The New Adventures of Old Christine

Friday, February 13

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Season 3 • Episode 6

Christine reluctantly agrees to let New Christine fix her up with a blind date.

Friday, February 13

House

Season 3 • Episode 7

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy Christine's dream home.

Friday, February 13

Burning Down the House

Season 3 • Episode 8

Christine considers a walk on the wild side, hoping Barb will think she is cool.

Friday, February 13

The Happy Couple

Season 3 • Episode 9

Barb and Matthew pretend to be inseparable after Christine tries to keep them apart.

Saturday, February 14

One and a Half Men

Season 3 • Episode 10

Christine's gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

Saturday, February 14

A Decent Proposal

Season 4 • Episode 1

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas.

Saturday, February 14

How I Hate Your Mother

Season 4 • Episode 2

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

Saturday, February 14

White Like Me

Season 4 • Episode 3

Business picks up at the gym after Barb is profiled in a business journal.

Sunday, February 15

Snakes on a Date

Season 4 • Episode 4

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer.

Sunday, February 15

Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

Season 4 • Episode 5

Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her.

Sunday, February 15

Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store.

Sunday, February 15

So You Think You Can Date

Season 4 • Episode 7

Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend (Tim DeKay) on a dinner date.

Sunday, February 15

Self-Esteem Tempura

Season 4 • Episode 8

A talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial.

Sunday, February 15

Rage Against the Christine

Season 4 • Episode 9

Christine's new boyfriend has an odd reaction to her competitiveness when she beats him at tennis.

Sunday, February 15

Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

Season 4 • Episode 10

Christine dreads a visit with her critical mother until she learns a secret they have in common.

Sunday, February 15

Unidentified Funk

Season 4 • Episode 11

Christine and Barb's franchise informs them that they have broken the contract and may lose the gym.

Sunday, February 15

Happy Endings

Season 4 • Episode 12

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

Sunday, February 15

Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

Season 4 • Episode 13

Christine recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

Sunday, February 15

What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 14

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a bachelorette party.

Sunday, February 15

Reckless Abandonment

Season 4 • Episode 15

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out.

Sunday, February 15

Honey, I Ran Over the Kid

Season 4 • Episode 16

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party.

Monday, February 16

Too Close for Christine

Season 4 • Episode 17

Christine is initially flattered to be considered reliable but soon tires of the responsibility.

Monday, February 16

A Change of Heart/Pants

Season 4 • Episode 18

Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, their shared memories rekindle feelings.

Friday, February 20

Hair

Season 4 • Episode 19

Christine decides to pull Ritchie out of private school and give public school a chance.

Friday, February 20

He Ain't Heavy

Season 4 • Episode 20

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed the pounds she has put on.

Friday, February 20

The Old Maid of Honor

Season 4 • Episode 21

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage.

Friday, February 20

Love: A Cautionary Tale

Season 4 • Episode 22

After rekindling their romance, Christine learns shocking news about New Christine's father.

Saturday, February 21

Bahamian Rhapsody

Season 5 • Episode 1

Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help Barb get an illegal visa.

Saturday, February 21

Burning Love

Season 5 • Episode 2

Richard and Christine are shocked when they realize how much their college buddies have aged.

Saturday, February 21

The Mole

Season 5 • Episode 3

After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics; Richard moves back in with New Christine.

Saturday, February 21

For Love or Money

Season 5 • Episode 4

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

Sunday, February 22

Dr. Little Man

Season 5 • Episode 5

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor who shares Matthew's office space.

Sunday, February 22

The Curious Case of Britney B

Season 5 • Episode 6

Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.

Sunday, February 22

Nuts

Season 5 • Episode 7

Teaching Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

Sunday, February 22

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Season 5 • Episode 8

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym.

Sunday, February 22

I Love Woo, I Hate You

Season 5 • Episode 9

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave.

Sunday, February 22

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

Season 5 • Episode 10

Christine decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

Sunday, February 22

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Season 5 • Episode 11

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

Sunday, February 22

A Whale of a Tale

Season 5 • Episode 12

Christine gets an unexpected reaction when she tells her therapist she is in love with him.

Sunday, February 22

Truth or Dare

Season 5 • Episode 13

Christine finds herself falling for Max until Mr. Harris comes back into her life.

Sunday, February 22

A Family Unfair

Season 5 • Episode 14

As Richard and New Christine plan for their new baby, Christine gets jealous.

Sunday, February 22

Sweet Charity

Season 5 • Episode 15

Christine must decide if she should spend some newfound money on herself or donate it to charity.

Sunday, February 22

Subway, Somehow

Season 5 • Episode 16

Christine's attempt at teaching Ritchie's class some street smarts backfires.

Sunday, February 22

Up in the Airport

Season 5 • Episode 17

Christine's plans to take Ritchie to Florida do not turn out as she intended.

Monday, February 23

Revenge Makeover

Season 5 • Episode 18

Christine takes New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.

Monday, February 23

I Love What You Do for Me

Season 5 • Episode 19

Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years.

Friday, February 27

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Friday, February 27

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Friday, February 27

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Friday, February 27

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.