Barney Miller

Monday, September 9

Homicide

Season 7 • Episode 1

A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; The 12th becomes a homicide squad.

Monday, September 9

Homicide

Season 7 • Episode 2

Barney wages a campaign to restore the detectives' former duties.

Monday, September 9

The Harris Incident

Season 5 • Episode 10

Harris becomes outraged when he's shot by two uniformed patrolmen while apprehending a burglar.

Monday, September 9

The Radical

Season 5 • Episode 11

A former 60's radical wanted by the FBI is arrested for shoplifting.

Tuesday, September 10

The Delegate

Season 7 • Episode 3

A complaint is lodged against a delegate from the 1976 Democratic Convention.

Tuesday, September 10

Dorsey

Season 7 • Episode 4

A new detective at the precinct believes that his co-workers are all dishonest.

Tuesday, September 10

Toys

Season 5 • Episode 12

A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

Tuesday, September 10

The Indian

Season 5 • Episode 13

An elderly Indian wishes to die in Central Park; A woman's shoes are stolen-from her feet.

Wednesday, September 11

Agent Orange

Season 7 • Episode 5

A liquor store robber claims his exposure to Agent Orange during the Vietnam War as an excuse.

Wednesday, September 11

Call Girl

Season 7 • Episode 6

Prostitutes fill the squad room soon after Dietrich decides to give up women and sex.

Wednesday, September 11

Voice Analyzer

Season 5 • Episode 14

Detectives must take a voice-activated lie detector; Newspaper are reporting corruption.

Wednesday, September 11

The Spy

Season 5 • Episode 15

An unemployed and paranoid spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

Thursday, September 12

Resignation

Season 7 • Episode 7

Dietrich resigns after shooting a suspect; A playwright assaults an incompetent actor.

Thursday, September 12

Field Associate

Season 7 • Episode 8

Someone is leaking squad room infractions to Internal Affairs.

Thursday, September 12

Wojo's Girl

Season 5 • Episode 16

Wojo falls for a prostitute and invites her to share his apartment.

Thursday, September 12

Wojo's Girl

Season 5 • Episode 17

Wojo is afraid to make a commitment when his new girlfriend accepts his live-in invitation.

Friday, September 13

Movie I

Season 7 • Episode 9

A veteran radio journalist roughs up a TV news anchor; Harris produces an undercover porno movie.

Friday, September 13

Movie II

Season 7 • Episode 10

The precinct is the setting for the premiere of Harris' porn film.

Friday, September 13

Middle Age

Season 5 • Episode 18

Barney worries about middle age; a Hassidic diamond trader is robbed.

Friday, September 13

The Counterfeiter

Season 5 • Episode 19

A counterfeiter produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

Saturday, September 14

The Psychic

Season 7 • Episode 11

A suspect who is a self-proclaimed psychic predicts terrible things will happen to Harris.

Saturday, September 14

Stormy Weather

Season 7 • Episode 12

A deaf woman is picked up for soliciting; Wojo swims the cold Hudson River in pursuit of a burglar.

Saturday, September 14

Advancement

Season 8 • Episode 2

With retirement nearing, Luger faces loneliness and considers a mail-order bride.

Saturday, September 14

The Car

Season 8 • Episode 3

A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Sunday, September 15

The Librarian

Season 7 • Episode 13

A librarian is arrested for threatening to silence noisy patrons with a gun.

Sunday, September 15

Rachel

Season 7 • Episode 14

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

Monday, September 16

Contempt

Season 7 • Episode 15

Harris takes command of the squad when Barney is jailed for contempt of court.

Monday, September 16

Contempt

Season 7 • Episode 16

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation.

Monday, September 16

Open House

Season 5 • Episode 20

An open house at the precinct attracts three hungry vagrants.

Monday, September 16

Identity

Season 5 • Episode 21

A government witness with a fake name is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

Tuesday, September 17

The Doll

Season 7 • Episode 17

The kidnapper of a valuable antique doll demands a $5,000 ransom from its owner.

Tuesday, September 17

Lady and the Bomb

Season 7 • Episode 18

An agitated woman with a homemade bomb threatens to blow up the squad room.

Tuesday, September 17

Computer Crime

Season 5 • Episode 22

Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

Tuesday, September 17

Graveyard Shift

Season 5 • Episode 23

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac.

Wednesday, September 18

Riot

Season 7 • Episode 19

Luger starts a riot with his tactless remarks while trying to calm a militant Hasidic group.

Wednesday, September 18

Vests

Season 7 • Episode 20

Luger collects background information for the detectives' official obituaries.

Wednesday, September 18

Jack Soo, a Retrospective

Season 5 • Episode 24

Nick Yemana is fondly remembered by Barney and the detectives in this tribute to the late Jack Soo.

Wednesday, September 18

Inquisition

Season 6 • Episode 1

Internal Affairs arrives to inform the staff of a surprising letter.

Thursday, September 19

The Rainmaker

Season 7 • Episode 21

A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage.

Thursday, September 19

Liquidation

Season 7 • Episode 22

Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

Thursday, September 19

Vacation

Season 6 • Episode 3

Two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Thursday, September 19

The Photographer

Season 6 • Episode 2

Barney faces a drug pusher and a man claiming to be Jesus Christ.

Friday, September 20

Paternity

Season 8 • Episode 1

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Friday, September 20

Advancement

Season 8 • Episode 2

With retirement nearing, Luger faces loneliness and considers a mail-order bride.

Friday, September 20

The Brother

Season 6 • Episode 4

Wojo looks for a missing novitiate who's en route to taking his final vows.

Friday, September 20

The Slave

Season 6 • Episode 5

The detectives deal with a frightened Burmese domestic who claims he's a slave.

Saturday, September 21

The Car

Season 8 • Episode 3

A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Saturday, September 21

Possession

Season 8 • Episode 4

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon.

Saturday, September 21

Possession

Season 8 • Episode 4

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon.

Saturday, September 21

Stress Analyzer

Season 8 • Episode 5

Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops working while he's investigating an assault case.

Sunday, September 22

Stress Analyzer

Season 8 • Episode 5

Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops working while he's investigating an assault case.

Sunday, September 22

Games

Season 8 • Episode 6

KGB agent frustrates an FBI probe; microchips are being exported to Poland.

Monday, September 23

The Tontine

Season 8 • Episode 8

Wojo and Dietrich rush to save an elderly man who wants to commit suicide.

Monday, September 23

Examination Day

Season 8 • Episode 9

The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination.

Monday, September 23

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, September 23

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, September 24

The Clown

Season 8 • Episode 10

A bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by releasing inmates in the dead of night.

Tuesday, September 24

Hunger Strike

Season 8 • Episode 13

Harris hauls in a man who chained himself to a fence to protest nuclear weapons.

Tuesday, September 24

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, September 24

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Wednesday, September 25

Chinatown

Season 8 • Episode 11

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Wednesday, September 25

Chinatown

Season 8 • Episode 12

Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.