March 2016 Streaming: What’s Coming and Going

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QUANTICO - "Inside" - The terrorist responsible for the bombing of Grand Central Station is finally revealed, but instead of answers, more questions remain. While back at Quantico, the recruits receive a well-deserved few days off for the holidays, but not everyone is oh so merry when secrets are revealed and lines and blurred, on "Quantico" SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13 (10:00--11:00 p.m., EST) on the ABC Television Network

In with the new, out with the old! Spring cleaning has commenced among all of our favorite streaming sites. But no worries, there are plenty of new shows and movies coming this March for your spring break downtime. Take a peek at all that’s coming and going next month!

| Netflix | Hulu | Amazon | Showtime | Seeso | Crackle | Acorn


New Original Programming
A Girl in the River: The Price of Forgiveness (3/7)
Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar & Grill (3/12)
Ebola: The Doctors’ Story (3/14)
Body Team 12 (3/14)
Orphans of Ebola (3/14)
Gonzaga: The March to Madness Finale (3/16)
HBO First Look: My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (3/15)
Everything is Copy (3/21)
Psi: Season 2 Finale (3/25)
Only the Dead See the End of War (3/28)
HBO First Look: The Boss (3/31)

Theatrical Premieres
Ouija (3/1)
The Gallows (3/1)
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (3/1)
Spy (3/5)
Max (3/12)
Pitch Perfect 2 (3/19)
Vacation (3/26)

Estrenos en Español
Kamikaze (3/4)
Los contreras familias (3/4)
Refugiado (3/11)

Starting March 1
Antwone Fisher (2002)
Barbershop (2002)
Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004)
Beauty Shop (2005)
Charlotte’s Web (1973)
Friday Night Lights (2004)
I Think I Love My Wife (2007)
Keeping the Faith (2000)
Kiss the Girls (1997)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Remember the Titans (2000)
Saving Silverman (2001)
Snatch (2000)
Super Troopers (2001)
Tammy (2014)
The Birdcage (1996)
The Uninvited (2009)

Ending March 29
Bad Words (2013)

Ending March 31
Beetlejuice (1998)
Birdman, or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Burn after Reading
Kill the Messenger
Life is Beautiful
Rio 2
The Departed
The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Theory of Everything
Transcendence (2014)
Working Girl


Available March 1
Adult Beginners (2015)
Ahora o Nunca (2015)
Aldnoah.Zero – Season 2
American Pie Presents – Beta House (2007)
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)
Before We Go (2015)
Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland (2016)
El Desconocido (2015)
Fresh Meat – Series 2
Frog Kingdom (2013)
Good Burger (1997)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Heaven Knows What (2015)
Hot Sugar’s Cold World (2015)
Midsomer Murders – Series 17
Narcopolis (2015)
Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009)
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
Scarface (1983)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
The Young Kieslowski (2014)

Available March 2
For Grace (2015)

Available March 4
House of Cards – Season 4 (2016)
Lab Rats – Season 4
Lego Friends: The Power of Friendship (2016)
Lego: Bionicle: The Journey to One – Season 1 (2016)
Louie: Season 5
March 7
Cuckoo: Seasons 1-2
Halo: The Fall of Reach
Sin Filtro (2016)

Available March 8
Digimon Fusion: Season 2

Available March 9
The Returned: Season 1

Available March 10
Comedy Bang! Bang!: Season 4, part 3
Hateship Loveship (2013)
March 11
Dinotrux: Season 2
Flaked: Season 1
Netflix Presents: The Characters: Season 1
Popples: Season 2

Available March 12
Shelter (2015)

Available March 15
10,000 Saints (2015)
4GOT10 (2015)
The Falling (2015)
Final Girl (2015)
Finders Keepers (2015)
Power Rangers Dino Charge: Season 1, part 2
War Pigs (2015)

Available March 16
Are You Here (2014)
Charlie St. Cloud (2010)
Gridiron Gang (2006)
Happy Valley: Season 2
Larry Crowne (2011)
Promised Land (2012)

Available March 18
He Never Died (2015)
Jimmy Carr: Funny Business (2016)
Marvel’s Daredevil: Season 2
The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show: Season 2
My Beautiful Broken Brain (2016)
Pee-wee’s Big Holiday (2016)

Available March 22
The Art of Organized Noize (2016)
The Ouija Experiment 2: Theatre of Death (2015)

Available March 24
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)
A Promise (2013)

