Bachelor Talk: What Twitter Says When a Farmer, a Widow and a Virgin Head to the Badlands
Yee haw! The Bachelor hit the wild west last night, and the lawless land of the interweb honored Chris Soules and company's trip to Deadwood, S.D., with some rootin' tootin' tear-downs on Twitter. It helped that the two-hour festival of crazy dating included Prince Farming's long-awaited two-on-one date with Ashley I., the virgin with hooker makeup skills, and Kelsey, the widow who uses tales of her dead husband as foreplay. From the second these two hit the Badlands for what turned out to be their last hurrahs with the hunk of the hour, the hashtags and trash-talk were flowing.
Honestly Ashley having a Masters degree is the biggest plot twist of this whole season #Bachelor
— Catie (@catiewhalen) February 10, 2015
Mount Rushmore left her blank-eyed and baffled, yet she has a Master's. Way to go, higher education!
that look Kelsey gave Ashley on the bed was the last look her husband saw before she murdered him #Bachelor
— Sports Human (@sportshuman) February 10, 2015
All she says is that the guy's heart just stopped. Out of fear, maybe?
Watching Kelsey and Ashley find their way out of the Badlands would be ratings gold. #Bachelor
— Jennifer Mendelsohn (@CleverTitleTK) February 10, 2015
You know someone at ABC has already pitched this.
I'm concerned that they're going to start pulling Chris apart like a rotisserie chicken. #Bachelor
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) February 10, 2015
Please, like these women eat.
— ChelleeFinley (@ChelleHutt) February 10, 2015
#Bachelor tweets are just as entertaining as the show.
— Steven (@steven_dickey) February 10, 2015
Clearly we agree.
Girls like Kelsey are why people think the show is staged. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 10, 2015
The guy would know.
Glad that is over! #TheBachelor
— Chris Soules (@C_Soules) February 10, 2015