Tyler Perry’s House of Payne

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Series

2006

TVPG

Sitcom

A multigenerational family lives together under one roof.

Where to Stream

2006– Series 12 Seasons360 Episodes

Upcoming TV Airings

The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.

Thursday, April 18

No More Payne

Season 8 • Episode 39

Miranda takes over condo renovations; Calvin and Deshawn do some bonding.

Thursday, April 18

Curtis Jefferson

Season 8 • Episode 30

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

Thursday, April 18

God Bless the Paynes

Season 8 • Episode 40

The Paynes say goodbye in church.

Thursday, April 18

Do or Die

Season 8 • Episode 41

The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's.

Friday, April 19

Love and Hate

Season 9 • Episode 7

Miranda is having second thoughts about her and Calvin's divorce.

Saturday, April 20

Bearer of Bad News

Season 10 • Episode 11

Calvin wants his son in his wedding, but Miranda might not be on board.

Saturday, April 20

Fake Newsletters

Season 10 • Episode 12

Tension arises between Curtis and C.J. as they face off in a contentious local election.

Saturday, April 20

Home Invaders

Season 10 • Episode 13

Malik and C.J. are having trouble adjusting to a pregnant Lisa.

Saturday, April 20

DNAin't

Season 10 • Episode 14

Curtis has selfish motives for wanting the family to take a DNA test.

Saturday, April 20

Wondering Prince

Season 10 • Episode 17

Lisa helps Miranda set up her online dating profile.

Saturday, April 20

A Little Discipline

Season 10 • Episode 18

Calvin leaves their son alone with Laura for the first time, and things don't go very well.

Saturday, April 20

A Payneful Compromise

Season 10 • Episode 19

Ella wants Curtis to improve his diet, and the family learns an important lesson in compromising.

Saturday, April 20

Fine Wine

Season 10 • Episode 20

As Ella is spun into Laura's web of wedding plans, Calvin might not be ready to get married.

Saturday, April 20

The First Day

Season 10 • Episode 21

While Calvin and Laura make wedding plans, Miranda has made plans of her own.

Saturday, April 20

Payneful Suffering

Season 10 • Episode 22

As the family prepares for Janine's return, everyone and everything goes awry.

Saturday, April 20

What's in a Payne Name

Season 11 • Episode 1

Lisa and Malik come home with the new baby; Ella and Miranda welcome the couple and newborn home.

Saturday, April 20

Major Payne

Season 11 • Episode 2

Lisa struggles with what classes to take in college and is afraid she may make the wrong choices.

Sunday, April 21

Payne-ful Survival

Season 8 • Episode 43

An uninsured Calvin must pay medical bills.

Sunday, April 21

Payneful Recovery

Season 8 • Episode 44

Sunday, April 21

House of Nightmares

Season 8 • Episode 45

Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable being at home with Miranda.

Sunday, April 21

In Payne

Season 8 • Episode 46

Monday, April 22

Meme, Myself, and I

Season 11 • Episode 5

Calvin is inspired to use footage of Curtis having violent outbursts for a new ad campaign.

Monday, April 22

Good Will Nothing

Season 11 • Episode 6

CJ and the others begin sucking up to Curtis when they discover that he is updating his will.

Monday, April 22

Payne-Ting

Season 11 • Episode 7

Calvin, CJ, and Malik stumble upon a secret diary full of love poems Ella wrote to another man.

Monday, April 22

A Payne-ful Interview

Season 11 • Episode 8

Curtis freezes up during an interview with a magazine; the magazine becomes interested in Ella.

Monday, April 22

Woman to Woman

Season 11 • Episode 9

Laura gets Christian an autographed football jersey from a popular NFL player.

Monday, April 22

It Was All a Dream

Season 11 • Episode 10

Calvin finds himself in a sticky situation when he drunkenly sends sexual text messages to Miranda.

Monday, April 22

Payneful Pain

Season 11 • Episode 11

Curtis shows Ella how much he appreciates her by re-creating their first date for their anniversary.

Monday, April 22

Number Five's Fight

Season 8 • Episode 27

After C.J. has to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercation.

Monday, April 22

Working Paynes

Season 8 • Episode 29

Monday, April 22

The Best Surprise

Season 8 • Episode 28

Curtis and Ellen have a run in with the local homeowner association.