Available March 25

Trailer Park Boys: Season 10

Available March 31
Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation (2007)
Fright Night 2 (2013)
Murder Rap: Inside the Biggie and Tupac Murders (2015)
Sunshine Superman (2015)
Yu-Gi-Oh! Bonds Beyond Time (2011)
Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal: Seasons 1-2
Leaving Netflix, March 2016

Leaving March 1
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman (2000)
American Pie (1999)
American Wedding (2003)
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
The Babysitters (2007)
The Chosen One (2010)
Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986)
Emily Bronte’s Wuthering Heights (1992)
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
Hackers (1985)
Hamlet (1990)
Hannie Caulder (1971)
Hardball (2001)
Hart’s War (2002)
Hitch (2005)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Jumanji (1995)
Masters of the Universe (1987)
Men in Black II (2002)
The Monster Squad (1987)
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Paycheck (2003)
Switchmas (2013)
The United States of Leland (2003)
Wings (1927)

Leaving March 2
Stevie Nicks: In Your Dreams (2013)

Leaving March 3
Night Catches Us (2010)

Leaving March 4
Getting Go: The Go Doc Project (2013)
Private Romeo (2011)

Leaving March 5
I Am Divine (2013)

Leaving March 6
Le Week-End (2013)
Refuge (2012)

Leaving March 7
Deadfall (2012)

Leaving March 8
Holidaze (2013)

Leaving March 9
Arn: The Knight Templar (2007)
The Mistle-tones! (2012)

Leaving March 11
Geography Club (2013)

Leaving March 15: The ArmaTEDdon
Best of TEDx: Season 1
I Killed My Mother (2009)
Lola & Virginia: Season 1
TED Talks: Life Hack 1-2
TED Talks: Sex, Secrets & Love: Season 1
TED Talks: The Best of TEDx in Español: Season 1
TEDTalks: Ancient Clues: Season 1
TEDTalks: Animal Voices: Season 1
TEDTalks: Artistry and Illusion: Season 1
TEDTalks: Beasts, Bugs & Bio-wilderment: Season 1
TEDTalks: Body By Design: Season 1
TEDTalks: Brave Neuro World: Season 1
TEDTalks: Building Wonder: Season 1
TEDTalks: Chew On This: Season 1
TEDTalks: Cyber Awe: Season 1
TEDTalks: Defying Disease: Season 1
TEDTalks: Global Villages: Season 1
TEDTalks: Head Games: Season 1
TEDTalks: Hot Buttons: Season 1
TEDTalks: How to Start a Movement: Season 1
TEDTalks: Humanity’s Future: Season 1
TEDTalks: Inexplicable Connections: Season 1
TEDTalks: Into the Abyss: Season 1
TEDTalks: Let Your Mind Wonder: Season 1
TEDTalks: Life Lessons & Confessions: Season 1-2
TEDTalks: Love, No Matter What: Season 1
TEDTalks: Music Revolution: Season 1
TEDTalks: Numbers Speak Louder than Words: Season 1
TEDTalks: Rad Invention: Season 1
TEDTalks: Rebel Design: Season 1
TEDTalks: Robotic Machinations: Season 1
TEDTalks: Smart Laughs: Season 1
TEDTalks: Space Trek: Season 1
TEDTalks: The Capitalism Paradox: Season 1
Waste Land (2010)

Leaving March 17
Elegy (2008)

Leaving March 18
Cosmopolis (2012)
Music For Mandela (2013)
Out in the Dark (2012)
Side Effects (2013)

Leaving March 23
Keep the Lights On (2012)

Leaving March 26
The Comedy (2012)

Leaving March 28
Gayby (2012)

Leaving March 31
Dr. Dolittle 3 (2006)
Garfield’s Pet Force (2009)
The Sandlot 2 (2005)
Twelve Mile Road (2003)
Women Who Kill (2012)
The Writers’ Room: Season 1


