IFC TV Schedule

Point Break

Feature Film • 1991

An FBI man (Keanu Reeves) turns surfer to nab rubber-masked bank robbers.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

Security

Season 8 • Episode 16

Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

The Ingrate

Season 8 • Episode 17

Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

Crazy Chin

Season 8 • Episode 18

Robert is defensive when Amy's parents point out his strange habit.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

The Nice Talk

Season 8 • Episode 19

While assembling a 500-piece puzzle, Ray and Pat trade stories about their families.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2004

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2004

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2004

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2004

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2004

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2004

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2004

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2004

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2004

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Season 2 • Episode 11

Jake discovers an angry Website devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

A Lungful of Alan

Season 2 • Episode 12

The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.

Friday, April 3

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Season 11 • Episode 21

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a trip.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Season 11 • Episode 22

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

Animal House

Feature Film • 1978

Bluto (John Belushi), Otter and the Deltas run wild at 1962 Faber College.

The Money Pit

Feature Film • 1986

A New York lawyer and his girlfriend buy a mansion cheap, then find it needs extensive work.

The Jerk

Feature Film • 1979

Simpleton (Steve Martin) leaves home, invents slip-proof eyeglasses.

7:45 AM

The Money Pit

Feature Film • 1986

A New York lawyer and his girlfriend buy a mansion cheap, then find it needs extensive work.

9:45 AM

The Jerk

Feature Film • 1979

Simpleton (Steve Martin) leaves home, invents slip-proof eyeglasses.

Animal House

Feature Film • 1978

Bluto (John Belushi), Otter and the Deltas run wild at 1962 Faber College.

Wet Hot American Summer

Feature Film • 2001

A camp's staff pursues romances that were brewing all season.

4:45 PM

Up in Smoke

Feature Film • 1978

Two stoners unwittingly smuggle a van that is built entirely from marijuana, from Mexico to L.A.

6:45 PM

Half Baked

Feature Film • 1998

Potheads (Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Diaz, Jim Breuer) sell marijuana to raise bail for a friend.

8:45 PM

Dazed and Confused

Feature Film • 1993

Teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

The Big Lebowski

Feature Film • 1998

Bowling buddies attempt to help a multimillionaire and his family from mobsters.

Saturday, April 4

1:45 AM

Mallrats

Feature Film • 1995

Dumped by girlfriends, two teens (Jeremy London, Jason Lee) hit the mall.

Up in Smoke

Feature Film • 1978

Two stoners unwittingly smuggle a van that is built entirely from marijuana, from Mexico to L.A.

Half Baked

Feature Film • 1998

Potheads (Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Diaz, Jim Breuer) sell marijuana to raise bail for a friend.

The Big Lebowski

Feature Film • 1998

Bowling buddies attempt to help a multimillionaire and his family from mobsters.

10:45 AM

Wet Hot American Summer

Feature Film • 2001

A camp's staff pursues romances that were brewing all season.

Mallrats

Feature Film • 1995

Dumped by girlfriends, two teens (Jeremy London, Jason Lee) hit the mall.

3:15 PM

Dazed and Confused

Feature Film • 1993

Teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

National Lampoon’s Vacation

Feature Film • 1983

The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World.

7:45 PM

National Lampoon’s European Vacation

Feature Film • 1985

After winning a vacation, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him.

9:45 PM

Vegas Vacation

Feature Film • 1997

Clark and Ellen Griswold's disastrous family outing includes a visit with boorish Cousin Eddie.

11:45 PM

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Feature Film • 1989

The Griswolds spend the holiday in a garish way.

Sunday, April 5

Real Genius

Feature Film • 1985

Prodigies (Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret) learn laser work is for death beam.

Night Court

Series • 1992

Shave and a Haircut

Season 9 • Episode 12

Harry looks forward to presenting Mel Torme an award.

Night Court

Series • 1992

A New York Story

Season 9 • Episode 13

Evidence supports a man's claim that he bought the Brooklyn Bridge.

Night Court

Series • 1992

Undressed for Success

Season 9 • Episode 14

Mac agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan gets caught red-handed.

Night Court

Series • 1992

Poker? I Hardly Know Her

Season 9 • Episode 15

Roz ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry redecorates his chambers.

