Tyler Perry’s House of Payne

Wednesday, April 24

Payne vs. Payne

Season 8 • Episode 51

Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president.

Wednesday, April 24

Guess Who Came to Breakfast

Season 8 • Episode 52

The family meets Malik's new girlfriend, Summer.

Wednesday, April 24

House of Forced Closure

Season 8 • Episode 53

Calvin and Miranda are forced out when their condo is foreclosed on.

Wednesday, April 24

If It Ain't Broke

Season 8 • Episode 54

Wednesday, April 24

Payneful Injection

Season 8 • Episode 59

Malik leads a protest against a man being sentenced to death.

Wednesday, April 24

Batter Up

Season 8 • Episode 60

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her.

Thursday, April 25

Neighborhood Crisis

Season 8 • Episode 55

Malik and Summer work a crisis hotline; Curtis is eager to catch a criminal.

Thursday, April 25

Down for the Count

Season 8 • Episode 56

C.J. is offered perks as a city official; Miranda and Curtis bond.

Thursday, April 25

Stop, Drop and Roll

Season 8 • Episode 57

C.J. and Janine have a fight that carries over into the office; Malik takes a class on evolution.

Thursday, April 25

No Pass; No Play

Season 8 • Episode 58

Malik tutors an athlete. Curtis causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

Friday, April 26

Payneful Matrimony

Season 8 • Episode 61

Calvin and Miranda have difficulty adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

Friday, April 26

What You Know About Me

Season 8 • Episode 62

C.J. and Janine have a party; Malik and Summer argue.

Friday, April 26

Right Turn

Season 8 • Episode 63

Curtis does community service at the Help Center; Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

Friday, April 26

The Loan Ranger

Season 8 • Episode 64

Malik finds out his friend is gay; Curtis loans Ella money.

Friday, April 26

Payneful Divorce

Season 8 • Episode 65

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled; Miranda temps at the office.

Friday, April 26

Up to the Challenge

Season 8 • Episode 66

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly; Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

Saturday, April 27

Of Mice and Men

Season 11 • Episode 16

Malik tries to educate everyone on all the benefits of marijuana as a medicinal drug.

Saturday, April 27

Insecurity System

Season 11 • Episode 17

To ward off any intrusions, CJ installs a home security system with audio-visual capabilities.

Saturday, April 27

Hashtag Help

Season 11 • Episode 18

Ella needs to get women to register for the church's help center to receive a much-needed grant.

Saturday, April 27

Mr. Bills

Season 11 • Episode 19

When Curtis demands cost-cutting, it backfires when Ella makes him cut back on his own hobbies.

Saturday, April 27

Coco Parenting

Season 11 • Episode 20

Calvin and Miranda enter the world of hysterical parenting when Christian has problems at school.

Saturday, April 27

So Nice to Meat You

Season 11 • Episode 21

After Glo exchanges harsh words with Curtis she gives him 210lbs of pork.

Saturday, April 27

Payneful Patriach

Season 11 • Episode 22

Malik steps into his destiny when he gets the opportunity to campaign across Georgia.

Saturday, April 27

A Wise Man's Opinion

Season 9 • Episode 1

Malik is hesitant to give the news to his family about Lisa's pregnancy.

Saturday, April 27

Delicious

Season 9 • Episode 2

Malik confesses to Curtis that he thinks Lisa is pregnant.

Saturday, April 27

By Your Side

Season 9 • Episode 3

C.J and Janine find out that Lisa is pregnant; C.J and Janine decide to stand by Malik's side.

Saturday, April 27

The Old People Game

Season 9 • Episode 4

Jazmine believes that Janine may be expecting again; Jazmine learns that Malik is having a baby.

Saturday, April 27

Women of Today

Season 9 • Episode 5

Jazmine gets a lesson on servitude from Ella; Jazmine is pressured to have sex before she is ready.

Sunday, April 28

Batter Up

Season 8 • Episode 60

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her.