Monday, April 22

Dead Wrong

Season 8 • Episode 31

Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

Monday, April 22

The Rich and Payneless

Season 8 • Episode 32

Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend arrives.

Monday, April 22

Mentoring Paynes

Season 8 • Episode 33

Janine sponsors a young girl; Ella and Curtis become foster parents to Deshawn.

Tuesday, April 23

Payback

Season 8 • Episode 47

Calvin looks for revenge on Travis Harris and Curtis pretends to be sick to go to a baseball game.

Tuesday, April 23

Daddy Day Scare

Season 8 • Episode 48

C.J. watches the twins during the big game; Calvin transitions back home.

Tuesday, April 23

Pills and Thrills

Season 8 • Episode 49

Calvin goes back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show up.

Tuesday, April 23

Scars of Payne

Season 8 • Episode 50

Ella runs a gun buy-back program at the Help Center; Curtis wants to volunteer at the Help Center.

Wednesday, April 24

Payne vs. Payne

Season 8 • Episode 51

Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president.

Wednesday, April 24

Guess Who Came to Breakfast

Season 8 • Episode 52

The family meets Malik's new girlfriend, Summer.

Wednesday, April 24

House of Forced Closure

Season 8 • Episode 53

Calvin and Miranda are forced out when their condo is foreclosed on.

Wednesday, April 24

If It Ain't Broke

Season 8 • Episode 54

Wednesday, April 24

Payneful Injection

Season 8 • Episode 59

Malik leads a protest against a man being sentenced to death.

Wednesday, April 24

Batter Up

Season 8 • Episode 60

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her.

Thursday, April 25

Neighborhood Crisis

Season 8 • Episode 55

Malik and Summer work a crisis hotline; Curtis is eager to catch a criminal.

Thursday, April 25

Down for the Count

Season 8 • Episode 56

C.J. is offered perks as a city official; Miranda and Curtis bond.

Thursday, April 25

Stop, Drop and Roll

Season 8 • Episode 57

C.J. and Janine have a fight that carries over into the office; Malik takes a class on evolution.

Thursday, April 25

No Pass; No Play

Season 8 • Episode 58

Malik tutors an athlete. Curtis causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

Friday, April 26

Payneful Matrimony

Season 8 • Episode 61

Calvin and Miranda have difficulty adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

Friday, April 26

What You Know About Me

Season 8 • Episode 62

C.J. and Janine have a party; Malik and Summer argue.

Friday, April 26

Right Turn

Season 8 • Episode 63

Curtis does community service at the Help Center; Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

Friday, April 26

The Loan Ranger

Season 8 • Episode 64

Malik finds out his friend is gay; Curtis loans Ella money.

Friday, April 26

Payneful Divorce

Season 8 • Episode 65

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled; Miranda temps at the office.

Friday, April 26

Up to the Challenge

Season 8 • Episode 66

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly; Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

Friday, April 26

From Heart to Heart

Season 9 • Episode 8

Miranda takes Calvin to court for more child support; CJ has had it with Lisa.

Saturday, April 27

Cracked Nest Egg

Season 11 • Episode 14

Ella talks Curtis into lending the church money to fix their Help Center.

Saturday, April 27

The Paranoid and the Private

Season 11 • Episode 15

Someone breaks into Curtis' food truck, and a much-loved family heirloom is stolen.

Saturday, April 27

Of Mice and Men

Season 11 • Episode 16

Malik tries to educate everyone on all the benefits of marijuana as a medicinal drug.

Saturday, April 27

Insecurity System

Season 11 • Episode 17

To ward off any intrusions, CJ installs a home security system with audio-visual capabilities.

Saturday, April 27

Hashtag Help

Season 11 • Episode 18

Ella needs to get women to register for the church's help center to receive a much-needed grant.

Saturday, April 27

Mr. Bills

Season 11 • Episode 19

When Curtis demands cost-cutting, it backfires when Ella makes him cut back on his own hobbies.

Saturday, April 27

Coco Parenting

Season 11 • Episode 20

Calvin and Miranda enter the world of hysterical parenting when Christian has problems at school.

Saturday, April 27

So Nice to Meat You

Season 11 • Episode 21

After Glo exchanges harsh words with Curtis she gives him 210lbs of pork.

Saturday, April 27

Payneful Patriach

Season 11 • Episode 22

Malik steps into his destiny when he gets the opportunity to campaign across Georgia.

