Best Lines of the Week: (Nov. 25-30): ‘It’s Like Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett; It Just Feels Forced!’

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Arrow - Stephen Amell, Emily Bett Rickards
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DC’s Legends of Tomorrow

Diggle: “Wonderful. Well then I pronounce you both -“
Felicity: “Wait! Wait. Wait, just one second. If you guys don’t mind – I mean if you don’t mind really if you don’t mind, but would you marry us too? Will you marry me?”
– Iris (Candice Patton) and Barry’s (Grant Gustin) wedding gets interrupted once again, but this time around it was by the maid of honor. Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) interrupts just as they are about to officially be pronounced husband and wife so she could propose to Oliver (Stephen Amell) herself.

WAGS: LA - Amber Nichole Miller
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Amber Nichole Miller: “Yes, they are very beautiful on the outside and they paid a lot of money to look that way but listen, that’s the same thing with an apple. Let’s be honest, it might have a shiny exterior but it can still be rotten on the inside.”
– Staying true to the episode titled ‘50 Shades of Shade’, long time girlfriend of MMA star Tito Ortiz, Amber Nichole Miller shades cousins Natalie Halcro and Olivia Pierson on being disingenuous.

Broken Skull Challenge - Steve Austin

Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge

Brandi: “I’m here to re-open that can of whup-ass you used to serve out and dish it to these ladies.”
– When eight ladies come to the Broken Skull Ranch, the challenges stay rough and smack-talk get even dirtier.

SMILF - Miguel Gomez
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Tutu: “Why are you wearing a suit?”
Rafi: “Because I’m taking Larry to get baptized and Bridge can’t stop me.”
– When there’s a disagreement about how to raise baby Larry, daddy Rafi (Miguel Gomez) takes things into his own hands.

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The Good Doctor

Dr. Glassman: “I can’t always be there. I can’t always help you the way you need to be helped, the way you deserve to be helped.”
– Glassman (Richard Schiff) gives a little more insight into why he wants to find Shaun (Freddie Highmore) a life coach who can help him, even though in Shaun’s eyes it seems like Glassman is giving up on him.

Search Party - John Early

Search Party

Elliot: “I was sent to a conversion therapist to turn me straight when I was 5. His name was Dr. Keith.”
Marc: “But your parents are so liberal.”
– In an attempt to cover up the fact that he helped bury Keith’s body, Elliot (John Early) creates another elaborate lie that Marc (Jeffery Self) ends up falling for yet again.

This Is Us - Sterling K. Brown
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This Is Us

Randall: “Life feels like Pac-Man sometimes, I guess. It’s the same game all over again. Same board. Same ghosts. Sometimes, you get a bunch of cherries but eventually and inevitably, those ghosts catch up with you.”
– Randall (Sterling K. Brown) has always been the rational one out of the Big Three but with the pending adoption of Deja (Lyric Ross) he is facing legal and mental roadblocks.

Unexpected - Shelly


Shelly: “How can you decide to make another child when two of your children aren’t raised by you?”
– Caelen’s mother has some choice words about McKayla’s birth mother when she seeks to arrange a joint baby shower.

Superior Donuts - Maz Jobani
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Superior Donuts

Fawz: “Eh, eh, eh, business and principles don’t go together. It’s like Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett, it just feels forced!”
– Fawz (Maz Jobrani) chimes in when he overhears Franco (Jermaine Fowler) arguing with Arthur (Judd Hirsch) about getting a socially conscious flour man for their business.

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