My Wife and Kids

Wednesday, February 18

The Lady Is Not a Tramp

Season 4 • Episode 12

Michael finds a package of condoms in his daughter's backpack.

Wednesday, February 18

Of Mice and Man

Season 4 • Episode 13

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator.

Thursday, February 19

Moving on Out

Season 4 • Episode 14

The condition of Jr.'s place shocks Jay, who cannot believe her grandchild might live there.

Thursday, February 19

Candy Wars

Season 4 • Episode 15

Michael races to sell the most chocolate bars during Kady's candy drive.

Thursday, February 19

Jr. Sells His Car

Season 4 • Episode 16

Jr. and Vanessa shock everyone by selling the Impala after they finish restoring it.

Thursday, February 19

The Anniversary Present

Season 4 • Episode 17

Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts.

Thursday, February 19

Illegal Smile

Season 4 • Episode 18

Michael's frozen smile lands him in hot water with a judge.

Thursday, February 19

Outbreak Monkey

Season 4 • Episode 19

Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see LeBron James play basketball at Madison Square Garden.

Thursday, February 19

Empty Nest

Season 4 • Episode 20

Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Thursday, February 19

Empty Nest

Season 4 • Episode 21

Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.

Thursday, February 19

Calvin Comes to Stay

Season 4 • Episode 22

Vanessa's father is kicked out and comes to stay with the Kyles.

Thursday, February 19

Calvin Goes to Work

Season 4 • Episode 23

Calvin's work ethic makes Michael look for a way to fire him.

Thursday, February 19

Romantic Night

Season 4 • Episode 24

Junior fouls up Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay.

Thursday, February 19

The Director

Season 4 • Episode 25

Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps.

Friday, February 20

The Maid

Season 4 • Episode 26

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid who caters to the family's every wish.

Friday, February 20

Hand Model

Season 4 • Episode 27

Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition.

Friday, February 20

What Do You Know?

Season 4 • Episode 28

The couples learn that may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Friday, February 20

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 29

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Friday, February 20

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 30

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Friday, February 20

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 1

Michael learns he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

Friday, February 20

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 2

Michael must be inventive in order to play with Michael Jordan at fantasy basketball camp.

Friday, February 20

Childcare Class

Season 5 • Episode 3

Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let Michael baby-sit his grandchild after he fails a child-care course.

Friday, February 20

Class Reunion

Season 5 • Episode 4

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion.

Friday, February 20

The Fellowship of the Baby

Season 5 • Episode 5

Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a magic baby.

Friday, February 20

Poker Face

Season 5 • Episode 6

Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires.

Friday, February 20

The Proposal

Season 5 • Episode 7

Countless interruptions keep Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.

Saturday, February 21

Restaurant Wars

Season 5 • Episode 8

The owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street try to put Jay out of business.

Saturday, February 21

The Return of Bobby Shaw

Season 5 • Episode 9

Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract.

Saturday, February 21

The Wedding

Season 5 • Episode 10

Jr. and Vanessa's families argue over the details of their wedding.

Saturday, February 21

Careful What You Wish For

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jay is envious of the attention she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr.

Saturday, February 21

They Call Me El Foosay

Season 5 • Episode 12

Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game.

Saturday, February 21

Study Buddy

Season 5 • Episode 13

Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying.

Saturday, February 21

Sweetheart's Day

Season 5 • Episode 14

Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day.

Saturday, February 21

Silence Is Golden

Season 5 • Episode 15

Michael attends Jay's meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Saturday, February 21

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 16

Michael hopes for some time alone but his golf buddy intrudes.

Saturday, February 21

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 17

Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises.

Sunday, February 22

The Remodel

Season 5 • Episode 18

When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he tries to remodel the garage.

Sunday, February 22

Michael Joins a Gym

Season 5 • Episode 19

When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he decides to get back in shape.

Sunday, February 22

Celibacy

Season 5 • Episode 20

Jay suggests six months of abstinence will improve her and Michael's love life.

Sunday, February 22

Jr.'s Cartoon

Season 5 • Episode 21

Jr.'s cartoon catches the attention of ABC executives.

Sunday, February 22

Michael's Sandwich

Season 5 • Episode 22

Suspicious security guards search Michael's sandwich when he gets to the airport late.

Sunday, February 22

Graduation Day

Season 5 • Episode 23

Michael tries to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion.

Monday, February 23

Illegal Smile

Season 4 • Episode 18

Michael's frozen smile lands him in hot water with a judge.

Monday, February 23

Outbreak Monkey

Season 4 • Episode 19

Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see LeBron James play basketball at Madison Square Garden.

Monday, February 23

Empty Nest

Season 4 • Episode 20

Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Monday, February 23

Empty Nest

Season 4 • Episode 21

Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.

Monday, February 23

Calvin Comes to Stay

Season 4 • Episode 22

Vanessa's father is kicked out and comes to stay with the Kyles.

Monday, February 23

Calvin Goes to Work

Season 4 • Episode 23

Calvin's work ethic makes Michael look for a way to fire him.

