Best Lines of the Week: (Nov. 3-9): ‘Is That the Sound Marriage Makes?’

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta - Kandi Burruss
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta

Todd: “What did Aunt Noris say?
Kandi: “What?”
Todd: “They selling marijuana like we selling chicken. Remember when we was in Colorado?”
– Business is booming at Kandi Burruss’ OLG restaurant, so much so that it’s comparable to the marijuana industry in Colorado.

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE - Melissa Fumero, Joe Lo Truglio
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles Boyle: “Everyone else was like, ‘Ew, there’s a knee in the fryer. I don’t want to sell food out of this.’”
– Charles (Joe Lo Truglio) thinks he’s found a real bargain when he purchases a food truck involved in a gory murder.

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Chelsea Handler: “My mom would just play on a loop these five songs over and over again. I was like, enough with ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town.’ When the f*** is he going to get here?”
– Chelsea Handler shares her memories of holiday music when interviewing Gwen Stefani.

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The Middle

Mrs. Perkins: “Are you taken? I have a whole wallet full of granddaughters.”
– Patient Mrs. Perkins (Eve Brenner) is trying to set up Sue Heck’s (Eden Sher) crush Sean Donahue (Beau Wirick), but as it turns out, he had a date the night before.

Bull - Michael Weatherly
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Bull: “There are far more teachers who vote in elections than district attorneys.”
– Dr. Jason Bull (Michael Weatherly) is quick to pick up on why the mayor asked him to take the case.

Damnation - Logan Marshall-Green, Killian Scott
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Strikebreaker: “So what are you? Some kind of grifter whore?”
Bessie: “That’s exactly what I am.”
Strikebreaker: “Oh, you’re gonna grift plenty out of me, but only if we stay alive.”
– Creeley Turner (Logan Marshall-Green) shows a glimpse of his duties, collecting any information he can find to do what his employers ask of him. That includes finding women in the area that he employs for various tasks.

DC's Legends of Tomorrow - Maisie Richardson- Sellers,ala Ashe, Mick Rory
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DC’s Legends of Tomorrow

Amaya: “Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt, I didn’t realize you were praying.”
Zari: “Mecca is that way, I was just looking for my earring.”
– Zari (Tala Ashe) is a new addition to the team who definitely has a special connection with Amaya (Maisie Richardson-Sellers), but what’s even better is her witty humor.

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Frank: “Smoked up all my meth, got over your mother, and now I’m a new man.”
– Season 8 opens up with a typical Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy) line about how he’s changed but we’ve heard this story many times. What makes this time different? We shall see.

This Is Us - Chrissy Metz, Chris Sullivan
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This Is Us

City Clerk: “So after I issue the marriage license, you come back here tomorrow for the ceremony, bring a witness and whoosh you’re married.”
Toby: “Whoosh. Is that the sound marriage makes?”
City Clerk: “It is here.”
– Kate (Chrissy Metz) remarks that everything about Toby (Chris Sullivan) and her relationship is untraditional so they opt to get married at the courthouse after being informed by the procedure with the City Clerk (John Lee Ames).

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