IFC TV Schedule
A complete schedule of absolutely everything airing on IFC over the next two weeks. Click a program to see all upcoming airings and streaming options.
Tuesday, February 24
Ski Patrol
Feature Film • 1990
Land-grabber sends ski bum (Corby Timbrook) to foul up resort.
Raising Arizona
Feature Film • 1987
Loser (Nicolas Cage) and wife (Holly Hunter) kidnap quintuplet from store magnate.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Homework
Season 7 • Episode 3
When Ray complains Ally is getting too much homework, Debra advises him to talk to her teacher.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Pet the Bunny
Season 7 • Episode 4
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Who Am I?
Season 7 • Episode 5
Ray thinks he's having an identity crisis when he stops enjoying juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Robert Needs Money
Season 7 • Episode 6
Ray and Debra loan $1,000 to pressed Robert, then are surprised when he uses it to go to Las Vegas.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Season 2 • Episode 8
Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
Yes, Monsignor
Season 2 • Episode 9
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Season 2 • Episode 10
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2004
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Season 2 • Episode 11
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
A Lungful of Alan
Season 2 • Episode 12
The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Season 2 • Episode 13
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Season 2 • Episode 14
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Season 2 • Episode 15
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Season 2 • Episode 16
Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Season 2 • Episode 21
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.
Wednesday, February 25
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2012
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Season 10 • Episode 11
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Welcome to Alancrest
Season 10 • Episode 12
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
Ski School
Feature Film • 1991
A party guy (Dean Cameron) and his pals make monkeys out of a bunch of hotshots at a ski slope.
Ski Patrol
Feature Film • 1990
Land-grabber sends ski bum (Corby Timbrook) to foul up resort.
Slap Shot
Feature Film • 1977
An old-time hockey player (Paul Newman) tells his minor-league team to play dirty, and fans love it.
Groundhog Day
Feature Film • 1993
February 2nd keeps repeating for a TV weatherman sent to watch the groundhog in Punxsutawney, Pa.
Raising Arizona
Feature Film • 1987
Loser (Nicolas Cage) and wife (Holly Hunter) kidnap quintuplet from store magnate.
Three’s Company
Series • 1983
Like Father, Like Son
Season 8 • Episode 8
Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly.
Three’s Company
Series • 1983
The Odd Couples
Season 8 • Episode 9
Terri pretends she is married to ward off Dr. Kenderson's advances.
Three’s Company
Series • 1984
Baby, It's Cold Inside
Season 8 • Episode 14
Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.
Three’s Company
Series • 1984
Itching for Trouble
Season 8 • Episode 13
Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.
Three’s Company
Series • 1984
Forget Me Not
Season 8 • Episode 18
Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.
Three’s Company
Series • 1984
Jack's Tattoo
Season 8 • Episode 16
Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.
Three’s Company
Series • 1984
Jack Takes Off
Season 8 • Episode 17
Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.
Three’s Company
Series • 1984
The Heiress
Season 8 • Episode 19
One of Janet's customers names her in his will.
Three’s Company
Series • 1984
Cupid Works Overtime
Season 8 • Episode 20
Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The Sigh
Season 7 • Episode 7
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The Annoying Kid
Season 7 • Episode 8
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
She's the One
Season 7 • Episode 9
Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with "the perfect woman."
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
Marie's Vision
Season 7 • Episode 10
The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
Season 2 • Episode 17
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
It Was Mame, Mom
Season 2 • Episode 18
Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Season 2 • Episode 19
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Season 2 • Episode 20
Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Season 2 • Episode 22
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Season 2 • Episode 23
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Season 2 • Episode 24
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
Season 3 • Episode 1
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Season 3 • Episode 3
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Season 3 • Episode 4
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
Thursday, February 26
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Season 10 • Episode 13
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal his true identity.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Run Steven Staven! Run!
Season 10 • Episode 14
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house.
Three’s Company
Series • 1984
Friends and Lovers
Season 8 • Episode 21
Jack and Vicky disrupt Janet's wedding.
Three’s Company
Series • 1984
Friends and Lovers
Season 8 • Episode 22
Vicky suggests that she and Jack live together after explaining her fear of marriage.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
A Man About the House
Season 1 • Episode 1
Chrissy and Janet try to convince their landlord that their new male roommate is gay.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
And Mother Makes Four
Season 1 • Episode 2
Chrissy's mother visits for the first time since Jack moved in with the girls.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
It's Only Money
Season 1 • Episode 6
The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Jack the Giant Killer
Season 1 • Episode 5
Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
No Children, No Dogs
Season 1 • Episode 4
Larry gives Jack and the girls a puppy even though Roper doesn't allow pets.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Roper's Niece
Season 1 • Episode 3
Convinced that Jack is gay, Roper decides that he is a safe date for his visiting niece.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Jack Looks for a Job
Season 2 • Episode 2
Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Chrissy's Date
Season 2 • Episode 5
Jack and Janet learn Chrissy's beau is married.
