IFC TV Schedule

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2013

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

Season 11 • Episode 8

When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's help.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2013

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Season 11 • Episode 9

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising information.

Zombieland

Feature Film • 2009

Survivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg) of an apocalypse join forces against zombies.

Mechanic: Resurrection

Feature Film • 2016

A master assassin must kill three targets to save the woman he loves from an old enemy.

5:15 AM

2012

Feature Film • 2009

A man (John Cusack) tries to lead his family to safety, as the world collapses around them.

8:45 AM

Escape Plan: The Extractors

Feature Film • 2019

Ray Breslin and his team of security experts infiltrate a formidable prison called Devil's Station.

10:45 AM

Demolition Man

Feature Film • 1993

The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer to catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles.

S.W.A.T.

Feature Film • 2003

L.A. S.W.A.T. team must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.

White House Down

Feature Film • 2013

A police officer must save the president from a heavily armed paramilitary group.

Olympus Has Fallen

Feature Film • 2013

A disgraced agent must save the president after terrorists seize control of the White House.

9:45 PM

London Has Fallen

Feature Film • 2016

Secret Service agent Mike Banning must save captive U.S. President Benjamin Asher from terrorists.

Saturday, March 21

S.W.A.T.

Feature Film • 2003

L.A. S.W.A.T. team must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.

Escape Plan 2: Hades

Feature Film • 2018

Ray Breslin works to rescue a trusted operative who has disappeared inside an elaborate prison.

Escape Plan: The Extractors

Feature Film • 2019

Ray Breslin and his team of security experts infiltrate a formidable prison called Devil's Station.

Demolition Man

Feature Film • 1993

The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer to catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles.

9:15 AM

Escape Plan 2: Hades

Feature Film • 2018

Ray Breslin works to rescue a trusted operative who has disappeared inside an elaborate prison.

11:15 AM

White House Down

Feature Film • 2013

A police officer must save the president from a heavily armed paramilitary group.

2:15 PM

London Has Fallen

Feature Film • 2016

Secret Service agent Mike Banning must save captive U.S. President Benjamin Asher from terrorists.

Olympus Has Fallen

Feature Film • 2013

A disgraced agent must save the president after terrorists seize control of the White House.

7:15 PM

Beverly Hills Cop

Feature Film • 1984

A hip detective (Eddie Murphy) shows local police (Judge Reinhold, John Ashton) how it's done.

9:45 PM

Beverly Hills Cop II

Feature Film • 1987

The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to unravel the Alphabet Crimes.

Sunday, March 22

12:15 AM

Spaceballs

Feature Film • 1987

President Skroob pits heroes against an evil foe.

2:15 AM

Caddyshack

Feature Film • 1980

Country-club caddy deals with assorted oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray).

The Three Stooges

Series • 1934

Slapstick comedy from Larry, Moe, Curly and occasionally Shemp.

4:45 AM

Night Court

Series • 1991

Presumed Insolvent

Season 8 • Episode 14

A man who had his money in a failed bank makes a "withdrawal" from a bank officer's home.

5:15 AM

Night Court

Series • 1991

Mama Was a Rolling Stone

Season 8 • Episode 15

Harry and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother with a whale of a party.

5:45 AM

Night Court

Series • 1991

Attachments Included

Season 8 • Episode 16

Bull visits a matchmaker; Christine's nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers.

6:15 AM

Night Court

Series • 1991

Alone Again, Naturally

Season 8 • Episode 17

Harry decides to propose to Margaret at Christine's post-divorce party.

6:45 AM

Night Court

Series • 1991

Hey Harry, F'Crying Out Loud -- It's a Wonderful Life ... Sorta

Season 8 • Episode 18

An angel (Mel Torme) shows Harry a judicial system without him.

7:15 AM

Night Court

Series • 1991

To Sleep, No More

Season 8 • Episode 19

Dan suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull wins a cereal sweepstakes.

7:45 AM

Spaceballs

Feature Film • 1987

President Skroob pits heroes against an evil foe.

9:45 AM

Beverly Hills Cop II

Feature Film • 1987

The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to unravel the Alphabet Crimes.

12:15 PM

Beverly Hills Cop

Feature Film • 1984

A hip detective (Eddie Murphy) shows local police (Judge Reinhold, John Ashton) how it's done.

