Barney Miller

Friday, March 20

Sex Surrogate

Season 3 • Episode 17

The detectives ponder the difference between sex therapy and prostitution.

Saturday, March 21

Moonlighting

Season 3 • Episode 18

Harris' desire to have the good life leads him to a second job.

Saturday, March 21

The Horse Thief

Season 2 • Episode 10

A cab owner reports his horse missing; A man alone in his hotel room claims to have been assaulted.

Saturday, March 21

Rain

Season 2 • Episode 11

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain .

Saturday, March 21

Asylum

Season 3 • Episode 19

Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician.

Sunday, March 22

Group Home

Season 3 • Episode 20

The detectives try to catch a man seeking revenge against the Army.

Sunday, March 22

Strike

Season 3 • Episode 21

The city is threatened with a police force strike. A woman is robbed by her computer date.

Monday, March 23

Strike

Season 3 • Episode 22

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney.

Monday, March 23

Strip Joint

Season 6 • Episode 6

Two topless dancers employed by a government-owned strip joint are arrested.

Monday, March 23

The Dentist

Season 6 • Episode 11

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands.

Monday, March 23

Strip Joint

Season 6 • Episode 6

Two topless dancers employed by a government-owned strip joint are arrested.

Monday, March 23

The Dentist

Season 6 • Episode 11

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands.

Monday, March 23

Goodbye, Mr. Fish

Season 4 • Episode 1

On the day of his retirement, Fish causes some worry when he doesn't show up at work.

Tuesday, March 24

Goodbye, Mr. Fish

Season 4 • Episode 2

Sgt. Fish, who's about to retire, gives the impression that he plans to continue working.

Tuesday, March 24

The DNA Story

Season 6 • Episode 10

A dangerous disease culture is missing; A woman insists her husband is a clone.

Tuesday, March 24

People's Court

Season 6 • Episode 12

The detectives deal with people who set up their own legal system.

Tuesday, March 24

The DNA Story

Season 6 • Episode 10

A dangerous disease culture is missing; A woman insists her husband is a clone.

Tuesday, March 24

People's Court

Season 6 • Episode 12

The detectives deal with people who set up their own legal system.

Tuesday, March 24

Bugs

Season 4 • Episode 3

Barney and the detectives discover that their phones may be bugged.

Wednesday, March 25

Corporation

Season 4 • Episode 4

A man is outraged by a chemical corporation's poisonous threat to society.

Wednesday, March 25

The Child Stealers

Season 6 • Episode 15

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him.

Wednesday, March 25

Uniform Days

Season 6 • Episode 17

Harris refuses to dress in full uniform one day a year per department standards.

Wednesday, March 25

The Child Stealers

Season 6 • Episode 15

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him.

Wednesday, March 25

Uniform Days

Season 6 • Episode 17

Harris refuses to dress in full uniform one day a year per department standards.

Wednesday, March 25

Burial

Season 4 • Episode 5

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it.

Thursday, March 26

Copycat

Season 4 • Episode 6

A clever thief, taking ideas from television police dramas, ravages the town.

Thursday, March 26

Vanished

Season 6 • Episode 13

Harris reluctantly goes under cover to investigate the disappearance of skid row bums.

Thursday, March 26

Vanished

Season 6 • Episode 14

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Thursday, March 26

Vanished

Season 6 • Episode 13

Harris reluctantly goes under cover to investigate the disappearance of skid row bums.

Thursday, March 26

Vanished

Season 6 • Episode 14

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Thursday, March 26

Blizzard

Season 4 • Episode 7

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard.

Friday, March 27

Chase

Season 4 • Episode 8

Lieutenant Scanlon enlists the help of a drug pusher to test the detectives' honesty.

Friday, March 27

Dietrich's Arrest

Season 6 • Episode 18

Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally.

Friday, March 27

Dietrich's Arrest

Season 6 • Episode 19

Levitt arrests Dietrich for taking part in an antinuclear demonstration.

Friday, March 27

Dietrich's Arrest

Season 6 • Episode 18

Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally.

Friday, March 27

Dietrich's Arrest

Season 6 • Episode 19

Levitt arrests Dietrich for taking part in an antinuclear demonstration.

Friday, March 27

The Tunnel

Season 4 • Episode 10

Harris searches Manhattan for an apartment to fit his intended lifestyle.

Saturday, March 28

Atomic Bomb

Season 4 • Episode 11

The bomb squad confiscates a homemade atomic bomb, a masters student's thesis project.

Saturday, March 28

Fish

Season 2 • Episode 12

Ailing Fish must deal with restricted duty and decides to quit the force.

Saturday, March 28

Hot Dogs

Season 2 • Episode 13

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case.

Saturday, March 28

The Bank

Season 4 • Episode 12

Sperm bank destroys a man's last sample; He wants them charged with murder.

Sunday, March 29

The Ghost

Season 4 • Episode 13

Demonic possession; An accountant with a pocketful of marijuana.

Sunday, March 29

Appendicitis

Season 4 • Episode 14

An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests.