The Three Stooges
Series • 1934
Woman Haters
Episode 1
Unbeknownst to Moe and Curly, Larry has recently been married.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Strange Bedfellows
Season 2 • Episode 4
Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Ground Rules
Season 2 • Episode 1
Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Janet's Promotion
Season 2 • Episode 3
When Janet is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance.
The Guardian
Feature Film • 2006
A trainer at a Coast Guard school for rescue swimmers turns a cocky recruit into his protégé.
Inglourious Basterds
Feature Film • 2009
Jewish soldiers go on the hunt for Nazi scalps in German-occupied France.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Feature Film • 2000
Three escaped convicts (George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson) search for buried treasure.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2002
The Thought That Counts
Season 7 • Episode 11
Debra feels slighted after Raymond buys his mom a very thoughtful gift.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Grandpa Steals
Season 7 • Episode 12
Frank must make amends with his granddaughter when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Somebody Hates Raymond
Season 7 • Episode 13
Raymond discovers that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Just a Formality
Season 7 • Episode 14
Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Season 3 • Episode 2
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Season 3 • Episode 5
Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Season 3 • Episode 6
Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Season 3 • Episode 7
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Season 3 • Episode 8
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Madame and Her Special Friend
Season 3 • Episode 9
Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors; Charlie tries to stop Jake.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Something Salted and Twisted
Season 3 • Episode 10
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2005
Santa's Village of the Damned
Season 3 • Episode 11
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
That Special Tug
Season 3 • Episode 12
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Season 3 • Episode 13
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
Friday, February 27
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Season 10 • Episode 15
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Season 10 • Episode 16
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance.
Inglourious Basterds
Feature Film • 2009
Jewish soldiers go on the hunt for Nazi scalps in German-occupied France.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Feature Film • 2000
Three escaped convicts (George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson) search for buried treasure.
The Big Lebowski
Feature Film • 1998
Bowling buddies attempt to help a multimillionaire and his family from mobsters.
Hot Tub Time Machine
Feature Film • 2010
A hot tub transports four pals back to their heyday in the 1980s.
Superbad
Feature Film • 2007
Co-dependent high school teens hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Billy Madison
Feature Film • 1995
An adult goof-off goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company.
Happy Gilmore
Feature Film • 1996
A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour.
Mr. Deeds
Feature Film • 2002
A small-town pizzeria owner (Adam Sandler) inherits $40 billion.
Superbad
Feature Film • 2007
Co-dependent high school teens hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Hot Tub Time Machine
Feature Film • 2010
A hot tub transports four pals back to their heyday in the 1980s.
Saturday, February 28
The Big Lebowski
Feature Film • 1998
Bowling buddies attempt to help a multimillionaire and his family from mobsters.
Mr. Deeds
Feature Film • 2002
A small-town pizzeria owner (Adam Sandler) inherits $40 billion.
The Three Stooges
Series • 1950
Punchy Cowpunchers
Episode 1
The cavalry hires the boys to capture outlaws.
Night Court
Series • 1990
The Blues of the Birth
Season 7 • Episode 24
Christine goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger.
Night Court
Series • 1990
A Family Affair
Season 8 • Episode 1
Dan's sister, who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a "fling.".
Night Court
Series • 1990
A Family Affair
Season 8 • Episode 2
Bull proposes to Dan's amorous sister after being accused of seducing her.
Mr. Mom
Feature Film • 1983
An engineer's wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives.
Billy Madison
Feature Film • 1995
An adult goof-off goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company.
Happy Gilmore
Feature Film • 1996
A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour.
Major League II
Feature Film • 1994
Lazy Cleveland ballplayers (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) get a new coach (Tom Berenger).
Major League
Feature Film • 1989
Lazy ballplayers (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear new owner wants them to lose.
Major League II
Feature Film • 1994
Lazy Cleveland ballplayers (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) get a new coach (Tom Berenger).
Major League
Feature Film • 1989
Lazy ballplayers (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear new owner wants them to lose.
Sunday, March 1
A League of Their Own
Feature Film • 1992
The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a has-been as a manager.
Three Amigos!