Night Court

Series • 1992

Party Girl

Season 9 • Episode 16

A congressional opponent (Nancy Marchand) intimidates Christine.

Night Court

Series • 1992

Party Girl

Season 9 • Episode 17

Christine's opponent (Nancy Marchand) withdraws unexpectedly.

Night Court

Series • 1992

To Sir With ... Ah, What the Heck ... Love

Season 9 • Episode 18

Harry mulls teaching full time, then the students bomb his final exam.

Real Genius

Feature Film • 1985

Prodigies (Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret) learn laser work is for death beam.

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Feature Film • 1989

The Griswolds spend the holiday in a garish way.

12:45 PM

National Lampoon’s Vacation

Feature Film • 1983

The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World.

National Lampoon’s European Vacation

Feature Film • 1985

After winning a vacation, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him.

Vegas Vacation

Feature Film • 1997

Clark and Ellen Griswold's disastrous family outing includes a visit with boorish Cousin Eddie.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

Blabbermouths

Season 8 • Episode 20

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

The Model

Season 8 • Episode 21

A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots to start his modeling career.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

The Mentor

Season 8 • Episode 22

Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

Golf for It

Season 8 • Episode 23

Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

The Home

Season 9 • Episode 1

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

Not So Fast

Season 9 • Episode 2

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

Angry Sex

Season 9 • Episode 3

Ray worries that Debra's fight with Marie could put a stop to his plans.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

P.T. & A

Season 9 • Episode 4

Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

Ally's F

Season 9 • Episode 5

Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

Boys' Therapy

Season 9 • Episode 6

The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.

Monday, April 6

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

Debra's Parents

Season 9 • Episode 7

All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2004

A Job for Robert

Season 9 • Episode 8

Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2005

A Date for Peter

Season 9 • Episode 9

Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2005

Favors

Season 9 • Episode 10

Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2005

The Faux Pas

Season 9 • Episode 11

Ray upsets his family with a funny comment he made to one of the children's friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2005

Tasteless Frank

Season 9 • Episode 12

Frank puts salt on the lasagna, so Marie fears that she has lost her touch in the kitchen.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2005

Sister-in-Law

Season 9 • Episode 13

Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2005

The Power of No

Season 9 • Episode 14

Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2005

Pat's Secret

Season 9 • Episode 15

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 2005

The Finale

Season 9 • Episode 16

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Coach

Series • 1990

The Iceman Goeth

Season 3 • Episode 8

Depressed over Christine, Hayden gets comfort from an unlikely source.

Coach

Series • 1990

Cabin Fever

Season 3 • Episode 9

Christine comes for her things; Luther wants to buy a neighboring cabin.

Coach

Series • 1990

Men Don't Heal

Season 3 • Episode 10

Hayden is persuaded to attend a self-help group after his breakup with Christine.

Coach

Series • 1990

When Hayden Met Christine

Season 3 • Episode 11

Hayden reminisces about the night he and Christine first met.

Coach

Series • 1990

Christmas Brains

Season 3 • Episode 12

Hayden spends Christmas with Kelly, Stuart and the Rosebrocks.

Coach

Series • 1991

Dauber Graduates

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dauber finally graduates and Hayden hires him to coach, but Dauber wants a change.

Coach

Series • 1991

The Marion Kind

Season 3 • Episode 15

Christine tries to reconcile Luther with the friend who stole his girlfriend 37 years ago.

Coach

Series • 1991

The Marion Kind

Season 3 • Episode 16

Peter (Dick Martin) steals Luther's girlfriend for the second time in 37 years.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

Sergeant Gork

Season 5 • Episode 23

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

Camping Trip

Season 5 • Episode 24

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

The Hawaiian Connection

Season 6 • Episode 1

Three jewel thieves look for someone to smuggle their gems out of Hawaii.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

The Hawaiian Connection

Season 6 • Episode 2

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

The Hawaiian Connection

Season 6 • Episode 3

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

California Crude

Season 6 • Episode 4

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

The Stakeout

Season 6 • Episode 5

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz

Season 6 • Episode 6

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the book of world records.