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Available March 1
Dawson’s Creek: Complete Seasons 1-6
Party of Five: Complete Seasons 1-6
Damages: Complete Seasons 1-5
Extreme Ghostbusters: Complete Season 1
The Voice: Season 10 Premiere (NBC)
Not Safe with Nikki Glaser: Series Premiere (Comedy Central)
Blindspot: New Episodes (NBC)
Gotham: New Episodes (FOX)
Dude, Where’s My Car (2000)
24 Hour Party People (2002)
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Cougars, Inc. (2011)
Death Of A President (2006)
Force 10 From Navarone (1978)
Held Up (2000)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Jock Of The Bushveld (1992)
Joey (1998)
The Ninth Gate (1999)
Tenderness (2009)
Trading Places (1983)
Bio-Dome (1996)
Blacula (1972)
Blue Like Jazz (2012)
Box of Moonlight (1997)
Capote (2005)
The Cutting Edge (1992)
Dr. No (1963)
Drop Dead Sexy (2006)
Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
Flawless (1999)
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
From Russia With Love (1964)
Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go To College (1991)
Goldeneye (1995)
Hot Boyz (2000)
Jade (1995)
Lewis Black: In God We Rust (2012)
Licence to Kill (1989)
Little Man Tate (1991)
Moonraker (1979)
New Rose Hotel (1999)
No Vacancy (2004)
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
Regarding Henry (1991)
Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978)
Shivers (1975)
Split Decisions (1988)
Thunderball (1965)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1993)
Top Gun (1986)
A View to a Kill (1985)
The Abandoned (2015) (*Showtime)
Becoming Bulletproof (2014) (*Showtime)
Bug (2007) (*Showtime)
The Gift (2015) (*Showtime)
Ginger & Rosa (2012) (*Showtime)
Life of a King (2013) (*Showtime)
Lumberjack Man (2015) (*Showtime)
Mistress (*Showtime)
Mo’ Better Blues (1990) (*Showtime)
Snow Day (2000) (*Showtime)
U-571 (2000) (*Showtime)
Unnatural (2015) (*Showtime)
Up in the Air (2015) (*Showtime)
Wes Craven Presents: They (2002) (*Showtime)

Available March 2
Wicked Tuna – Season 5 Premiere (Nat Geo)

Available March 3
The Real O’Neals: Special Series Premiere (ABC)
Rosewood: New Episodes (FOX)
Balls Out (2015)
Marc Maron: More Later (2015)

Available March 4
Louie – Complete Season 5 (FX)
The Family – Special Series Premiere (ABC)
Steve McQueen: The Man & Le Mans (2015) (*Showtime)

Available March 5
Big Eyes (2014) (*Showtime)

Available March 7
The Family – Series Premiere (ABC)
Once Upon a Time – New Episodes (ABC)
Quantico – New Episodes (ABC)

Available March 9
The Comedians – Complete Season 1 (FX)
The Real O’Neals – Series Premiere (ABC)
Little Big Shots – Series Premiere (NBC)
Of Kings and Prophets – Series Premiere (ABC)
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – New Episodes (ABC)
Broad City – Season 3 Premiere (Comedy Central)
Sueño de Amor (Univision)

Available March 10
The Carmichael Show – Season 2 Premiere (NBC)

Available March 12
Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas (2014)
The Forger (2014) (*Showtime)

Available March 13
Party Over Here – Series Premiere (FOX)

Available March 15
Brain Games – Season 7 Premiere (Nat Geo)
Epix Presents – Road to the NHL Winter Classic Ep. 201 (2015)
It’s A Mann’s World – Season 2 Premiere (BET)
Peace Officer (2015)

Available March 16
Crowded – Series Premiere (NBC)
Suspect – Series Premiere (MTV)
Catfish – Season 5 Premiere (MTV)

Available March 17
Nashville – New Episodes (ABC)

Available March 18
Camp (2003)
Steve-O: Guilty As Charged (2016) (*Showtime)

Available March 20
Beyond The Reach (2014)
Arthur & Merlin (2015)

Available March 21
Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade – Special (FOX)

Available March 22
The Passion: Special (FOX)
Epix Presents: Road to the NHL Winter Classic – Ep. 202 (2015)
Ink Master – Season 7 Premiere (Spike)
Dancing with the Stars – Season 22 Premiere (ABC)

Available March 23
Heartbeat – Series Premiere (NBC)

Available March 25
The Catch – Series Premiere (ABC)
Spring Broke (*Showtime)

Available March 27
71 (2014)
Bar Rescue: Season 4 Premiere (Spike)

Available March 29
Archer: Complete Season 6
Epix Presents: Road to the NHL Winter Classic Ep. 203 (2015)

Available March 30
The Path: Series Premiere (Hulu Original)

Available March 31
Empire: New Episodes (FOX)
What’s Cooking (2000)

Amazon Prime

New March TV
Louie –
Season 5 (3/3)
Bosch – Season 2 (3/11)
Arthur & George –
Season 1 (3/20)
Orphan Black
– Season 3 (3/27)

