IFC TV Schedule
A complete schedule of absolutely everything airing on IFC over the next two weeks. Click a program to see all upcoming airings and streaming options.
Sunday, August 31
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
No Roll
Season 6 • Episode 2
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
Odd Man Out
Season 6 • Episode 3
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
Ray's Ring
Season 6 • Episode 4
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray is propositioned by an attractive woman.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
Marie's Sculpture
Season 6 • Episode 5
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
Frank Goes Downstairs
Season 6 • Episode 6
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
Jealous Robert
Season 6 • Episode 7
Debra and Marie set up Robert's ex-girlfriend, hoping to stoke jealousy.
Monday, September 1
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
It's Supposed to Be Fun
Season 6 • Episode 8
Ray has trouble accepting that his son is a terrible athlete.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
Older Women
Season 6 • Episode 9
Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings a female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
Raybert
Season 6 • Episode 10
Robert discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
The Kicker
Season 6 • Episode 11
Frank catches a record-setting football at a college game and refuses to return it to the kicker.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2001
Season's Greetings
Season 6 • Episode 12
A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Tissues
Season 6 • Episode 13
Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the decisions.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Snow Day
Season 6 • Episode 14
Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Cookies
Season 6 • Episode 15
Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Lucky Suit
Season 6 • Episode 16
Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The Skit
Season 6 • Episode 17
Ray and Debra perform a party skit parodying Marie and Frank's relationship.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1988
Nineteen Again
Season 5 • Episode 3
Angela lets her hair down when she attends a college fraternity party with Tony.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1988
A Jack Story
Season 5 • Episode 5
Jealous Tony suspects Angela is smitten with a new co-worker.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1988
Double Dump
Season 5 • Episode 6
Samantha and Mona spend a night on the town after being dumped by their boyfriends.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1988
Life With Father
Season 5 • Episode 7
Samantha triggers memories when she goes to Vermont against Tony's wishes.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1988
A Spirited Christmas
Season 5 • Episode 8
Tony attempts to reunite Mona and her brother.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Teacher's Pet
Season 5 • Episode 9
Tony is accused of being a teacher's pet; with Judith Light and Katherine Helmond.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Mrs. Rossini's Uncle
Season 5 • Episode 10
Tony decides to help a tough teenager from his old neighborhood.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The Breakup Tape
Season 6 • Episode 18
Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Talk to Your Daughter
Season 6 • Episode 19
To prove to Debra he is a responsible parent, Ray decides to talk with Ally about sex.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
A Vote for Debra
Season 6 • Episode 20
Debra decides to run for president of the school governing board.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The First Six Years
Season 6 • Episode 21
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart discuss the series.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The First Six Years
Season 6 • Episode 21
Celebrity fans including Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, and Billy Bob Thornton discuss the series.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Call Me Mom
Season 6 • Episode 23
Ray and Debra agree to call their respective mothers-in-law "mom."
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Mother's Day
Season 6 • Episode 24
A Mother's Day feud between Debra and Marie has the women refusing to speak to each other.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The Bigger Person
Season 6 • Episode 25
Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The First Time
Season 6 • Episode 26
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The Cult
Season 7 • Episode 1
Depressed Robert joins a support group that the family fears is a cult.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Counseling
Season 7 • Episode 2
An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Homework
Season 7 • Episode 3
When Ray complains Ally is getting too much homework, Debra advises him to talk to her teacher.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Pet the Bunny
Season 7 • Episode 4
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Who Am I?
Season 7 • Episode 5
Ray thinks he's having an identity crisis when he stops enjoying juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Robert Needs Money
Season 7 • Episode 6
Ray and Debra loan $1,000 to pressed Robert, then are surprised when he uses it to go to Las Vegas.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The Sigh
Season 7 • Episode 7
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The Annoying Kid
Season 7 • Episode 8
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
She's the One
Season 7 • Episode 9
Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with "the perfect woman."
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Marie's Vision
Season 7 • Episode 10
The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The Thought That Counts
Season 7 • Episode 11
Debra feels slighted after Raymond buys his mom a very thoughtful gift.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Grandpa Steals
Season 7 • Episode 12
Frank must make amends with his granddaughter when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Somebody Hates Raymond
Season 7 • Episode 13
Raymond discovers that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Just a Formality
Season 7 • Episode 14
Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Disciplinarian
Season 7 • Episode 15
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Sweet Charity
Season 7 • Episode 16
Ray relishes his volunteer work at the hospital because patients treat him like a celebrity.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Meeting the Parents
Season 7 • Episode 17
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Plan
Season 7 • Episode 18
Ray convinces Robert to botch the wedding invitations to get out of helping with the wedding plans.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Sleepover at Peggy's
Season 7 • Episode 19
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he fears that his cookie-drive rival is flirting with him.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Who's Next
Season 7 • Episode 20
Ray seems pleased that Debra has chosen Linda to replace her if she dies.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Shower
Season 7 • Episode 21
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy.