Three’s Company

Series • 1977

Jack's Uncle

Season 2 • Episode 12

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

Three’s Company

Series • 1977

Janet's High School Sweetheart

Season 2 • Episode 11

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Three’s Company

Series • 1977

Three's Christmas

Season 2 • Episode 14

The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

The Gift

Season 2 • Episode 15

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

The Baby Sitters

Season 2 • Episode 17

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

The Rivals

Season 2 • Episode 16

Janet gets jealous of Chrissy when a handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Home Movies

Season 2 • Episode 18

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Jack in the Flower Shop

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

I Love You

Season 1 • Episode 2

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

I Wish I Were Gus

Season 1 • Episode 3

Ray hopes his eulogy for Uncle Gus will resolve a family feud.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

Standard Deviation

Season 1 • Episode 4

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

Look Don't Touch

Season 1 • Episode 5

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

Frank the Writer

Season 1 • Episode 6

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and wants his own newspaper column.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

Your Place or Mine?

Season 1 • Episode 7

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

In-Laws

Season 1 • Episode 8

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

Win, Lose or Draw

Season 1 • Episode 9

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

Turkey or Fish

Season 1 • Episode 10

Debra opts for Thanksgiving fish to avoid competing with Marie's cooking.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

Captain Nemo

Season 1 • Episode 11

Ray coaches a team for the Pizza League basketball championship.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1996

The Ball

Season 1 • Episode 12

Ray doubts everyone when he learns his prized Mickey Mantle autographed baseball is a fake.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Debra's Sick

Season 1 • Episode 13

Baby-sitting, Ray schedules a meeting with Terry Bradshaw while they're at the pediatrician's.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Who's Handsome?

Season 1 • Episode 14

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Tuesday, April 7

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

The Car

Season 1 • Episode 15

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile."

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Diamonds

Season 1 • Episode 16

Ray tries to sneakily replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring when he discovers it is fake.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

The Winning Ticket

Season 6 • Episode 7

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

Committee Man

Season 6 • Episode 8

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

Fred's Extra Job

Season 6 • Episode 9

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

Carol

Season 6 • Episode 10

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

Aunt Esther Has a Baby

Season 6 • Episode 11

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1977

Here Today, Gone Today

Season 6 • Episode 14

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it to be upholstered.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

Aunt Esther Meets Her Son

Season 6 • Episode 12

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with their newly adopted son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1976

Sanford and Gong

Season 6 • Episode 13

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1977

Fred Meets Redd

Season 6 • Episode 15

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1977

The Defiant One

Season 6 • Episode 16

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1977

A Matter of Silence

Season 6 • Episode 17

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1977

When John Comes Marching Home

Season 6 • Episode 18

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1977

The Reverend Sanford

Season 6 • Episode 19

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1977

The Will

Season 6 • Episode 20

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1977

Fred the Activist

Season 6 • Episode 21

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1977

The Lucky Streak

Season 6 • Episode 22

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Night Court

Series • 1992

P.S. Do I Know You?

Season 9 • Episode 19

Roz devises a charade when her pen pal comes to town to meet her.

Night Court

Series • 1992

Opportunity Knock Knocks

Season 9 • Episode 20

Dan meets the mother of his rich girlfriend; Harry has job offers.

Night Court

Series • 1992

Opportunity Knock Knocks

Season 9 • Episode 21

Christine is elected to Congress; Bull is kidnapped by aliens; Harry rejects a faculty job.

Night Court

Series • 1992

The 1992 Boat Show

Season 9 • Episode 22

Dan tries social climbing; Lisette can't face Harry after a dream.

Night Court

Series • 1984

All You Need Is Love

Season 1 • Episode 1

Eccentric Judge Harry Stone settles a marital dispute.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Santa Goes Downtown

Season 1 • Episode 2

Harry tries a man in a Santa Claus suit; guest Michael J. Fox.

