The New Adventures of Old Christine
Cast & Crew
Upcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Friday, January 16
Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
Season 3 • Episode 2
Christine considers plastic surgery after a pretty, young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris.
Friday, January 16
Popular
Season 3 • Episode 3
A new father at Ritchie's school calls Christine a "meanie mom."
Friday, January 16
Traffic
Season 3 • Episode 4
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him.
Saturday, January 17
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Season 3 • Episode 5
Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.
Saturday, January 17
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Season 3 • Episode 6
Christine reluctantly agrees to let New Christine fix her up with a blind date.
Saturday, January 17
House
Season 3 • Episode 7
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy Christine's dream home.
Saturday, January 17
Burning Down the House
Season 3 • Episode 8
Christine considers a walk on the wild side, hoping Barb will think she is cool.
Sunday, January 18
The Happy Couple
Season 3 • Episode 9
Barb and Matthew pretend to be inseparable after Christine tries to keep them apart.
Sunday, January 18
One and a Half Men
Season 3 • Episode 10
Christine's gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.
Sunday, January 18
A Decent Proposal
Season 4 • Episode 1
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas.
Sunday, January 18
How I Hate Your Mother
Season 4 • Episode 2
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
Sunday, January 18
White Like Me
Season 4 • Episode 3
Business picks up at the gym after Barb is profiled in a business journal.
Sunday, January 18
Snakes on a Date
Season 4 • Episode 4
Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer.
Sunday, January 18
Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
Season 4 • Episode 5
Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her.
Sunday, January 18
Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
Season 4 • Episode 6
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store.
Sunday, January 18
So You Think You Can Date
Season 4 • Episode 7
Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend (Tim DeKay) on a dinner date.
Sunday, January 18
Self-Esteem Tempura
Season 4 • Episode 8
A talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial.
Sunday, January 18
Rage Against the Christine
Season 4 • Episode 9
Christine's new boyfriend has an odd reaction to her competitiveness when she beats him at tennis.
Sunday, January 18
Unidentified Funk
Season 4 • Episode 11
Christine and Barb's franchise informs them that they have broken the contract and may lose the gym.
Sunday, January 18
Happy Endings
Season 4 • Episode 12
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
Sunday, January 18
Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Season 4 • Episode 13
Christine recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
Monday, January 19
What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
Season 4 • Episode 14
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a bachelorette party.
Monday, January 19
Reckless Abandonment
Season 4 • Episode 15
Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out.
Friday, January 23
Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Season 4 • Episode 16
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party.
Friday, January 23
Too Close for Christine
Season 4 • Episode 17
Christine is initially flattered to be considered reliable but soon tires of the responsibility.
Friday, January 23
A Change of Heart/Pants
Season 4 • Episode 18
Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, their shared memories rekindle feelings.
Saturday, January 24
Hair
Season 4 • Episode 19
Christine decides to pull Ritchie out of private school and give public school a chance.
Saturday, January 24
He Ain't Heavy
Season 4 • Episode 20
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed the pounds she has put on.
Saturday, January 24
The Old Maid of Honor
Season 4 • Episode 21
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage.
Saturday, January 24
Love: A Cautionary Tale
Season 4 • Episode 22
After rekindling their romance, Christine learns shocking news about New Christine's father.
Sunday, January 25
Bahamian Rhapsody
Season 5 • Episode 1
Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help Barb get an illegal visa.
Sunday, January 25
Burning Love
Season 5 • Episode 2
Richard and Christine are shocked when they realize how much their college buddies have aged.
Sunday, January 25
The Mole
Season 5 • Episode 3
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics; Richard moves back in with New Christine.
Sunday, January 25
For Love or Money
Season 5 • Episode 4
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
Sunday, January 25
Dr. Little Man
Season 5 • Episode 5
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor who shares Matthew's office space.
Sunday, January 25
The Curious Case of Britney B
Season 5 • Episode 6
Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
Sunday, January 25
Nuts
Season 5 • Episode 7
Teaching Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
Sunday, January 25
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Season 5 • Episode 8
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym.
Sunday, January 25
I Love Woo, I Hate You
Season 5 • Episode 9
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave.
Sunday, January 25
A Whale of a Tale
Season 5 • Episode 12
Christine gets an unexpected reaction when she tells her therapist she is in love with him.
Sunday, January 25
Truth or Dare
Season 5 • Episode 13
Christine finds herself falling for Max until Mr. Harris comes back into her life.
Sunday, January 25
A Family Unfair
Season 5 • Episode 14
As Richard and New Christine plan for their new baby, Christine gets jealous.
Sunday, January 25
Sweet Charity
Season 5 • Episode 15
Christine must decide if she should spend some newfound money on herself or donate it to charity.
Monday, January 26
Subway, Somehow
Season 5 • Episode 16
Christine's attempt at teaching Ritchie's class some street smarts backfires.






