The New Adventures of Old Christine

Thursday, April 18

Bahamian Rhapsody

Season 5 • Episode 1

Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help Barb get an illegal visa.

Thursday, April 18

Burning Love

Season 5 • Episode 2

Richard and Christine are shocked when they realize how much their college buddies have aged.

Thursday, April 18

The Mole

Season 5 • Episode 3

After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics; Richard moves back in with New Christine.

Thursday, April 18

For Love or Money

Season 5 • Episode 4

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

Friday, April 19

Dr. Little Man

Season 5 • Episode 5

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor who shares Matthew's office space.

Friday, April 19

The Curious Case of Britney B

Season 5 • Episode 6

Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.

Friday, April 19

Nuts

Season 5 • Episode 7

Teaching Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

Friday, April 19

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Season 5 • Episode 8

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym.

Saturday, April 20

I Love Woo, I Hate You

Season 5 • Episode 9

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave.

Saturday, April 20

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

Season 5 • Episode 10

Christine decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

Saturday, April 20

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Season 5 • Episode 11

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

Saturday, April 20

A Whale of a Tale

Season 5 • Episode 12

Christine gets an unexpected reaction when she tells her therapist she is in love with him.

Sunday, April 21

Truth or Dare

Season 5 • Episode 13

Christine finds herself falling for Max until Mr. Harris comes back into her life.

Sunday, April 21

A Family Unfair

Season 5 • Episode 14

As Richard and New Christine plan for their new baby, Christine gets jealous.

Sunday, April 21

Sweet Charity

Season 5 • Episode 15

Christine must decide if she should spend some newfound money on herself or donate it to charity.

Sunday, April 21

Subway, Somehow

Season 5 • Episode 16

Christine's attempt at teaching Ritchie's class some street smarts backfires.

Sunday, April 21

Up in the Airport

Season 5 • Episode 17

Christine's plans to take Ritchie to Florida do not turn out as she intended.

Sunday, April 21

Revenge Makeover

Season 5 • Episode 18

Christine takes New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.

Thursday, April 25

I Love What You Do for Me

Season 5 • Episode 19

Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years.

Thursday, April 25

Scream

Season 5 • Episode 20

Christine mistakes a cop for a stripper; New Christine goes into labor.

Thursday, April 25

Get Smarter

Season 5 • Episode 21

Christine persuades Matthew and Barb to throw her an engagement party so she can meet Max's friends.

Thursday, April 25

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.

Friday, April 26

Supertramp

Season 1 • Episode 2

Christine learns that her ex-husband is in a relationship, she resolves to find her own conquest.

Friday, April 26

Open Water

Season 1 • Episode 3

Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date.

Friday, April 26

One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus

Season 1 • Episode 4

Matthew tells Richard that Christine is on her fifth date with a new beau.

Friday, April 26

I'll Show You Mine

Season 1 • Episode 5

Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son.

Saturday, April 27

The Other F Word

Season 1 • Episode 6

Christine tries to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school.

Saturday, April 27

A Long Day's Journey Into Stan

Season 1 • Episode 7

Christine insists she is ready for some time alone after her breakup with Burton.

Saturday, April 27

Teach Your Children Well

Season 1 • Episode 8

Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday.

Saturday, April 27

Ritchie Has Two Mommies

Season 1 • Episode 9

Christine strives for maturity when her ex-husband introduces their son to his "new" Christine.

Sunday, April 28

No Fault Divorce

Season 1 • Episode 10

Christine has some awkward moments at the gym when her former marriage counselor appears.

Sunday, April 28

Exile on Lame Street

Season 1 • Episode 11

Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a rock concert.

Sunday, April 28

Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

Season 1 • Episode 12

Christine's relief at meeting another working mother vanishes.

Sunday, April 28

A Fair to Remember

Season 1 • Episode 13

Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend after a chance meeting.

Sunday, April 28

The Passion of the Christine

Season 2 • Episode 1

Christine discovers that Richie thinks she and Richard have gotten back together.

Sunday, April 28

The Answer Is Maybe

Season 2 • Episode 2

Christine agrees to go on a date with a handsome stranger (Scott Bakula).

Thursday, May 2

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Thursday, May 2

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Thursday, May 2

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Thursday, May 2

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Friday, May 3

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Friday, May 3

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Friday, May 3

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Friday, May 3

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Saturday, May 4

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Saturday, May 4

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Saturday, May 4

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Saturday, May 4

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Sunday, May 5

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Sunday, May 5

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Sunday, May 5

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Sunday, May 5

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Sunday, May 5

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Sunday, May 5

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.