Tuesday, September 2
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Baggage
Season 7 • Episode 22
Ray and Debra engage in a battle of wills over who is responsible for putting a suitcase away.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Bachelor Party
Season 7 • Episode 23
Debra berates Ray for his poor bachelor party for Robert and exhorts him to do it again properly.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
We Were Robbed
Season 1 • Episode 6
Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
A Pad for Lamont
Season 1 • Episode 7
Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Great Sanford Siege
Season 1 • Episode 8
Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Coffins for Sale
Season 1 • Episode 9
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Barracuda
Season 1 • Episode 10
Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
TV or Not TV
Season 1 • Episode 11
Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Suitcase Case
Season 1 • Episode 12
When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Return of the Barracuda
Season 1 • Episode 13
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Piano Movers
Season 1 • Episode 14
Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
By the Numbers
Season 2 • Episode 1
Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet; Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Whiplash
Season 2 • Episode 2
Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Dowry
Season 2 • Episode 3
Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Jealousy
Season 2 • Episode 4
Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Tooth or Consequences
Season 2 • Episode 5
When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Card Sharps
Season 2 • Episode 6
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Have Gun, Will Sell
Season 2 • Episode 7
A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.
Back to School
Feature Film • 1986
Earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) joins son (Keith Gordon) at college.
Airplane!
Feature Film • 1980
Flight-shy pilot (Robert Hays) follows ex (Julie Hagerty) into midair crisis.
Airplane II: The Sequel
Feature Film • 1982
A loony couple (Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty) head for the moon.
Back to School
Feature Film • 1986
Earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) joins son (Keith Gordon) at college.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Robert's Wedding
Season 7 • Episode 24
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Robert's Wedding
Season 7 • Episode 25
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Fun with Debra
Season 8 • Episode 1
Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Thank You Notes
Season 8 • Episode 2
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out "thank you" notes.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Season 4 • Episode 16
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Season 4 • Episode 17
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Season 4 • Episode 18
Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Season 4 • Episode 19
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Season 4 • Episode 20
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Season 4 • Episode 21
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Season 4 • Episode 22
Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Season 4 • Episode 23
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Prostitutes and Gelato
Season 4 • Episode 24
Evelyn's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Season 5 • Episode 1
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
Wednesday, September 3
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Season 11 • Episode 14
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Season 11 • Episode 15
Alan asks Lyndsey to make a choice; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Back to School
Feature Film • 1986
Earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) joins son (Keith Gordon) at college.
Airplane!
Feature Film • 1980
Flight-shy pilot (Robert Hays) follows ex (Julie Hagerty) into midair crisis.
Airplane II: The Sequel
Feature Film • 1982
A loony couple (Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty) head for the moon.
Night Court
Series • 1992
Shave and a Haircut
Season 9 • Episode 12
Harry looks forward to presenting Mel Torme an award.
Night Court
Series • 1992
A New York Story
Season 9 • Episode 13
Evidence supports a man's claim that he bought the Brooklyn Bridge.
Night Court
Series • 1992
Undressed for Success
Season 9 • Episode 14
Mac agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan gets caught red-handed.
Night Court
Series • 1992
Poker? I Hardly Know Her
Season 9 • Episode 15
Roz ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry redecorates his chambers.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Cyrano de Tripper
Season 2 • Episode 8
Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Stanley Casanova
Season 2 • Episode 10
Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Jack's Uncle
Season 2 • Episode 12
Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Janet's High School Sweetheart
Season 2 • Episode 11
Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Three's Christmas
Season 2 • Episode 14
The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Gift
Season 2 • Episode 15
Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Baby Sitters
Season 2 • Episode 17
Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Rivals
Season 2 • Episode 16
Janet gets jealous of Chrissy when a handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Home Movies
Season 2 • Episode 18
Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Jack in the Flower Shop
Season 2 • Episode 19
Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Jack's Navy Pal
Season 2 • Episode 20
The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening gets ruined.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Will the Real Jack Tripper ...
Season 2 • Episode 21
A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Days of Beer and Weeds
Season 2 • Episode 22
Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Chrissy Come Home
Season 2 • Episode 23
Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Bird Song
Season 2 • Episode 24
The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Coffee, Tea or Jack?
Season 2 • Episode 25
An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Home From School
Season 8 • Episode 3
Michael refuses to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Misery Loves Company
Season 8 • Episode 4
Robert and Amy offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Contractor
Season 8 • Episode 5
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Peter on the Couch
Season 8 • Episode 6
Amy invites her brother to dinner, but he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Season 5 • Episode 2
Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Season 5 • Episode 3
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
City of Great Racks
Season 5 • Episode 4
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Season 5 • Episode 5
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Season 5 • Episode 6
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Season 5 • Episode 7
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Season 5 • Episode 8
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Tight's Good
Season 5 • Episode 9
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Season 5 • Episode 10
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Meander to Your Dander
Season 5 • Episode 11
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
Thursday, September 4
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Season 11 • Episode 16
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Welcome Home, Jake
Season 11 • Episode 17
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden wants Barry to find his own place.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Good Old Reliable Janet
Season 3 • Episode 2
Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Double Date
Season 3 • Episode 1
Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Chrissy and the Guru
Season 3 • Episode 7
A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Love Diary
Season 3 • Episode 3
Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Fast
Season 3 • Episode 4
Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Helen's Rendezvous
Season 3 • Episode 5
Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
My Sister's Keeper
Season 3 • Episode 6
Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Chrissy's New Boss
Season 3 • Episode 9
Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Larry's Bride
Season 3 • Episode 8
The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Party's Over
Season 3 • Episode 12
Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Crush
Season 3 • Episode 10
The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Kleptomaniac
Season 3 • Episode 11
Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Eleanor's Return
Season 3 • Episode 13
Jack fears another roommate will replace him.
