Best Lines of the Week: (Nov. 10-16): ‘This Time of the Year Is the Toughest on Single Teenagers’
Vice Principals
Ms. Abbott: “If I can’t have a beautiful life, at least I’ll have a beautiful death.”
– When the tiger hired for the graduation ceremony fails to kill Amanda Snodgrass (Georgia King), Ms. Abbott (Edi Patterson) concedes to the madness of the show’s season finale.
Man With A Plan
Adam: “What is more attractive to women than a silver fox?”
Andi: “A young, healthy fox?”
– Adam (Matt LeBlanc) and Andi (Liza Snyder) disagree about how attractive Adam might be to the hot, new babysitter (Victoria Justice).
The Voice
Adam Levine: “I hated that performance because it wasn’t on my team.”
– Adam Levine gets jealous when Davon Fleming kicks off the Season 13 Playoffs with a rendition of new coach Jennifer Hudson’s song “I Am Changing.”
Elizabeth Smart: The Autobiography
Investigator: “It’s never going to stop. It’s never going to end. It’s just gonna go on.”
– The Salt Lake City police question Richard Ricci in their investigation into Elizabeth Smart’s kidnapping as all hope feels lost with the number of false leads.
Fresh Off the Boat
Eddie: “This time of the year is the toughest on single teeangers. Statistically.”
– Eddie (Hudson Yang) tries to find a way to distract himself from having the blues after breaking up with his girlfriend.
Cake Boss
Lisa Valastro: “You’ve got a better chance of seeing God Almighty come down from the heaven above than of me getting a dog. I have enough dogs in this house already.
Buddy Valastro: “What is that supposed to mean?
Lisa: “I have four children and a husband. That’s enough animals.”
– Buddy and his wife, Lisa, discuss the possibilities of adding a furry friend to their family when Buddy works on a dog-shaped cake for a local groomer.
Family Guy
Lois: “What were you thinking writing that Tweet?”
Brian: “What? It was just a joke.”
Lois: “Brian, it’s not 2005. You can’t just go online and say whatever you want.”
– Poking fun at Millennials and Twitter culture, Family Guy’s Lois (Alex Borstein) and Brian (Seth MacFarlane) discuss the very real consequences of your online actions.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Daryl: “This is so weird.”
Maya: “That Nathaniel is a furry? I know.”
– Nathaniel (Scott Michael Foster) learns the hard way that you can’t bring a stuffed animal to work without being labeled a furry.
Keeping Up With the Kardashians
Kourtney: “The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships. It’s a quote.”
– Kourtney Kardashian moving on from being a Negative Nancy to embracing the positive outlook in life, which has to begin with a good quote.
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