Best Lines of the Week: (Sept. 29-Oct. 5): ‘I Don’t Have Any Agenda, Except to Win’
Ghosted
Max: “Wow this is our first mission. What should I do?”
Leroy: “Stay quiet.”
– Leroy (Craig Robinson) and Max (Adam Scott) are still in the adjustment period with their new partnership during their first paranormal activities mission.
Outlander
Jamie: “You do not want me then?”
Lord John: “I should probably want you til the day I die, but…tempted as I am, do you really think I would accept?”
– Jamie (Sam Heughan) and Lord John (Oscar Kennedy) discussing Jamie offering his body in exchange for John looking after his son when he leaves. Turns out that it isn’t necessary because Lord John will be marrying Lady Isobel (Tanya Reynolds), and through that will become Willie’s stepfather.
American Horror Story
Ivy: “Radicals are the only people who’ve ever gotten anything done. I’m ready. I hate this country — what it’s become. I hate my fucking wife for letting it happen. The only thing I love right now is my son, and I will do whatever it takes to make the world a better place for him. Even if it means burning it all down.”
– Ivy (Alison Pill) shares with Winter (Billie Lourd) why she joined Kai’s (Evan Peters) Trump-supporting cult.
Kevin (Probably) Saves the World
Reese Cabrera: “You think you can just come into our lives and fix everything? I don’t even know you. You’re a Christmas card with twenty bucks in it.”
– Reese (Chloe East) gets real with her estranged uncle Kevin (Jason Ritter).
Law & Order True Crime: The Menendez Murders
Leslie Abramson: “People like that don’t just wake up and turn into Charlie Manson.”
– Leslie (Edie Falco) tries to uncover why her clients, the Menendez brothers, murdered their parents.
The Big Bang Theory
Howard Wolowitz: “This is public radio. Doesn’t he realize that dozens of people are listening to him?”
– Howard (Simon Helberg), the ever-encouraging friend, discusses Leonard’s (Johnny Galecki) interview on NPR.
Ten Days in the Valley
Casey: “Jane doesn’t know about us, right?”
Pete: “C’mon, she barely even knows your real name.”
– Pete (Kick Gurry) asking Jane’s (Kyra Sedgwick) assistant and his secret lover, Casey (Emily Kinney), to be his alibi for the disappearance of his daughter.
Keeping Up With the Kardashians
Khloe Kardashian: “Tristan and I, within the next 70 years, we will hopefully have kids together. And if not? It will just be him and I, clubbing it up, rosé all day.”
– Khloe Kardashian sharing her plans about having kids with boyfriend Tristan Thompson, which is a bit ironic given all the rumors that she is currently five months pregnant with their first child.
Hell’s Kitchen
Benjamin Knack, Season 5 All-Star: “I don’t have any agenda, except to win.”
– Even though Chef Ben’s first dish of the season was a 2/5, we admire his determination.
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