Barney Miller

Sunday, January 18

Middle Age

Season 5 • Episode 18

Barney worries about middle age; a Hassidic diamond trader is robbed.

Monday, January 19

The Counterfeiter

Season 5 • Episode 19

A counterfeiter produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

Monday, January 19

Open House

Season 5 • Episode 20

An open house at the precinct attracts three hungry vagrants.

Tuesday, January 20

Identity

Season 5 • Episode 21

A government witness with a fake name is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

Tuesday, January 20

Fish

Season 2 • Episode 12

Ailing Fish must deal with restricted duty and decides to quit the force.

Tuesday, January 20

Hot Dogs

Season 2 • Episode 13

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case.

Tuesday, January 20

Fish

Season 2 • Episode 12

Ailing Fish must deal with restricted duty and decides to quit the force.

Tuesday, January 20

Hot Dogs

Season 2 • Episode 13

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case.

Tuesday, January 20

Computer Crime

Season 5 • Episode 22

Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

Wednesday, January 21

Graveyard Shift

Season 5 • Episode 23

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac.

Wednesday, January 21

Protection

Season 2 • Episode 14

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct.

Wednesday, January 21

Happy New Year

Season 2 • Episode 15

A pregnant shoplifter and a suicidal man ring in a hectic New Year at the precinct.

Wednesday, January 21

Protection

Season 2 • Episode 14

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct.

Wednesday, January 21

Happy New Year

Season 2 • Episode 15

A pregnant shoplifter and a suicidal man ring in a hectic New Year at the precinct.

Wednesday, January 21

Jack Soo, a Retrospective

Season 5 • Episode 24

Nick Yemana is fondly remembered by Barney and the detectives in this tribute to the late Jack Soo.

Thursday, January 22

Inquisition

Season 6 • Episode 1

Internal Affairs arrives to inform the staff of a surprising letter.

Thursday, January 22

The Sniper

Season 2 • Episode 16

Wojo and Luger become targets of a sniper; A con man is selling charter flights to Saturn.

Thursday, January 22

Fear of Flying

Season 2 • Episode 17

Wojo expresses his fear of flying before accompanying a prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

Thursday, January 22

The Sniper

Season 2 • Episode 16

Wojo and Luger become targets of a sniper; A con man is selling charter flights to Saturn.

Thursday, January 22

Fear of Flying

Season 2 • Episode 17

Wojo expresses his fear of flying before accompanying a prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

Thursday, January 22

The Photographer

Season 6 • Episode 2

Barney faces a drug pusher and a man claiming to be Jesus Christ.

Friday, January 23

Vacation

Season 6 • Episode 3

Two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Friday, January 23

Block Party

Season 2 • Episode 18

Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

Friday, January 23

Massage Parlor

Season 2 • Episode 19

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way.

Friday, January 23

Block Party

Season 2 • Episode 18

Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

Friday, January 23

Massage Parlor

Season 2 • Episode 19

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way.

Friday, January 23

The Brother

Season 6 • Episode 4

Wojo looks for a missing novitiate who's en route to taking his final vows.

Saturday, January 24

The Slave

Season 6 • Episode 5

The detectives deal with a frightened Burmese domestic who claims he's a slave.

Saturday, January 24

The Bureaucrat

Season 1 • Episode 7

The cops deposit a drunken Washington VIP in the squad room cage.

Saturday, January 24

Ms. Cop

Season 1 • Episode 8

A women detective accuses Barney of discrimination when he assigns a case to Fish and Yemana.

Saturday, January 24

Strip Joint

Season 6 • Episode 6

Two topless dancers employed by a government-owned strip joint are arrested.

Sunday, January 25

The Bird

Season 6 • Episode 7

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book.; Wojo's new parrot dies.

Sunday, January 25

The Desk

Season 6 • Episode 8

An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

Monday, January 26

The Judge

Season 6 • Episode 9

Wojo arrests a judge that assaults an attorney with his gavel.

Monday, January 26

The Psychiatrist

Season 2 • Episode 20

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; Recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Monday, January 26

The Kid

Season 2 • Episode 21

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago.

Monday, January 26

The Psychiatrist

Season 2 • Episode 20

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; Recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Monday, January 26

The Kid

Season 2 • Episode 21

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago.

Monday, January 26

The DNA Story

Season 6 • Episode 10

A dangerous disease culture is missing; A woman insists her husband is a clone.

