Best Lines on TV This Week: Housewife Superheroes and Special Skillsets

The Real Housewives of New York City

“If Ramona were a superhero she’d be the Apologizer.”

-Bethenny Frankel predicts Ramona Singer’s response after resolving her drama.

Ballers

“What am I going to do, play in an IDP league? That’s for suckers.”

–Fantasy football gets between Joe (Rob Corddry) and Spencer (Dwayne Johnson).

The Brink

Walter Larson: “Christ, you think LBJ fought Vietnam in this room sober?”
Kendra Peterson: “Yeah, we lost that one, remember?”

– U.S. Secretary of State Walter Larson (Tim Robbins) and Kendra Peterson (Maribeth Monroe) weigh the pros and cons of drinking while dealing with a crisis.

Another Period

Victor: “Oh, what does it say?”
Beatrice: “I don’t know how to read.”

-Victor (Brian Huskey) is curious after Beatrice (Riki Lindhome) overreacts to a telegram.

Orange is the New Black

“You’ve saved society the scourge of your offspring.”

–Boo (Lea DeLaria) tries to comfort her new pal Pennsatucky (Taryn Manning).

Sense8

“Life is just 5 things: eating, drinking, sh-tting, f–king and fighting for more.”

-Anton (Bernhard Schütz) breaks down the basics of life into five categories.

Inside Amy Schumer

Partygoer: “That’s pretty arrogant. For a three.”
Amy: “I’m a four.”

–Amy stands by her rating.

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