sentence to six months probation. I’m the best lawyer ever.”

— Jimmy McGill (Bob Odenkirk) comes to grips with the violent aftermath of his first negotiation as a criminal lawyer.

The Daily Show

“I’m going to have dinner on a school night with my family, who I have heard, from multiple sources, are lovely people.”

— Jon Stewart on what he has to look forward to once he retires from The Daily Show

Compiled by Gabrielle Bernardini, Evan Lewis, Diana Oliveira and Atiba Rogers.

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