Feature Film • 1986
Silly silent-film cowboys (Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Martin Short) go to Mexico.
Night Court
Series • 1989
Blue Suede Bull
Season 7 • Episode 5
Dan returns a favor from Bull by agreeing to coach him in the arena of love.
Crocodile Dundee
Feature Film • 1986
A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.
A League of Their Own
Feature Film • 1992
The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a has-been as a manager.
Three Amigos!
Feature Film • 1986
Silly silent-film cowboys (Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Martin Short) go to Mexico.
Crocodile Dundee
Feature Film • 1986
A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.
A League of Their Own
Feature Film • 1992
The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a has-been as a manager.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Disciplinarian
Season 7 • Episode 15
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Sweet Charity
Season 7 • Episode 16
Ray relishes his volunteer work at the hospital because patients treat him like a celebrity.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Meeting the Parents
Season 7 • Episode 17
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Plan
Season 7 • Episode 18
Ray convinces Robert to botch the wedding invitations to get out of helping with the wedding plans.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Sleepover at Peggy's
Season 7 • Episode 19
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he fears that his cookie-drive rival is flirting with him.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Who's Next
Season 7 • Episode 20
Ray seems pleased that Debra has chosen Linda to replace her if she dies.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Shower
Season 7 • Episode 21
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Baggage
Season 7 • Episode 22
Ray and Debra engage in a battle of wills over who is responsible for putting a suitcase away.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Bachelor Party
Season 7 • Episode 23
Debra berates Ray for his poor bachelor party for Robert and exhorts him to do it again properly.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Robert's Wedding
Season 7 • Episode 24
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Monday, March 2
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Robert's Wedding
Season 7 • Episode 25
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Fun with Debra
Season 8 • Episode 1
Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Thank You Notes
Season 8 • Episode 2
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out "thank you" notes.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Home From School
Season 8 • Episode 3
Michael refuses to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Misery Loves Company
Season 8 • Episode 4
Robert and Amy offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Contractor
Season 8 • Episode 5
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Peter on the Couch
Season 8 • Episode 6
Amy invites her brother to dinner, but he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Liars
Season 8 • Episode 7
Ray's little white lie to his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Surprise Party
Season 8 • Episode 8
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
The Bird
Season 8 • Episode 9
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Coach
Series • 1989
Kelly and the Professor
Season 1 • Episode 1
Kelly cancels her weekly dinner with Hayden for a date with an unknown faculty member.
Coach
Series • 1989
Pilot
Season 1 • Episode 2
Hayden's fatherly instincts are awakened when Kelly comes back to Minnesota for college.
Coach
Series • 1989
Kelly, Meet Christine
Season 1 • Episode 3
Christine demands Hayden be truthful with Kelly about their relationship.
Coach
Series • 1989
I'm in Love With a Boy Named Stuart
Season 1 • Episode 4
Kelly brings her new boyfriend Stuart, to dinner to meet Hayden. Hayden does not like him.
Coach
Series • 1989
The Loss Weekend
Season 1 • Episode 5
When Hayden is depressed over his team's losing streak, Christine tries to cancel their date.
Coach
Series • 1989
Gambling for Meat
Season 1 • Episode 6
Luther thinks his 30-day suspension means he has been fired, so he takes another job.
Coach
Series • 1989
19 Candles
Season 1 • Episode 7
Hayden plans a quiet birthday celebration for Kelly who invites Stuart.
Coach
Series • 1989
Parents' Weekend
Season 1 • Episode 8
Hayden won't tell his former wife (Lenore Kasdorf) about Christine.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1977
The Reverend Sanford
Season 6 • Episode 19
Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1977
The Will
Season 6 • Episode 20
Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1977
Fred the Activist
Season 6 • Episode 21
Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1977
The Lucky Streak
Season 6 • Episode 22
Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1977
Funny, You Don't Look It
Season 6 • Episode 23
Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1977
Fred Sings the Blues
Season 6 • Episode 24
Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1977
School Daze
Season 6 • Episode 25
Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Crossed Swords
Season 1 • Episode 1
Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Roper's Car
Season 2 • Episode 7
Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Chrissy's Night Out
Season 2 • Episode 9
Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Helen's Job
Season 2 • Episode 13
Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Alone Together
Season 2 • Episode 6
Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Cyrano de Tripper
Season 2 • Episode 8
Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Stanley Casanova
Season 2 • Episode 10
Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Jack's Uncle
Season 2 • Episode 12
Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Janet's High School Sweetheart
Season 2 • Episode 11
Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2003
Jazz Records
Season 8 • Episode 10
Frank recalls how Ray ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Debra at the Lodge
Season 8 • Episode 11
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Slave
Season 8 • Episode 12
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Whose Side Are You On?
