Best Lines of the Week (November 4-10): ‘The Moment I Can Find the Receipt, I Am Returning That Chicken’

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The Walking Dead (AMC)

Shane: How is my baby girl, by the way?

— Shane (Jon Bernthal) in one of Rick’s (Andrew Lincoln) hallucinations, trying to motivate the injured survivor to keep moving

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Charmed (The CW)

Maggie: I’m here for my shift of doom. Go live your life

— Maggie (Sarah Jeffery) and Mel (Melonie Diaz) take turns babysitting a demon chained up in their attack

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The Good Doctor (ABC)

Shaun: She has a slight fever, her rash is spreading. This is definitely not Ademia

Morgan: I know, I’ve moved on to MRSA

Shaun: That’s possible, but you should want proof

— Dr. Shaun Murphy (Freddie Highmore) and Dr.Morgan Reznickup (Fiona Gubelmann) try to diagnose a patient with a severely infected finger

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9-1-1 (FOX)

Buck: I guess I can only hope to find something that good

Thomas: You don’t find it, son. You make it

— Buck (Oliver Stark) has a heart-to-heart with Thomas (Francis X. McCarthy) about love

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Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)

Dr. Thomas Koracick: Do you want me to talk or shut up?

— Dr. Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo) and Dr. Koracick (Greg Germann) bond when they take flight together on a private jet

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Supergirl (The CW)

Brainy:What? I’m not a robot. I’m techno-organic. I have feelings. You should be crying too. These are tears of logic!

— Brainy (Jesse Rath) gets emotional when he believes all hope is lost

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Bob’s Burgers (FOX)

Kurt: Ever since she caught me trying to put a banana in her plane pipe, she hired security guards

— Kurt tries to plot revenge on Laverne by having the kids cut off wires from her airplane

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Outlander (Starz)

Jamie: Some ghosts can only be banished by speaking their name and foul deeds aloud

— Jamie (Sam Heughan) consoles Young Ian (John Bell) and teaches him about dealing with past traumas in a tender moment

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The Good Place (NBC)

Jason: Dude, we can get mythical animals? Maybe I’ll get a penguin

— Jason (Manny Jacinto) thinks that penguins are mythical animals on Pick-A-Pet day

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Modern Family (ABC)

Cameron: The moment I can find the receipt, I am returning that chicken

— Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) realizes getting a pet chicken was a mistake, but doesn’t want to admit that to Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson)

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From regretting a crazy pet chicken on Modern Family to dreaming about a mythical pet penguin on The Good Place, this week was full of both comedy and intensity.

Check out the gallery above to see some of our favorite lines from this week!