Night Court

Series • 1984

The Former Harry Stone

Season 1 • Episode 3

Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Welcome Back, Mama

Season 1 • Episode 4

Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman announces she is his long-lost mother.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Eye of the Beholder

Season 1 • Episode 5

Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Death Threat

Season 1 • Episode 6

Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Once in Love With Harry

Season 1 • Episode 7

A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Quadrangle of Love

Season 1 • Episode 8

Dan's new assistant dates both Bull and Harry.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Wonder Drug

Season 1 • Episode 9

A prescription drug unleashes Lana's lust for Harry.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Some Like It Hot

Season 1 • Episode 10

A Soviet emigrant threatens to blow up the courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Harry and the Rock Star

Season 1 • Episode 11

Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Bull's Baby

Season 1 • Episode 12

Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

The Game

Season 1 • Episode 17

A board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Recovering Pessimist

Season 1 • Episode 18

Debra persuades Ray to be optimistic, but he struggles as the only upbeat person in the family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

The Dog

Season 1 • Episode 19

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Neighbors

Season 1 • Episode 20

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2 • Episode 15

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Episode 16

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2 • Episode 17

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

It Was Mame, Mom

Season 2 • Episode 18

Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2 • Episode 19

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2 • Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2 • Episode 22

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.

Wednesday, April 8

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Season 12 • Episode 1

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Season 12 • Episode 2

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Hi Honey, I'm Home

Season 1 • Episode 13

A remarried woman's Vietnam veteran husband returns.

Night Court

Series • 1984

The Nun

Season 2 • Episode 1

An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Daddy for the Defense

Season 2 • Episode 2

Her father's presence unnerves a defense attorney (Markie Post).

Night Court

Series • 1984

Billie and the Cat

Season 2 • Episode 3

A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Pick a Number

Season 2 • Episode 4

A winning lottery ticket makes Harry a target.

Night Court

Series • 1984

The Computer Kid

Season 2 • Episode 5

A young computer hacker gains access to his school's computer system.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Bull Gets a Kid

Season 2 • Episode 6

Bull mentors a boy, but soon discovers that things are not what they seem with the young boy.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Harry on Trial

Season 2 • Episode 7

Harry must appear before a judicial review board.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Harry and the Madam

Season 2 • Episode 8

A famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary could ruin prominent people.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Inside Harry Stone

Season 2 • Episode 9

Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.

Night Court

Series • 1984

The Blizzard

Season 2 • Episode 10

A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Take My Wife, Please

Season 2 • Episode 11

Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.

Night Court

Series • 1985

The Birthday Visitor

Season 2 • Episode 12

A visitor disrupts Billie's birthday plans for Harry.

Night Court

Series • 1985

Dan's Parents

Season 2 • Episode 13

Dan is embarrassed when his country-bumpkin parents (Jeanette Nolan, John McIntire) visit.

Night Court

Series • 1985

Nuts About Harry

Season 2 • Episode 14

A group of mental patients refuses to pay cab fare.

Night Court

Series • 1985

An Old Flame

Season 2 • Episode 15

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Jack's Navy Pal

Season 2 • Episode 20

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening gets ruined.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Will the Real Jack Tripper ...

Season 2 • Episode 21

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Days of Beer and Weeds

Season 2 • Episode 22

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Chrissy Come Home

Season 2 • Episode 23

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Bird Song

Season 2 • Episode 24

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Coffee, Tea or Jack?

Season 2 • Episode 25

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Good Old Reliable Janet

Season 3 • Episode 2

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Double Date

Season 3 • Episode 1

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Chrissy and the Guru

Season 3 • Episode 7

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Love Diary

Season 3 • Episode 3

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

The Fast

Season 3 • Episode 4

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Helen's Rendezvous

Season 3 • Episode 5

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

My Sister's Keeper

Season 3 • Episode 6

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Chrissy's New Boss

Season 3 • Episode 9

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Larry's Bride

Season 3 • Episode 8

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

The Party's Over

Season 3 • Episode 12

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Fascinatin' Debra

Season 1 • Episode 21

When a radio psychologist visits, Debra feels dull compared to the other Barones.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Why Are We Here?