2:45 PM

Caddyshack

Feature Film • 1980

Country-club caddy deals with assorted oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray).

Spaceballs

Feature Film • 1987

President Skroob pits heroes against an evil foe.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

Confronting the Attacker

Season 4 • Episode 23

After losing his nerve on the job, Robert quits the force to begin a career in telemarketing.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

Robert's Divorce

Season 4 • Episode 24

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

Italy

Season 5 • Episode 1

Marie surprises the family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

Italy

Season 5 • Episode 2

Marie surprises the family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

Wallpaper

Season 5 • Episode 3

Debra tries to play peacemaker when Ray kicks his parents out of the house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

Meant to Be

Season 5 • Episode 4

Robert goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any like him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

Pet Cemetery

Season 5 • Episode 5

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

The Author

Season 5 • Episode 6

The competition for attention between Ray and Robert ends in a fistfight.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

The Walk to the Door

Season 5 • Episode 7

When Ray meets a girl from his past, he worries that he treated her disrespectfully.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

Young Girl

Season 5 • Episode 8

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Monday, March 23

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

Fighting In-Laws

Season 5 • Episode 9

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

The Sneeze

Season 5 • Episode 10

When someone sneezes on Ray, he fears he is going to come down with something dreadful.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2000

Christmas Present

Season 5 • Episode 11

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so happy that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

What Good Are You?

Season 5 • Episode 12

Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Super Bowl

Season 5 • Episode 13

Ray is sent to cover the Super Bowl for the newspaper and must choose who to take with him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Ray's Journal

Season 5 • Episode 14

Ray learns that his mother read his private journal when he was younger.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Silent Partners

Season 5 • Episode 15

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Fairies

Season 5 • Episode 16

Ray is upset when he realizes that the twins are playing fairies in the school play.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Stefania Arrives

Season 5 • Episode 17

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with in Italy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Humm Vac

Season 5 • Episode 18

Ray buys a new vacuum cleaner which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Coach

Series • 1990

Coaches Conference

Season 2 • Episode 12

Hayden meets his idols (George Allen, Hank Stram, Barry Switzer) at a coaches conference.

Coach

Series • 1990

Carnival Knowledge

Season 2 • Episode 13

Coach Judy Watkins (Pam Stone) gets revenge on Hayden when he mans a booth at the college carnival.

Coach

Series • 1990

Haven't I Slept With You Somewhere Before?

Season 2 • Episode 14

Hayden thinks the new university president is a former lover.

Coach

Series • 1990

Homewreckers

Season 2 • Episode 15

A bored Hayden seeks Luther's companionship while Christine works on the weekend.

Coach

Series • 1990

Professor Dolittle

Season 2 • Episode 16

Hayden enrolls his team in the academic class he has been required to teach.

Coach

Series • 1990

Sunshine on My Shoulder Makes Me Happy: A Show About Bird Ransom

Season 2 • Episode 17

Hayden loses Luther's prized bird while the assistant coach vacations.

8:00 AM

Coach

Series • 1990

Kelly Girl

Season 2 • Episode 18

Hayden is pleased when Kelly volunteers to fill in for his vacationing secretary.

8:30 AM

Coach

Series • 1990

A Jerk at the Opera

Season 2 • Episode 19

Hayden follows Christine and her ex-boyfriend (Mike Farrell) to the opera.

9:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma

Season 3 • Episode 24

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

The Surprise Party

Season 4 • Episode 1

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

10:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Season 4 • Episode 2

Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

10:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Ol' Brown Eyes

Season 4 • Episode 3

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

11:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Grady and His Lady

Season 4 • Episode 4

Grady's fiancee declares the Sanfords off-limits after the wedding.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

There'll Be Some Changes Made

Season 4 • Episode 5

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Going Out of Business

Season 4 • Episode 6

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a clothing store.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Home Sweet Home

Season 4 • Episode 7

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

1:00 PM

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Jack's 10

Season 6 • Episode 19

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Doctor in the House

Season 6 • Episode 20

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Paradise Lost

Season 6 • Episode 22

Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Up in the Air

Season 6 • Episode 25

Jack escorts Janet to a stuffy, formal party.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

And Now, Here's Jack

Season 6 • Episode 23

Jack botches a cooking demonstration on a local TV talk show.