Sunday, April 28

Payneful Matrimony

Season 8 • Episode 61

Calvin and Miranda have difficulty adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

Sunday, April 28

What You Know About Me

Season 8 • Episode 62

C.J. and Janine have a party; Malik and Summer argue.

Sunday, April 28

Right Turn

Season 8 • Episode 63

Curtis does community service at the Help Center; Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

Monday, April 29

Mixed Emotions

Season 9 • Episode 6

Miranda confides in Janine about her own frustrations with the court proceedings.

Monday, April 29

Love and Hate

Season 9 • Episode 7

Miranda is having second thoughts about her and Calvin's divorce.

Monday, April 29

From Heart to Heart

Season 9 • Episode 8

Miranda takes Calvin to court for more child support; CJ has had it with Lisa.

Monday, April 29

Someone

Season 9 • Episode 9

Miranda's interested in giving Calvin a second chance; Calvin decides to date again.

Monday, April 29

Something's Rotten

Season 9 • Episode 10

Jazmine gets candid with Ella about wanting to have sex for the first time.

Monday, April 29

Hard Lessons

Season 9 • Episode 11

Curtis upsets Ella and must change his tune; Calvin confronts Miranda about talking to Laura.

Monday, April 29

Lucky Cards

Season 9 • Episode 12

Curtis revisits old habits; Laura and Calvin explore their new romance.

Monday, April 29

Moving On

Season 9 • Episode 13

Miranda decides to turn the page with Calvin; Ella doesn't completely believe her.

Monday, April 29

That Sounds Sweet

Season 5 • Episode 12

After selling cakes and cookies at the church bake sale, Ella decides to go into business.

Monday, April 29

Meet the Lucases

Season 5 • Episode 13

Health scare makes family members realize they need one another.

Monday, April 29

Out on a Limb

Season 5 • Episode 14

Ella and Claretha take Jazmine on a wilderness trek to help her earn a Girl Scout badge.

Monday, April 29

Can't Buy Me Love

Season 5 • Episode 15

Calvin gets cold feet when he is ready to propose to Miranda, and his friends offer to help.

Monday, April 29

To Have and to Hold

Season 5 • Episode 16

Jazmine loses Calvin's engagement ring; Dana and Delante's relationship.

Monday, April 29

Unexpected Results

Season 5 • Episode 17

Jazmine's techer encourages C.J. and Janine to send her to a North Carolina school.

Tuesday, April 30

The Loan Ranger

Season 8 • Episode 64

Malik finds out his friend is gay; Curtis loans Ella money.

Tuesday, April 30

Payneful Divorce

Season 8 • Episode 65

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled; Miranda temps at the office.

Tuesday, April 30

Up to the Challenge

Season 8 • Episode 66

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly; Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

Tuesday, April 30

House of Sabotage

Season 8 • Episode 67

Wednesday, May 1

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

Season 4 • Episode 16

The men at the fire station objectify women; Malik baby-sits Jazmine.

Wednesday, May 1

Driving Me Crazy

Season 5 • Episode 1

Claretha is desperate to get her car back when it is stolen; Calvin baby-sits Miranda's nephew.

Wednesday, May 1

Reunited and ... It Don't Feel So Good

Season 5 • Episode 2

Ella and Curtis host a mixer the night before their college reunion; C.J. watches the children.

Wednesday, May 1

What the ... ?

Season 5 • Episode 3

A woman C.J. saved insists on paying him back.

Wednesday, May 1

The Last Supper

Season 5 • Episode 23

Miranda gets marital advice from her mother, Janine and Ella.

Wednesday, May 1

We've Come This Far by Faith

Season 5 • Episode 24

Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.

Thursday, May 2

Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In

Season 5 • Episode 4

Curtis, C.J. and Calvin take Malik camping for male bonding.

Thursday, May 2

How Do You Spell It's All About Me?

Season 5 • Episode 5

Jazmine competes in a spelling bee; Curtis thinks Ella is having an affair.

