Best Lines on TV This Week (July 22-28): 'I'm Chill Until I'm Not'

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Midnight, Texas - Joanne Camp, Francois Arnaud
NBC

Midnight, Texas

Xylda: “You’ll be safe in Midnight.”

Manfred: “That would mean a whole lot more coming from someone who wasn’t dead.”

-Xylda (Joanne Camp) fails at appeasing Manfred (François Arnaud).

Signed - Lenny Santiago, Rick Ross, The Dream,
VH1

Signed

Rick: “That a fur?”

Tyler: “Yeah, it’s a faux fur. But it’s faux grizzly.”

Rick: “What does that mean, faux?”

The-Dream: ”It’s like a fake fur.”

Rick: “Well, that’s a chihuahua. No damn fur. What’s wrong with you?”

-Rick Ross on contestant Tyler Gary’s fake fur coat.

Being Mary Jane - Michael Ealy, Gabrielle Union
BET

Being Mary Jane

Justin: “This is when the city is at its quietest. And when the sun comes up, you can see the light. And everything the light touches can be yours.”

Mary Jane:“Did you just quote The Lion King?”

Justin: “It’s a great film.”

-Justin (Michael Ealy) explains to Mary Jane (Gabrielle Union) why he loves waking up so early.

AMERICAN GRIT - John Cena
JEFFREY NEIRA/FOX

American Grit

John Cena: “I think it’s a great time for a challenge on leadership. I’m not just gonna say the word ‘leadership’ and throw the ninja smoke bomb and be gone.”

-John Cena discussing his next challenge with The Cadre.

BACHELORETTE - RACHEL LINDSAY, PETER
George Burns/ABC

The Bachelorette

Rachel Lindsay: “I’m chill until I’m not.”

-Rachel gets real.

THE FOSTERS - MAIA MITCHELL, DAVID LAMBERT
Eric McCandless/Freeform

The Fosters

Brandon: “We all have a bunch of sides. You’re just complicated. In a good way. You have a lot of layers, and that other picture is just you with some of them peeled back.”

-Brandon (David Lambert) gives Callie (Maia Mitchell) a confidence boost.

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN - PAULA PATTON
Eike Schroter/ABC

Somewhere Between

Mysterious prophet: “Fate is your enemy, you can’t flee from her. The only way is to fight her head on.”

-An eerie woman gives Laura (Paula Patton) an ominous warning.

John Medland/Freeform
SHADOWHUNTERS -ALBERTO ROSENDE

Shadowhunters

Maia: “That’s really sweet of you, but I can’t. I’m busy.”

Simon: “I didn’t give you a date yet.”

-Simon (Alberto Rosende) strikes out while asking Maia (Alisha Wainwright) out on a date.

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