The New Adventures of Old Christine
Cast & Crew
Upcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Thursday, December 4
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Season 5 • Episode 8
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym.
Thursday, December 4
I Love Woo, I Hate You
Season 5 • Episode 9
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave.
Thursday, December 4
Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
Season 5 • Episode 10
Christine decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
Friday, December 5
A Whale of a Tale
Season 5 • Episode 12
Christine gets an unexpected reaction when she tells her therapist she is in love with him.
Friday, December 5
Truth or Dare
Season 5 • Episode 13
Christine finds herself falling for Max until Mr. Harris comes back into her life.
Friday, December 5
A Family Unfair
Season 5 • Episode 14
As Richard and New Christine plan for their new baby, Christine gets jealous.
Saturday, December 6
Sweet Charity
Season 5 • Episode 15
Christine must decide if she should spend some newfound money on herself or donate it to charity.
Saturday, December 6
Subway, Somehow
Season 5 • Episode 16
Christine's attempt at teaching Ritchie's class some street smarts backfires.
Saturday, December 6
Up in the Airport
Season 5 • Episode 17
Christine's plans to take Ritchie to Florida do not turn out as she intended.
Saturday, December 6
Revenge Makeover
Season 5 • Episode 18
Christine takes New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
Sunday, December 7
I Love What You Do for Me
Season 5 • Episode 19
Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years.
Sunday, December 7
Scream
Season 5 • Episode 20
Christine mistakes a cop for a stripper; New Christine goes into labor.
Sunday, December 7
Get Smarter
Season 5 • Episode 21
Christine persuades Matthew and Barb to throw her an engagement party so she can meet Max's friends.
Sunday, December 7
Pilot
Season 1 • Episode 1
Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
Sunday, December 7
Supertramp
Season 1 • Episode 2
Christine learns that her ex-husband is in a relationship, she resolves to find her own conquest.
Monday, December 8
Open Water
Season 1 • Episode 3
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date.
Monday, December 8
One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Season 1 • Episode 4
Matthew tells Richard that Christine is on her fifth date with a new beau.
Tuesday, December 9
I'll Show You Mine
Season 1 • Episode 5
Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son.
Tuesday, December 9
The Other F Word
Season 1 • Episode 6
Christine tries to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school.
Tuesday, December 9
A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
Season 1 • Episode 7
Christine insists she is ready for some time alone after her breakup with Burton.
Tuesday, December 9
Teach Your Children Well
Season 1 • Episode 8
Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday.
Wednesday, December 10
Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Season 1 • Episode 9
Christine strives for maturity when her ex-husband introduces their son to his "new" Christine.
Wednesday, December 10
No Fault Divorce
Season 1 • Episode 10
Christine has some awkward moments at the gym when her former marriage counselor appears.
Wednesday, December 10
Exile on Lame Street
Season 1 • Episode 11
Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a rock concert.
Wednesday, December 10
Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Season 1 • Episode 12
Christine's relief at meeting another working mother vanishes.
Thursday, December 11
A Fair to Remember
Season 1 • Episode 13
Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend after a chance meeting.
Thursday, December 11
The Passion of the Christine
Season 2 • Episode 1
Christine discovers that Richie thinks she and Richard have gotten back together.
Thursday, December 11
The Answer Is Maybe
Season 2 • Episode 2
Christine agrees to go on a date with a handsome stranger (Scott Bakula).
Friday, December 12
Come to Papa Jeff
Season 2 • Episode 3
Christine learns that Jeff really is a grandfather, causing her to rethink their relationship.
Friday, December 12
Oh God, Yes
Season 2 • Episode 4
Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion.
Friday, December 12
Separation Anxiety
Season 2 • Episode 5
Barb moves in with Christine, as she and Pete plan on divorcing.
Saturday, December 13
The Champ
Season 2 • Episode 6
Christine admits she is attracted to Stan, with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.
Saturday, December 13
Playdate With Destiny
Season 2 • Episode 7
Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher thrills Christine.
Saturday, December 13
Women 'N Tuition
Season 2 • Episode 8
Christine and Richard makes sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition.
Saturday, December 13
Mission: Impossible
Season 2 • Episode 9
Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on a homework assignment.
Sunday, December 14
What About Barb?
Season 2 • Episode 10
Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together.
Sunday, December 14
Crash
Season 2 • Episode 11
Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot.
Sunday, December 14
Ritchie Scores
Season 2 • Episode 12
Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer when he has trouble making friends.
Sunday, December 14
Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
Season 2 • Episode 13
Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend.
Sunday, December 14
Let Him Eat Cake
Season 2 • Episode 14
Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend.
Monday, December 15
Sleepless in Mar Vista
Season 2 • Episode 15
Christine makes several embarrassing phone calls after taking sleeping pills.
Monday, December 15
Undercover Brother
Season 2 • Episode 16
Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother.
Tuesday, December 16
Strange Bedfellows
Season 2 • Episode 17
Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance.
Tuesday, December 16
The Real Thing
Season 2 • Episode 18
Christine accidentally e-mails all of the parents at Ritchie's school.
Tuesday, December 16
Faith Off
Season 2 • Episode 19
Christine's controlling nature jeopardizes one of Richard's construction jobs.
Tuesday, December 16
My Big Fat Sober Wedding
Season 2 • Episode 20
Christine's effort to stay sober at a friend's wedding fails to keep her from spilling a secret.
Wednesday, December 17
Friends
Season 2 • Episode 21
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb follow Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
Wednesday, December 17
Frasier
Season 2 • Episode 22
A reckless evening may have ended her chances of dating Mr. Harris.
Wednesday, December 17
The Big Bang
Season 3 • Episode 1
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris.
Wednesday, December 17
Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
Season 3 • Episode 2
Christine considers plastic surgery after a pretty, young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris.
Thursday, December 18
Popular
Season 3 • Episode 3
A new father at Ritchie's school calls Christine a "meanie mom."
Thursday, December 18
Traffic
Season 3 • Episode 4
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him.
Thursday, December 18
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Season 3 • Episode 5
Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.
Friday, December 19
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Season 3 • Episode 6
Christine reluctantly agrees to let New Christine fix her up with a blind date.
Friday, December 19
House
Season 3 • Episode 7
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy Christine's dream home.
Friday, December 19
Burning Down the House
Season 3 • Episode 8
Christine considers a walk on the wild side, hoping Barb will think she is cool.
Saturday, December 20
The Happy Couple
Season 3 • Episode 9
Barb and Matthew pretend to be inseparable after Christine tries to keep them apart.
Saturday, December 20
One and a Half Men
Season 3 • Episode 10
Christine's gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.
Saturday, December 20
A Decent Proposal
Season 4 • Episode 1
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas.
Saturday, December 20
How I Hate Your Mother
Season 4 • Episode 2
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
Sunday, December 21
White Like Me
Season 4 • Episode 3
Business picks up at the gym after Barb is profiled in a business journal.
Sunday, December 21
Snakes on a Date
Season 4 • Episode 4
Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer.
Sunday, December 21
Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
Season 4 • Episode 5
Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her.
Sunday, December 21
Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
Season 4 • Episode 6
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store.