Thursday, May 2

And ... Cut!

Season 5 • Episode 6

Ella bans electronic gadgets in the house; a movie star hangs out at the barbershop.

Thursday, May 2

Old School vs. New School

Season 5 • Episode 7

Malik's birthday party does not come close to his expectations.

Friday, May 3

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Season 5 • Episode 18

Curtis must watch the children during Jazmine's slumber party.

Friday, May 3

Father's Day

Season 5 • Episode 19

Curtis' father visits so he can meet Calvin's fiancee; a man finds comfort at the barbershop.

Friday, May 3

Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?

Season 5 • Episode 20

Ella gets recruited to help Miranda register for wedding gifts.

Friday, May 3

All Is Not Lost

Season 5 • Episode 21

Miranda decides that she and Calvin need premarital counseling.

Friday, May 3

Party Over Here!

Season 5 • Episode 22

Curtis, CJ and Calvin's friends want to throw Calvin a bachelor party.

Friday, May 3

The Last Supper

Season 5 • Episode 23

Miranda gets marital advice from her mother, Janine and Ella.

Saturday, May 4

To Jump or Not To Jump

Season 12 • Episode 18

Calvin and Laura debate on marriage traditions; Ella presents them with her wedding broom.

Saturday, May 4

They Call Me Chef Payne

Season 12 • Episode 19

Calvin and Laura don't want Curtis to cater the wedding; CJ and Jazmine help Jayden's stage fright.

Saturday, May 4

Run Them Pockets

Season 12 • Episode 20

C.J. hosts his first ever poker night at him and Janine's place, Ella is not happy about it.

Saturday, May 4

Run Them Pockets

Season 12 • Episode 20

C.J. hosts his first ever poker night at him and Janine's place, Ella is not happy about it.

Saturday, May 4

True Measures

Season 12 • Episode 22

Calvin's openness with his passwords lands him in trouble with Laura.

Saturday, May 4

Bully and the Beast

Season 2 • Episode 1

Malik pretends to be sick to avoid a bully at school.

Saturday, May 4

I Can Cry If I Want To

Season 2 • Episode 2

Firefighting duty calls Curtis away from his 50th birthday party.

Saturday, May 4

More Than Meets the Eye

Season 2 • Episode 3

CJ learns that his house fire was the result of arson.

Saturday, May 4

Busted

Season 2 • Episode 4

CJ learns two painful truths about Janine.

Saturday, May 4

Lost and Found

Season 2 • Episode 5

CJ, Curtis and Calvin search for missing Janine.

Saturday, May 4

Down and Outted

Season 2 • Episode 6

Ella tells CJ he can stay at the house for as long as necessary.

Saturday, May 4

No Money, Mo' Problems

Season 2 • Episode 7

Curtis offers financial assistance to CJ; Janine enters a rehab clinic.

Saturday, May 4

Just Say No

Season 2 • Episode 8

CJ talks to Jazmine about her mother's addiction; the firefighters want to buy a new television set.

Saturday, May 4

Surprise, Surprise

Season 2 • Episode 9

Janine's parents blame CJ for their daughter's addiction.

Saturday, May 4

Father Knows Best

Season 2 • Episode 10

Custody of Jazmine and Malik.

Saturday, May 4

I Keep Coming Up Short

Season 2 • Episode 11

CJ clashes with creditors.

Sunday, May 5

Fire and Desire

Season 5 • Episode 8

Ella scares the family with sudden mood swings; Malik gets detention to win over a girl.

Sunday, May 5

Unsung Heroes

Season 5 • Episode 9

Calvin's friend returns home after a tour of duty in Iraq.

Sunday, May 5

Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

Season 5 • Episode 10

Curtis teaches Malik and Jazmine a lesson in money management.

Sunday, May 5

True Lies

Season 5 • Episode 11

Malik's friend persuades him to cut class to impress classmates.

