Best Lines of the Week: (Dec. 8-14): ‘Just a Little Bit of Christmas Magic’

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Duff Goldman
Food Network

Holiday Baking Championship

Duff Goldman: “I feel like I’ve just opened up a Christmas book, all all the pop-ups just came up, but a real, live, big super-sized version of it.”
– Not exactly the words you want to hear when you’re struggling to get through the jelly donut challenge in a celebration of Hanukkah.

Search Party
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Search Party

Dory: “The cops are onto us, okay? And our downstairs neighbor has revealed herself as having been the one sending the threats so we gotta handle this and we gotta handle this now.”
Portia: “No. No.”
– Portia (Meredith Hagner) can’t even have a successful opening night for her play about the Manson murders without hearing about the murder she actually helped cover up with her friends.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Rachel Bloom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Rebecca: “I’m sorry. Syracuse is a great school for … communications or something?”
– Rebecca (Rachel Bloom) finds her humor again during a talk with her therapist about getting too caught up in her diagnosis.

Kim Kardashian West and Kris Jenner
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Kim: “You’re teaching us bribing, lying, scamming…”
Kris: “They’re life lessons.”
– It’s no secret Kris has some interesting momager advice.

Jane The Virgin - Jaime Camil
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Jane the Virgin

Rogelio: “Can you hand me my phone? Actually, I think I’m too weak to type. Can you do it for me?”
– Rogelio (Jaime Camil) has caught man flu from Mateo (Elias Janssen). It’s probably just the common cold but after all, Rogelio’s profession involves drama.

9JKL - David Walton
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9JKL

Luke: “What are you doing creeping up on me like the world’s best-dressed serial killer?”
Andrew: “Sorry. I was just watching you move your hips.”
Luke: “Now, see, that just raises more questions.”
– Andrew (David Walton) seeks out some advice on how he can become a better dancer. Step one: don’t watch other people dance.

Gwen Stefani - You Make It Feel Like Chirstmas
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Gwen Stefani’s You Make It Feel Like Christmas

Young Gwen: “This is freaky.”
Gwen: “No, just a little bit of Christmas magic.”
Young Gwen: “No, the part that’s freaky is, I turn blonde! Whoa, cool!”
– A little irony ensues when Gwen Stefani is transported back to her childhood bedroom during her holiday special.

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