New March Movies

Available March 1
Ghostbusters II
American Psycho
The Diary of Anne Frank
The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure
The Seven Year Itch
The Rules of Attraction
The Story of Ruth
The Gunfighter
Wicked Lady
The Blue Angel
(Kino Restored Edition, English Subtitles)
American Psycho 2
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
For Better, For Worse
Raw Deal
Attila, Il Flagello Di Dio
(English Subtitles)
Black Magic
Love Play
The Courage of Black Beuaty
Josephine and Men
The March Hare
The Golden Stallion
Days of Sin
I’ve Gotta Horse
Angelique Et Le Sultan
(English Subtitles)
I, Mobster
Affair in Havana
Now and Forever

Available March 3

The End of the Tour
Marc Maron: More Later

Available March 4

Hans Crippleton: Talk to Hans

Available March 5

Deet N Bax Save Th’World

Available March 7

Seven Wonders of Brazil

Available March 12
Earth: The Inside Story

Available March 15


Available March 20
Beyond The Reach

Available March 22

Available March 27


Available March 28

A Single Shot

New For Rent or Purchase: TV Shows
Misfit Garage – Season 3 (3/1)
Mail Order Moms – Season 1 (3/1)
What History Forgot – Season 2 (3/2)
House of Horrors: Kidnapped – Season 3 (3/4)
Motives & Murders: Cracking the Case – Season 4 (3/4)
Say Yes to the Dress – Season 14 (3/5)
Paranormal Lockdown – Season 1 (3/5)
Naked and Afraid – Season 6 (3/7)
Return to Amish – Season 5 (3/7)
My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding – Season 5 (3/7)
On the Case With Paula Zahn – Season 13 (3/7)
Legendary Motorcars – Season 3 (3/9)
Bering Sea Gold – Season 6 (3/10)
Raised Human – Season 1 (3/13)
Deadly Demands – Season 1 (3/15)
Death Row – Season 1 (3/15)
Gold Rush: The Discovery of America – Season 1 (3/15)
Little People, Big World – Season 15 (3/16)
The Willis Family – Season 2 (3/16)
Awkward – Season 5B (3/16)
Yukon Men – Season 6 (3/19)
Boston EMS – Season 1 (3/19)
Legend – Season 1 (3/22)
Deadliest Catch – Season 12 (3/23)
How It’s Made – Season 20 (3/25)

New For Rent or Purchase: Movies
Alvin & The Chipmunks: Road Chip (3/4)
Monsters High: Great Scarrier Reef (3/8)
The Big Short (3/15)
Brooklyn (3/15)
Concussion, 2015 (3/15)
In the Heart of the Sea (3/15)


Available in March
Up in the Air (3/1)
Becoming Bulletproof (3/1)
Steve McQueen: The Man & Le Mans (3/4)
U-571 (3/3)
Big Eyes (3/5)
The Forger (3/12)
Steve-O: Guilty As Charged (3/18)
Spring Broke (3/25)

Leaving in March
Twelve Monkeys (3/14)
The Diving Bell and The Butterfly (3/15)
Philomena (3/21)
The Station Agent (3/22)
Delivery Man (3/27)
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (3/28)
Captivity (3/31)
Nacho Libre (3/31)


New Original Programming

Available March 3
The Cyanide and Happiness Show
Before the Morning After

Available March 17
Bajillion Dollar Propertie$
Big Jay Oakerson’s What’s Your [email protected]%ing Deal?!
New York’s Funniest

Available March 24
Cameron’s Esposito’s First-Ever Stand Up Special “Marriage Material”

Available March 31
Comedy Show Show

March Movies
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Bring It On


Jerry Seinfeld

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

New Original Programming
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: Single Shots
Sports Jeopardy!
(Weekly Wednesday)

Available One Month Only
88 Minutes
A Better Way To Die
Absolute Deception
Alien Hunter
American Crude
At Any Price
Attack The Block
Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher
Barney’s Version
Big Daddy
Blood: The Last Vampire
Charlie’s Angels
Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
Company of Heroes
Cowboy Up
Cruel Intentions 2
Curse Of The Golden Flower
Desperate Measures
Dogtown And Z-Boys
Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark
Double Team
Excess Baggage
Fired Up!
First Sunday
Flight Of Fury
Formula 51
Get Low
Ghostbusters II
Godzilla vs. Mothra
Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla
Guess Who
Half Past Dead
Harvard Park
Hostel: Part III
Hunt For Eagle One
Hunt For Eagle One: Crash Point
Idle Hands
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
In The Cut
Iron Man: Rise Of Technovore
It Could Happen To You
Jackie Chan In Shinjuku Incident
Kung Fu Hustle
La Femme Nikita
Mr. Deeds
My Mom’s New Boyfriend
Out For A Kill
Prom Night
Rec 2
Rec 3
Rudo y Cursi
Running With Scissors
Safety Not Guaranteed