The Karate Kid Part II
Feature Film • 1986
Mr. Miyagi (Noriyuki "Pat" Morita) returns to Okinawa with karate protege (Ralph Macchio).
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
Feature Film • 1993
Deloris returns as Sister Mary Clarence to teach music at a run-down school, slated for closure.
Sister Act
Feature Film • 1992
Singer (Whoopi Goldberg) on the run plays nun, shows chorus how to rock.
The Whole Nine Yards
Feature Film • 2000
A hit man and his next-door neighbor team up to find out who is trying to kill them.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Liars
Season 8 • Episode 7
Ray's little white lie to his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Surprise Party
Season 8 • Episode 8
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Bird
Season 8 • Episode 9
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Jazz Records
Season 8 • Episode 10
Frank recalls how Ray ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Season 5 • Episode 12
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
The Soil Is Moist
Season 5 • Episode 13
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Winky-Dink Time
Season 5 • Episode 14
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Season 5 • Episode 15
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 • Episode 16
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 • Episode 17
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5 • Episode 18
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5 • Episode 19
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Season 6 • Episode 1
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Pie Hole, Herb
Season 6 • Episode 2
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Friday, September 5
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
West Side Story
Season 11 • Episode 18
Walden's ex invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Season 11 • Episode 19
Walden reconnects with Kate and becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets Vivian.
Sister Act
Feature Film • 1992
Singer (Whoopi Goldberg) on the run plays nun, shows chorus how to rock.
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
Feature Film • 1993
Deloris returns as Sister Mary Clarence to teach music at a run-down school, slated for closure.
The Three Stooges
Series • 1941
I'll Never Heil Again
Episode 4
The boys battle fascists.
Night Court
Series • 1992
Party Girl
Season 9 • Episode 16
A congressional opponent (Nancy Marchand) intimidates Christine.
Night Court
Series • 1992
Party Girl
Season 9 • Episode 17
Christine's opponent (Nancy Marchand) withdraws unexpectedly.
The Whole Nine Yards
Feature Film • 2000
A hit man and his next-door neighbor team up to find out who is trying to kill them.
Moneyball
Feature Film • 2011
A baseball manager (Brad Pitt) on a tight budget takes a new approach to assembling his team.
I Love You, Man
Feature Film • 2009
A bridegroom's (Paul Rudd) growing relationship with his new best friend threatens his fiancee.
American Pie
Feature Film • 1999
Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
American Pie 2
Feature Film • 2001
Jim and his friends are now in college, and they decide to meet up at the beach house for some fun.
Old School
Feature Film • 2003
Three friends try to recapture the fun of their college years.
Blades of Glory
Feature Film • 2007
Banned from singles competition, rival male skaters find a way to compete as a pair.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Feature Film • 2004
A 1970s San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of an ambitious woman.
Saturday, September 6
American Pie
Feature Film • 1999
Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
American Pie 2
Feature Film • 2001
Jim and his friends are now in college, and they decide to meet up at the beach house for some fun.
Moneyball
Feature Film • 2011
A baseball manager (Brad Pitt) on a tight budget takes a new approach to assembling his team.
I Love You, Man
Feature Film • 2009
A bridegroom's (Paul Rudd) growing relationship with his new best friend threatens his fiancee.
Old School
Feature Film • 2003
Three friends try to recapture the fun of their college years.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Feature Film • 2004
A 1970s San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of an ambitious woman.
Blades of Glory
Feature Film • 2007
Banned from singles competition, rival male skaters find a way to compete as a pair.
Napoleon Dynamite
Feature Film • 2004
A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president.
The Dukes of Hazzard
Feature Film • 2005
The Duke cousins (Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott) try to foil a scheme by Boss Hogg.
Super Troopers
Feature Film • 2001
Five state troopers (Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme) try to stop drug dealers.
Sunday, September 7
Inglourious Basterds
Feature Film • 2009
Jewish soldiers go on the hunt for Nazi scalps in German-occupied France.
Anaconda
Feature Film • 1997
Snake hunter (Jon Voight) and film crew (Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube) battle monster boa.
The Whole Nine Yards
Feature Film • 2000
A hit man and his next-door neighbor team up to find out who is trying to kill them.
Napoleon Dynamite
Feature Film • 2004
A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president.
The Dukes of Hazzard
Feature Film • 2005
The Duke cousins (Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott) try to foil a scheme by Boss Hogg.
Super Troopers
Feature Film • 2001
Five state troopers (Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme) try to stop drug dealers.
