Best Lines of the Week (December 9-15): ‘Christmas Is the Best Time for Ghost Stories’

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Superstore (NBC)

Glenn: Yesterday you were just some nobody floor manager, and now you’re ordering ice pops all by yourself!

— Glenn (Mark McKinney) starts training Amy (America Ferrera) to become a store manager.

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Riverdale (The CW)

Gladys: Hiram Lodge, huh? That good-looking short stack was always trouble.

— Gladys (Gina Gershon) cracking a joke when everyone realizes Hiram (Mark Consuelos) is dealing new drug Fizzle Rocks.

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Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (Netflix)

Ambrose: Christmas is the best time for ghost stories.

— The Spellmans get into the Winter Solstice spirit in the holiday special “A Midwinter’s Tale.”

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Modern Family (ABC)

Claire: I order five rolls from some kid for a school drive, he shows up with 50 — his fault. Then he bursts into tears, like it’s on me that he can’t count?

Luke: I was 6, mom.

— Claire (Julie Bowen) blaming Luke (Nolan Gould) for why she ended up with excess holiday wrapping paper.

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American Housewife (ABC)

Angela: That’s cold.

Doris: You did the same thing to your wife!

Angela: A lesbian can do anything a heterosexual can do, Doris.

— Katie (Katy Mixon), Angela (Carly Hughes), and Doris (Ali Wong) have a girls chat about Katie’s parents’ relationship.

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Happy Together (CBS)

Bonnie: Next time you go shopping, would you get regular milk? Almond milk kind of upsets Gerald. Not stomach-wise, just the idea of it.

— Bonnie (Stephnie Weir) invades Claire’s (Amber Stevens West) fridge after a Cooper James (Felix Mallard) super fan breaks into their house.

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Fuller House (Netflix)

Stephanie: Oh, Die Hard! Now it feels like Christmas.

— The Tanner family gets into the Christmas spirit.

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Bob’s Burgers (Fox)

Gene: Saving Private Ryan called. It wants its opening scene back.

— A sledding trip goes awry after the kids get attacked by teens throwing snowballs.

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The Flash (The CW)

Barry Allen: No matter what mask I wear, I will always show you my true face.

— Barry Allen (Grant Gustin) and Iris West Allen (Candice Patton) have a meaningful conversation after Barry becomes the Green Arrow in the “Elseworlds” crossover event.

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With a horrifying holiday special on Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and a Christmas meltdown on Modern Family, this week was full of drama — but also family moments and holiday cheer!

Click through the gallery above to see our favorite lines of the week!

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