My Wife and Kids

My Wife and Kids - ABC

ABC

Series

2001

TVPG

Sitcom

A businessman quests for the perfect “traditional” family in suburban Connecticut while his wife searches for her own path in life.

Where to Stream

2000–2024 Series 5 Seasons133 Episodes

Upcoming TV Airings

The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.

Friday, March 28

Mom's Away

Season 2 • Episode 1

Michael is left in charge of the house when Janet leaves to tend to her sick mother.

Friday, March 28

Mom's Away

Season 2 • Episode 2

Michael contends with a positive pregnancy test, a sad 6-year-old and Jr.'s basketball troubles.

Friday, March 28

No Rules

Season 2 • Episode 3

The household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.

Saturday, March 29

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 29

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Saturday, March 29

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 30

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Monday, March 31

He Heard, She Heard

Season 2 • Episode 6

Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house.

Monday, March 31

Michael's Garden

Season 2 • Episode 7

Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

Monday, March 31

Let Them Eat Pie

Season 2 • Episode 8

Junior dares Claire to eat Michael's piece of lemon-meringue pie.

Monday, March 31

Jay Gets Fired

Season 2 • Episode 9

After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.

Monday, March 31

The Whole World Is Watching

Season 2 • Episode 10

Janet buys Junior expensive computer equipment without first consulting Michael.

Tuesday, April 1

Quality Time

Season 2 • Episode 13

Michael frustrates Janet with his desire to spend time alone.

Tuesday, April 1

Get Out

Season 2 • Episode 14

Michael tries to get his family ready for a wedding in 15 minutes.

Tuesday, April 1

Road Trip

Season 2 • Episode 15

A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

Wednesday, April 2

Table for Too Many

Season 2 • Episode 17

Dinner at a Japanese restaurant gets worse when the Kyles are seated with the annoying Tyler family.

Wednesday, April 2

Double Date

Season 2 • Episode 18

Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony.

Wednesday, April 2

Failure to Communicate

Season 2 • Episode 19

Michael tries to get his parents to begin speaking to each other again.

Wednesday, April 2

Papa Said Knock You Out

Season 2 • Episode 20

Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.

Thursday, April 3

Letting Go

Season 2 • Episode 11

Michael accidentally kills Kady's hamster but does not tell her.

Thursday, April 3

Learning to Earn It

Season 2 • Episode 12

When the children start their own businesses to increase their cash flow, Junior chooses to gamble.

Thursday, April 3

Return of the Wall

Season 2 • Episode 21

Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.

Thursday, April 3

Working Relationship

Season 2 • Episode 22

Michael gets advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona.

Thursday, April 3

Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius

Season 2 • Episode 23

Junior's genius-level score on an IQ test surprises Janet and Michael.

Thursday, April 3

Back Story

Season 2 • Episode 24

Michael pretends to have a back injury in order to milk sympathy from his family.

Thursday, April 3

Make Over

Season 2 • Episode 25

Janet gets a make-over after running into Michael's gorgeous and successful ex-girlfriend.

Friday, April 4

The Bowling Show

Season 2 • Episode 26

Michael bowls against his archenemy.

Friday, April 4

Jr. Gets His License

Season 2 • Episode 27

Junior buys a clunker for his first car, against Michael's advice.

Friday, April 4

The Anniversary

Season 2 • Episode 28

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on his anniversary.

Friday, April 4

The Anniversary

Season 2 • Episode 29

A disappointed Janet finds out that Michael plans to play golf on their wedding anniversary.

Friday, April 4

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 1

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers.

Saturday, April 5

Study Buddy

Season 5 • Episode 13

Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying.

Saturday, April 5

Sweetheart's Day

Season 5 • Episode 14

Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day.

Monday, April 7

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 2

In Hawaii, two attractive strangers (Nicole Sherzinger, Tyson C. Beckford) pursue Michael and Janet.

Monday, April 7

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 3

The family's flight home leaves much earlier than Michael thought.

Monday, April 7

Samba Story

Season 3 • Episode 4

Janet and Michael's dance instructors take unusual interest in their students.