Monday, May 6

The Buck Stops Here

Season 2 • Episode 12

The firehouse gang considers fundraising ideas for charity; Calvin gives Jazmine financial advice.

Monday, May 6

Wax On, Wax Off

Season 2 • Episode 13

Curtis is no help when the gang at the firehouse prepares for the annual inspection.

Monday, May 6

Head of the Class

Season 2 • Episode 14

Jazmine runs for school president; Curtis and Ella take an art class.

Monday, May 6

Paternity and Fraternity

Season 2 • Episode 15

CJ learns he may have another daughter; Malik begins hanging out with the wrong crowd.

Monday, May 6

Paternity and Fraternity (Part 2)

Season 2 • Episode 16

CJ learns he may have another daughter; Malik begins hanging out with the wrong crowd.

Monday, May 6

Cracking Under Pressure

Season 2 • Episode 17

Janine and her associates steal from the Paynes; Calvin trains for a marathon.

Monday, May 6

Club PCP

Season 2 • Episode 18

Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.

Monday, May 6

Sadly Mistaken

Season 2 • Episode 19

A case of mistaken identity lands Ella in trouble; Calvin has difficulty studying for his midterms.

Monday, May 6

And Justice for All

Season 2 • Episode 20

Curtis and Claretha are both summoned for jury duty; Malik enters the world of online dating.

Monday, May 6

I Got the Hook Up

Season 2 • Episode 21

Newly single CJ has many prospective dates; an HIV-positive woman volunteers at the Help Center.

Monday, May 6

That Sounds Sweet

Season 5 • Episode 12

After selling cakes and cookies at the church bake sale, Ella decides to go into business.

Monday, May 6

Meet the Lucases

Season 5 • Episode 13

Health scare makes family members realize they need one another.

Monday, May 6

Out on a Limb

Season 5 • Episode 14

Ella and Claretha take Jazmine on a wilderness trek to help her earn a Girl Scout badge.

Monday, May 6

Can't Buy Me Love

Season 5 • Episode 15

Calvin gets cold feet when he is ready to propose to Miranda, and his friends offer to help.

Monday, May 6

To Have and to Hold

Season 5 • Episode 16

Jazmine loses Calvin's engagement ring; Dana and Delante's relationship.

Monday, May 6

Unexpected Results

Season 5 • Episode 17

Jazmine's techer encourages C.J. and Janine to send her to a North Carolina school.

Tuesday, May 7

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Season 5 • Episode 18

Curtis must watch the children during Jazmine's slumber party.

Tuesday, May 7

Father's Day

Season 5 • Episode 19

Curtis' father visits so he can meet Calvin's fiancee; a man finds comfort at the barbershop.

Tuesday, May 7

That Sounds Sweet

Season 5 • Episode 12

After selling cakes and cookies at the church bake sale, Ella decides to go into business.

Tuesday, May 7

Can't Buy Me Love

Season 5 • Episode 15

Calvin gets cold feet when he is ready to propose to Miranda, and his friends offer to help.

Wednesday, May 8

To Have and to Hold

Season 5 • Episode 16

Jazmine loses Calvin's engagement ring; Dana and Delante's relationship.

Wednesday, May 8

Unexpected Results

Season 5 • Episode 17

Jazmine's techer encourages C.J. and Janine to send her to a North Carolina school.

Wednesday, May 8

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Season 5 • Episode 18

Curtis must watch the children during Jazmine's slumber party.

Wednesday, May 8

Father's Day

Season 5 • Episode 19

Curtis' father visits so he can meet Calvin's fiancee; a man finds comfort at the barbershop.

Wednesday, May 8

Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?

Season 5 • Episode 20

Ella gets recruited to help Miranda register for wedding gifts.

Wednesday, May 8

All Is Not Lost

Season 5 • Episode 21

Miranda decides that she and Calvin need premarital counseling.

Wednesday, May 8

Party Over Here!

Season 5 • Episode 22

Curtis, CJ and Calvin's friends want to throw Calvin a bachelor party.

