My Wife and Kids

My Wife and Kids - ABC

ABC

Series

2001

TVPG

Sitcom

A businessman quests for the perfect “traditional” family in suburban Connecticut while his wife searches for her own path in life.

Where to Stream

2000–2024 Series 5 Seasons133 Episodes

Upcoming TV Airings

The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.

Thursday, May 23

The Maid

Season 4 • Episode 26

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid who caters to the family's every wish.

Thursday, May 23

Hand Model

Season 4 • Episode 27

Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition.

Friday, May 24

Calvin Goes to Work

Season 4 • Episode 23

Calvin's work ethic makes Michael look for a way to fire him.

Friday, May 24

Romantic Night

Season 4 • Episode 24

Junior fouls up Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay.

Friday, May 24

The Director

Season 4 • Episode 25

Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps.

Friday, May 24

The Maid

Season 4 • Episode 26

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid who caters to the family's every wish.

Tuesday, May 28

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 29

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Tuesday, May 28

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 30

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Tuesday, May 28

Graduation

Season 3 • Episode 26

Michael and Jay worry about Jr.'s future following his high-school graduation.

Tuesday, May 28

Hand Model

Season 4 • Episode 27

Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition.

Tuesday, May 28

What Do You Know?

Season 4 • Episode 28

The couples learn that may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Tuesday, May 28

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 29

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Tuesday, May 28

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 30

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Tuesday, May 28

What Do You Know?

Season 4 • Episode 28

The couples learn that may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Tuesday, May 28

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 29

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Tuesday, May 28

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 30

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Tuesday, May 28

Childcare Class

Season 5 • Episode 3

Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let Michael baby-sit his grandchild after he fails a child-care course.

Wednesday, May 29

The Funeral

Season 4 • Episode 7

Michael's grief-stricken employee asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.

Wednesday, May 29

Ultrasound

Season 4 • Episode 8

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound.

Wednesday, May 29

The Lady Is Not a Tramp

Season 4 • Episode 12

Michael finds a package of condoms in his daughter's backpack.

Wednesday, May 29

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 1

Michael learns he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

Wednesday, May 29

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 2

Michael must be inventive in order to play with Michael Jordan at fantasy basketball camp.

Wednesday, May 29

Childcare Class

Season 5 • Episode 3

Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let Michael baby-sit his grandchild after he fails a child-care course.

Wednesday, May 29

Class Reunion

Season 5 • Episode 4

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion.

Wednesday, May 29

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 1

Michael learns he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

Wednesday, May 29

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 2

Michael must be inventive in order to play with Michael Jordan at fantasy basketball camp.

Wednesday, May 29

Class Reunion

Season 5 • Episode 4

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion.

Wednesday, May 29

The Fellowship of the Baby

Season 5 • Episode 5

Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a magic baby.

Thursday, May 30

Childcare Class

Season 5 • Episode 3

Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let Michael baby-sit his grandchild after he fails a child-care course.

Thursday, May 30

Poker Face

Season 5 • Episode 6

Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires.

Thursday, May 30

The Proposal

Season 5 • Episode 7

Countless interruptions keep Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.

Thursday, May 30

The Fellowship of the Baby

Season 5 • Episode 5

Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a magic baby.

Thursday, May 30

Poker Face

Season 5 • Episode 6

Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires.

Thursday, May 30

The Proposal

Season 5 • Episode 7

Countless interruptions keep Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.

Thursday, May 30

Restaurant Wars

Season 5 • Episode 8

The owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street try to put Jay out of business.

Thursday, May 30

Poker Face

Season 5 • Episode 6

Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires.

Thursday, May 30

The Proposal

Season 5 • Episode 7

Countless interruptions keep Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.

Friday, May 31

The Return of Bobby Shaw

Season 5 • Episode 9

Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract.

Friday, May 31

The Wedding

Season 5 • Episode 10

Jr. and Vanessa's families argue over the details of their wedding.

Friday, May 31

Careful What You Wish For

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jay is envious of the attention she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr.

Friday, May 31

They Call Me El Foosay

Season 5 • Episode 12

Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game.

Monday, June 3

Study Buddy

Season 5 • Episode 13

Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying.

Monday, June 3

Sweetheart's Day

Season 5 • Episode 14

Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day.

Monday, June 3

Silence Is Golden

Season 5 • Episode 15

Michael attends Jay's meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Monday, June 3

The Remodel

Season 5 • Episode 18

When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he tries to remodel the garage.

Monday, June 3

Restaurant Wars

Season 5 • Episode 8

The owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street try to put Jay out of business.

Monday, June 3

The Return of Bobby Shaw

Season 5 • Episode 9

Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract.