Saturday, April 27

Like New Money

Season 12 • Episode 1

Curtis suspects his food truck was blown up intentionally; Calvin examines Calvin Jr.'s deeds.

Saturday, April 27

Just Payne Trippin

Season 12 • Episode 2

Saturday, April 27

Les Boss Sauce

Season 12 • Episode 3

Curtis becomes infuriated when his sauce gets bootlegged; Malik orchestrates a date night.

Saturday, April 27

One Legged Funeral Director

Season 12 • Episode 4

Calvin's domineering side rears its ugly head when he begins coaching his son's football team.

Saturday, April 27

Forget Me Not

Season 12 • Episode 5

Curtis is involved in an accident that alters his personality; C.J. takes over the school project.

Saturday, April 27

Encouragement

Season 12 • Episode 6

Calvin hosts a dinner to meet Laura's parents for the first time; C.J. struggles.

Saturday, April 27

Balancing Payne

Season 12 • Episode 7

Miranda asks Calvin to switch weekends with the boys; Curtis and Floyd have a fight about business.

Sunday, April 28

Batter Up

Season 8 • Episode 60

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her.

Sunday, April 28

Payneful Matrimony

Season 8 • Episode 61

Calvin and Miranda have difficulty adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

Sunday, April 28

What You Know About Me

Season 8 • Episode 62

C.J. and Janine have a party; Malik and Summer argue.

Sunday, April 28

Right Turn

Season 8 • Episode 63

Curtis does community service at the Help Center; Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

Monday, April 29

Paynes in the Butt

Season 12 • Episode 8

Ella decides to go against the grain and use technology instead of paying someone to do repairs.

Monday, April 29

Deena

Season 12 • Episode 9

Malik and family get introduced to Lisa's mom, Deena; Miranda attempts to produce a vlog for Ella.

Monday, April 29

The New Praisers

Season 12 • Episode 10

Jazmin wants to create a Bible study on campus and enlists Ella to help her organize the service.

Monday, April 29

Model Behavior

Season 12 • Episode 11

Curtis is convinced that a technologically advanced gift is determined to ruin his life.

Monday, April 29

I Am Handy Woman, Hear Me Roar

Season 12 • Episode 12

Monday, April 29

Make It Rain

Season 12 • Episode 13

Calvin attempts to plan a bachelor party against Laura's will.

Monday, April 29

Say My Name

Season 12 • Episode 14

Calvin makes an epic mistake; a chain letter changes C.J. and Ella's fortune.

Monday, April 29

Out In the Open

Season 12 • Episode 15

C.J. is forced to have a conversation with Malik and Jazmine; Miranda discovers what she's missing.

Monday, April 29

Zaddy

Season 12 • Episode 16

Jazmine becomes an influencer and considers leaving college; CJ accidentally steals her thunder.

Monday, April 29

El Capitan

Season 12 • Episode 17

Monday, April 29

That Sounds Sweet

Season 5 • Episode 12

After selling cakes and cookies at the church bake sale, Ella decides to go into business.

Monday, April 29

Meet the Lucases

Season 5 • Episode 13

Health scare makes family members realize they need one another.

Monday, April 29

Out on a Limb

Season 5 • Episode 14

Ella and Claretha take Jazmine on a wilderness trek to help her earn a Girl Scout badge.

Monday, April 29

Can't Buy Me Love

Season 5 • Episode 15

Calvin gets cold feet when he is ready to propose to Miranda, and his friends offer to help.

Monday, April 29

To Have and to Hold

Season 5 • Episode 16

Jazmine loses Calvin's engagement ring; Dana and Delante's relationship.

Monday, April 29

Unexpected Results

Season 5 • Episode 17

Jazmine's techer encourages C.J. and Janine to send her to a North Carolina school.

Tuesday, April 30

The Loan Ranger

Season 8 • Episode 64

Malik finds out his friend is gay; Curtis loans Ella money.

Tuesday, April 30

Payneful Divorce

Season 8 • Episode 65

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled; Miranda temps at the office.

Tuesday, April 30

Up to the Challenge

Season 8 • Episode 66

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly; Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

Tuesday, April 30

House of Sabotage

Season 8 • Episode 67

Wednesday, May 1

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

Season 4 • Episode 16

The men at the fire station objectify women; Malik baby-sits Jazmine.