Season 8 • Episode 13
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Lateness
Season 8 • Episode 14
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Party Dress
Season 8 • Episode 15
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Security
Season 8 • Episode 16
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
The Ingrate
Season 8 • Episode 17
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Crazy Chin
Season 8 • Episode 18
Robert is defensive when Amy's parents point out his strange habit.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
The Nice Talk
Season 8 • Episode 19
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle, Ray and Pat trade stories about their families.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Blabbermouths
Season 8 • Episode 20
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
The Model
Season 8 • Episode 21
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots to start his modeling career.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
The Mentor
Season 8 • Episode 22
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Golf for It
Season 8 • Episode 23
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
Tuesday, March 3
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
The Home
Season 9 • Episode 1
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Not So Fast
Season 9 • Episode 2
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Happy Birthday, Pop
Season 1 • Episode 2
Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride
Season 1 • Episode 3
Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Copper Caper
Season 1 • Episode 4
Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
A Matter of Life and Breath
Season 1 • Episode 5
When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
We Were Robbed
Season 1 • Episode 6
Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
A Pad for Lamont
Season 1 • Episode 7
Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Great Sanford Siege
Season 1 • Episode 8
Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Coffins for Sale
Season 1 • Episode 9
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Barracuda
Season 1 • Episode 10
Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
TV or Not TV
Season 1 • Episode 11
Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Suitcase Case
Season 1 • Episode 12
When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Return of the Barracuda
Season 1 • Episode 13
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Piano Movers
Season 1 • Episode 14
Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
By the Numbers
Season 2 • Episode 1
Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet; Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Whiplash
Season 2 • Episode 2
Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Dowry
Season 2 • Episode 3
Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Jealousy
Season 2 • Episode 4
Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.
Iron Eagle
Feature Film • 1986
Ex-fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free father.
Police Academy
Feature Film • 1984
The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits (Steve Guttenberg, Michael Winslow).
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Feature Film • 1986
A teen (Matthew Broderick) plays hooky in Chicago with friends (Alan Ruck, Mia Sara).
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Angry Sex
Season 9 • Episode 3
Ray worries that Debra's fight with Marie could put a stop to his plans.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
P.T. & A
Season 9 • Episode 4
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Ally's F
Season 9 • Episode 5
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Boys' Therapy
Season 9 • Episode 6
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Season 3 • Episode 14
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
My Tongue Is Meat
Season 3 • Episode 15
Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 • Episode 16
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Season 3 • Episode 17
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Season 3 • Episode 18
Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Season 3 • Episode 19
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3 • Episode 20
Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
And the Plot Moistens
Season 3 • Episode 21
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Season 3 • Episode 22
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Arguments for the Quickie
Season 3 • Episode 23
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
Wednesday, March 4
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Season 10 • Episode 17
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
The 9:04 From Pemberton
Season 10 • Episode 18
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
Police Academy
Feature Film • 1984
The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits (Steve Guttenberg, Michael Winslow).
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Feature Film • 1986
A teen (Matthew Broderick) plays hooky in Chicago with friends (Alan Ruck, Mia Sara).
Iron Eagle
Feature Film • 1986
Ex-fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free father.
Three’s Company
Series • 1977
Three's Christmas
Season 2 • Episode 14
The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Gift
Season 2 • Episode 15
Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Baby Sitters
Season 2 • Episode 17
Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Rivals
Season 2 • Episode 16
Janet gets jealous of Chrissy when a handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Home Movies
Season 2 • Episode 18
Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Jack in the Flower Shop
Season 2 • Episode 19
Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Jack's Navy Pal
Season 2 • Episode 20
The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening gets ruined.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Will the Real Jack Tripper ...
Season 2 • Episode 21
A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Days of Beer and Weeds
Season 2 • Episode 22
Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Chrissy Come Home
Season 2 • Episode 23
Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Bird Song
Season 2 • Episode 24
The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Coffee, Tea or Jack?
