Best Lines of the Week (Dec. 6 – 12): ‘Maybe We Don’t Tell Your Parents About This’

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Silicon Valley / The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel / Supergirl
HBO; Amazon Prime Video; The CW
The Flash
The CW

The Flash (The CW)

“If you take this chance and something happens to you, we’re all doomed.”

—Kate/Batwoman (Ruby Rose) convinces Kara/Supergirl (Melissa Beonist) to walk away from the Book of Destiny in Part 3 of the “Crisis on Infinite Earths” crossover.

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Silicon Valley (HBO)

Monica: Who else can say they saved the world?

Richard: Not us.

—Monica (Amanda Crew) tries to comfort Richard (Thomas Middleditch) after they purposefully destroy PiperNet.

The Real Housewives of Orange County - Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, and Emily Simpson

The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo)

“This is just like being in high school, but instead of the senior girls hating me, the senior citizens hate me.”

—Emily Simpson feels ganged up on by fellow Housewives Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Judge, and Shannon Beador.

Rick and Morty

—Rick (Justin Roiland) can tell Morty (also Justin Roiland) is uncomfortable with the “soul orgy” to free dragons.

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Amazon Prime Video

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (Amazon Prime Video)

“That psychotic giraffe of a woman has been trying to destroy me for a year.”

—Midge (Rachel Brosnahan) reminds manager Susie (Alex Borstein) about fellow comic Sophie’s (Jane Lynch) harsh tactics.

Project Runway

Project Runway (Bravo)

“I’m already at Brandon Maxwell and Christian Siriano’s level.”

—Competing designer Sergio Guadarrama cites his 2019 Tony Awards ensemble for Billy Porter as why he has an advantage over his peers.

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The L Word: Generation Q (Showtime)

“While I might understand the willful ignorance of a straight white man, I’m having a hard time understanding how you can turn a blind eye. So I guess what I really want to know is, how the hell do you sleep at night?”

—Bette (Jennifer Beals) confronts Dani (Arienne Mandi) over the company’s investments in opioid production.

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Saturday Night Live (NBC)

“Do you need an earring that says ‘I fight other women’?”

—Host Jennifer Lopez stars as ‘Gino’s girlfriend’ in a faux commercial for customized hoop earrings.

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Nancy Drew (The CW)

“You have quite the list of evidence against me.”

—Nancy’s (Kennedy McMann) dad, Carson (Scott Wolf), has an eerie response to being arrested for murder.


Stumptown (ABC)

“Anyone can make their bed, begin a path order. Once you get order, you can start to forgive yourself.”

—Sue Lynn (Tantoo Cardinal) offers sage advice to Dex (Cobie Smulders).

The CW

Supernatural (The CW)

“I met them once, and they let me rot in Hell. Family sucks.”

—Adam (Jake Abel) does not care for the Winchesters.

The Masked Singer

The Masked Singer (Fox)

“You slayed like Rudolph!”

—Judge Jenny McCarthy praises a festive performance of “This Christmas.”

The CW

Legacies (The CW)

“I loved you when I couldn’t remember you. I loved you when I was dead. I think I always will.”

—Landon (Aria Shahghasemi) is reunited with Hope (Danielle Rose Russell) in the midseason finale.

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Fans said goodbye to HBO’s Silicon Valley with its series finale, while the highly-anticipated third season of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel premiered on Amazon Prime Video and The L Word: Generation Q kicked off on Showtime. Plus, breakout new shows Stumptown and Nancy Drew ended their midseason finales with two very different cliffhangers.

The CW superheroes banded together to tackle the “Crisis on Infinite Earths,” and the reigning queen of 2019 Jennifer Lopez brought her humor and wit to Saturday Night Live.

Check out the gallery above for our top lines from this monumental week in TV.