The New Adventures of Old Christine
Cast & Crew
Upcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Friday, March 13
Burning Down the House
Season 3 • Episode 8
Christine considers a walk on the wild side, hoping Barb will think she is cool.
Friday, March 13
The Happy Couple
Season 3 • Episode 9
Barb and Matthew pretend to be inseparable after Christine tries to keep them apart.
Friday, March 13
One and a Half Men
Season 3 • Episode 10
Christine's gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.
Friday, March 13
A Decent Proposal
Season 4 • Episode 1
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas.
Saturday, March 14
How I Hate Your Mother
Season 4 • Episode 2
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
Saturday, March 14
White Like Me
Season 4 • Episode 3
Business picks up at the gym after Barb is profiled in a business journal.
Saturday, March 14
Snakes on a Date
Season 4 • Episode 4
Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer.
Saturday, March 14
Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
Season 4 • Episode 5
Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her.
Sunday, March 15
Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
Season 4 • Episode 6
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store.
Sunday, March 15
So You Think You Can Date
Season 4 • Episode 7
Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend (Tim DeKay) on a dinner date.
Sunday, March 15
Self-Esteem Tempura
Season 4 • Episode 8
A talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial.
Sunday, March 15
Rage Against the Christine
Season 4 • Episode 9
Christine's new boyfriend has an odd reaction to her competitiveness when she beats him at tennis.
Sunday, March 15
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
Season 4 • Episode 10
Christine dreads a visit with her critical mother until she learns a secret they have in common.
Sunday, March 15
Unidentified Funk
Season 4 • Episode 11
Christine and Barb's franchise informs them that they have broken the contract and may lose the gym.
Sunday, March 15
Happy Endings
Season 4 • Episode 12
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
Sunday, March 15
Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Season 4 • Episode 13
Christine recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
Sunday, March 15
What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
Season 4 • Episode 14
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a bachelorette party.
Sunday, March 15
Reckless Abandonment
Season 4 • Episode 15
Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out.
Sunday, March 15
Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Season 4 • Episode 16
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party.
Sunday, March 15
Too Close for Christine
Season 4 • Episode 17
Christine is initially flattered to be considered reliable but soon tires of the responsibility.
Sunday, March 15
A Change of Heart/Pants
Season 4 • Episode 18
Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, their shared memories rekindle feelings.
Monday, March 16
Hair
Season 4 • Episode 19
Christine decides to pull Ritchie out of private school and give public school a chance.
Monday, March 16
He Ain't Heavy
Season 4 • Episode 20
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed the pounds she has put on.
Friday, March 20
The Old Maid of Honor
Season 4 • Episode 21
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage.
Friday, March 20
Love: A Cautionary Tale
Season 4 • Episode 22
After rekindling their romance, Christine learns shocking news about New Christine's father.
Friday, March 20
Bahamian Rhapsody
Season 5 • Episode 1
Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help Barb get an illegal visa.
Friday, March 20
Burning Love
Season 5 • Episode 2
Richard and Christine are shocked when they realize how much their college buddies have aged.
Saturday, March 21
The Mole
Season 5 • Episode 3
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics; Richard moves back in with New Christine.
Saturday, March 21
For Love or Money
Season 5 • Episode 4
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
Saturday, March 21
Dr. Little Man
Season 5 • Episode 5
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor who shares Matthew's office space.
Saturday, March 21
The Curious Case of Britney B
Season 5 • Episode 6
Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
Sunday, March 22
Nuts
Season 5 • Episode 7
Teaching Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
Sunday, March 22
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Season 5 • Episode 8
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym.
Sunday, March 22
I Love Woo, I Hate You
Season 5 • Episode 9
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave.
Sunday, March 22
Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
Season 5 • Episode 10
Christine decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
Sunday, March 22
It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Season 5 • Episode 11
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
Sunday, March 22
A Whale of a Tale
Season 5 • Episode 12
Christine gets an unexpected reaction when she tells her therapist she is in love with him.
Sunday, March 22
Truth or Dare
Season 5 • Episode 13
Christine finds herself falling for Max until Mr. Harris comes back into her life.
Sunday, March 22
A Family Unfair
Season 5 • Episode 14
As Richard and New Christine plan for their new baby, Christine gets jealous.
Sunday, March 22
Sweet Charity
Season 5 • Episode 15
Christine must decide if she should spend some newfound money on herself or donate it to charity.
Sunday, March 22
Subway, Somehow
Season 5 • Episode 16
Christine's attempt at teaching Ritchie's class some street smarts backfires.
Sunday, March 22
Up in the Airport
Season 5 • Episode 17
Christine's plans to take Ritchie to Florida do not turn out as she intended.
Sunday, March 22
Revenge Makeover
Season 5 • Episode 18
Christine takes New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
Sunday, March 22
I Love What You Do for Me
Season 5 • Episode 19
Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years.
Monday, March 23
Scream
Season 5 • Episode 20
Christine mistakes a cop for a stripper; New Christine goes into labor.
Monday, March 23
Get Smarter
Season 5 • Episode 21
Christine persuades Matthew and Barb to throw her an engagement party so she can meet Max's friends.
Friday, March 27
Pilot
Season 1 • Episode 1
Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
Friday, March 27
Supertramp
Season 1 • Episode 2
Christine learns that her ex-husband is in a relationship, she resolves to find her own conquest.
Friday, March 27
Open Water
Season 1 • Episode 3
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date.
Friday, March 27
One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Season 1 • Episode 4
Matthew tells Richard that Christine is on her fifth date with a new beau.
Saturday, March 28
I'll Show You Mine
Season 1 • Episode 5
Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son.
Saturday, March 28
The Other F Word
Season 1 • Episode 6
Christine tries to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school.
Saturday, March 28
A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
Season 1 • Episode 7
Christine insists she is ready for some time alone after her breakup with Burton.
Saturday, March 28
Teach Your Children Well
Season 1 • Episode 8
Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday.
Sunday, March 29
Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Season 1 • Episode 9
Christine strives for maturity when her ex-husband introduces their son to his "new" Christine.
Sunday, March 29
No Fault Divorce
Season 1 • Episode 10
Christine has some awkward moments at the gym when her former marriage counselor appears.
Sunday, March 29
Exile on Lame Street
Season 1 • Episode 11
Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a rock concert.
Sunday, March 29
Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Season 1 • Episode 12
Christine's relief at meeting another working mother vanishes.
Sunday, March 29
A Fair to Remember
Season 1 • Episode 13
Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend after a chance meeting.
Sunday, March 29
The Passion of the Christine
Season 2 • Episode 1
Christine discovers that Richie thinks she and Richard have gotten back together.
Sunday, March 29
The Answer Is Maybe
Season 2 • Episode 2
Christine agrees to go on a date with a handsome stranger (Scott Bakula).
Sunday, March 29
Come to Papa Jeff
Season 2 • Episode 3
Christine learns that Jeff really is a grandfather, causing her to rethink their relationship.
Sunday, March 29
Oh God, Yes
Season 2 • Episode 4
Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion.
Sunday, March 29
Separation Anxiety
Season 2 • Episode 5
Barb moves in with Christine, as she and Pete plan on divorcing.
Sunday, March 29
The Champ
Season 2 • Episode 6
Christine admits she is attracted to Stan, with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.
Sunday, March 29
Playdate With Destiny
Season 2 • Episode 7
Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher thrills Christine.






