Tyler Perry’s House of Payne

Friday, July 26

Moral Dilemma

Season 4 • Episode 9

Someone leaves $50,000 in C.J.'s truck.

Friday, July 26

Sex, Lies and Videotapes

Season 4 • Episode 10

CJ confronts his girlfriend about her appearance in a sexy music video.

Friday, July 26

Time to Clean House

Season 4 • Episode 11

Calvin moves in with his girlfriend; Jazmine and Malik help with Claretha's spring cleaning.

Saturday, July 27

So Nice to Meat You

Season 11 • Episode 21

After Glo exchanges harsh words with Curtis she gives him 210lbs of pork.

Saturday, July 27

Payneful Patriach

Season 11 • Episode 22

Malik steps into his destiny when he gets the opportunity to campaign across Georgia.

Saturday, July 27

Like New Money

Season 12 • Episode 1

Curtis suspects his food truck was blown up intentionally; Calvin examines Calvin Jr.'s deeds.

Saturday, July 27

Just Payne Trippin

Season 12 • Episode 2

Saturday, July 27

Les Boss Sauce

Season 12 • Episode 3

Curtis becomes infuriated when his sauce gets bootlegged; Malik orchestrates a date night.

Saturday, July 27

One Legged Funeral Director

Season 12 • Episode 4

Calvin's domineering side rears its ugly head when he begins coaching his son's football team.

Saturday, July 27

Forget Me Not

Season 12 • Episode 5

Curtis is involved in an accident that alters his personality; C.J. takes over the school project.

Saturday, July 27

Encouragement

Season 12 • Episode 6

Calvin hosts a dinner to meet Laura's parents for the first time; C.J. struggles.

Saturday, July 27

Balancing Payne

Season 12 • Episode 7

Miranda asks Calvin to switch weekends with the boys; Curtis and Floyd have a fight about business.

Saturday, July 27

Paynes in the Butt

Season 12 • Episode 8

Ella decides to go against the grain and use technology instead of paying someone to do repairs.

Sunday, July 28

Living With Liz

Season 4 • Episode 12

Curtis is unhappy when Liz moves in with the Paynes.

Sunday, July 28

The Beat Down

Season 4 • Episode 13

Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer, who has an abusive boyfriend.

Sunday, July 28

Expectations

Season 4 • Episode 14

News of Janine's pregnancy emerges during a party.

Sunday, July 28

Cheers

Season 4 • Episode 15

Malik tries out to be a cheerleader so he can get girls' phone numbers.

Sunday, July 28

Deena

Season 12 • Episode 9

Malik and family get introduced to Lisa's mom, Deena; Miranda attempts to produce a vlog for Ella.

Sunday, July 28

The New Praisers

Season 12 • Episode 10

Jazmin wants to create a Bible study on campus and enlists Ella to help her organize the service.

Sunday, July 28

Model Behavior

Season 12 • Episode 11

Curtis is convinced that a technologically advanced gift is determined to ruin his life.

Sunday, July 28

I Am Handy Woman, Hear Me Roar

Season 12 • Episode 12

Sunday, July 28

Make It Rain

Season 12 • Episode 13

Calvin attempts to plan a bachelor party against Laura's will.

Sunday, July 28

Say My Name

Season 12 • Episode 14

Calvin makes an epic mistake; a chain letter changes C.J. and Ella's fortune.

Monday, July 29

Out In the Open

Season 12 • Episode 15

C.J. is forced to have a conversation with Malik and Jazmine; Miranda discovers what she's missing.

Monday, July 29

Zaddy

Season 12 • Episode 16

Jazmine becomes an influencer and considers leaving college; CJ accidentally steals her thunder.

Monday, July 29

El Capitan

Season 12 • Episode 17

Monday, July 29

Time to Clean House

Season 4 • Episode 11

Calvin moves in with his girlfriend; Jazmine and Malik help with Claretha's spring cleaning.

Monday, July 29

Living With Liz

Season 4 • Episode 12

Curtis is unhappy when Liz moves in with the Paynes.