Season 1 • Episode 22

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Ray's on TV

Season 2 • Episode 1

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Father Knows Least

Season 2 • Episode 2

Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2 • Episode 23

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2 • Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3 • Episode 1

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Season 3 • Episode 2

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Season 3 • Episode 3

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3 • Episode 4

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Season 3 • Episode 6

Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Season 3 • Episode 7

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Season 3 • Episode 8

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Thursday, April 9

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Glamping in a Yurt

Season 12 • Episode 3

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with a social worker.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

Season 12 • Episode 4

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

The Crush

Season 3 • Episode 10

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

The Kleptomaniac

Season 3 • Episode 11

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Three’s Company

Series • 1978

Eleanor's Return

Season 3 • Episode 13

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Three’s Company

Series • 1979

The Catered Affair

Season 3 • Episode 16

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Three’s Company

Series • 1979

The Older Woman

Season 3 • Episode 14

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Three’s Company

Series • 1979

Stanley's Hotline

Season 3 • Episode 15

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Three’s Company

Series • 1979

The Harder They Fall

Season 3 • Episode 18

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Three’s Company

Series • 1979

The Best Laid Plans

Season 3 • Episode 17

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Three’s Company

Series • 1979

Jack Moves Out

Season 3 • Episode 21

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

The Three Stooges

Series • 1941

I'll Never Heil Again

Episode 4

The boys battle fascists.

5:45 AM

The Professional

Feature Film • 1994

An Italian hit man (Jean Reno) protects a New York orphan (Natalie Portman).

8:15 AM

The Guardian

Feature Film • 2006

A trainer at a Coast Guard school for rescue swimmers turns a cocky recruit into his protégé.

Black Hawk Down

Feature Film • 2001

U.S. soldiers take heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.

Colombiana

Feature Film • 2011

Cataleya, named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Brother

Season 2 • Episode 3

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Mozart

Season 2 • Episode 4

To teach Ally not to be a quitter, Ray resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Golf

Season 2 • Episode 5

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Anniversary

Season 2 • Episode 6

Ray learns that his parents were separated and would have divorced if he hadn't broken his arm.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Madame and Her Special Friend

Season 3 • Episode 9

Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors; Charlie tries to stop Jake.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Something Salted and Twisted

Season 3 • Episode 10

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2005

Santa's Village of the Damned

Season 3 • Episode 11

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2006

That Special Tug

Season 3 • Episode 12

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2006

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Season 3 • Episode 13

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2006

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Season 3 • Episode 14

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2006

My Tongue Is Meat

Season 3 • Episode 15

Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2006

Ergo, the Booty Call

Season 3 • Episode 16

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2006

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Season 3 • Episode 17

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2006

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Season 3 • Episode 18

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend.

Friday, April 10

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Oontz Oontz Oontz

Season 12 • Episode 5

Walden takes in a foster child named Louis, but they don't bond as he expected.

Two and a Half Men

Series • 2014

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Season 12 • Episode 6

Alan starts breaking Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

Black Hawk Down

Feature Film • 2001

U.S. soldiers take heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.

Colombiana

Feature Film • 2011

Cataleya, named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Feature Film • 2003

A CIA agent (Johnny Depp) recruits a gunman (Antonio Banderas) to stop an assassination.

8:45 AM

Desperado

Feature Film • 1995

Man (Antonio Banderas) seeks drug dealer (Joaquim de Almeida) who killed girlfriend.

Young Guns II

Feature Film • 1990

Billy the Kid and his gang gallop to Mexico, chased by a federal posse led by Pat Garrett.

Rambo III

Feature Film • 1988

Loner Rambo leaves a Buddhist monastery to free his Green Beret mentor from Soviets in Afghanistan.

3:45 PM

Rambo: First Blood Part II

Feature Film • 1985

A former Green Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison.

First Blood

Feature Film • 1982

Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) takes on sheriff (Brian Dennehy) and National Guard.

Point Break

Feature Film • 1991

An FBI man (Keanu Reeves) turns surfer to nab rubber-masked bank robbers.

Next of Kin

Feature Film • 1989

A Chicago policeman and his Kentucky hills brother hunt a mob enforcer for killing another brother.

Saturday, April 11

Desperado

Feature Film • 1995

Man (Antonio Banderas) seeks drug dealer (Joaquim de Almeida) who killed girlfriend.

3:45 AM

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Feature Film • 2003

A CIA agent (Johnny Depp) recruits a gunman (Antonio Banderas) to stop an assassination.