Season 2 • Episode 25
An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Good Old Reliable Janet
Season 3 • Episode 2
Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Double Date
Season 3 • Episode 1
Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Chrissy and the Guru
Season 3 • Episode 7
A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Love Diary
Season 3 • Episode 3
Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Fast
Season 3 • Episode 4
Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
Debra's Parents
Season 9 • Episode 7
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2004
A Job for Robert
Season 9 • Episode 8
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
A Date for Peter
Season 9 • Episode 9
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
Favors
Season 9 • Episode 10
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3 • Episode 24
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Working for Caligula
Season 4 • Episode 1
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 • Episode 2
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Season 4 • Episode 3
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
A Pot-Smoking Monkey
Season 4 • Episode 4
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Season 4 • Episode 5
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Apologies for the Frivolity
Season 4 • Episode 6
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Season 4 • Episode 7
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Release the Dogs
Season 4 • Episode 8
Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Season 4 • Episode 9
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
Thursday, March 5
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
Season 10 • Episode 19
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Season 10 • Episode 20
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her daughter.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Helen's Rendezvous
Season 3 • Episode 5
Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
My Sister's Keeper
Season 3 • Episode 6
Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Chrissy's New Boss
Season 3 • Episode 9
Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Larry's Bride
Season 3 • Episode 8
The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Party's Over
Season 3 • Episode 12
Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Crush
Season 3 • Episode 10
The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
The Kleptomaniac
Season 3 • Episode 11
Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.
Three’s Company
Series • 1978
Eleanor's Return
Season 3 • Episode 13
Jack fears another roommate will replace him.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Catered Affair
Season 3 • Episode 16
Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Older Woman
Season 3 • Episode 14
Jack falls in love with an older woman.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Stanley's Hotline
Season 3 • Episode 15
Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Harder They Fall
Season 3 • Episode 18
Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Best Laid Plans
Season 3 • Episode 17
Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Jack Moves Out
Season 3 • Episode 21
Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Anniversary Surprise
Season 3 • Episode 20
Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.
Pulp Fiction
Feature Film • 1994
Two hit men (John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson), a boxer and a crime boss meet their fates.
Beverly Hills Cop II
Feature Film • 1987
The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to unravel the Alphabet Crimes.
Beverly Hills Cop
Feature Film • 1984
A hip detective (Eddie Murphy) shows local police (Judge Reinhold, John Ashton) how it's done.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
The Faux Pas
Season 9 • Episode 11
Ray upsets his family with a funny comment he made to one of the children's friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
Tasteless Frank
Season 9 • Episode 12
Frank puts salt on the lasagna, so Marie fears that she has lost her touch in the kitchen.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
Sister-in-Law
Season 9 • Episode 13
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
The Power of No
Season 9 • Episode 14
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Season 4 • Episode 10
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2006
Walnuts and Demerol
Season 4 • Episode 11
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Season 4 • Episode 12
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Season 4 • Episode 13
Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Season 4 • Episode 14
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
My Damn Stalker
Season 4 • Episode 15
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Season 4 • Episode 16
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Season 4 • Episode 17
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Season 4 • Episode 18
Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Season 4 • Episode 19
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
Friday, March 6
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Another Night With Neil Diamond
Season 10 • Episode 21
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
My Bodacious Vidalia
Season 10 • Episode 22
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma.
Pulp Fiction
Feature Film • 1994
Two hit men (John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson), a boxer and a crime boss meet their fates.
Beverly Hills Cop
Feature Film • 1984
A hip detective (Eddie Murphy) shows local police (Judge Reinhold, John Ashton) how it's done.
Beverly Hills Cop II
Feature Film • 1987
The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to unravel the Alphabet Crimes.
Jumanji
Feature Film • 1995
Siblings Peter and Judy find a magical, jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic.
WarGames
Feature Film • 1983
A teen taps his computer into NORAD misile-defense system and plays a video game.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Feature Film • 1986
A teen (Matthew Broderick) plays hooky in Chicago with friends (Alan Ruck, Mia Sara).
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead
Feature Film • 1991
Now-in-charge L.A. teen (Christina Applegate) lands job to feed her siblings.
Doc Hollywood
Feature Film • 1991
An upstart plastic surgeon gets stuck in a one-doctor Southern town and falls in love with a local.
Galaxy Quest
Feature Film • 1999
Aliens kidnap actors from an old sci-fi TV series to fight a war.
Saturday, March 7
Tremors
Feature Film • 1990
People (Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter) flee four big worms with multiple tongues.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Feature Film • 1986
A teen (Matthew Broderick) plays hooky in Chicago with friends (Alan Ruck, Mia Sara).
WarGames
Feature Film • 1983
A teen taps his computer into NORAD misile-defense system and plays a video game.
Back to School
Feature Film • 1986
Earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) joins son (Keith Gordon) at college.
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead
Feature Film • 1991
Now-in-charge L.A. teen (Christina Applegate) lands job to feed her siblings.