Inglourious Basterds
Feature Film • 2009
Jewish soldiers go on the hunt for Nazi scalps in German-occupied France.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Debra at the Lodge
Season 8 • Episode 11
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Slave
Season 8 • Episode 12
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Whose Side Are You On?
Season 8 • Episode 13
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Lateness
Season 8 • Episode 14
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Party Dress
Season 8 • Episode 15
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Security
Season 8 • Episode 16
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
The Ingrate
Season 8 • Episode 17
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Crazy Chin
Season 8 • Episode 18
Robert is defensive when Amy's parents point out his strange habit.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
The Nice Talk
Season 8 • Episode 19
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle, Ray and Pat trade stories about their families.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Blabbermouths
Season 8 • Episode 20
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
Monday, September 8
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
The Model
Season 8 • Episode 21
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots to start his modeling career.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
The Mentor
Season 8 • Episode 22
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Golf for It
Season 8 • Episode 23
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
The Home
Season 9 • Episode 1
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Not So Fast
Season 9 • Episode 2
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Angry Sex
Season 9 • Episode 3
Ray worries that Debra's fight with Marie could put a stop to his plans.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
P.T. & A
Season 9 • Episode 4
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Ally's F
Season 9 • Episode 5
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Boys' Therapy
Season 9 • Episode 6
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Debra's Parents
Season 9 • Episode 7
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Your Grandmother's a Bimbo
Season 5 • Episode 11
Mona's appearance on a racy magazine cover affects Jonathan's school treasurer campaign.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Ton-An Enterprises
Season 5 • Episode 12
Business partners Tony and Angela compete.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Cardinal Sin
Season 5 • Episode 13
Angela poses as Tony's wife at his team reunion.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Winter Break
Season 5 • Episode 14
Tony meets someone during a ski weekend with Sam.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
First Date
Season 5 • Episode 15
Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) have their first real date.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Party Double
Season 5 • Episode 16
Tony and Mona scheme to attend a gala. Guest star: Frank Sinatra.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Boozin' Buddies
Season 5 • Episode 17
Tony gets a lesson in peer pressure after Samantha comes home drunk.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Heather Can Wait
Season 5 • Episode 18
The neighbors' antics disenchant Tony and Angela.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Catered Affair
Season 3 • Episode 16
Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Older Woman
Season 3 • Episode 14
Jack falls in love with an older woman.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Stanley's Hotline
Season 3 • Episode 15
Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Harder They Fall
Season 3 • Episode 18
Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Best Laid Plans
Season 3 • Episode 17
Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Jack Moves Out
Season 3 • Episode 21
Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Anniversary Surprise
Season 3 • Episode 20
Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Triangle Troubles
Season 3 • Episode 22
Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!
Season 2 • Episode 8
Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Shootout
Season 2 • Episode 9
Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Blood Is Thicker Than Junk
Season 2 • Episode 10
Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three
Season 2 • Episode 11
Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
A Guest in the Yard
Season 2 • Episode 12
A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna
Season 2 • Episode 13
Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Light Housekeeper
Season 2 • Episode 14
When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
The Big Party
Season 2 • Episode 15
Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
A Job for Robert
Season 9 • Episode 8
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
A Date for Peter
Season 9 • Episode 9
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
Favors
Season 9 • Episode 10
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
The Faux Pas
Season 9 • Episode 11
Ray upsets his family with a funny comment he made to one of the children's friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
Tasteless Frank
Season 9 • Episode 12
Frank puts salt on the lasagna, so Marie fears that she has lost her touch in the kitchen.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
Sister-in-Law
Season 9 • Episode 13
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
The Power of No
Season 9 • Episode 14
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
Pat's Secret
Season 9 • Episode 15
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
The Finale
Season 9 • Episode 16
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Pilot
Season 1 • Episode 1
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
I Love You
Season 1 • Episode 2
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
I Wish I Were Gus
Season 1 • Episode 3
Ray hopes his eulogy for Uncle Gus will resolve a family feud.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Standard Deviation
Season 1 • Episode 4
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Look Don't Touch
Season 1 • Episode 5
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Tuesday, September 9
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Frank the Writer
Season 1 • Episode 6
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and wants his own newspaper column.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Your Place or Mine?
Season 1 • Episode 7
After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
A Visit From Lena Horne
Season 2 • Episode 16
Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Lamont Goes African
Season 2 • Episode 17
Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Watts Side Story
Season 2 • Episode 18
Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
The Infernal Triangle
Season 2 • Episode 19
Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Pops 'n' Pals
Season 2 • Episode 20
Fred schemes to make Lamont feel guilty when he feels that his son is ignoring him.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Home Sweet Home for the Aged
Season 2 • Episode 21
Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Pot Luck
Season 2 • Episode 22
Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
The Kid
Season 2 • Episode 23
A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Rated X
Season 2 • Episode 24
A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Lamont as Othello
Season 3 • Episode 1
A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Libra Rising All Over Lamont
Season 3 • Episode 2
Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman
Season 3 • Episode 3
Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Presenting the Three Degrees
Season 3 • Episode 4
Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.
Kindergarten Cop
Feature Film • 1990
Undercover officer (Arnold Schwarzenegger) teaches rowdy class of peewees.
