Barney Miller

Sunday, May 18

The Child Stealers

Season 6 • Episode 15

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him.

Monday, May 19

Guns

Season 6 • Episode 16

Barney tries to track down weapons stolen from an illegal collection.

Monday, May 19

The Counterfeiter

Season 5 • Episode 19

A counterfeiter produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

Monday, May 19

Open House

Season 5 • Episode 20

An open house at the precinct attracts three hungry vagrants.

Monday, May 19

Uniform Days

Season 6 • Episode 17

Harris refuses to dress in full uniform one day a year per department standards.

Tuesday, May 20

The Architect

Season 6 • Episode 20

A client's blueprint changes prompt an outraged architect to set bombs in the building he designed.

Tuesday, May 20

The Counterfeiter

Season 5 • Episode 19

A counterfeiter produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

Tuesday, May 20

Open House

Season 5 • Episode 20

An open house at the precinct attracts three hungry vagrants.

Tuesday, May 20

Identity

Season 5 • Episode 21

A government witness with a fake name is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

Tuesday, May 20

Computer Crime

Season 5 • Episode 22

Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

Tuesday, May 20

Dietrich's Arrest

Season 6 • Episode 18

Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally.

Wednesday, May 21

Dietrich's Arrest

Season 6 • Episode 19

Levitt arrests Dietrich for taking part in an antinuclear demonstration.

Wednesday, May 21

Identity

Season 5 • Episode 21

A government witness with a fake name is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

Wednesday, May 21

Computer Crime

Season 5 • Episode 22

Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

Wednesday, May 21

Graveyard Shift

Season 5 • Episode 23

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac.

Wednesday, May 21

Jack Soo, a Retrospective

Season 5 • Episode 24

Nick Yemana is fondly remembered by Barney and the detectives in this tribute to the late Jack Soo.

Wednesday, May 21

The Inventor

Season 6 • Episode 21

An inventor at an electronics company breaks into his company's safe.

Thursday, May 22

Fog

Season 6 • Episode 22

Barney is turned down for a promotion; A trumpeter booked for assault.

Thursday, May 22

Graveyard Shift

Season 5 • Episode 23

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac.

Thursday, May 22

Jack Soo, a Retrospective

Season 5 • Episode 24

Nick Yemana is fondly remembered by Barney and the detectives in this tribute to the late Jack Soo.

Thursday, May 22

Inquisition

Season 6 • Episode 1

Internal Affairs arrives to inform the staff of a surprising letter.

Thursday, May 22

Vacation

Season 6 • Episode 3

Two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Thursday, May 22

Homicide

Season 7 • Episode 1

A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; The 12th becomes a homicide squad.

Friday, May 23

Homicide

Season 7 • Episode 2

Barney wages a campaign to restore the detectives' former duties.

Friday, May 23

Inquisition

Season 6 • Episode 1

Internal Affairs arrives to inform the staff of a surprising letter.

Friday, May 23

Vacation

Season 6 • Episode 3

Two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Friday, May 23

The Photographer

Season 6 • Episode 2

Barney faces a drug pusher and a man claiming to be Jesus Christ.

Friday, May 23

The Brother

Season 6 • Episode 4

Wojo looks for a missing novitiate who's en route to taking his final vows.

Friday, May 23

The Delegate

Season 7 • Episode 3

A complaint is lodged against a delegate from the 1976 Democratic Convention.

Saturday, May 24

Dorsey

Season 7 • Episode 4

A new detective at the precinct believes that his co-workers are all dishonest.

Saturday, May 24

The Photographer

Season 6 • Episode 2

Barney faces a drug pusher and a man claiming to be Jesus Christ.

Saturday, May 24

The Brother

Season 6 • Episode 4

Wojo looks for a missing novitiate who's en route to taking his final vows.

Saturday, May 24

The Dentist

Season 6 • Episode 11

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands.

Saturday, May 24

The DNA Story

Season 6 • Episode 10

A dangerous disease culture is missing; A woman insists her husband is a clone.