Young Guns II

Feature Film • 1990

Billy the Kid and his gang gallop to Mexico, chased by a federal posse led by Pat Garrett.

Rambo III

Feature Film • 1988

Loner Rambo leaves a Buddhist monastery to free his Green Beret mentor from Soviets in Afghanistan.

10:45 AM

Rambo: First Blood Part II

Feature Film • 1985

A former Green Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison.

First Blood

Feature Film • 1982

Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) takes on sheriff (Brian Dennehy) and National Guard.

Next of Kin

Feature Film • 1989

A Chicago policeman and his Kentucky hills brother hunt a mob enforcer for killing another brother.

Point Break

Feature Film • 1991

An FBI man (Keanu Reeves) turns surfer to nab rubber-masked bank robbers.

Beverly Hills Cop

Feature Film • 1984

A hip detective (Eddie Murphy) shows local police (Judge Reinhold, John Ashton) how it's done.

Beverly Hills Cop II

Feature Film • 1987

The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to unravel the Alphabet Crimes.

Sunday, April 12

Beverly Hills Cop

Feature Film • 1984

A hip detective (Eddie Murphy) shows local police (Judge Reinhold, John Ashton) how it's done.

Beverly Hills Cop II

Feature Film • 1987

The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to unravel the Alphabet Crimes.

To Be Announced

TBA • 2014

Programming to be announced.

4:15 PM

Zombieland

Feature Film • 2009

Survivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg) of an apocalypse join forces against zombies.

6:15 PM

The Social Network

Feature Film • 2010

Legal and personal complications follow the founding of popular website Facebook.

9:01 PM

The Audacity New

Series • 2026

Best of All Possible Worlds

Season 1 • Episode 1

A would-be tech titan and his ethically challenged therapist try to find a fortune and happiness.

10:09 PM

The Social Network

Feature Film • 2010

Legal and personal complications follow the founding of popular website Facebook.

Monday, April 13

12:54 AM

Zombieland

Feature Film • 2009

Survivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg) of an apocalypse join forces against zombies.

2:54 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Anniversary

Season 2 • Episode 6

Ray learns that his parents were separated and would have divorced if he hadn't broken his arm.

3:24 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

Working Late Again

Season 2 • Episode 7

Debra gets Ray to set up a home office so he can spend more time with the family.

3:54 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

The Children's Book

Season 2 • Episode 8

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

4:24 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

The Gift

Season 2 • Episode 9

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

4:54 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Series • 1997

High School

Season 2 • Episode 10

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

5:24 AM

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Tuesday, April 14

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Sanford & Son

Series • 1972

A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Wednesday, April 15

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Night Court

Series • 1984

Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.

Thursday, April 16

High Plains Drifter

Feature Film • 1973

Stranger (Clint Eastwood) makes town prepare garish welcome for convicts.

The Quick and the Dead

Feature Film • 1995

Cowgirl (Sharon Stone) seeks revenge on outlaw (Gene Hackman) in Redemption.

Point Break

Feature Film • 1991

An FBI man (Keanu Reeves) turns surfer to nab rubber-masked bank robbers.

Friday, April 17

Point Break

Feature Film • 1991

An FBI man (Keanu Reeves) turns surfer to nab rubber-masked bank robbers.

High Plains Drifter

Feature Film • 1973

Stranger (Clint Eastwood) makes town prepare garish welcome for convicts.

The Quick and the Dead

Feature Film • 1995

Cowgirl (Sharon Stone) seeks revenge on outlaw (Gene Hackman) in Redemption.

The Money Pit

Feature Film • 1986

A New York lawyer and his girlfriend buy a mansion cheap, then find it needs extensive work.

The Jerk

Feature Film • 1979

Simpleton (Steve Martin) leaves home, invents slip-proof eyeglasses.

1:15 PM

Spaceballs

Feature Film • 1987

President Skroob pits heroes against an evil foe.

3:15 PM

Brewster’s Millions

Feature Film • 1985

A minor-league pitcher inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it.

The Great Outdoors

Feature Film • 1988

Man (John Candy) and family camp with obnoxious brother-in-law (Dan Aykroyd) and family.