Men at Work
Feature Film • 1990
Goofy garbagemen (Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez) tie politician's corpse to toxic scheme.
I Love You, Man
Feature Film • 2009
A bridegroom's (Paul Rudd) growing relationship with his new best friend threatens his fiancee.
Super Troopers
Feature Film • 2001
Five state troopers (Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme) try to stop drug dealers.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
In-Laws
Season 1 • Episode 8
Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Win, Lose or Draw
Season 1 • Episode 9
Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Turkey or Fish
Season 1 • Episode 10
Debra opts for Thanksgiving fish to avoid competing with Marie's cooking.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Captain Nemo
Season 1 • Episode 11
Ray coaches a team for the Pizza League basketball championship.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Season 6 • Episode 3
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
The Flavin' and the Mavin
Season 6 • Episode 4
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
A Jock Strap in Hell
Season 6 • Episode 5
The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
It's Always Nazi Week
Season 6 • Episode 6
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Season 6 • Episode 7
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Pinocchio's Mouth
Season 6 • Episode 8
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 • Episode 9
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Season 6 • Episode 10
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
The Devil's Lube
Season 6 • Episode 11
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
Thank God for Scoliosis
Season 6 • Episode 12
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.
Wednesday, September 10
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Season 11 • Episode 20
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Season 11 • Episode 21
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a trip.
Super Troopers
Feature Film • 2001
Five state troopers (Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme) try to stop drug dealers.
I Love You, Man
Feature Film • 2009
A bridegroom's (Paul Rudd) growing relationship with his new best friend threatens his fiancee.
Men at Work
Feature Film • 1990
Goofy garbagemen (Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez) tie politician's corpse to toxic scheme.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Bake-Off
Season 3 • Episode 19
Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Moving On
Season 3 •
The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Stanley, the Ladies' Man
Season 3 •
Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Jack on the Lam
Season 4 • Episode 1
Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Love Thy Neighbor
Season 4 • Episode 2
Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The New Landlord
Season 4 • Episode 3
The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Snow Job
Season 4 • Episode 4
Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
A Camping We Will Go
Season 4 • Episode 8
The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Jack the Ripper
Season 4 • Episode 5
Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Lifesaver
Season 4 • Episode 6
A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Chrissy's Hospitality
Season 4 • Episode 9
Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Old Folks at Home
Season 4 • Episode 7
The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Loan Shark
Season 4 • Episode 10
Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Love Barge
Season 4 • Episode 11
Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Ralph's Rival
Season 4 • Episode 12
Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
A Black Letter Day
Season 4 • Episode 13
The girls each think the other is dating Jack.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Reverend Steps Out
Season 4 • Episode 14
Chrissy thinks her father is having an affair.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Larry Loves Janet
Season 4 • Episode 15
Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
The Ball
Season 1 • Episode 12
Ray doubts everyone when he learns his prized Mickey Mantle autographed baseball is a fake.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Debra's Sick
Season 1 • Episode 13
Baby-sitting, Ray schedules a meeting with Terry Bradshaw while they're at the pediatrician's.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Who's Handsome?
Season 1 • Episode 14
Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
The Car
Season 1 • Episode 15
Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile."
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
I Think You Offended Don
Season 6 • Episode 13
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Season 6 • Episode 14
Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
Season 6 • Episode 15
In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Season 6 • Episode 16
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
The Ocu or the Pado?
Season 6 • Episode 17
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
My Son's Enormous Head
Season 6 • Episode 18
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
The Two Finger Rule
Season 6 • Episode 19
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Season 6 • Episode 20
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
Above Exalted Cyclops
Season 6 • Episode 21
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Season 6 • Episode 22
Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
Thursday, September 11
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Season 11 • Episode 22
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Season 12 • Episode 1
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon
Series • 2025
Costa Da Morte
Season 3 • Episode 1
Carol Peletier and Daryl Dixon reunite far from home.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Mighty Mouth
Season 4 • Episode 16
Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
The Love Lesson
Season 4 • Episode 17
Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Handcuffed
Season 4 • Episode 18
Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
And Baby Makes Two
Season 4 • Episode 19
Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Jack's Bad Boy
Season 4 • Episode 20
A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
Season 4 • Episode 21
Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
The Root of All Evil
Season 4 • Episode 22
Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Secret Admirer
Season 4 • Episode 23
Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
The Goodbye Guy
Season 4 • Episode 24
The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Jack's Graduation
Season 4 • Episode 25
A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
... And Justice for Jack
Season 5 • Episode 2
Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
A Crowded Romance
Season 5 • Episode 5
Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs
Season 5 • Episode 1
Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
A Hundred Dollars a What?
