Best Lines on TV This Week: Rabid Hipsters and Disoriented Crime-Solving

TV Insider Staff
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Younger

Younger

"There was nowhere to run. It was like being trapped in a cage with rabid hipsters. If there's such a thing as artisanal steroids, I'm pretty sure they were on them."

Liza (Sutton Foster) ices her wounded face with a beer after surviving a round of adult dodgeball.

Silicon Valley

"You look like a ferret that gave up six months ago."

Erlich (T.J. Miller) gives it straight to Gilfoyle (Martin Starr).

iZombie

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"You'd think with all the drinking you'd be incredibly sharp."

Ravi (Rahul Kohli) isn't surprised that Liv's (Rose McIver) crime-solving abilities are diminished after eating the brain (and absorbing the personality) of an alcoholic.

The Flash

Dr. Stein: "If we create a singularity here and then cannot control it, we could be looking at a global catastrophe."
Cisco: "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

—Cisco (Carlos Valdes) quotes Douglas Adams after Dr. Martin Stein (Victor Garber) warns the group of dangers ahead.

Young & Hungry

"To you, I'm just a trophy to win. Well guess whatI'm no prize! …Okay, alright, I am a prize but not yours."

Gabi (Emily Osment) responds to Josh's (Jonathan Sadowski) declaration of love.

Modern Family

"You're the last person who should give me anything. You got me here. You got me to graduation. To Cal Tech. You did it. You're done."

Alex Dunphy (Ariel Winter) thanks mom Claire Dunphy (Julie Bowen) after her high school graduation.

Big Time in Hollywood, FL

"Why does he keep doing this? He's an Oscar-winning actor!"

Ben (Lenny Jacobson) reacts to Cuba Gooding Jr. smashing Jason Alexander in the head with a vase to steal from his vault.

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" This music is terrible. Keep it the same, but different."

Elroy Savoy's (Sean Combs) thoughts on the music playing at Savoy Ballroom.

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