Best Lines of the Week (May 26-June 1): ‘Life Is a Cabaret, Get Used to It’

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The 100 (The CW)

Josephine: “Before you freak out and raise your voice, I have a question for you. Clarke is dead, my parents killed her and brought me back. My question is, how would you like to be immortal too?”

Murphy: “I’m listening.”

— Murphy discovers Josephine has taken over Clarke’s body and she offers him immortality

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The CW

Jane the Virgin (The CW)

Petra: “I feel like someone cut out a piece of my heart […] Can I stay Here?”

Jane: “Sure, that’s what sisters are for.”

— Jane comforts a distraught Petra after her breakup with JR

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FX

Fosse/Verdon (FX)

Bob: “I’m very nervous for some reason.”

Gwen: “So am I.”

— The two titular characters share an intimate moment before their first major show.

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Amazon Prime Video

Good Omens (Prime Video)

Aziraphale: “Get thee behind me, foul fiend.” [Pauses] “After you.”

— Angel Aziraphale (Michael Sheen) demonstrates his mixed feelings about the demon Crowley (David Tennant) while entering his bookshop in a comical, biblical moment.

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Bravo

Real Housewives of New York (Bravo)

“Life is a cabaret, get used to it.”

— Luann lays it down straight to Dorinda.

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Freeform

The Bold Type (Freeform)

Kat: “Oh my god, this sucks. See why I didn’t do relationships for so long. Screwing around is so much easier.”

— Kat (Aisha Dee) realizes she’s still not over Adena after seeing her for the first time since the breakup.

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NBC

The InBetween (NBC)

Cassie: “You don’t believe me but think you can use me. So go ahead, ask.”

— Cassie (Harriet Dyer) confronts Damien Asante (Justin Cornwell) who doubts her psychic abilities but asks her for help anyways.

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BBC America

Killing Eve (BBC America/AMC)

Villanelle: “It’s okay if you feel weird, you just killed someone for the first time.”

— Villanelle (Jodie Comer) comforts Eve (Sandra Oh) after she kills Raymond.

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Starz

Vida (Starz)

Emma: “What would you do if I became a zombie?”

— Emma (Mishel Prada) asks Cruz (Maria-Elena Laas) a silly question, which emerges as a major turning point for their relationship.

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The Bachelorette (ABC)

Cam: “There’s a difference between being bold and being charismatic and romantic, versus being little physical overpowering insecure chihuahua.

— Cam complains to John Paul Jones about Jonathan

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From Real Housewives of New York and Bachelorette drama to understandings reached on The 100 and awkward interactions in Good Omens, we’re rounding up this week’s best lines in TV. Whether you tuned into the finales for Fosse/Verdon or Killing Eve, we’ve got you covered.

Click through the gallery above to see our favorite lines of the week!

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