Sniper: Legacy
Sniper: Reloaded
Stan Lee’s Mutants, Monsters And Marvels
Standard Operating Procedure
Starship Troopers
Starship Troopers 2: Hero Of The Federation
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder
Starship Troopers: Invasion
Straw Dogs
The Art of War 2: Betrayal
The Art of War 3: Retribution
The Big Hit
The Caller
The Company You Keep
The Craft
The Damned United
The Devil’s Own
The Devil’s Tomb
The Fisher King
The Glass House
The Guard
The Hungover Games
The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus
The Informers
The Lazarus Project
The Legend Of Zorro
The Mask of Zorro
The Mortal Instruments
The Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc
The Raid: Redemption
The Rum Diary
The First Time
The Virginity Hit
Toy Soldiers
Truth Or Consequences, N.M.
Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary
Vacancy 2: The First Cut
We Own The Night
Why We Fight
Wild Things
You Got Served: Beat The World

Seinfeld (Theme: “Kramer’s Odd Jobs”)

  • The Stock Tip (S1, E5)
  • The Alternate Side (S3, E10)
  • The Keys (S3, E22)
  • The Pick (S4, E13)
  • The Stand-In (S5, E16)
  • The Beard (S6, E15)
  • The Secret Code (S7, E7)
  • The Rye (S7, E11)
  • The Little Jerry (S8, E11)
  • The Bookstore (S9, E17)

Last Chance to Watch
21 (2008)
6 Bullets
7 Seconds
About Last Night
All The King’s Men
American Hardcore
American Movie
And Now For Something Completely Different
Assassination Games
Assault on Precinct 13
Attack Force
Bachelor Party Vegas
Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach
Beats, Rhymes & Life: A Tribe Called Quest
Beverly Hills Ninja
Bird on a Wire
Bobby Jones: Stroke Of Genius
Brian’s Song (1971)
Broken Flowers
Cameron’s Closet
Can’t Hardly Wait
Celeste And Jesse Forever
Cemetery Junction
Clive Barker’s The Plague
Dark Tide
Dead Man Down
Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
Deep Winter
Dr. Strangelove
Drive, He Said
Drunken Master
Edison Force
End Game
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Fallen Champ: The Untold Story Of Mike Tyson
Fat City
Game of Death
Godzilla 2000
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla
Godzilla Vs. Destoroyah
Grateful Dawg
Hard Luck
Hard Times
Heavy Metal
Heavy Metal 2000
High School High
I Spy
In The Line Of Fire
Inside Job
Insidious: Chapter 2
It Might Get Loud
Jackie Chan’s The Myth
John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars
La Bamba
Layer Cake
Legend Of The Millennium Dragon
Mardi Gras: Spring Break
Martial Arts Master: Life of Bruce Lee
Meeting Evil
Mystery Men
Night of the Creeps
No Good Deed
Puff Puff Pass
Resident Evil: Damnation
Resident Evil: Degeneration
Riding Giants
Searching For Sugar Man
Sex, Lies And Videotape
Shadow Man
She Hate Me
Short Circuit
SLC Punk
Spring Break
Stranger Than Fiction
Sunset Park
The Armstrong Lie
The Beach Boys: An American Family Part 1
The Beach Boys: An American Family Part 2
The Big Heat
The Cable Guy
The Greatest
The Hard Corps
The Interpreter
The Natural
The Net
The Nines
The People vs. Larry Flynt
The Professional
The Razor’s Edge
The Roommate
The Runaways
The Sweetest Thing
The Wackness
Things Are Tough All Over
Today You Die
Tokyo Godfathers
Undercover Brother
Universal Soldier: Regeneration
Urban Justice
Vantage Point
Wet Hot American Summer
Wilder Napalm
Year One


Available March 4
The Lilac Bus (Irish Friday Feature)

Available March 7

The Hanging Gale (Irish)
Father Ted (Series 1-3, Irish)
Troubles (Irish)

Available March 11
Anner House (Irish Friday Feature)

Available March 14

Janet King (Series 1, exclusive U.S. premiere)
Kingdom (Series 1-3)

Available March 18
Turning Green (Irish Friday Feature)

Available March 21
Moving On
Vera (Series 6, exclusive US premiere)

Available March 25

The Trench (Friday Feature)

Available March 28

Very British Problems (Series 1, exclusive US premiere)

Coming to DVD
Mayday (3/15)
Midwinter Of The Spirit (3/22)
Humans (3/29)