3:30 PM

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Mate for Each Other

Season 6 • Episode 26

Jack signs up for a computer dating service.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

The Best of Three's Company - Part One

Season 6 • Episode 27

The Best of "Three's Company." Host: Lucille Ball.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

The Best of Three's Company - Part 2

Season 6 • Episode 28

The Best of "Three's Company." Host: Lucille Ball.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

The Canister

Season 5 • Episode 19

Marie accuses Debra of not returning a canister of sentimental value.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Net Worth

Season 5 • Episode 20

Debra is angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' kart business without consulting her.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Let's Fix Robert

Season 5 • Episode 21

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Say Uncle

Season 5 • Episode 22

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Separation

Season 5 • Episode 23

Debra is in a state of shock when her parents announce they have separated.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Frank Paints the House

Season 5 • Episode 24

Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Ally's Birth

Season 5 • Episode 25

While escorting Ally to a father-daughter dance, Ray reminisces about the day she was born.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

The Angry Family

Season 6 • Episode 1

Michael reads aloud his story about family members who yell at one another.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

No Roll

Season 6 • Episode 2

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Odd Man Out

Season 6 • Episode 3

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Ray's Ring

Season 6 • Episode 4

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Marie's Sculpture

Season 6 • Episode 5

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Frank Goes Downstairs

Season 6 • Episode 6

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Jealous Robert

Season 6 • Episode 7

Debra and Marie set up Robert's ex-girlfriend, hoping to stoke jealousy.

Tuesday, March 24

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

It's Supposed to Be Fun

Season 6 • Episode 8

Ray has trouble accepting that his son is a terrible athlete.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Older Women

Season 6 • Episode 9

Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings a female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

My Kingdom for a Horse

Season 4 • Episode 8

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Sanford and Niece

Season 4 • Episode 9

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Julio and Sister and Nephew

Season 4 • Episode 10

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Fred's Treasure Garden

Season 4 • Episode 11

Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Tower Power

Season 4 • Episode 12

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

A Little Extra Security

Season 4 • Episode 13

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

The Merger

Season 4 • Episode 14

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1974

Once a Thief

Season 4 • Episode 15

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

The Stand-In

Season 4 • Episode 16

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

Strange Bedfellows

Season 4 • Episode 17

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

The Masquerade Party

Season 4 • Episode 18

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

Golden Boy

Season 4 • Episode 19

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

My Brother-in-Law's Keeper

Season 4 • Episode 20

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

The Headache

Season 4 • Episode 21

Lamont consults a psychiatrist to see what is causing his headaches.

8:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

The Stung

Season 4 • Episode 22

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

8:30 AM

Hook

Feature Film • 1991

A lawyer unexpectedly turns into Peter Pan and must journey to Neverland.

Jumanji

Feature Film • 1995

Siblings Peter and Judy find a magical, jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic.

To Be Announced

TBA • 2014

Programming to be announced.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Raybert

Season 6 • Episode 10

Robert discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

The Kicker

Season 6 • Episode 11

Frank catches a record-setting football at a college game and refuses to return it to the kicker.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2001

Season's Greetings

Season 6 • Episode 12

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Tissues

Season 6 • Episode 13

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the decisions.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Aye, Aye, Captain

Season 7 • Episode 15

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Tinkle Like a Princess

Season 7 • Episode 16

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

I Found Your Mustache

Season 7 • Episode 17

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7 • Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Season 7 • Episode 19

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

I Called Him Magoo

Season 7 • Episode 20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7 • Episode 21

Alan and Jake go on a road trip; Charlie finds himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 7 • Episode 22

Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Season 8 • Episode 1

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Season 8 • Episode 2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Wednesday, March 25

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2013

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Season 11 • Episode 10

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Season 11 • Episode 11

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice.

To Be Announced

TBA • 2014

Programming to be announced.

Hook

Feature Film • 1991

A lawyer unexpectedly turns into Peter Pan and must journey to Neverland.

Jumanji

Feature Film • 1995

Siblings Peter and Judy find a magical, jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Jack Goes to the Dentist

Season 7 • Episode 2

Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.