Tuesday, January 27

The Dentist

Season 6 • Episode 11

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands.

Tuesday, January 27

The Mole

Season 2 • Episode 22

Harris and Wojo run through the sewers of New York in pursuit of a jewelry store burglar.

Tuesday, January 27

Evacuation

Season 3 • Episode 1

New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

Tuesday, January 27

The Mole

Season 2 • Episode 22

Harris and Wojo run through the sewers of New York in pursuit of a jewelry store burglar.

Tuesday, January 27

Evacuation

Season 3 • Episode 1

New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

Tuesday, January 27

People's Court

Season 6 • Episode 12

The detectives deal with people who set up their own legal system.

Wednesday, January 28

The Child Stealers

Season 6 • Episode 15

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him.

Wednesday, January 28

Quarantine

Season 3 • Episode 2

A suspect with a high fever causes the precinct to be quarantined.

Wednesday, January 28

Quarantine

Season 3 • Episode 3

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings.

Wednesday, January 28

Quarantine

Season 3 • Episode 2

A suspect with a high fever causes the precinct to be quarantined.

Wednesday, January 28

Quarantine

Season 3 • Episode 3

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings.

Wednesday, January 28

Vanished

Season 6 • Episode 13

Harris reluctantly goes under cover to investigate the disappearance of skid row bums.

Thursday, January 29

Vanished

Season 6 • Episode 14

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Thursday, January 29

The Election

Season 3 • Episode 5

On election night, a wealthy man charged with shoplifting wants to vote.

Thursday, January 29

Werewolf

Season 3 • Episode 6

A man claims to be a werewolf and drops a few warnings at the precinct.

Thursday, January 29

The Election

Season 3 • Episode 5

On election night, a wealthy man charged with shoplifting wants to vote.

Thursday, January 29

Werewolf

Season 3 • Episode 6

A man claims to be a werewolf and drops a few warnings at the precinct.

Thursday, January 29

Guns

Season 6 • Episode 16

Barney tries to track down weapons stolen from an illegal collection.

Friday, January 30

Uniform Days

Season 6 • Episode 17

Harris refuses to dress in full uniform one day a year per department standards.

Friday, January 30

Bus Stop

Season 3 • Episode 4

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

Friday, January 30

The Recluse

Season 3 • Episode 7

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who refuses to do jury duty.

Friday, January 30

Bus Stop

Season 3 • Episode 4

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

Friday, January 30

The Recluse

Season 3 • Episode 7

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who refuses to do jury duty.

Friday, January 30

Dietrich's Arrest

Season 6 • Episode 18

Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally.

Saturday, January 31

Dietrich's Arrest

Season 6 • Episode 19

Levitt arrests Dietrich for taking part in an antinuclear demonstration.

Saturday, January 31

The Vigilante

Season 1 • Episode 9

With muggings on the increase, a neighborhood vigilante takes matters into his own hands.

Saturday, January 31

The Guest

Season 1 • Episode 10

A Mafia trial witness is hidden in the squad room. Chano sets up a narcotics buy.

Saturday, January 31

The Architect

Season 6 • Episode 20

A client's blueprint changes prompt an outraged architect to set bombs in the building he designed.

Sunday, February 1

The Inventor

Season 6 • Episode 21

An inventor at an electronics company breaks into his company's safe.

Sunday, February 1

Fog

Season 6 • Episode 22

Barney is turned down for a promotion; A trumpeter booked for assault.

Monday, February 2

The Delegate

Season 7 • Episode 3

A complaint is lodged against a delegate from the 1976 Democratic Convention.

Monday, February 2

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, February 2

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, February 2

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, February 2

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Monday, February 2

Homicide

Season 7 • Episode 1

A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; The 12th becomes a homicide squad.

Tuesday, February 3

Homicide

Season 7 • Episode 2

Barney wages a campaign to restore the detectives' former duties.

Tuesday, February 3

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, February 3

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, February 3

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, February 3

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Tuesday, February 3

Dorsey

Season 7 • Episode 4

A new detective at the precinct believes that his co-workers are all dishonest.

Wednesday, February 4

Agent Orange

Season 7 • Episode 5

A liquor store robber claims his exposure to Agent Orange during the Vietnam War as an excuse.

Wednesday, February 4

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Wednesday, February 4

Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.