We don’t work when we’re apart, but together baby, together we set the world on fire.
— Beth (Susan Kelechi Watson) has an eye-opening moment and realizes her true calling is to open a dance studio in Philly while Randall (Sterling K. Brown) becomes city councilman.
Good Girls (NBC)
Ruby: Let’s go over there right now.
Annie: Yeah, and rough her up. Like, verbally.
— Ruby (Retta), Annie (Mae Whitman), and Beth (Christina Hendricks) realizing that Mary (Allison Tolman) may have blown their cover.
Jane the Virgin (The CW)
— Rogelio’s (Jaime Camil) new anticlimactic monologue once he found out River’s (Brooke Shields) character got all his lines.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (The CW)
Rebecca: So, just now I was in the bathroom and I was asleep on the toilet…
Paula: Multitasking. Great.
— Rebecca (Rachel Bloom) talking to Paula (Donna Lynne Champlin) about a dream that she had.
Schitt’s Creek (Pop)
Ted: It’s just a quick needle. Think of it like getting Botox.
Alexis: Ew, Ted. What am I, 32?
— Ted (Dustin Milligan) telling Alexis (Annie Murphy) that they have to get vaccinations before leaving for their trip to the Galapagos Islands.
Bridgette: “Ready? 1…2…3…Go.”
Nelson: “There was a kangaroo who jumped around the house and he picked up all the toys and he put them in his pouch.”
Bridgette: Okay… Don’t overthink it.
— Bridgette (Frankie Shaw) stressing to Nelson (Samara Weaving) that she must tell Larry (Anna & Alexandra Reimer) a good story before he takes his nap.
Good Trouble (Freeform)
I don’t think that the problem is just that you’re not out to your parents. You’re not out to yourself. You’re not at peace with being gay, and that’s way scarier. Because if you can’t accept yourself, how can you accept me?
— Joey (Daisy Eagan) breaks up with Alice (Sherry Cola) because she doesn’t truly accept her own sexuality.
Summer House (Bravo)
Paige: Hey, I have a question. Can I ride in one of these tractors? What do you do with them?
Owner: You mow the grass.
— Paige asking the owners of the vineyard questions about their tractors.
The Neighborhood (CBS)
Calvin: Dave, I got one grown son who lives with us and another who’s over all the time. Trust me, togetherness is not my problem.
Dave: You don’t know what you’re missing!
Calvin: Yeah, I do. A roof!
— Calvin (Cedric the Entertainer) letting Dave (Max Greenfield) know why he won’t be going camping.
Very Cavallari (E!)
“What kind of jams are you going to listen to on the way in?”
— Jay Cutler, Kristin’s husband, asking her how she plans to pump herself up before a meeting at work.
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