10:00 AM

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Diamond Jack

Season 7 • Episode 3

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

10:30 AM

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Jack Gets His

Season 7 • Episode 5

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

11:00 AM

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Extra, Extra

Season 7 • Episode 4

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

A Night Not to Remember

Season 7 • Episode 1

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Opening Night

Season 7 • Episode 6

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

Cousin, Cuisine

Season 7 • Episode 7

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

1:00 PM

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

The Brunch

Season 7 • Episode 9

Jack is host for a Sunday brunch at The Bistro.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

An Affair to Forget

Season 7 • Episode 8

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

Three’s Company

Series • 1982

The Impossible Dream

Season 7 • Episode 10

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 7 • Episode 11

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Going to Pot

Season 7 • Episode 14

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

3:30 PM

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Bob and Carol and Larry and Terri

Season 7 • Episode 13

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Larry's Sister

Season 7 • Episode 12

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Jack's Double Date

Season 7 • Episode 17

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Snow Day

Season 6 • Episode 14

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Cookies

Season 6 • Episode 15

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Lucky Suit

Season 6 • Episode 16

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

The Skit

Season 6 • Episode 17

Ray and Debra perform a party skit parodying Marie and Frank's relationship.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Season 8 • Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Season 8 • Episode 4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Season 8 • Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Season 8 • Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Season 8 • Episode 7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Springtime on a Stick

Season 8 • Episode 8

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

A Good Time in Central Africa

Season 8 • Episode 9

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Season 8 • Episode 10

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Dead From the Waist Down

Season 8 • Episode 11

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2010

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Season 8 • Episode 12

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.

Thursday, March 26

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Season 11 • Episode 12

Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Season 11 • Episode 13

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Star Struck

Season 7 • Episode 15

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Jack Goes the Distance

Season 7 • Episode 16

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

The Apartment

Season 7 • Episode 19

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Janet's Little Helper

Season 7 • Episode 18

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Season 7 • Episode 20

Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Navy Blues

Season 7 • Episode 21

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Borrowing Trouble

Season 7 • Episode 22

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Out on a Limb

Season 8 • Episode 4

Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Alias Jack Tripper

Season 8 • Episode 5

Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Jack Be Quick

Season 8 • Episode 1

Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

The Money Machine

Season 8 • Episode 3

Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Jack Be Quick

Season 8 • Episode 1

Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.

Hancock

Feature Film • 2008

With every feat, a scruffy superhero (Will Smith) inflicts collateral damage upon Los Angeles.

White House Down

Feature Film • 2013

A police officer must save the president from a heavily armed paramilitary group.

Constantine

Feature Film • 2005

A man (Keanu Reeves) who sees demons helps a policewoman probe her sister's death.

Hancock

Feature Film • 2008

With every feat, a scruffy superhero (Will Smith) inflicts collateral damage upon Los Angeles.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

The Breakup Tape

Season 6 • Episode 18

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Talk to Your Daughter

Season 6 • Episode 19

To prove to Debra he is a responsible parent, Ray decides to talk with Ally about sex.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

The First Six Years

Season 6 • Episode 21

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart discuss the series.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

The First Six Years

Season 6 • Episode 22

Celebrity fans including Mary Tyler Moore, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2011

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Season 8 • Episode 13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2011

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Season 8 • Episode 14

Charlie stalks Rose; Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2011

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Season 8 • Episode 15

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2011

That Darn Priest

Season 8 • Episode 16

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2003

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2003

Big Flappy Bastards

Season 1 • Episode 2

Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2003

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Season 1 • Episode 3

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2003

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Season 1 • Episode 4

Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2003

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Season 1 • Episode 5

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2003

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Season 1 • Episode 6

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.

Friday, March 27

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

Season 11 • Episode 14

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Season 11 • Episode 15

Alan asks Lyndsey to make a choice; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

The Fifth Element

Feature Film • 1997

A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 Earth from impact with an onrushing anti-life force.

Constantine

Feature Film • 2005

A man (Keanu Reeves) who sees demons helps a policewoman probe her sister's death.

6:45 AM

White House Down

Feature Film • 2013

A police officer must save the president from a heavily armed paramilitary group.

9:45 AM

2012

Feature Film • 2009

A man (John Cusack) tries to lead his family to safety, as the world collapses around them.

1:15 PM

Walking Tall

Feature Film • 2004

When Chris Vaughn returns to his hometown, he finds that the town's big business is now a casino.

The Fifth Element

Feature Film • 1997

A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 Earth from impact with an onrushing anti-life force.

Zombieland

Feature Film • 2009

Survivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg) of an apocalypse join forces against zombies.