Season 5 • Episode 3
Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2003
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Season 1 • Episode 7
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2003
Merry Thanksgiving
Season 1 • Episode 10
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
Camel Filters and Pheremones
Season 1 • Episode 12
The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Season 1 • Episode 14
Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
That Was Saliva, Alan
Season 1 • Episode 16
Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
An Old Flame With a New Wick
Season 1 • Episode 18
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Season 1 • Episode 19
Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Season 1 • Episode 20
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
Just Like Buffalo
Season 1 • Episode 23
Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Season 2 • Episode 4
Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Season 2 • Episode 10
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
A Lungful of Alan
Season 2 • Episode 12
The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Season 2 • Episode 14
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Season 2 • Episode 15
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Season 2 • Episode 16
Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
It Was Mame, Mom
Season 2 • Episode 18
Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Season 2 • Episode 23
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Season 3 • Episode 2
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Season 3 • Episode 6
Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Madame and Her Special Friend
Season 3 • Episode 9
Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors; Charlie tries to stop Jake.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 • Episode 16
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Season 3 • Episode 22
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
A Pot-Smoking Monkey
Season 4 • Episode 4
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Walnuts and Demerol
Season 4 • Episode 11
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Season 4 • Episode 16
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Season 4 • Episode 22
Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Prostitutes and Gelato
Season 4 • Episode 24
Evelyn's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Season 5 • Episode 8
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 • Episode 17
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
Baseball Was Better With Steroids
Season 6 • Episode 24
Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.
Friday, September 12
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Season 7 • Episode 8
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Season 8 • Episode 1
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom.
Overboard
Feature Film • 1987
A yachtsman's wife falls overboard, forgets who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter's mate.
Rocky V
Feature Film • 1990
Broke, punchy Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) trains hungry contender.
Rocky II
Feature Film • 1979
Underdog Philly fighter (Sylvester Stallone) gets another shot at heavyweight champ.
Rocky
Feature Film • 1976
A heavyweight champ gives a club fighter (Sylvester Stallone) a title shot.
Overboard
Feature Film • 1987
A yachtsman's wife falls overboard, forgets who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter's mate.
The Blues Brothers
Feature Film • 1980
Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd) reunite hot Chicago band.
Stripes
Feature Film • 1981
Lazy cabby (Bill Murray) and bored buddy (Harold Ramis) join Army.
Crocodile Dundee
Feature Film • 1986
A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.
Crocodile Dundee II
Feature Film • 1988
Outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) face Colombian drug dealers.
Saturday, September 13
Major League II
Feature Film • 1994
Lazy Cleveland ballplayers (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) get a new coach (Tom Berenger).
Men at Work
Feature Film • 1990
Goofy garbagemen (Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez) tie politician's corpse to toxic scheme.
The Blues Brothers
Feature Film • 1980
Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd) reunite hot Chicago band.
Crocodile Dundee
Feature Film • 1986
A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.
Crocodile Dundee II
Feature Film • 1988
Outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) face Colombian drug dealers.
Stripes
Feature Film • 1981
Lazy cabby (Bill Murray) and bored buddy (Harold Ramis) join Army.
Men at Work
Feature Film • 1990
Goofy garbagemen (Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez) tie politician's corpse to toxic scheme.
Major League II
Feature Film • 1994
Lazy Cleveland ballplayers (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) get a new coach (Tom Berenger).
American Pie
Feature Film • 1999
Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
American Pie 2
Feature Film • 2001
Jim and his friends are now in college, and they decide to meet up at the beach house for some fun.
Sunday, September 14
I Love You, Man
Feature Film • 2009
A bridegroom's (Paul Rudd) growing relationship with his new best friend threatens his fiancee.
Night Court
Series • 1992
Opportunity Knock Knocks
Season 9 • Episode 20
Dan meets the mother of his rich girlfriend; Harry has job offers.
Night Court
Series • 1992
Opportunity Knock Knocks
Season 9 • Episode 21
Christine is elected to Congress; Bull is kidnapped by aliens; Harry rejects a faculty job.
The Three Stooges
Series • 1948
Mummy's Dummies
Episode 8
The boys run a used chariot lot in Egypt.
Hellboy
Feature Film • 2004
The son (Ron Perlman) of the devil fights paranormal creatures.
Piranha 3DD
Feature Film • 2012
Vicious fish sink their razor-sharp teeth into patrons at a popular water park.
Piranha 3D
Feature Film • 2010
Hundreds of man-eating fish converge on a popular waterside resort.
I Love You, Man
Feature Film • 2009
A bridegroom's (Paul Rudd) growing relationship with his new best friend threatens his fiancee.
American Pie
Feature Film • 1999
Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
American Pie 2
Feature Film • 2001
Jim and his friends are now in college, and they decide to meet up at the beach house for some fun.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Neighbors
Season 1 • Episode 20
When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Fascinatin' Debra
Season 1 • Episode 21
When a radio psychologist visits, Debra feels dull compared to the other Barones.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Why Are We Here?
Season 1 • Episode 22
Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Ray's on TV
Season 2 • Episode 1
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Father Knows Least
Season 2 • Episode 2
Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Brother
Season 2 • Episode 3
The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Mozart
Season 2 • Episode 4
To teach Ally not to be a quitter, Ray resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Golf
Season 2 • Episode 5
Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Anniversary
Season 2 • Episode 6
Ray learns that his parents were separated and would have divorced if he hadn't broken his arm.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Working Late Again
Season 2 • Episode 7
Debra gets Ray to set up a home office so he can spend more time with the family.