Monday, March 30

Rape

Season 4 • Episode 15

A woman lodges a rape charge against her husband; A master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree.

Monday, March 30

Guns

Season 6 • Episode 16

Barney tries to track down weapons stolen from an illegal collection.

Monday, March 30

The Architect

Season 6 • Episode 20

A client's blueprint changes prompt an outraged architect to set bombs in the building he designed.

Monday, March 30

Guns

Season 6 • Episode 16

Barney tries to track down weapons stolen from an illegal collection.

Monday, March 30

The Architect

Season 6 • Episode 20

A client's blueprint changes prompt an outraged architect to set bombs in the building he designed.

Monday, March 30

Eviction

Season 4 • Episode 16

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel.

Tuesday, March 31

Eviction

Season 4 • Episode 17

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel.

Tuesday, March 31

The Inventor

Season 6 • Episode 21

An inventor at an electronics company breaks into his company's safe.

Tuesday, March 31

Fog

Season 6 • Episode 22

Barney is turned down for a promotion; A trumpeter booked for assault.

Tuesday, March 31

The Inventor

Season 6 • Episode 21

An inventor at an electronics company breaks into his company's safe.

Tuesday, March 31

Fog

Season 6 • Episode 22

Barney is turned down for a promotion; A trumpeter booked for assault.

Tuesday, March 31

Wojo's Problem

Season 4 • Episode 18

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband, Wojo faces a sexual crisis.

Wednesday, April 1

Quo Vadis?

Season 4 • Episode 19

The dangers of police work place a strain on Barney's marriage.

Wednesday, April 1

Homicide

Season 7 • Episode 1

A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; The 12th becomes a homicide squad.

Wednesday, April 1

Homicide

Season 7 • Episode 2

Barney wages a campaign to restore the detectives' former duties.

Wednesday, April 1

Homicide

Season 7 • Episode 1

A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; The 12th becomes a homicide squad.

Wednesday, April 1

Homicide

Season 7 • Episode 2

Barney wages a campaign to restore the detectives' former duties.

Wednesday, April 1

Hostage

Season 4 • Episode 20

A prisoner holds the squad at gunpoint. Harris finally finds an apartment in the Village.

Thursday, April 2

Evaluation

Season 4 • Episode 21

Barney must file an evaluation on each of the men; a mom-and-pop porno store is vandalized.

Thursday, April 2

The Delegate

Season 7 • Episode 3

A complaint is lodged against a delegate from the 1976 Democratic Convention.

Thursday, April 2

Dorsey

Season 7 • Episode 4

A new detective at the precinct believes that his co-workers are all dishonest.

Thursday, April 2

The Delegate

Season 7 • Episode 3

A complaint is lodged against a delegate from the 1976 Democratic Convention.

Thursday, April 2

Dorsey

Season 7 • Episode 4

A new detective at the precinct believes that his co-workers are all dishonest.

Thursday, April 2

The Sighting

Season 4 • Episode 22

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay.

Friday, April 3

Inauguration

Season 4 • Episode 23

The detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

Friday, April 3

Agent Orange

Season 7 • Episode 5

A liquor store robber claims his exposure to Agent Orange during the Vietnam War as an excuse.

Friday, April 3

Call Girl

Season 7 • Episode 6

Prostitutes fill the squad room soon after Dietrich decides to give up women and sex.

Friday, April 3

Agent Orange

Season 7 • Episode 5

A liquor store robber claims his exposure to Agent Orange during the Vietnam War as an excuse.

Friday, April 3

Call Girl

Season 7 • Episode 6

Prostitutes fill the squad room soon after Dietrich decides to give up women and sex.

Friday, April 3

The Kidnapping

Season 5 • Episode 1

A political activist kidnaps a department store magnate; Wojo arrests a prostitute.

Saturday, April 4

The Kidnapping

Season 5 • Episode 2

The captors of a kidnapped department store owner want his merchandise distributed to the public.

Saturday, April 4

Protection

Season 2 • Episode 14

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct.

Saturday, April 4

Happy New Year

Season 2 • Episode 15

A pregnant shoplifter and a suicidal man ring in a hectic New Year at the precinct.

Saturday, April 4

The Search

Season 5 • Episode 3

A woman's 28-year search for her father finally ends, but the man she finds denies his paternity.

Sunday, April 5

Dog Days

Season 5 • Episode 4

A phobia for needles could cause complications for Wojo when he's bitten by a dog.

Sunday, April 5

The Baby Broker

Season 5 • Episode 5

A German woman attempts to escape the country rather than surrender her baby.

Monday, April 6

The Accusation

Season 5 • Episode 6

A woman threatens to ruin Dietrich's career after he ignores her advances.

Monday, April 6

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, April 6

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, April 6

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, April 6

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, April 6

The Prisoner

Season 5 • Episode 7

A prisoner has difficulty adjusting to civilian life. A cat burglar's widow continues the business.

Tuesday, April 7

Loan Shark

Season 5 • Episode 8

Harris brings in a 14 year old suspect; Yemana feels unappreciated on the job.

Tuesday, April 7

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, April 7

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, April 7

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, April 7

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.