Monday, February 23

Romantic Night

Season 4 • Episode 24

Junior fouls up Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay.

Monday, February 23

The Director

Season 4 • Episode 25

Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps.

Monday, February 23

The Maid

Season 4 • Episode 26

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid who caters to the family's every wish.

Monday, February 23

Hand Model

Season 4 • Episode 27

Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition.

Monday, February 23

What Do You Know?

Season 4 • Episode 28

The couples learn that may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Monday, February 23

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 29

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Tuesday, February 24

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 30

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Tuesday, February 24

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 1

Michael learns he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

Tuesday, February 24

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 2

Michael must be inventive in order to play with Michael Jordan at fantasy basketball camp.

Tuesday, February 24

Childcare Class

Season 5 • Episode 3

Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let Michael baby-sit his grandchild after he fails a child-care course.

Tuesday, February 24

Class Reunion

Season 5 • Episode 4

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion.

Tuesday, February 24

The Fellowship of the Baby

Season 5 • Episode 5

Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a magic baby.

Tuesday, February 24

Poker Face

Season 5 • Episode 6

Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires.

Tuesday, February 24

The Proposal

Season 5 • Episode 7

Countless interruptions keep Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.

Tuesday, February 24

Restaurant Wars

Season 5 • Episode 8

The owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street try to put Jay out of business.

Tuesday, February 24

The Return of Bobby Shaw

Season 5 • Episode 9

Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract.

Tuesday, February 24

The Wedding

Season 5 • Episode 10

Jr. and Vanessa's families argue over the details of their wedding.

Tuesday, February 24

Careful What You Wish For

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jay is envious of the attention she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr.

Wednesday, February 25

They Call Me El Foosay

Season 5 • Episode 12

Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game.

Wednesday, February 25

Study Buddy

Season 5 • Episode 13

Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying.

Wednesday, February 25

Sweetheart's Day

Season 5 • Episode 14

Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day.

Wednesday, February 25

Silence Is Golden

Season 5 • Episode 15

Michael attends Jay's meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Wednesday, February 25

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 16

Michael hopes for some time alone but his golf buddy intrudes.

Wednesday, February 25

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 17

Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises.

Wednesday, February 25

The Remodel

Season 5 • Episode 18

When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he tries to remodel the garage.

Wednesday, February 25

Michael Joins a Gym

Season 5 • Episode 19

When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he decides to get back in shape.

Wednesday, February 25

Celibacy

Season 5 • Episode 20

Jay suggests six months of abstinence will improve her and Michael's love life.

Wednesday, February 25

Jr.'s Cartoon

Season 5 • Episode 21

Jr.'s cartoon catches the attention of ABC executives.

Wednesday, February 25

Michael's Sandwich

Season 5 • Episode 22

Suspicious security guards search Michael's sandwich when he gets to the airport late.

Wednesday, February 25

Graduation Day

Season 5 • Episode 23

Michael tries to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion.

Thursday, February 26

Michael Sells the Business

Season 5 • Episode 24

Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company for Kyle Trucking.

Thursday, February 26

R.V. Dreams

Season 5 • Episode 25

Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

Thursday, February 26

The V Story

Season 5 • Episode 26

Because the kids are almost grown up, Jay insists that reluctant Michael get a vasectomy.

Thursday, February 26

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.

Thursday, February 26

The Truth Hurts

Season 1 • Episode 2

Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters.

Thursday, February 26

Grassy Knoll

Season 1 • Episode 3

Michael and Jay play mind games with Junior after they learn he has been smoking marijuana.

Thursday, February 26

Of Breasts and Basketball

Season 1 • Episode 4

Michael doesn't take it well when he loses at basketball; Claire buys a padded bra.

Thursday, February 26

Making the Grade

Season 1 • Episode 5

Junior forges an A grade on his report card, but his parents are aware of his scheme.

Thursday, February 26

Working It

Season 1 • Episode 6

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Thursday, February 26

Snapping and Sniffing

Season 1 • Episode 7

Michael advises Jr. to fight his school bully with words instead of fists.

Thursday, February 26

He Said, She Said

Season 1 • Episode 8

Michael and Jay ask favors of each other, and then both forget what they promised to do.

Thursday, February 26

Breaking Up and Breaking It

Season 1 • Episode 9

Michael continues to befriend Claire's first beau, even though they have broken up.

Thursday, February 26

Grassy Knoll

Season 1 • Episode 3

Michael and Jay play mind games with Junior after they learn he has been smoking marijuana.

Thursday, February 26

Of Breasts and Basketball

Season 1 • Episode 4

Michael doesn't take it well when he loses at basketball; Claire buys a padded bra.

Thursday, February 26

Making the Grade

Season 1 • Episode 5

Junior forges an A grade on his report card, but his parents are aware of his scheme.

Thursday, February 26

Working It

Season 1 • Episode 6

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Friday, February 27

A Little Romance

Season 1 • Episode 10

Michael's brother (Keenen Ivory Wayans) visits with a new girlfriend.

Friday, February 27

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Season 1 • Episode 11

The death of his accountant prompts Michael to live to the fullest.