Doc Hollywood
Feature Film • 1991
An upstart plastic surgeon gets stuck in a one-doctor Southern town and falls in love with a local.
Galaxy Quest
Feature Film • 1999
Aliens kidnap actors from an old sci-fi TV series to fight a war.
Tremors
Feature Film • 1990
People (Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter) flee four big worms with multiple tongues.
The Mummy
Feature Film • 1999
A man opens a tomb unleashing a mummy seeking revenge for a curse laid upon him 3,000 years earlier.
The Mummy Returns
Feature Film • 2001
Two evil forces pursue the son of adventurer Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser).
Sunday, March 8
Zombieland
Feature Film • 2009
Survivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg) of an apocalypse join forces against zombies.
Demolition Man
Feature Film • 1993
The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer to catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles.
Night Court
Series • 1990
Death Takes a Halloween
Season 8 • Episode 5
Harry jails a self-proclaimed spirit of death; Dan's obituary appears.
Night Court
Series • 1990
Crossroads
Season 8 • Episode 6
In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point.
Night Court
Series • 1990
Crossroads
Season 8 • Episode 7
In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point.
Zombieland
Feature Film • 2009
Survivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg) of an apocalypse join forces against zombies.
Demolition Man
Feature Film • 1993
The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer to catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles.
The Mummy Returns
Feature Film • 2001
Two evil forces pursue the son of adventurer Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser).
The Mummy
Feature Film • 1999
A man opens a tomb unleashing a mummy seeking revenge for a curse laid upon him 3,000 years earlier.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
Pat's Secret
Season 9 • Episode 15
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 2005
The Finale
Season 9 • Episode 16
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Pilot
Season 1 • Episode 1
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
I Love You
Season 1 • Episode 2
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
I Wish I Were Gus
Season 1 • Episode 3
Ray hopes his eulogy for Uncle Gus will resolve a family feud.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Standard Deviation
Season 1 • Episode 4
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Look Don't Touch
Season 1 • Episode 5
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Frank the Writer
Season 1 • Episode 6
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and wants his own newspaper column.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Your Place or Mine?
Season 1 • Episode 7
After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
In-Laws
Season 1 • Episode 8
Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Win, Lose or Draw
Season 1 • Episode 9
Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Turkey or Fish
Season 1 • Episode 10
Debra opts for Thanksgiving fish to avoid competing with Marie's cooking.
Monday, March 9
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
Captain Nemo
Season 1 • Episode 11
Ray coaches a team for the Pizza League basketball championship.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1996
The Ball
Season 1 • Episode 12
Ray doubts everyone when he learns his prized Mickey Mantle autographed baseball is a fake.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Debra's Sick
Season 1 • Episode 13
Baby-sitting, Ray schedules a meeting with Terry Bradshaw while they're at the pediatrician's.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Who's Handsome?
Season 1 • Episode 14
Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
The Car
Season 1 • Episode 15
Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile."
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Diamonds
Season 1 • Episode 16
Ray tries to sneakily replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring when he discovers it is fake.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
The Game
Season 1 • Episode 17
A board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Recovering Pessimist
Season 1 • Episode 18
Debra persuades Ray to be optimistic, but he struggles as the only upbeat person in the family.
Coach
Series • 1989
I'm Sorry I Told You My Wife Was Dead
Season 1 • Episode 9
Hayden consoles the widow of a wealthy alumnus to secure a substantial donation.
Coach
Series • 1989
Define Romance
Season 1 • Episode 10
Hayden is upset when Christine accepts a date with another man.
Coach
Series • 1989
Whose Team Is It Anyway?
Season 1 • Episode 11
Hayden wants to teach the star player a lesson when he develops a superiority complex.
Coach
Series • 1989
Hoot, Hoot Hike
Season 1 • Episode 12
Kelly's new dance teacher, Madame Roola, creates a football ballet and romances Hayden.
Coach
Series • 1989
Dauber's Blowout
Season 1 • Episode 13
A Conduct Committee member's car is to play an important part at Dauber's season-end party.
Coach
Series • 1989
I Don't Know Much About Art, But I Know What Makes Me Mad
Season 2 • Episode 1
Hayden tells Christine that he doesn't like her art; Christine doesn't appreciate his attitude.
Coach
Series • 1989
Dauber's Got a Girl
Season 2 • Episode 2
Hayden feuds with the girls' basketball coach, Dauber's new flame.
