Best Lines on TV This Week: ‘I Would Think This Meta Was Really Cool If Everything About Him Didn’t Terrify Me’

The Flash

I would think this meta was really cool if everything about him didn’t terrify me to my core.
— Cisco (Carlos Valdes) admits his fearful admiration of the newest metahuman, Atom Smasher

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Well, Randolph’s actually been on the planet for those centuries, and he’s traveled through space in a portal and he’s also an alien. So he’s got a lot going for him.
— Coulson (Clark Gregg) rattles off Professional Randolph’s (Peter MacNicol) more winning qualities

Daisy: Wow. I totally just gave you permission to analyze me, didn’t I?
Andrew: You are on a couch.
— Daisy (Chloe Bennet) realizes she just handed Andrew (Blair Underwood) a Sigmund Freud moment

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

If everything goes according to plan, we should be beer pong doubles partners by the end of the week. Now somebody get me a puka shell necklace. I’m going full douche.
— Jake (Andy Samberg) shares the tactic he’s going to use to win over The Vulture (Dean Winters)

Full douche = puka shells. #Brooklyn99 pic.twitter.com/ilh9xhn8gS

— Brooklyn Nine-Nine (@Brooklyn99FOX) October 6, 2015

I’ve been asked to deliver a toast here after the funeral, a message of hope. This is what I have so far. “Pain…” That’s it. — Holt (Andre Braugher) shares his pitiful eulogy introduction

iZombie

New season, new alliance! Watch #iZombie‘s season premiere for free NOW: http://t.co/Sf9sj8rl3g https://t.co/9leJiqZlh2 — iZombie (@CWiZombie) October 8, 2015

Liv: Have you noticed Final Hope hates me?
Ravi: Her name is New Hope. Not Final Hope. You know this. If I wanted to give her a depressing name, I would have gone with Phantom Menace.
— Liv (Rose McIver) worries about a rat hating her while Ravi (Rahul Kohli) gets in a good zinger about everyone’s most-hated Star Wars movie

The Last Man on Earth

Carol: I’m going to go slip into something a little more comfortable.
Phil: Prosecco?
Carol: No, probably a robe.
— Carol (Kristen Schaal) isn’t very well-acquainted with her wines.

How to Get Away With Murder

So true Annalise, so true! #HTGAWM pic.twitter.com/6XR6bfVaNs

— How To Get Away ABC (@HowToGetAwayABC) October 10, 2015

Grey’s Anatomy

BAILEY, YES! #GreysAnatomy pic.twitter.com/FOSPDt4Fwl — Greys Anatomy (@GreysABC) October 9, 2015