Monday, July 29

The Beat Down

Season 4 • Episode 13

Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer, who has an abusive boyfriend.

Monday, July 29

Expectations

Season 4 • Episode 14

News of Janine's pregnancy emerges during a party.

Tuesday, July 30

Cheers

Season 4 • Episode 15

Malik tries out to be a cheerleader so he can get girls' phone numbers.

Tuesday, July 30

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

Season 4 • Episode 16

The men at the fire station objectify women; Malik baby-sits Jazmine.

Tuesday, July 30

Driving Me Crazy

Season 5 • Episode 1

Claretha is desperate to get her car back when it is stolen; Calvin baby-sits Miranda's nephew.

Tuesday, July 30

Reunited and ... It Don't Feel So Good

Season 5 • Episode 2

Ella and Curtis host a mixer the night before their college reunion; C.J. watches the children.

Wednesday, July 31

What the ... ?

Season 5 • Episode 3

A woman C.J. saved insists on paying him back.

Wednesday, July 31

Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In

Season 5 • Episode 4

Curtis, C.J. and Calvin take Malik camping for male bonding.

Wednesday, July 31

How Do You Spell It's All About Me?

Season 5 • Episode 5

Jazmine competes in a spelling bee; Curtis thinks Ella is having an affair.

Wednesday, July 31

And ... Cut!

Season 5 • Episode 6

Ella bans electronic gadgets in the house; a movie star hangs out at the barbershop.

Thursday, August 1

Old School vs. New School

Season 5 • Episode 7

Malik's birthday party does not come close to his expectations.

Thursday, August 1

Fire and Desire

Season 5 • Episode 8

Ella scares the family with sudden mood swings; Malik gets detention to win over a girl.

Thursday, August 1

Unsung Heroes

Season 5 • Episode 9

Calvin's friend returns home after a tour of duty in Iraq.

Friday, August 2

That Sounds Sweet

Season 5 • Episode 12

After selling cakes and cookies at the church bake sale, Ella decides to go into business.

Friday, August 2

Meet the Lucases

Season 5 • Episode 13

Health scare makes family members realize they need one another.

Friday, August 2

Out on a Limb

Season 5 • Episode 14

Ella and Claretha take Jazmine on a wilderness trek to help her earn a Girl Scout badge.

Saturday, August 3

To Jump or Not To Jump

Season 12 • Episode 18

Calvin and Laura debate on marriage traditions; Ella presents them with her wedding broom.

Saturday, August 3

They Call Me Chef Payne

Season 12 • Episode 19

Calvin and Laura don't want Curtis to cater the wedding; CJ and Jazmine help Jayden's stage fright.

Saturday, August 3

Run Them Pockets

Season 12 • Episode 20

C.J. hosts his first ever poker night at him and Janine's place, Ella is not happy about it.

Saturday, August 3

Run Them Pockets

Season 12 • Episode 20

C.J. hosts his first ever poker night at him and Janine's place, Ella is not happy about it.

Saturday, August 3

True Measures

Season 12 • Episode 22

Calvin's openness with his passwords lands him in trouble with Laura.

Saturday, August 3

A Wise Man's Opinion

Season 9 • Episode 1

Malik is hesitant to give the news to his family about Lisa's pregnancy.

Saturday, August 3

Delicious

Season 9 • Episode 2

Malik confesses to Curtis that he thinks Lisa is pregnant.

Sunday, August 4

Out on a Limb

Season 5 • Episode 14

Ella and Claretha take Jazmine on a wilderness trek to help her earn a Girl Scout badge.

Sunday, August 4

Can't Buy Me Love

Season 5 • Episode 15

Calvin gets cold feet when he is ready to propose to Miranda, and his friends offer to help.

Sunday, August 4

To Have and to Hold

Season 5 • Episode 16

Jazmine loses Calvin's engagement ring; Dana and Delante's relationship.

Sunday, August 4

Unexpected Results

Season 5 • Episode 17

Jazmine's techer encourages C.J. and Janine to send her to a North Carolina school.