The Mummy

Feature Film • 1999

A man opens a tomb unleashing a mummy seeking revenge for a curse laid upon him 3,000 years earlier.

The Mummy Returns

Feature Film • 2001

Two evil forces pursue the son of adventurer Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser).

Saturday, March 28

Zombieland

Feature Film • 2009

Survivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg) of an apocalypse join forces against zombies.

Tremors

Feature Film • 1990

People (Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter) flee four big worms with multiple tongues.

Walking Tall

Feature Film • 2004

When Chris Vaughn returns to his hometown, he finds that the town's big business is now a casino.

7:45 AM

Zombieland

Feature Film • 2009

Survivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg) of an apocalypse join forces against zombies.

9:45 AM

The Mummy Returns

Feature Film • 2001

Two evil forces pursue the son of adventurer Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser).

12:45 PM

The Mummy

Feature Film • 1999

A man opens a tomb unleashing a mummy seeking revenge for a curse laid upon him 3,000 years earlier.

3:45 PM

Tremors

Feature Film • 1990

People (Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter) flee four big worms with multiple tongues.

5:45 PM

Back to School

Feature Film • 1986

Earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) joins son (Keith Gordon) at college.

7:45 PM

Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead

Feature Film • 1991

Now-in-charge L.A. teen (Christina Applegate) lands job to feed her siblings.

10:15 PM

Doc Hollywood

Feature Film • 1991

An upstart plastic surgeon gets stuck in a one-doctor Southern town and falls in love with a local.

Sunday, March 29

12:45 AM

Weird Science

Feature Film • 1985

Two high-school nerds computer-generate a magic beauty who shows them how to meet girls.

2:45 AM

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Feature Film • 1986

A teen (Matthew Broderick) plays hooky in Chicago with friends (Alan Ruck, Mia Sara).

5:15 AM

The Three Stooges

Series • 1934

Slapstick comedy from Larry, Moe, Curly and occasionally Shemp.

Back to School

Feature Film • 1986

Earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) joins son (Keith Gordon) at college.

Weird Science

Feature Film • 1985

Two high-school nerds computer-generate a magic beauty who shows them how to meet girls.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Feature Film • 1986

A teen (Matthew Broderick) plays hooky in Chicago with friends (Alan Ruck, Mia Sara).

Back to School

Feature Film • 1986

Earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) joins son (Keith Gordon) at college.

Doc Hollywood

Feature Film • 1991

An upstart plastic surgeon gets stuck in a one-doctor Southern town and falls in love with a local.

Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead

Feature Film • 1991

Now-in-charge L.A. teen (Christina Applegate) lands job to feed her siblings.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Call Me Mom

Season 6 • Episode 23

Ray and Debra agree to call their respective mothers-in-law "mom."

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Mother's Day

Season 6 • Episode 24

A Mother's Day feud between Debra and Marie has the women refusing to speak to each other.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

The Bigger Person

Season 6 • Episode 25

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

The First Time

Season 6 • Episode 26

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

The Cult

Season 7 • Episode 1

Depressed Robert joins a support group that the family fears is a cult.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Counseling

Season 7 • Episode 2

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Homework

Season 7 • Episode 3

When Ray complains Ally is getting too much homework, Debra advises him to talk to her teacher.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Pet the Bunny

Season 7 • Episode 4

Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Who Am I?

Season 7 • Episode 5

Ray thinks he's having an identity crisis when he stops enjoying juvenile pursuits with his friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Robert Needs Money

Season 7 • Episode 6

Ray and Debra loan $1,000 to pressed Robert, then are surprised when he uses it to go to Las Vegas.

Monday, March 30

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

The Sigh

Season 7 • Episode 7

Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

The Annoying Kid

Season 7 • Episode 8

Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

She's the One

Season 7 • Episode 9

Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with "the perfect woman."

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

Marie's Vision

Season 7 • Episode 10

The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2002

The Thought That Counts

Season 7 • Episode 11

Debra feels slighted after Raymond buys his mom a very thoughtful gift.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Grandpa Steals

Season 7 • Episode 12

Frank must make amends with his granddaughter when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Somebody Hates Raymond

Season 7 • Episode 13

Raymond discovers that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Just a Formality

Season 7 • Episode 14

Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

The Disciplinarian

Season 7 • Episode 15

Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Sweet Charity

Season 7 • Episode 16

Ray relishes his volunteer work at the hospital because patients treat him like a celebrity.