Wednesday, May 1

Driving Me Crazy

Season 5 • Episode 1

Claretha is desperate to get her car back when it is stolen; Calvin baby-sits Miranda's nephew.

Wednesday, May 1

Reunited and ... It Don't Feel So Good

Season 5 • Episode 2

Ella and Curtis host a mixer the night before their college reunion; C.J. watches the children.

Wednesday, May 1

What the ... ?

Season 5 • Episode 3

A woman C.J. saved insists on paying him back.

Wednesday, May 1

The Last Supper

Season 5 • Episode 23

Miranda gets marital advice from her mother, Janine and Ella.

Wednesday, May 1

We've Come This Far by Faith

Season 5 • Episode 24

Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.

Thursday, May 2

Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In

Season 5 • Episode 4

Curtis, C.J. and Calvin take Malik camping for male bonding.

Thursday, May 2

How Do You Spell It's All About Me?

Season 5 • Episode 5

Jazmine competes in a spelling bee; Curtis thinks Ella is having an affair.

Thursday, May 2

And ... Cut!

Season 5 • Episode 6

Ella bans electronic gadgets in the house; a movie star hangs out at the barbershop.

Thursday, May 2

Old School vs. New School

Season 5 • Episode 7

Malik's birthday party does not come close to his expectations.

Friday, May 3

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Season 5 • Episode 18

Curtis must watch the children during Jazmine's slumber party.

Friday, May 3

Father's Day

Season 5 • Episode 19

Curtis' father visits so he can meet Calvin's fiancee; a man finds comfort at the barbershop.

Friday, May 3

Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?

Season 5 • Episode 20

Ella gets recruited to help Miranda register for wedding gifts.

Friday, May 3

All Is Not Lost

Season 5 • Episode 21

Miranda decides that she and Calvin need premarital counseling.

Friday, May 3

Party Over Here!

Season 5 • Episode 22

Curtis, CJ and Calvin's friends want to throw Calvin a bachelor party.

Friday, May 3

The Last Supper

Season 5 • Episode 23

Miranda gets marital advice from her mother, Janine and Ella.

Saturday, May 4

To Jump or Not To Jump

Season 12 • Episode 18

Calvin and Laura debate on marriage traditions; Ella presents them with her wedding broom.

Saturday, May 4

They Call Me Chef Payne

Season 12 • Episode 19

Calvin and Laura don't want Curtis to cater the wedding; CJ and Jazmine help Jayden's stage fright.

Saturday, May 4

Run Them Pockets

Season 12 • Episode 20

C.J. hosts his first ever poker night at him and Janine's place, Ella is not happy about it.

Saturday, May 4

Run Them Pockets

Season 12 • Episode 20

C.J. hosts his first ever poker night at him and Janine's place, Ella is not happy about it.

Saturday, May 4

True Measures

Season 12 • Episode 22

Calvin's openness with his passwords lands him in trouble with Laura.

Saturday, May 4

Bully and the Beast

Season 2 • Episode 1

Malik pretends to be sick to avoid a bully at school.

Saturday, May 4

I Can Cry If I Want To

Season 2 • Episode 2

Firefighting duty calls Curtis away from his 50th birthday party.

Saturday, May 4

More Than Meets the Eye

Season 2 • Episode 3

CJ learns that his house fire was the result of arson.

Saturday, May 4

Busted

Season 2 • Episode 4

CJ learns two painful truths about Janine.

Saturday, May 4

Lost and Found

Season 2 • Episode 5

CJ, Curtis and Calvin search for missing Janine.

Saturday, May 4

Down and Outted

Season 2 • Episode 6

Ella tells CJ he can stay at the house for as long as necessary.

Saturday, May 4

No Money, Mo' Problems

Season 2 • Episode 7

Curtis offers financial assistance to CJ; Janine enters a rehab clinic.

Saturday, May 4

Just Say No

Season 2 • Episode 8

CJ talks to Jazmine about her mother's addiction; the firefighters want to buy a new television set.

Saturday, May 4

Surprise, Surprise

Season 2 • Episode 9

Janine's parents blame CJ for their daughter's addiction.

Saturday, May 4

Father Knows Best

Season 2 • Episode 10

Custody of Jazmine and Malik.

Saturday, May 4

I Keep Coming Up Short

Season 2 • Episode 11

CJ clashes with creditors.

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