Wednesday, May 8

The Last Supper

Season 5 • Episode 23

Miranda gets marital advice from her mother, Janine and Ella.

Wednesday, May 8

We've Come This Far by Faith

Season 5 • Episode 24

Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.

Wednesday, May 8

We've Come This Far by Faith

Season 5 • Episode 25

Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.

Thursday, May 9

Labor Paynes

Season 6 • Episode 1

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock.

Thursday, May 9

Labor Paynes

Season 6 • Episode 2

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock.

Thursday, May 9

Your Wife Is a Payne

Season 6 • Episode 3

Calvin and Miranda argue over his ownership in the barbershop and his authority to make changes.

Thursday, May 9

Casa de Payne

Season 6 • Episode 4

Claretha surprises Ella with news that she has married a prince; the Paynes get new neighbors.

Friday, May 10

It's a Payne Growing Up

Season 6 • Episode 5

C.J. suspects that Malik is the cause of a syphilis outbreak at his school.

Friday, May 10

Payne and Prejudice

Season 6 • Episode 6

The Paynes' new neighbors invite the family to their home for dinner.

Friday, May 10

Payneful News

Season 6 • Episode 7

Calvin and Miranda run into problems when they try to have a baby.

Friday, May 10

Payneful Loss

Season 6 • Episode 8

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthier.

Friday, May 10

Payneful Employment

Season 6 • Episode 9

C.J. interviews for a fire chief job in New Jersey.

Friday, May 10

Slightly Payneful Truth

Season 6 • Episode 10

Malik offers to teach Calvin's illiterate friend how to read.

Saturday, May 11

Absolutely Positive

Season 2 • Episode 22

Curtis fears the worst after a colonoscopy; Calvin and Karen begin dating.

Saturday, May 11

Teacher's Pet

Season 2 • Episode 23

Jazmine steals a school pet; Malik has a crush on the assistant principal.

Saturday, May 11

The Perfect Storm

Season 2 • Episode 24

A storm traps CJ and Nicole at school.

Saturday, May 11

Sad, Sad, LeRoy Brown

Season 2 • Episode 25

Curtis' neighbor proves to be a poor houseguest; Calvin falls for a con artist.

Saturday, May 11

Sad, Sad, LeRoy Brown

Season 2 • Episode 26

Curtis grows tired of Mr. Brown being a houseguest; Malik gets a tattoo.

Saturday, May 11

Weeping May Endure for a Night

Season 2 • Episode 27

Mr. Brown plans to turn his late father's home into a residence for the elderly.

Saturday, May 11

The Big Test

Season 2 • Episode 28

CJ hopes to take his relationship with Nicole to the next level; Jazmine cheats on a math test.

Saturday, May 11

Balancing Act

Season 2 • Episode 29

CJ tries to find time for Nicole while caring for the children.

Saturday, May 11

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Season 2 • Episode 30

Jazmine fears losing CJ to Nicole; Curtis and Malik bond while cleaning the attic.

Saturday, May 11

Dog Day Afternoon

Season 2 • Episode 31

Curtis unwittingly assists a bank robber; Malik must make a documentary for a school project.

Saturday, May 11

New Beginnings

Season 2 • Episode 32

CJ's divorce from Janine becomes final; Janine asks Ella for help in starting her life over.

Saturday, May 11

Heavy Petting

Season 2 • Episode 33

Nicole and CJ's romantic date turns sour; Curtis tests the children's ability to care for a dog.

Saturday, May 11

The Fast and the Furious

Season 2 • Episode 34

Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.

Saturday, May 11

Gone in 60 Seconds

Season 2 • Episode 35

Malik and his friend take a joy ride on Curtis' new motorcycle.

Saturday, May 11

Lost Without U

Season 2 • Episode 36

Curtis goes to extreme lengths to get Ella's forgiveness.

Saturday, May 11

I Rest My Case

Season 2 • Episode 37

A judge sentences Malik and Kyle for their role in a motorcycle accident.