Coach
Series • 1989
Bring Me the Head of Stuart Rosebrock
Season 2 • Episode 3
Hayden comes to regret his actions when he accidentally causes Kelly and Stuart to break up.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Tooth or Consequences
Season 2 • Episode 5
When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Card Sharps
Season 2 • Episode 6
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Have Gun, Will Sell
Season 2 • Episode 7
A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!
Season 2 • Episode 8
Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Shootout
Season 2 • Episode 9
Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Blood Is Thicker Than Junk
Season 2 • Episode 10
Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three
Season 2 • Episode 11
Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
A Guest in the Yard
Season 2 • Episode 12
A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Triangle Troubles
Season 3 • Episode 22
Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Bake-Off
Season 3 • Episode 19
Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Moving On
Season 3 •
The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Stanley, the Ladies' Man
Season 3 •
Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Jack on the Lam
Season 4 • Episode 1
Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Love Thy Neighbor
Season 4 • Episode 2
Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The New Landlord
Season 4 • Episode 3
The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Snow Job
Season 4 • Episode 4
Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
The Dog
Season 1 • Episode 19
Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Neighbors
Season 1 • Episode 20
When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Fascinatin' Debra
Season 1 • Episode 21
When a radio psychologist visits, Debra feels dull compared to the other Barones.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Why Are We Here?
Season 1 • Episode 22
Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Ray's on TV
Season 2 • Episode 1
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Father Knows Least
Season 2 • Episode 2
Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Brother
Season 2 • Episode 3
The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Mozart
Season 2 • Episode 4
To teach Ally not to be a quitter, Ray resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Golf
Season 2 • Episode 5
Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Anniversary
Season 2 • Episode 6
Ray learns that his parents were separated and would have divorced if he hadn't broken his arm.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
Working Late Again
Season 2 • Episode 7
Debra gets Ray to set up a home office so he can spend more time with the family.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
The Children's Book
Season 2 • Episode 8
Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
The Gift
Season 2 • Episode 9
Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
High School
Season 2 • Episode 10
At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
The Letter
Season 2 • Episode 11
After a Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1997
All I Want for Christmas
Season 2 • Episode 12
Romance on Christmas morning ends when Ray's family drops in.
Tuesday, March 10
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna
Season 2 • Episode 13
Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1972
The Light Housekeeper
Season 2 • Episode 14
When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
The Big Party
Season 2 • Episode 15
Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
A Visit From Lena Horne
Season 2 • Episode 16
Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Lamont Goes African
Season 2 • Episode 17
Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Watts Side Story
Season 2 • Episode 18
Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
The Infernal Triangle
Season 2 • Episode 19
Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Pops 'n' Pals
Season 2 • Episode 20
Fred schemes to make Lamont feel guilty when he feels that his son is ignoring him.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Home Sweet Home for the Aged
Season 2 • Episode 21
Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.
Sanford & Son
Series • 1973
Pot Luck
Season 2 • Episode 22
Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.
2012
Feature Film • 2009
A man (John Cusack) tries to lead his family to safety, as the world collapses around them.
Colombiana
Feature Film • 2011
Cataleya, named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.
The Taking of Pelham 123
Feature Film • 2009
A dispatcher tries to outwit criminals hijacking a New York subway train.
S.W.A.T.
Feature Film • 2003
L.A. S.W.A.T. team must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Civil Wars
Season 2 • Episode 13
Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Mia Famiglia
Season 2 • Episode 14
Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Marie's Meatballs
Season 2 • Episode 15
Marie hesitates when Ray asks her to teach Debra her cooking secrets.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Checkbook
Season 2 • Episode 16
Ray creates a financial fiasco when he takes over the books from Debra.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Season 4 • Episode 20
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Season 4 • Episode 21
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Season 4 • Episode 22
Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Season 4 • Episode 23
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Prostitutes and Gelato
Season 4 • Episode 24
Evelyn's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Season 5 • Episode 1
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Season 5 • Episode 2
Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Season 5 • Episode 3
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
City of Great Racks
Season 5 • Episode 4
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Season 5 • Episode 5
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Season 10 • Episode 23
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Nangnangnangnang
Season 11 • Episode 1
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Wednesday, March 11
2012
Feature Film • 2009
A man (John Cusack) tries to lead his family to safety, as the world collapses around them.
The Taking of Pelham 123
Feature Film • 2009
A dispatcher tries to outwit criminals hijacking a New York subway train.
S.W.A.T.
Feature Film • 2003
L.A. S.W.A.T. team must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
A Camping We Will Go
Season 4 • Episode 8
The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Jack the Ripper
Season 4 • Episode 5
Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Lifesaver
Season 4 • Episode 6
A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Chrissy's Hospitality
Season 4 • Episode 9
Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Old Folks at Home
Season 4 • Episode 7
The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Loan Shark
Season 4 • Episode 10
Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Love Barge
Season 4 • Episode 11
Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
Ralph's Rival
Season 4 • Episode 12
Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
A Black Letter Day
Season 4 • Episode 13
The girls each think the other is dating Jack.