Sunday, August 4

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Season 5 • Episode 18

Curtis must watch the children during Jazmine's slumber party.

Monday, August 5

The Dinosaur and the Rabbit

Season 9 • Episode 16

She calls Floyd to help Curtis; Ella finds the vaporizer; Curtis and Ella try cannabis.

Monday, August 5

Dark Thirty

Season 9 • Episode 17

After taking a hit from a vape pen, Curtis seems to think he is now an addict.

Monday, August 5

Out of Character

Season 9 • Episode 18

Ella claims she didn't smoke although her lipstick was found on the vape pen.

Monday, August 5

The Package

Season 9 • Episode 19

Kaleb is putting extreme pressure on Jazmine to have sex with him for her first time.

Monday, August 5

Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?

Season 5 • Episode 20

Ella gets recruited to help Miranda register for wedding gifts.

Monday, August 5

All Is Not Lost

Season 5 • Episode 21

Miranda decides that she and Calvin need premarital counseling.

Monday, August 5

Party Over Here!

Season 5 • Episode 22

Curtis, CJ and Calvin's friends want to throw Calvin a bachelor party.

Monday, August 5

The Last Supper

Season 5 • Episode 23

Miranda gets marital advice from her mother, Janine and Ella.

Tuesday, August 6

We've Come This Far by Faith

Season 5 • Episode 24

Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.

Tuesday, August 6

We've Come This Far by Faith

Season 5 • Episode 25

Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.

Tuesday, August 6

Labor Paynes

Season 6 • Episode 1

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock.

Tuesday, August 6

Labor Paynes

Season 6 • Episode 2

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock.

Wednesday, August 7

Your Wife Is a Payne

Season 6 • Episode 3

Calvin and Miranda argue over his ownership in the barbershop and his authority to make changes.

Wednesday, August 7

Casa de Payne

Season 6 • Episode 4

Claretha surprises Ella with news that she has married a prince; the Paynes get new neighbors.

Wednesday, August 7

It's a Payne Growing Up

Season 6 • Episode 5

C.J. suspects that Malik is the cause of a syphilis outbreak at his school.

Wednesday, August 7

Payne and Prejudice

Season 6 • Episode 6

The Paynes' new neighbors invite the family to their home for dinner.

Thursday, August 8

Payneful News

Season 6 • Episode 7

Calvin and Miranda run into problems when they try to have a baby.

Thursday, August 8

Payneful Loss

Season 6 • Episode 8

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthier.

Thursday, August 8

Payneful Employment

Season 6 • Episode 9

C.J. interviews for a fire chief job in New Jersey.

Thursday, August 8

Slightly Payneful Truth

Season 6 • Episode 10

Malik offers to teach Calvin's illiterate friend how to read.

Friday, August 9

Joy and Payne

Season 6 • Episode 11

Hernandez family confrontation; Floyd loses the barber shop.

Friday, August 9

A Sister's Payne

Season 6 • Episode 12

Kiki's brother disappears; the no-date rule.

Friday, August 9

A Grand Payne

Season 6 • Episode 13

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised.

Friday, August 9

Games People Play

Season 6 • Episode 14

The Paynes celebrate their annual tailgating ritual.

Saturday, August 10

If You Loved Me

Season 9 • Episode 20

Kaleb tries to convince Jazmine that if she loved him she would have sex with him.

Saturday, August 10

The Big Game

Season 9 • Episode 21

Malik and Lisa have different must-watch television shows airing at the same time.

Saturday, August 10

Give and Take

Season 9 • Episode 22

Miranda visits Ella with secret hopes of running into Calvin; Curtis cuts down Ella's flower bed.

Saturday, August 10

Parenting 101

Season 9 • Episode 23

Miranda implores Curtis to babysit and Lisa and Malik get an unexpected crash course in parenting.

Saturday, August 10

Ya' Hearrrd Me

Season 9 • Episode 24

Ella finds that Malik and Lisa have deep-rooted issues; Ella reaches a new threshold with Curtis.

