All of Jessica Day’s Boyfriends on ‘New Girl,’ Ranked From Worst to Best

While New Girl featured some incredibly moving love stories, some of Jessica Day’s romantic choices brought a whole new meaning to the theme song’s question, “Hey, girl, whatcha doing?”

Throwing it all the way back to the beginning of the show, New Girl follows a quirky teacher named Jessica (Zooey Deschanel) who moves in with three single guys from Craigslist: an angsty bartender named Nick (Jake Johnson), an eccentric businessman who goes by Schmidt (Max Greenfield), and a former athlete they call Coach (Damon Wayans Jr.), who is quickly replaced by Winston “a.k.a. Winnie da Bish a.k.a.k.a Brown Lightning” (Lamorne Morris).