Barney Miller

Saturday, February 28

The Escape Artist

Season 1 • Episode 11

The detectives capture a prison-escape artist for the FBI; Harris decides to write a novel.

Sunday, March 1

Hair

Season 1 • Episode 12

Barney and the squad are skeptical about the precinct's unkempt new detective.

Sunday, March 1

The Hero

Season 1 • Episode 13

Liz makes a citizen's arrest of an 8-year-old boy; A shootout and its aftermath disturb Chano.

Monday, March 2

Doomsday

Season 2 • Episode 1

An environmentalist threatens to set off a bomb in the precinct; Wojo arrests a fake priest.

Monday, March 2

The Search

Season 5 • Episode 3

A woman's 28-year search for her father finally ends, but the man she finds denies his paternity.

Monday, March 2

Dog Days

Season 5 • Episode 4

A phobia for needles could cause complications for Wojo when he's bitten by a dog.

Monday, March 2

The Search

Season 5 • Episode 3

A woman's 28-year search for her father finally ends, but the man she finds denies his paternity.

Monday, March 2

Dog Days

Season 5 • Episode 4

A phobia for needles could cause complications for Wojo when he's bitten by a dog.

Monday, March 2

The Social Worker

Season 2 • Episode 2

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx.

Tuesday, March 3

The Layoff

Season 2 • Episode 3

The captain is ordered to lay off three of his men when New York suffers a financial crisis.

Tuesday, March 3

The Baby Broker

Season 5 • Episode 5

A German woman attempts to escape the country rather than surrender her baby.

Tuesday, March 3

The Accusation

Season 5 • Episode 6

A woman threatens to ruin Dietrich's career after he ignores her advances.

Tuesday, March 3

The Baby Broker

Season 5 • Episode 5

A German woman attempts to escape the country rather than surrender her baby.

Tuesday, March 3

The Accusation

Season 5 • Episode 6

A woman threatens to ruin Dietrich's career after he ignores her advances.

Tuesday, March 3

Ambush

Season 2 • Episode 4

Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer; Yemana is shot in plain sight.

Wednesday, March 4

Heat Wave

Season 2 • Episode 5

The detectives disguise themselves as women to apprehend rapists and muggers.

Wednesday, March 4

The Prisoner

Season 5 • Episode 7

A prisoner has difficulty adjusting to civilian life. A cat burglar's widow continues the business.

Wednesday, March 4

Loan Shark

Season 5 • Episode 8

Harris brings in a 14 year old suspect; Yemana feels unappreciated on the job.

Wednesday, March 4

The Prisoner

Season 5 • Episode 7

A prisoner has difficulty adjusting to civilian life. A cat burglar's widow continues the business.

Wednesday, March 4

Loan Shark

Season 5 • Episode 8

Harris brings in a 14 year old suspect; Yemana feels unappreciated on the job.

Wednesday, March 4

The Arsonist

Season 2 • Episode 6

The investigators arrest a Woody Allen look-alike suspected of arson.

Thursday, March 5

Grand Hotel

Season 2 • Episode 7

Wojo and Detective Janice Wentworth go under cover at a hotel to track down a clever robber.

Thursday, March 5

The Vandal

Season 5 • Episode 9

When the squad room is vandalized it appears that the perpetrator has a grudge against Barney.

Thursday, March 5

The Harris Incident

Season 5 • Episode 10

Harris becomes outraged when he's shot by two uniformed patrolmen while apprehending a burglar.

Thursday, March 5

The Vandal

Season 5 • Episode 9

When the squad room is vandalized it appears that the perpetrator has a grudge against Barney.

Thursday, March 5

The Harris Incident

Season 5 • Episode 10

Harris becomes outraged when he's shot by two uniformed patrolmen while apprehending a burglar.

Thursday, March 5

Discovery

Season 2 • Episode 8

The department computer declares Fish dead; Marty claims a detective is harrassing homosexuals.

Friday, March 6

You Dirty Rat

Season 2 • Episode 9

The detectives search for missing bags of confiscated marijuana.

Friday, March 6

The Radical

Season 5 • Episode 11

A former 60's radical wanted by the FBI is arrested for shoplifting.

Friday, March 6

Toys

Season 5 • Episode 12

A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

Friday, March 6

The Radical

Season 5 • Episode 11

A former 60's radical wanted by the FBI is arrested for shoplifting.

Friday, March 6

Toys

Season 5 • Episode 12

A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

Friday, March 6

The Horse Thief

Season 2 • Episode 10

A cab owner reports his horse missing; A man alone in his hotel room claims to have been assaulted.

Saturday, March 7

Rain

Season 2 • Episode 11

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain .

Saturday, March 7

The Arsonist

Season 2 • Episode 6

The investigators arrest a Woody Allen look-alike suspected of arson.

Saturday, March 7

Grand Hotel

Season 2 • Episode 7

Wojo and Detective Janice Wentworth go under cover at a hotel to track down a clever robber.

Saturday, March 7

Fish

Season 2 • Episode 12

Ailing Fish must deal with restricted duty and decides to quit the force.

Sunday, March 8

Hot Dogs

Season 2 • Episode 13

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case.

