My Wife and Kids

Tuesday, February 3

Get Out

Season 2 • Episode 14

Michael tries to get his family ready for a wedding in 15 minutes.

Tuesday, February 3

Road Trip

Season 2 • Episode 15

A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

Wednesday, February 4

Table for Too Many

Season 2 • Episode 16

A trip to a Japanese restaurant leaves Michael even more disillusioned about eating out.

Wednesday, February 4

Table for Too Many

Season 2 • Episode 17

Dinner at a Japanese restaurant gets worse when the Kyles are seated with the annoying Tyler family.

Wednesday, February 4

Double Date

Season 2 • Episode 18

Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on a condition.

Wednesday, February 4

Failure to Communicate

Season 2 • Episode 19

Michael's parents come to visit him, but he is worried about the way they treat each other.

Wednesday, February 4

Papa Said Knock You Out

Season 2 • Episode 20

Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.

Wednesday, February 4

Return of the Wall

Season 2 • Episode 21

Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.

Wednesday, February 4

Working Relationship

Season 2 • Episode 22

Michael gets advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona.

Wednesday, February 4

Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius

Season 2 • Episode 23

Junior's genius-level score on an IQ test surprises Janet and Michael.

Wednesday, February 4

Back Story

Season 2 • Episode 24

Michael pretends to have a back injury in order to milk sympathy from his family.

Wednesday, February 4

Make Over

Season 2 • Episode 25

Janet gets a makeover after running into Michael's ex-girlfriend.

Thursday, February 5

The Bowling Show

Season 2 • Episode 26

Michael bowls against his archenemy.

Thursday, February 5

Jr. Gets His License

Season 2 • Episode 27

Junior buys a clunker for his first car, against Michael's advice.

Thursday, February 5

The Anniversary

Season 2 • Episode 28

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on his anniversary.

Thursday, February 5

The Anniversary

Season 2 • Episode 29

A disappointed Janet finds out that Michael plans to play golf on their wedding anniversary.

Thursday, February 5

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 1

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers.

Thursday, February 5

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 2

In Hawaii, two attractive strangers (Nicole Sherzinger, Tyson C. Beckford) pursue Michael and Janet.

Thursday, February 5

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 3

The family's flight home leaves much earlier than Michael thought.

Thursday, February 5

Samba Story

Season 3 • Episode 4

Janet and Michael's dance instructors take unusual interest in their students.

Thursday, February 5

Diary of a Mad Teen

Season 3 • Episode 5

Janet discovers in Claire's diary that her daughter is thinking about becoming sexually active.

Thursday, February 5

Claire's New Boyfriend

Season 3 • Episode 6

Rebellious Claire rejects the boy her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.

Friday, February 6

Crouching Mother, Hidden Father

Season 3 • Episode 7

Kady's kindergarten teacher (Serena Williams) disapproves of Janet's directing style.

Friday, February 6

Fighting Kyles

Season 3 • Episode 8

Michael and Jay simulate their children's annoying behavior in a ploy to get them to stop fighting.

Friday, February 6

Sister Story

Season 3 • Episode 9

Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.

Friday, February 6

Jr.'s Dating Dilemma

Season 3 • Episode 10

After Michael's advice on how to communicate with women, Junior invites two girls to the same dance.

Friday, February 6

Jay the Artist

Season 3 • Episode 11

Michael poses nude for one of Jay's paintings.

Friday, February 6

Chair Man of the Board

Season 3 • Episode 12

Michael is surprised when his childhood friend (Mos Def) visits him in a wheelchair.

Friday, February 6

Open Your Heart

Season 3 • Episode 13

Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar; Jr. and his friends try to make some money.

Friday, February 6

Michael's Tribe

Season 3 • Episode 14

While supervising Kady's sleepover, Michael tries to keep Claire from sneaking out to a rave.

Friday, February 6

Blackout

Season 3 • Episode 15

Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.

Friday, February 6

Man of the Year

Season 3 • Episode 16

Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.

Saturday, February 7

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.

Saturday, February 7

The Truth Hurts

Season 1 • Episode 2

Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters.

Saturday, February 7

Grassy Knoll

Season 1 • Episode 3

Michael and Jay play mind games with Junior after they learn he has been smoking marijuana.

Saturday, February 7

Of Breasts and Basketball

Season 1 • Episode 4

Michael doesn't take it well when he loses at basketball; Claire buys a padded bra.

Saturday, February 7

Making the Grade

Season 1 • Episode 5

Junior forges an A grade on his report card, but his parents are aware of his scheme.

Saturday, February 7

Working It

Season 1 • Episode 6

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Saturday, February 7

Jr.'s Risky Business

Season 3 • Episode 17

Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend fooling around in their bed.

Saturday, February 7

Claire's New Boyfriend

Season 3 • Episode 6

Rebellious Claire rejects the boy her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.

Saturday, February 7

Crouching Mother, Hidden Father

Season 3 • Episode 7

Kady's kindergarten teacher (Serena Williams) disapproves of Janet's directing style.

Sunday, February 8

Jr.'s Risky Business

Season 3 • Episode 18

After finding Jr. in a compromising position, Jay and Michael confront a serious parenting issue.

Sunday, February 8

Jury Duty

Season 3 • Episode 19

Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects jury tampering.

Sunday, February 8

Here Come Da Judge

Season 3 • Episode 20

Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.

Monday, February 9

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, February 9

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, February 9

Double Date

Season 2 • Episode 18

Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on a condition.

Monday, February 9

Failure to Communicate

Season 2 • Episode 19

Michael's parents come to visit him, but he is worried about the way they treat each other.

Monday, February 9

Papa Said Knock You Out

Season 2 • Episode 20

Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.

Monday, February 9

Return of the Wall

Season 2 • Episode 21

Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.