Three’s Company
Series • 1979
The Reverend Steps Out
Season 4 • Episode 14
Chrissy thinks her father is having an affair.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Larry Loves Janet
Season 4 • Episode 15
Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Mighty Mouth
Season 4 • Episode 16
Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
The Love Lesson
Season 4 • Episode 17
Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Handcuffed
Season 4 • Episode 18
Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
And Baby Makes Two
Season 4 • Episode 19
Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Ride-Along
Season 2 • Episode 17
Boredom turns to terror when Ray rides on patrol with Robert.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Family Bed
Season 2 • Episode 18
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Good Girls
Season 2 • Episode 19
Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than Debra because Amy is still a virgin.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
T-Ball
Season 2 • Episode 20
Debra fights with a parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Season 5 • Episode 6
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Season 5 • Episode 7
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Season 5 • Episode 8
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Tight's Good
Season 5 • Episode 9
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2007
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Season 5 • Episode 10
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Meander to Your Dander
Season 5 • Episode 11
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Season 5 • Episode 12
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
The Soil Is Moist
Season 5 • Episode 13
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Winky-Dink Time
Season 5 • Episode 14
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Season 5 • Episode 15
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Season 11 • Episode 2
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
This Unblessed Biscuit
Season 11 • Episode 3
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
Thursday, March 12
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Jack's Bad Boy
Season 4 • Episode 20
A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
Season 4 • Episode 21
Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
The Root of All Evil
Season 4 • Episode 22
Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Secret Admirer
Season 4 • Episode 23
Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
The Goodbye Guy
Season 4 • Episode 24
The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Jack's Graduation
Season 4 • Episode 25
A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
... And Justice for Jack
Season 5 • Episode 2
Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
A Crowded Romance
Season 5 • Episode 5
Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs
Season 5 • Episode 1
Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
A Hundred Dollars a What?
Season 5 • Episode 3
Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.
Three’s Company
Series • 1980
Downhill Chaser
Season 5 • Episode 4
A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.
The Three Stooges
Series • 1954
Scotched in Scotland
Episode 6
The boys trail burglars to a Scottish castle.
Iron Eagle
Feature Film • 1986
Ex-fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free father.
Under Siege
Feature Film • 1992
Two military madmen hijack a nuclear-armed Navy battleship with a SEAL commando on board as a cook.
Conan the Destroyer
Feature Film • 1984
A bad queen wants Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to fetch a magic horn.
Conan the Barbarian
Feature Film • 1982
Pit fighter Conan sets out with a Mongol and a queen to take his father's sword from a snake king.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Traffic School
Season 2 • Episode 21
Robert uses a ventriloquist's dummy to enliven his traffic-school classes.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
Six Feet Under
Season 2 • Episode 22
Ray has a midlife crisis; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Wedding
Season 2 • Episode 24
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Series • 1998
The Wedding
Season 2 • Episode 25
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 • Episode 16
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 • Episode 17
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5 • Episode 18
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5 • Episode 19
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Season 6 • Episode 1
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Pie Hole, Herb
Season 6 • Episode 2
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Season 6 • Episode 3
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
The Flavin' and the Mavin
Season 6 • Episode 4
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
A Jock Strap in Hell
Season 6 • Episode 5
The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2008
It's Always Nazi Week
Season 6 • Episode 6
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Season 11 • Episode 4
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
Two and a Half Men
Series • 2013
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Season 11 • Episode 5
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue acting.
Friday, March 13
Conan the Barbarian
Feature Film • 1982
Pit fighter Conan sets out with a Mongol and a queen to take his father's sword from a snake king.
Conan the Destroyer
Feature Film • 1984
A bad queen wants Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to fetch a magic horn.
Backdraft
Feature Film • 1991
Firefighter brothers (Kurt Russell, William Baldwin) face arson in Chicago.
Air Force One
Feature Film • 1997
Communist radicals led by a ruthless terrorist hijack the U.S. president's plane.
To Be Announced
TBA • 2014
Programming to be announced.
The Taking of Pelham 123
Feature Film • 2009
A dispatcher tries to outwit criminals hijacking a New York subway train.
Donnie Brasco
Feature Film • 1997
Unwittingly, a mobster (Al Pacino) helps an undercover FBI agent (Johnny Depp).
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