Monday, June 3

The Wedding

Season 5 • Episode 10

Jr. and Vanessa's families argue over the details of their wedding.

Monday, June 3

Careful What You Wish For

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jay is envious of the attention she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr.

Tuesday, June 4

The Return of Bobby Shaw

Season 5 • Episode 9

Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract.

Tuesday, June 4

The Wedding

Season 5 • Episode 10

Jr. and Vanessa's families argue over the details of their wedding.

Tuesday, June 4

Careful What You Wish For

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jay is envious of the attention she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr.

Tuesday, June 4

Study Buddy

Season 5 • Episode 13

Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying.

Tuesday, June 4

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 16

Michael hopes for some time alone but his golf buddy intrudes.

Tuesday, June 4

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 17

Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises.

Tuesday, June 4

Michael Joins a Gym

Season 5 • Episode 19

When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he decides to get back in shape.

Tuesday, June 4

Celibacy

Season 5 • Episode 20

Jay suggests six months of abstinence will improve her and Michael's love life.

Tuesday, June 4

They Call Me El Foosay

Season 5 • Episode 12

Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game.

Tuesday, June 4

Study Buddy

Season 5 • Episode 13

Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying.

Tuesday, June 4

Sweetheart's Day

Season 5 • Episode 14

Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day.

Tuesday, June 4

Silence Is Golden

Season 5 • Episode 15

Michael attends Jay's meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Wednesday, June 5

Sweetheart's Day

Season 5 • Episode 14

Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day.

Wednesday, June 5

Silence Is Golden

Season 5 • Episode 15

Michael attends Jay's meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Wednesday, June 5

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 16

Michael hopes for some time alone but his golf buddy intrudes.

Wednesday, June 5

The Remodel

Season 5 • Episode 18

When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he tries to remodel the garage.

Wednesday, June 5

Jr.'s Cartoon

Season 5 • Episode 21

Jr.'s cartoon catches the attention of ABC executives.

Wednesday, June 5

Michael's Sandwich

Season 5 • Episode 22

Suspicious security guards search Michael's sandwich when he gets to the airport late.

Wednesday, June 5

Graduation Day

Season 5 • Episode 23

Michael tries to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion.

Wednesday, June 5

Michael Sells the Business

Season 5 • Episode 24

Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company for Kyle Trucking.

Wednesday, June 5

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 16

Michael hopes for some time alone but his golf buddy intrudes.

Wednesday, June 5

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 17

Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises.

Wednesday, June 5

The Remodel

Season 5 • Episode 18

When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he tries to remodel the garage.

Wednesday, June 5

Michael Joins a Gym

Season 5 • Episode 19

When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he decides to get back in shape.

Thursday, June 6

Michael Joins a Gym

Season 5 • Episode 19

When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he decides to get back in shape.

Thursday, June 6

Celibacy

Season 5 • Episode 20

Jay suggests six months of abstinence will improve her and Michael's love life.

Thursday, June 6

Jr.'s Cartoon

Season 5 • Episode 21

Jr.'s cartoon catches the attention of ABC executives.

Thursday, June 6

Graduation Day

Season 5 • Episode 23

Michael tries to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion.

Thursday, June 6

R.V. Dreams

Season 5 • Episode 25

Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

Thursday, June 6

The V Story

Season 5 • Episode 26

Because the kids are almost grown up, Jay insists that reluctant Michael get a vasectomy.

Thursday, June 6

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.

Thursday, June 6

The Truth Hurts

Season 1 • Episode 2

Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters.

Friday, June 7

Grassy Knoll

Season 1 • Episode 3

Michael and Jay play mind games with Junior after they learn he has been smoking marijuana.

Friday, June 7

Of Breasts and Basketball

Season 1 • Episode 4

Michael doesn't take it well when he loses at basketball; Claire buys a padded bra.

Friday, June 7

Making the Grade

Season 1 • Episode 5

Junior forges an A grade on his report card, but his parents are aware of his scheme.

Friday, June 7

Working It

Season 1 • Episode 6

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Monday, June 10

Snapping and Sniffing

Season 1 • Episode 7

Michael advises Jr. to fight his school bully with words instead of fists.

Monday, June 10

He Said, She Said

Season 1 • Episode 8

Michael and Jay ask favors of each other, and then both forget what they promised to do.

Monday, June 10

Breaking Up and Breaking It

Season 1 • Episode 9

Michael continues to befriend Claire's first beau, even though they have broken up.

Monday, June 10

A Little Romance

Season 1 • Episode 10

Michael's brother (Keenen Ivory Wayans) visits with a new girlfriend.

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