Coach

Series • 1990

Poodle Springs

Season 2 • Episode 20

Hayden impresses Judy's parents when he saves their pet poodle.

Coach

Series • 1990

That Shouldn't Happen

Season 3 • Episode 1

Hayden is shattered when his star player is hurt and put on the injured list.

Coach

Series • 1990

Magnificent Abscession

Season 3 • Episode 2

When Hayden is sidelined by an abscessed tooth, Luther must coach the team.

Coach

Series • 1990

The Day That Moses Came to Town

Season 3 • Episode 3

Hayden is jealous of the basketball coach the university is wooing.

Coach

Series • 1990

Is This Your First Time on the Riverboat, Miss Watkins?

Season 3 • Episode 4

Hayden regrets allowing Coach Watkins (Pam Stone) to join his poker game.

Coach

Series • 1990

Hayden's in the Kitchen With Dinah

Season 3 • Episode 5

Hayden passes up a victory celebration to care for Christine when she is bedridden with the flu.

8:00 AM

Coach

Series • 1990

Hayden and Luther's Excellent Adventure

Season 3 • Episode 6

Hayden leaves town to recruit on the eve of Christine's awards banquet.

8:30 AM

Coach

Series • 1990

The Break-Up

Season 3 • Episode 7

Hayden forsakes football with the guys to meet Christine's antique-dealer friend.

9:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

The Older Woman

Season 4 • Episode 23

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

The Over-the-Hill Gag

Season 4 • Episode 24

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live.

10:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

The Family Man

Season 4 • Episode 25

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

10:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

Earthquake II

Season 5 • Episode 1

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears that an earthquake will hit.

11:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

Divorce, Sanford Style

Season 5 • Episode 2

Fred turns Cupid when Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

Bank on This

Season 5 • Episode 3

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

The Sanford Arms

Season 5 • Episode 4

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1975

Steinberg and Son

Season 5 • Episode 5

The Sanfords sue a television network for doing a series about them.

1:00 PM

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Hearing Is Believing

Season 8 • Episode 6

Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Now You See It, Now You Don't

Season 8 • Episode 10

Jack pretends he is well-to-do when he dates a wealthy socialite.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

The Charming Stranger

Season 8 • Episode 11

Jack is convinced that his new neighbor is one of London's most-wanted criminals.

Three’s Company

Series • 1984

Janet Shapes Up

Season 8 • Episode 12

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Grandma Jack

Season 8 • Episode 7

Jack disguises himself as a woman to compete in a baking contest.

3:30 PM

Three’s Company

Series • 1984

Look What I Found

Season 8 • Episode 15

The roommates try to get Furley to take a kitten.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

Like Father, Like Son

Season 8 • Episode 8

Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly.

Three’s Company

Series • 1983

The Odd Couples

Season 8 • Episode 9

Terri pretends she is married to ward off Dr. Kenderson's advances.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Meeting the Parents

Season 7 • Episode 17

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

The Plan

Season 7 • Episode 18

Ray convinces Robert to botch the wedding invitations to get out of helping with the wedding plans.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Sleepover at Peggy's

Season 7 • Episode 19

When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he fears that his cookie-drive rival is flirting with him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Who's Next

Season 7 • Episode 20

Ray seems pleased that Debra has chosen Linda to replace her if she dies.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

The Shower

Season 7 • Episode 21

Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Baggage

Season 7 • Episode 22

Ray and Debra engage in a battle of wills over who is responsible for putting a suitcase away.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

The Bachelor Party

Season 7 • Episode 23

Debra berates Ray for his poor bachelor party for Robert and exhorts him to do it again properly.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Robert's Wedding

Season 7 • Episode 24

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Robert's Wedding

Season 7 • Episode 25

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Fun with Debra

Season 8 • Episode 1

Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2003

Thank You Notes

Season 8 • Episode 2

Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out "thank you" notes.

Tuesday, March 31

Donnie Brasco

Feature Film • 1997

Unwittingly, a mobster (Al Pacino) helps an undercover FBI agent (Johnny Depp).

Colombiana

Feature Film • 2011

Cataleya, named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.

The Taking of Pelham 123

Feature Film • 2009

A dispatcher tries to outwit criminals hijacking a New York subway train.

S.W.A.T.

Feature Film • 2003

L.A. S.W.A.T. team must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.