Best Lines of the Week (March 17-23): 'You Know I Heart You Like a Homely Sister'
Comedy Central / Fox / STARZ Comedy Central
The Other Two (Comedy Central)
Chase: Okay guys, this next item is a chance to be a part of my next music video because I think of you as I film it!
—Chase Dreams (Case Walker) while promoting his first album on a plane full of fans and their parents.
Bob’s Burgers (Fox)
“They eat oysters. Oysters eat plankton. Bing bang boom. They decide not to kill the plankton blob. Then, we smoke cigars and binge watch Billions.”
—Gene (voiced by Eugene Mirman) reveals to his family how he plans to convince the yacht club president to save the blob in the marina.
Now Apocalypse (STARZ)
You know I heart you like a homely sister.
—Carly (Kelli Berglund) trying to set Uly (Avan Jogia) straight after he thinks he saw an alien.
Good Girls (NBC)
Be easier to carry if he’s all thawed out…
—Annie (Mae Whitman) unplugging the freezer that Boomer (David Hornsby) has been shoved inside.
Miracle Workers (TBS)
God’s brother: Tell mom and dad what a cow is.
God: It’s like a big dog you can drink from.
God’s mother: And what’s a dog?
God: A small cow you can be friends with.
—God (Steve Buscemi) explaining to his parents (Margaret Cho and Chris Parnell) about the animals he created for Earth.
I had to wear diapers for a month… which actually I quite liked.
—Winnie (Claudia O’Doherty) telling her sister Nelson (Samara Weaving) about her recent illness.
Annie: So how could I take away his favorite thing?
Fran: My favorite thing is you not having a child with a guy who says “raw-dog.”
—Annie (Aidy Bryant) trying to rationalize to Fran (Lolly Adefope) why she shouldn’t break up with Ryan (Luka Jones).
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