Monday, February 9

Working Relationship

Season 2 • Episode 22

Michael gets advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona.

Monday, February 9

Claire's Permit

Season 3 • Episode 21

Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.

Monday, February 9

Sharon's Picture

Season 3 • Episode 22

Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of a hot ex-girlfriend.

Monday, February 9

Tee for Too Many

Season 3 • Episode 23

Jay decides to watch Michael play golf in order to spend more quality time with him.

Tuesday, February 10

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, February 10

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, February 10

The Big Bang Theory

Season 3 • Episode 24

Claire and Tony announce they are going to consummate their relationship.

Tuesday, February 10

Not So Hostile Takeover

Season 3 • Episode 25

Michael and Jay volunteer to be chaperons at Claire's prom.

Tuesday, February 10

Graduation

Season 3 • Episode 26

Michael and Jay worry about Jr.'s future following his high-school graduation.

Tuesday, February 10

Graduation

Season 3 • Episode 27

Michael and Jay worry about Jr.'s future following his high school graduation.

Tuesday, February 10

From Dummy to Daddy

Season 4 • Episode 1

Michael and Jay have to transform their son into a responsible adult.

Tuesday, February 10

The Sweet Hairafter

Season 4 • Episode 2

Michael takes too many hair-growth pills and suffers unusual side effects.

Tuesday, February 10

Jr. Executive

Season 4 • Episode 3

As the boss's son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him.

Tuesday, February 10

Jay Goes to School

Season 4 • Episode 4

Jay drives everyone crazy with the knowledge she gains from attending college.

Wednesday, February 11

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, February 11

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, February 11

Meet the Parents

Season 4 • Episode 5

Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying unnecessary items.

Wednesday, February 11

He's Having a Baby

Season 4 • Episode 6

Junior learns about fatherhood by taking care of a water balloon.

Wednesday, February 11

The Funeral

Season 4 • Episode 7

Michael's grief-stricken employee asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.

Wednesday, February 11

Ultrasound

Season 4 • Episode 8

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him.

Thursday, February 12

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, February 12

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, February 12

Of Mice and Man

Season 4 • Episode 13

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator.

Thursday, February 12

Moving on Out

Season 4 • Episode 14

The condition of Jr.'s place shocks Jay, who cannot believe her grandchild might live there.

Friday, February 13

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Friday, February 13

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Friday, February 13

Empty Nest

Season 4 • Episode 21

Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.

Friday, February 13

Calvin Comes to Stay

Season 4 • Episode 22

Vanessa's father is kicked out and comes to stay with the Kyles.

Saturday, February 14

Learning to Earn It

Season 2 • Episode 12

When the children start their own businesses to increase their cash flow, Junior chooses to gamble.

Saturday, February 14

Quality Time

Season 2 • Episode 13

Michael frustrates Janet with his desire to spend time alone.

Saturday, February 14

Get Out

Season 2 • Episode 14

Michael tries to get his family ready for a wedding in 15 minutes.

Saturday, February 14

Road Trip

Season 2 • Episode 15

A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

Saturday, February 14

Table for Too Many

Season 2 • Episode 16

A trip to a Japanese restaurant leaves Michael even more disillusioned about eating out.

Saturday, February 14

Table for Too Many

Season 2 • Episode 17

Dinner at a Japanese restaurant gets worse when the Kyles are seated with the annoying Tyler family.

Saturday, February 14

Chair Man of the Board

Season 3 • Episode 12

Michael is surprised when his childhood friend (Mos Def) visits him in a wheelchair.

Saturday, February 14

Open Your Heart

Season 3 • Episode 13

Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar; Jr. and his friends try to make some money.

Saturday, February 14

Michael's Tribe

Season 3 • Episode 14

While supervising Kady's sleepover, Michael tries to keep Claire from sneaking out to a rave.

Sunday, February 15

Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius

Season 2 • Episode 23

Junior's genius-level score on an IQ test surprises Janet and Michael.

Sunday, February 15

Back Story

Season 2 • Episode 24

Michael pretends to have a back injury in order to milk sympathy from his family.

Sunday, February 15

Make Over

Season 2 • Episode 25

Janet gets a makeover after running into Michael's ex-girlfriend.

Sunday, February 15

The Bowling Show

Season 2 • Episode 26

Michael bowls against his archenemy.

Sunday, February 15

Jr. Gets His License

Season 2 • Episode 27

Junior buys a clunker for his first car, against Michael's advice.

Sunday, February 15

The Anniversary

Season 2 • Episode 28

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on his anniversary.

Sunday, February 15

The Anniversary

Season 2 • Episode 29

A disappointed Janet finds out that Michael plans to play golf on their wedding anniversary.

Sunday, February 15

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 1

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers.

Sunday, February 15

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 2

In Hawaii, two attractive strangers (Nicole Sherzinger, Tyson C. Beckford) pursue Michael and Janet.

Sunday, February 15

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 3

The family's flight home leaves much earlier than Michael thought.

Sunday, February 15

Samba Story

Season 3 • Episode 4

Janet and Michael's dance instructors take unusual interest in their students.

Monday, February 16

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, February 16

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, February 16

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, February 16

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, February 16

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, February 16

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, February 16

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Monday, February 16

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, February 17

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, February 17

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, February 17

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, February 17

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, February 17

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, February 17

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, February 17

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Tuesday, February 17

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, February 18

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, February 18

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, February 18

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, February 18

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, February 18

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, February 18

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, February 18

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Wednesday, February 18

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, February 19

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, February 19

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, February 19

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, February 19

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, February 19

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, February 19

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, February 19

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Thursday, February 19

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Friday, February 20

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Friday, February 20

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Friday, February 20

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Friday, February 20

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Friday, February 20

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Friday, February 20

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.