Friday, February 27

Mom's Away

Season 2 • Episode 1

Michael is left in charge of the house when Janet leaves to tend to her sick mother.

Friday, February 27

Mom's Away

Season 2 • Episode 2

Michael contends with a positive pregnancy test, a sad 6-year-old and Jr.'s basketball troubles.

Friday, February 27

No Rules

Season 2 • Episode 3

The household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.

Friday, February 27

Perfect Dad

Season 2 • Episode 4

The children confront Michael with a description of the ideal father.

Friday, February 27

Thru Thick and Thin

Season 2 • Episode 5

When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

Saturday, February 28

Graduation

Season 3 • Episode 26

Michael and Jay worry about Jr.'s future following his high-school graduation.

Saturday, February 28

Graduation

Season 3 • Episode 27

Michael and Jay worry about Jr.'s future following his high school graduation.

Saturday, February 28

From Dummy to Daddy

Season 4 • Episode 1

Michael and Jay have to transform their son into a responsible adult.

Saturday, February 28

The Sweet Hairafter

Season 4 • Episode 2

Michael takes too many hair-growth pills and suffers unusual side effects.

Saturday, February 28

Jr. Executive

Season 4 • Episode 3

As the boss's son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him.

Saturday, February 28

Jay Goes to School

Season 4 • Episode 4

Jay drives everyone crazy with the knowledge she gains from attending college.

Saturday, February 28

Meet the Parents

Season 4 • Episode 5

Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying unnecessary items.

Saturday, February 28

He's Having a Baby

Season 4 • Episode 6

Junior learns about fatherhood by taking care of a water balloon.

Saturday, February 28

The Funeral

Season 4 • Episode 7

Michael's grief-stricken employee asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.

Saturday, February 28

Ultrasound

Season 4 • Episode 8

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him.

Sunday, March 1

While Out

Season 4 • Episode 10

Claire throws a party in her parents' absence; Tony streaks through the neighborhood.

Sunday, March 1

Michael's Band

Season 4 • Episode 11

Michael's former bandmate comes to town for a gig.

Sunday, March 1

The Lady Is Not a Tramp

Season 4 • Episode 12

Michael finds a package of condoms in his daughter's backpack.

Sunday, March 1

Of Mice and Man

Season 4 • Episode 13

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator.

Sunday, March 1

Moving on Out

Season 4 • Episode 14

The condition of Jr.'s place shocks Jay, who cannot believe her grandchild might live there.

Sunday, March 1

Candy Wars

Season 4 • Episode 15

Michael races to sell the most chocolate bars during Kady's candy drive.

Monday, March 2

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, March 2

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, March 2

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, March 2

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, March 2

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, March 2

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, March 2

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, March 2

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, March 3

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, March 3

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, March 3

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, March 3

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, March 3

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, March 3

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, March 3

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, March 3

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, March 4

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, March 4

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, March 4

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, March 4

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, March 4

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, March 4

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, March 4

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, March 4

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, March 5

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, March 5

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, March 5

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, March 5

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, March 5

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, March 5

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, March 5

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, March 5

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, March 5

Snapping and Sniffing

Season 1 • Episode 7

Michael advises Jr. to fight his school bully with words instead of fists.

Thursday, March 5

Breaking Up and Breaking It

Season 1 • Episode 9

Michael continues to befriend Claire's first beau, even though they have broken up.

Thursday, March 5

He Heard, She Heard

Season 2 • Episode 6

Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house.

Thursday, March 5

Michael's Garden

Season 2 • Episode 7

Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

Friday, March 6

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Friday, March 6

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Friday, March 6

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Saturday, March 7

Empty Nest

Season 4 • Episode 21

Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.

Saturday, March 7

Calvin Comes to Stay

Season 4 • Episode 22

Vanessa's father is kicked out and comes to stay with the Kyles.

Saturday, March 7

Calvin Goes to Work

Season 4 • Episode 23

Calvin's work ethic makes Michael look for a way to fire him.

Saturday, March 7

Romantic Night

Season 4 • Episode 24

Junior fouls up Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay.

Saturday, March 7

The Director

Season 4 • Episode 25

Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps.

Saturday, March 7

The Maid

Season 4 • Episode 26

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid who caters to the family's every wish.

Saturday, March 7

He's Having a Baby

Season 4 • Episode 6

Junior learns about fatherhood by taking care of a water balloon.

Saturday, March 7

The Funeral

Season 4 • Episode 7

Michael's grief-stricken employee asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.

Saturday, March 7

Marathon

Season 4 • Episode 9

Unlike Jay, Michael does not see the need to train for the New York City Marathon.

Sunday, March 8

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 2

Michael must be inventive in order to play with Michael Jordan at fantasy basketball camp.

Sunday, March 8

Childcare Class

Season 5 • Episode 3

Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let Michael baby-sit his grandchild after he fails a child-care course.

Sunday, March 8

Class Reunion

Season 5 • Episode 4

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion.

Sunday, March 8

The Fellowship of the Baby

Season 5 • Episode 5

Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a magic baby.