Saturday, May 24

Agent Orange

Season 7 • Episode 5

A liquor store robber claims his exposure to Agent Orange during the Vietnam War as an excuse.

Sunday, May 25

Call Girl

Season 7 • Episode 6

Prostitutes fill the squad room soon after Dietrich decides to give up women and sex.

Sunday, May 25

Resignation

Season 7 • Episode 7

Dietrich resigns after shooting a suspect; A playwright assaults an incompetent actor.

Monday, May 26

Field Associate

Season 7 • Episode 8

Someone is leaking squad room infractions to Internal Affairs.

Monday, May 26

The Slave

Season 6 • Episode 5

The detectives deal with a frightened Burmese domestic who claims he's a slave.

Monday, May 26

The Bird

Season 6 • Episode 7

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book.; Wojo's new parrot dies.

Monday, May 26

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, May 27

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, May 27

The Desk

Season 6 • Episode 8

An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

Tuesday, May 27

The Judge

Season 6 • Episode 9

Wojo arrests a judge that assaults an attorney with his gavel.

Tuesday, May 27

The Psychic

Season 7 • Episode 11

A suspect who is a self-proclaimed psychic predicts terrible things will happen to Harris.

Wednesday, May 28

Stormy Weather

Season 7 • Episode 12

A deaf woman is picked up for soliciting; Wojo swims the cold Hudson River in pursuit of a burglar.

Wednesday, May 28

Strip Joint

Season 6 • Episode 6

Two topless dancers employed by a government-owned strip joint are arrested.

Wednesday, May 28

The Dentist

Season 6 • Episode 11

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands.

Wednesday, May 28

The Librarian

Season 7 • Episode 13

A librarian is arrested for threatening to silence noisy patrons with a gun.

Thursday, May 29

Rachel

Season 7 • Episode 14

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

Thursday, May 29

The DNA Story

Season 6 • Episode 10

A dangerous disease culture is missing; A woman insists her husband is a clone.

Thursday, May 29

People's Court

Season 6 • Episode 12

The detectives deal with people who set up their own legal system.

Thursday, May 29

Contempt

Season 7 • Episode 15

Harris takes command of the squad when Barney is jailed for contempt of court.

Friday, May 30

Contempt

Season 7 • Episode 16

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation.

Friday, May 30

The Child Stealers

Season 6 • Episode 15

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him.

Friday, May 30

Uniform Days

Season 6 • Episode 17

Harris refuses to dress in full uniform one day a year per department standards.

Friday, May 30

The Doll

Season 7 • Episode 17

The kidnapper of a valuable antique doll demands a $5,000 ransom from its owner.

Saturday, May 31

Lady and the Bomb

Season 7 • Episode 18

An agitated woman with a homemade bomb threatens to blow up the squad room.

Saturday, May 31

People's Court

Season 6 • Episode 12

The detectives deal with people who set up their own legal system.

Saturday, May 31

Guns

Season 6 • Episode 16

Barney tries to track down weapons stolen from an illegal collection.

Saturday, May 31

Riot

Season 7 • Episode 19

Luger starts a riot with his tactless remarks while trying to calm a militant Hasidic group.

Sunday, June 1

Vests

Season 7 • Episode 20

Luger collects background information for the detectives' official obituaries.

Sunday, June 1

The Rainmaker

Season 7 • Episode 21

A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage.

Monday, June 2

Liquidation

Season 7 • Episode 22

Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

Monday, June 2

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, June 2

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, June 2

Paternity

Season 8 • Episode 1

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Tuesday, June 3

Advancement

Season 8 • Episode 2

With retirement nearing, Luger faces loneliness and considers a mail-order bride.

Tuesday, June 3

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, June 3

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, June 3

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, June 3

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, June 3

The Car

Season 8 • Episode 3

A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Wednesday, June 4

Possession

Season 8 • Episode 4

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon.

Wednesday, June 4

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Wednesday, June 4

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Wednesday, June 4

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Wednesday, June 4

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Thursday, June 5

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Thursday, June 5

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.