Monday, September 15
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
The Children's Book
Season 2 • Episode 8
Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
The Gift
Season 2 • Episode 9
Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
High School
Season 2 • Episode 10
At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
The Letter
Season 2 • Episode 11
After a Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
All I Want for Christmas
Season 2 • Episode 12
Romance on Christmas morning ends when Ray's family drops in.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Civil Wars
Season 2 • Episode 13
Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Mia Famiglia
Season 2 • Episode 14
Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Marie's Meatballs
Season 2 • Episode 15
Marie hesitates when Ray asks her to teach Debra her cooking secrets.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Checkbook
Season 2 • Episode 16
Ray creates a financial fiasco when he takes over the books from Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Ride-Along
Season 2 • Episode 17
Boredom turns to terror when Ray rides on patrol with Robert.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Living Dolls
Season 5 • Episode 19
Sam does a story on a teen modeling agency.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Men Are People, Too
Season 5 • Episode 20
Tony (Tony Danza) is upset when his former coach falls for Mona (Katherine Helmond).
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Working Girls
Season 5 • Episode 21
Samantha (Alyssa Milano) takes a work-study job in Angela's office. With Judith Light.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Tony Does Golf
Season 5 • Episode 22
Mona pressures Tony to arrange a business meeting for Angela with his new golf partner.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
Ode to Angela
Season 5 • Episode 23
Angela reveals she is still married to a stranger from her past.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
In Sam We Trust
Season 5 • Episode 24
Tony fears he can't trust Samantha after she gives a friend some exam answers.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
It's Somebody's Birthday
Season 5 • Episode 25
Tony (Tony Danza) rejects Angela's (Judith Light) birthday gift -- a new van.
Who’s the Boss?
Series • 1989
In Search of Tony
Season 6 • Episode 1
A tropical vacation with Angela prompts Tony to consider their future together.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Downhill Chaser
Season 5 • Episode 4
A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Room at the Bottom
Season 5 • Episode 6
Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Chrissy's Cousin
Season 5 • Episode 7
Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Jack to the Rescue
Season 5 • Episode 8
Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
The Not So Great Impostor
Season 5 • Episode 9
Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Jack's Other Mother
Season 5 • Episode 10
An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Make Room for Daddy
Season 5 • Episode 11
Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Janet's Secret
Season 5 • Episode 12
Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
This Little TV Went to Market
Season 3 • Episode 5
Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Lamont Is That You?
Season 3 • Episode 6
Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Fuentes, Fuentes, Sanford & Chico
Season 3 • Episode 7
Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Superflyer
Season 3 • Episode 8
Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
The Members of the Wedding/The Engagement
Season 3 • Episode 9
Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony, and Lamont tries to get rid of Donna.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection
Season 3 • Episode 10
Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
A House Is Not a Poolroom
Season 3 • Episode 11
Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Grady, the Star Boarder
Season 3 • Episode 12
Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Family Bed
Season 2 • Episode 18
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Good Girls
Season 2 • Episode 19
Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than Debra because Amy is still a virgin.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
T-Ball
Season 2 • Episode 20
Debra fights with a parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Traffic School
Season 2 • Episode 21
Robert uses a ventriloquist's dummy to enliven his traffic-school classes.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Six Feet Under
Season 2 • Episode 22
Ray has a midlife crisis; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Garage Sale
Season 2 • Episode 23
Ray is surprised to learn that Debra doesn't want more children.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Wedding
Season 2 • Episode 24
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Wedding
Season 2 • Episode 25
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Invasion
Season 3 • Episode 1
Termite-tenters force the Barones to seek shelter with Ray's parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Driving Frank
Season 3 • Episode 2
Debra refuses to let the children ride with unsafe driver Frank.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Sitter
Season 3 • Episode 3
The kids like the new baby sitter too much, according to Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Getting Even
Season 3 • Episode 4
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Visit
Season 3 • Episode 5
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Halloween Candy
Season 3 • Episode 6
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."
Tuesday, September 16
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Moving Out
Season 3 • Episode 7
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Article
Season 3 • Episode 8
Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Wine, Women and Aunt Esther
Season 3 • Episode 13
Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe
Season 3 • Episode 14
A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle
Season 3 • Episode 15
Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
This Land Is Whose Land?
Season 3 • Episode 16
A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
Fred's Cheating Heart
Season 3 • Episode 17
Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
The Party Crasher
Season 3 • Episode 18
Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
Lamont Goes Karate
Season 3 • Episode 19
When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something?
Season 3 • Episode 20
A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady
Season 3 • Episode 21
Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pffttt ...
Season 3 • Episode 22
Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
The Way to Lamont's Heart
Season 3 • Episode 23
Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma
Season 3 • Episode 24
Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
The Surprise Party
Season 4 • Episode 1
When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Season 4 • Episode 2
Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1974
Ol' Brown Eyes
Season 4 • Episode 3
Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present was stolen from Frank Sinatra.
Old School
Feature Film • 2003
Three friends try to recapture the fun of their college years.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Feature Film • 2004
A 1970s San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of an ambitious woman.
Blades of Glory
Feature Film • 2007
Banned from singles competition, rival male skaters find a way to compete as a pair.