Sunday, March 8

Protection

Season 2 • Episode 14

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct.

Sunday, March 8

Happy New Year

Season 2 • Episode 15

A pregnant shoplifter and a suicidal man ring in a hectic New Year at the precinct.

Monday, March 9

The Indian

Season 5 • Episode 13

An elderly Indian wishes to die in Central Park; A woman's shoes are stolen-from her feet.

Monday, March 9

Voice Analyzer

Season 5 • Episode 14

Detectives must take a voice-activated lie detector; Newspaper are reporting corruption.

Monday, March 9

The Indian

Season 5 • Episode 13

An elderly Indian wishes to die in Central Park; A woman's shoes are stolen-from her feet.

Monday, March 9

Voice Analyzer

Season 5 • Episode 14

Detectives must take a voice-activated lie detector; Newspaper are reporting corruption.

Monday, March 9

The Sniper

Season 2 • Episode 16

Wojo and Luger become targets of a sniper; A con man is selling charter flights to Saturn.

Monday, March 9

Fear of Flying

Season 2 • Episode 17

Wojo expresses his fear of flying before accompanying a prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

Tuesday, March 10

The Spy

Season 5 • Episode 15

An unemployed and paranoid spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

Tuesday, March 10

Middle Age

Season 5 • Episode 18

Barney worries about middle age; a Hassidic diamond trader is robbed.

Tuesday, March 10

The Spy

Season 5 • Episode 15

An unemployed and paranoid spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

Tuesday, March 10

Middle Age

Season 5 • Episode 18

Barney worries about middle age; a Hassidic diamond trader is robbed.

Tuesday, March 10

Block Party

Season 2 • Episode 18

Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

Tuesday, March 10

Massage Parlor

Season 2 • Episode 19

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way.

Wednesday, March 11

Wojo's Girl

Season 5 • Episode 16

Wojo falls for a prostitute and invites her to share his apartment.

Wednesday, March 11

Wojo's Girl

Season 5 • Episode 17

Wojo is afraid to make a commitment when his new girlfriend accepts his live-in invitation.

Wednesday, March 11

Wojo's Girl

Season 5 • Episode 16

Wojo falls for a prostitute and invites her to share his apartment.

Wednesday, March 11

Wojo's Girl

Season 5 • Episode 17

Wojo is afraid to make a commitment when his new girlfriend accepts his live-in invitation.

Wednesday, March 11

The Psychiatrist

Season 2 • Episode 20

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; Recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Wednesday, March 11

The Kid

Season 2 • Episode 21

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago.

Thursday, March 12

The Counterfeiter

Season 5 • Episode 19

A counterfeiter produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

Thursday, March 12

Open House

Season 5 • Episode 20

An open house at the precinct attracts three hungry vagrants.

Thursday, March 12

The Counterfeiter

Season 5 • Episode 19

A counterfeiter produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

Thursday, March 12

Open House

Season 5 • Episode 20

An open house at the precinct attracts three hungry vagrants.

Thursday, March 12

The Mole

Season 2 • Episode 22

Harris and Wojo run through the sewers of New York in pursuit of a jewelry store burglar.

Thursday, March 12

Evacuation

Season 3 • Episode 1

New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

Friday, March 13

Identity

Season 5 • Episode 21

A government witness with a fake name is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

Friday, March 13

Computer Crime

Season 5 • Episode 22

Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

Friday, March 13

Identity

Season 5 • Episode 21

A government witness with a fake name is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

Friday, March 13

Computer Crime

Season 5 • Episode 22

Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

Friday, March 13

Quarantine

Season 3 • Episode 2

A suspect with a high fever causes the precinct to be quarantined.

Friday, March 13

Quarantine

Season 3 • Episode 3

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings.

Saturday, March 14

Discovery

Season 2 • Episode 8

The department computer declares Fish dead; Marty claims a detective is harrassing homosexuals.

Saturday, March 14

You Dirty Rat

Season 2 • Episode 9

The detectives search for missing bags of confiscated marijuana.

Saturday, March 14

Bus Stop

Season 3 • Episode 4

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

Saturday, March 14

The Election

Season 3 • Episode 5

On election night, a wealthy man charged with shoplifting wants to vote.

Sunday, March 15

Werewolf

Season 3 • Episode 6

A man claims to be a werewolf and drops a few warnings at the precinct.

Sunday, March 15

The Recluse

Season 3 • Episode 7

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who refuses to do jury duty.

Monday, March 16

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, March 16

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, March 16

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, March 16

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, March 16

Noninvolvement

Season 3 • Episode 8

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress.

Monday, March 16

Power Failure

Season 3 • Episode 9

Barney faces problems with a woman psychiatrist when the lights go out in the precinct.

Tuesday, March 17

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, March 17

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, March 17

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, March 17

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, March 17

Hash

Season 3 • Episode 11

Brownies sprinkled with hashish cause strange reactions from the detectives who ate them.

Tuesday, March 17

Smog Alert

Season 3 • Episode 12

A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist; Fish collapses during a smog alert.

Wednesday, March 18

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Wednesday, March 18

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Wednesday, March 18

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Wednesday, March 18

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.