Best Lines of the Week: (Oct. 6-12): 'I Don't Usually Suffer From Premature Unfurling'

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ONCE UPON A TIME - ANDREW J. WEST, DANIA RAMIREZ
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Once Upon A Time

Alice: “When it’s not your story, bad things happen.”

– Henry (Andrew J. West) wakes up to find himself taken captive by Alice in Wonderland (Rose Reynolds), after having fallen woozy to the charms of Cinderella (Dania Ramirez).

Riverdale - KJ Apa, Camila Mendes
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Riverdale

Veronica: “You look like you’re auditioning for a teen reboot of The Shining.”

– Veronica (Camila Mendes) trying to convince Archie (KJ Apa) to take a shower with her in an effort to comfort her man him (she finds sex works best).

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Spielberg

Steven Spielberg: “I’ve avoided therapy because movies are my therapy.”

– The legendary director shares with documentarian Susan Lacy his secret to staying sane.

Outlander - Catriona Balfe
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Outlander

Professor Travers: “He was the love of my life…I could have made him happy.”

– Claire (Caitriona Balfe) is confronted by Frank’s mistress, Sandy (Sarah MacRae), about her holding onto their dead love, Frank (Tobias Menzies).

Ua Mau Ke Ea O Ka Aina I Ka Pono (The Life of the Land is Perpetuated in Righteousness)

Hawaii Five-0

Danny: “Shoot a dog, you’re going to hell, period.”

– Danny (Scott Caan) and McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) watch as paramedics work to save a wounded dog.

Nevertheless, She Persisted

Supergirl

Reporter: “Does President Marsden believe climate change is real?”
Cat: “Yes, Carl, as a matter of fact she does. She also believes that two plus two equals four, and that the Earth is round, because the President is not a moron.”

– Cat Grant (Calista Flockhart) is introduced in her new role as White House Press Secretary and she doesn’t hold back in defending the intelligence of the first female President.

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Dancing With The Stars

Frankie Muniz: “Truth is, I don’t remember much [of my time on Malcolm ]. It almost feels like it wasn’t me.”

– The theme of this week’s DWTS episode was, “The Most Memorable Year.” Unfortunately, after 9 concussions and several mini-strokes due to a career in racecar driving, Muniz revealed his memory of Malcolm in the Middle is relatively nonexistent.

Saturday Night Live - Jason Aldean, best lines
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Saturday Night Live

Jason Aldean: “You can be sure we’re gonna walk through these tough times together, every step of the way.”

– In lieu of jokes about the current Harvey Weinstein scandal, the comedy sketch show opened with a tribute to the victims of the Las Vegas shooting and Tom Petty with Aldean and his band performing “Won’t Back Down.”

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Lucifer

Lucifer: “I don’t usually suffer from premature unfurling.”

– Lucifer (Tom Ellis) gets a little too excited in the presence of a topless brunette.

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