Napoleon Dynamite
Feature Film • 2004
A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Lone Barone
Season 3 • Episode 9
Raymond's negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
No Fat
Season 3 • Episode 10
Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Apartment
Season 3 • Episode 11
Beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Toaster
Season 3 • Episode 12
Frank and Marie exchange Ray's Christmas gift, an engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Season 7 • Episode 9
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Season 7 • Episode 10
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2009
Warning, It's Dirty
Season 7 • Episode 11
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Season 7 • Episode 12
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Yay, No Polyps!
Season 7 • Episode 13
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Crude and Uncalled For
Season 7 • Episode 14
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested someone else.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Aye, Aye, Captain
Season 7 • Episode 15
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Tinkle Like a Princess
Season 7 • Episode 16
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
I Found Your Mustache
Season 7 • Episode 17
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Season 7 • Episode 18
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Wednesday, September 17
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Glamping in a Yurt
Season 12 • Episode 3
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with a social worker.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Season 12 • Episode 4
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Feature Film • 2004
A 1970s San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of an ambitious woman.
Old School
Feature Film • 2003
Three friends try to recapture the fun of their college years.
Blades of Glory
Feature Film • 2007
Banned from singles competition, rival male skaters find a way to compete as a pair.
Napoleon Dynamite
Feature Film • 2004
A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Father of the Bride
Season 5 • Episode 13
Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Furley vs. Furley
Season 5 • Episode 14
Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
In Like Larry
Season 5 • Episode 15
Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Teacher's Pet
Season 5 • Episode 16
The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
And Baby Makes Four
Season 5 • Episode 17
Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
The Night of the Ropers
Season 5 • Episode 18
Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Double Trouble
Season 5 • Episode 19
Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
The Case of the Missing Blonde
Season 5 • Episode 21
Jack and Janet become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Honest Jack Tripper
Season 5 • Episode 22
Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating more problems than it solves.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Dying to Meet You
Season 5 • Episode 20
Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Jack Bares All
Season 6 • Episode 1
Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Jack Bares All
Season 6 • Episode 2
Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Terri Makes Her Move
Season 6 • Episode 3
Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Professor Jack
Season 6 • Episode 4
When Terri overhears Jack teaching Chinese cooking, she assumes they are love lessons.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Eyewitness Blues
Season 6 • Episode 8
A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1999
Ping Pong
Season 3 • Episode 13
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that he purposely let him win.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1999
Pants on Fire
Season 3 • Episode 14
Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1999
Robert's Date
Season 3 • Episode 15
Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1999
Frank's Tribute
Season 3 • Episode 16
Ray and Robert create a video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Season 7 • Episode 19
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
I Called Him Magoo
Season 7 • Episode 20
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Gumby With a Pokey
Season 7 • Episode 21
Alan and Jake go on a road trip; Charlie finds himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 7 • Episode 22
Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Season 8 • Episode 1
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Season 8 • Episode 2
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Season 8 • Episode 3
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Season 8 • Episode 4
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Season 8 • Episode 5
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Season 8 • Episode 6
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
Thursday, September 18
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Oontz Oontz Oontz
Season 12 • Episode 5
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis, but they don't bond as he expected.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2014
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Season 12 • Episode 6
Alan starts breaking Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Season 6 • Episode 7
Jack and Janet mistake Terri's psychiatrist friend for a mental-ward escapee.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Lies My Roommate Told Me
Season 6 • Episode 6
Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Some of That Jazz
Season 6 • Episode 5
Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Dates of Wrath
Season 6 • Episode 10
Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Boy Meets Dummy
Season 6 • Episode 9
Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.
Three’s Company
Series • 1981
Macho Man
Season 6 • Episode 11
A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly.
Three’s Company
Series • 1982
Strangers in the Night
Season 6 • Episode 12
Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.
Three’s Company
Series • 1982
The Matchbreakers
Season 6 • Episode 13
Larry sets up a test to determine if Mr. Furley's latest girl is a gold digger.
Three’s Company
Series • 1982
Oh, Nun
Season 6 • Episode 14
Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.
Three’s Company
Series • 1982
Maid to Order
Season 6 • Episode 15
Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment.
The Three Stooges
Series • 1934
Three Little Pigskins
Episode 4
While dressed for a promotional campaign, the Stooges are mistaken for "Horsemen of Boulder Dam."
Iron Eagle
Feature Film • 1986
Ex-fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free father.
Backdraft
Feature Film • 1991
Firefighter brothers (Kurt Russell, William Baldwin) face arson in Chicago.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Feature Film • 1995
A CIA operative (Steven Seagal) confronts a mad genius (Eric Bogosian) on a train.
Under Siege
Feature Film • 1992
Two military madmen hijack a nuclear-armed Navy battleship with a SEAL commando on board as a cook.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1999
Cruising With Marie
Season 3 • Episode 17
Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1999
Ray Home Alone
Season 3 • Episode 18
Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1999
Big Shots
Season 3 • Episode 19
Ray's press pass is refused when he and his brother visit the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1999
Move Over
Season 3 • Episode 20
Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Season 8 • Episode 7
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2010
Springtime on a Stick
Season 8 • Episode 8
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
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