Monday, April 7

Diary of a Mad Teen

Season 3 • Episode 5

Janet discovers in Claire's diary that her daughter is thinking about becoming sexually active.

Monday, April 7

Claire's New Boyfriend

Season 3 • Episode 6

Rebellious Claire rejects the boy her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.

Tuesday, April 8

Sharon's Picture

Season 3 • Episode 22

Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of a hot ex-girlfriend.

Tuesday, April 8

Crouching Mother, Hidden Father

Season 3 • Episode 7

Kady's kindergarten teacher (Serena Williams) disapproves of Janet's directing style.

Tuesday, April 8

Fighting Kyles

Season 3 • Episode 8

Michael and Jay simulate their children's annoying behavior in a ploy to get them to stop fighting.

Tuesday, April 8

Sister Story

Season 3 • Episode 9

Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.

Tuesday, April 8

Jr.'s Dating Dilemma

Season 3 • Episode 10

After Michael's advice on how to communicate with women, Junior invites two girls to the same dance.

Tuesday, April 8

Jay the Artist

Season 3 • Episode 11

Michael poses nude for one of Jay's paintings.

Wednesday, April 9

Graduation

Season 3 • Episode 27

Michael and Jay worry about Jr.'s future following his high school graduation.

Wednesday, April 9

Chair Man of the Board

Season 3 • Episode 12

Michael is surprised when his childhood friend (Mos Def) visits him in a wheelchair.

Wednesday, April 9

Open Your Heart

Season 3 • Episode 13

Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar; Jr. and his friends try to make some money.

Wednesday, April 9

Michael's Tribe

Season 3 • Episode 14

While supervising Kady's sleepover, Michael tries to keep Claire from sneaking out to a rave.

Wednesday, April 9

Blackout

Season 3 • Episode 15

Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.

Wednesday, April 9

Man of the Year

Season 3 • Episode 16

Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.

Thursday, April 10

From Dummy to Daddy

Season 4 • Episode 1

Michael and Jay have to transform their son into a responsible adult.

Thursday, April 10

Jr.'s Risky Business

Season 3 • Episode 17

Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend fooling around in their bed.

Thursday, April 10

Jr.'s Risky Business

Season 3 • Episode 18

After finding Jr. in a compromising position, Jay and Michael confront a serious parenting issue.

Thursday, April 10

Jury Duty

Season 3 • Episode 19

Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects jury tampering.

Thursday, April 10

Here Come Da Judge

Season 3 • Episode 20

Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.

Thursday, April 10

Claire's Permit

Season 3 • Episode 21

Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.

Friday, April 11

Tee for Too Many

Season 3 • Episode 23

Jay decides to watch Michael play golf in order to spend more quality time with him.

Friday, April 11

The Big Bang Theory

Season 3 • Episode 24

Claire and Tony announce they are going to consummate their relationship.

Friday, April 11

Not So Hostile Takeover

Season 3 • Episode 25

Michael and Jay volunteer to be chaperons at Claire's prom.

Friday, April 11

Graduation

Season 3 • Episode 26

Michael and Jay worry about Jr.'s future following his high-school graduation.

Saturday, April 12

R.V. Dreams

Season 5 • Episode 25

Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

Saturday, April 12

The V Story

Season 5 • Episode 26

Because the kids are almost grown up, Jay insists that reluctant Michael get a vasectomy.

Monday, April 14

Graduation

Season 3 • Episode 27

Michael and Jay worry about Jr.'s future following his high school graduation.

Monday, April 14

From Dummy to Daddy

Season 4 • Episode 1

Michael and Jay have to transform their son into a responsible adult.

Monday, April 14

The Sweet Hairafter

Season 4 • Episode 2

Michael takes too many hair-growth pills and suffers unusual side effects.

Monday, April 14

Jr. Executive

Season 4 • Episode 3

As the boss's son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him.

Monday, April 14

Jay Goes to School

Season 4 • Episode 4

Jay drives everyone crazy with the knowledge she gains from attending college.

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