Saturday, August 10

Woman of the Night

Season 9 • Episode 25

CJ is forced to put his Aunt Ella in her place regarding how he runs his household.

Saturday, August 10

Whiplash

Season 10 • Episode 1

The family becomes concerned while searching for C.J. after learning he ran into a burning building.

Saturday, August 10

A Payneful Lesson

Season 10 • Episode 2

Calvin goes out of his way to show Laura how wonderful their marriage will be.

Saturday, August 10

All Lumped Together

Season 10 • Episode 3

A lump is found in Ella's breast; Malik may lose his scholarship while taking care of the family.

Saturday, August 10

Back That Thang Up

Season 10 • Episode 4

C.J.'s recurring back problem forces him to face an even bigger issue.

Saturday, August 10

Sauce Bosses

Season 10 • Episode 5

Floyd gets an offer to buy out he and Curtis's barbecue sauce after winning a contest.

Saturday, August 10

Missing Mustard Seeds

Season 10 • Episode 6

Curtis puts Ellas' big day in peril, and Malik takes a class.

Sunday, August 11

Help Wanted

Season 6 • Episode 15

Miranda, still torn about Calvin's kiss with Mercedes, meets a woman who may not be who she claims.

Sunday, August 11

Old Lady Paynes

Season 6 • Episode 16

An impending visit from her mother makes Ella nervous.

Sunday, August 11

I Don't Know This Payne

Season 6 • Episode 17

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall.

Sunday, August 11

Paul Mall

Season 6 • Episode 18

Diego asks Calvin and Miranda to check out the guy Mercedes has been seeing.

Sunday, August 11

In the Hot Seat

Season 10 • Episode 7

Calvin and Laura put their engagement to the test, joining pre-marital counseling.

Sunday, August 11

Karen

Season 10 • Episode 8

Calvin becomes a victim of social injustice when he's accused of stealing car tags.

Sunday, August 11

Me Against the World

Season 10 • Episode 9

Family game night at the Paynes' is crashed by a surprise guest.

Sunday, August 11

Pow Wow at the Paynes

Season 10 • Episode 10

Ella is hesitant to tell Lisa what she thinks about her jewelry line.

Sunday, August 11

Bearer of Bad News

Season 10 • Episode 11

Calvin wants his son in his wedding, but Miranda might not be on board.

Sunday, August 11

Fake Newsletters

Season 10 • Episode 12

Tension arises between Curtis and C.J. as they face off in a contentious local election.

Sunday, August 11

Home Invaders

Season 10 • Episode 13

Malik and C.J. are having trouble adjusting to a pregnant Lisa.

Sunday, August 11

DNAin't

Season 10 • Episode 14

Curtis has selfish motives for wanting the family to take a DNA test.

Monday, August 12

Stop Shop and Roll

Season 10 • Episode 15

Ella's online shopping gets her in trouble; Lisa challenges Malik to stay off his phone.

Monday, August 12

Paynefully Honest

Season 10 • Episode 16

Calvin and Miranda are in uncharted waters as they begin navigating co-parenting.

Monday, August 12

Wondering Prince

Season 10 • Episode 17

Lisa helps Miranda set up her online dating profile.

Monday, August 12

A Little Discipline

Season 10 • Episode 18

Calvin leaves their son alone with Laura for the first time, and things don't go very well.

Monday, August 12

With Friends Like These

Season 6 • Episode 19

Malik becomes friends with an HIV-positive classmate; Consuela must handle the boutique alone.

Monday, August 12

The Talent Show

Season 6 • Episode 20

Budget cuts put Curtis' firehouse on the chopping block.

Monday, August 12

Bringing Down the House

Season 6 • Episode 21

Curtis tries to cut corners when the foundation of the Paynes' house needs to be repaired.

Monday, August 12

Moving Day

Season 6 • Episode 22

With their house unhabitable, Curtis, Ella and Malik must move in with Calvin and Miranda.