The Bernie Mac Show
TVPG
Sitcom
Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids en route to rehab.
Cast & Crew
Upcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Saturday, April 18
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Season 3 • Episode 10
Jordan tries comedy to overcome stage fright; Vanessa makes a film.
Saturday, April 18
Make Room for Caddy
Season 3 • Episode 11
Despite Bernie's efforts, he and his father-in-law continue to bicker.
Saturday, April 18
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Season 3 • Episode 12
Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.
Saturday, April 18
It's Mac-ademic
Season 3 • Episode 13
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school.
Saturday, April 18
The Getaway
Season 3 • Episode 14
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation.
Saturday, April 18
Easy Rider
Season 3 • Episode 15
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about the kids.
Sunday, April 19
Who's That Lady?
Season 3 • Episode 16
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with angry Wanda.
Sunday, April 19
Mac-Inations
Season 3 • Episode 17
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Sunday, April 19
That Old Mac Magic
Season 3 • Episode 18
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Sunday, April 19
The Talk
Season 3 • Episode 19
Hugh Hefner gives Bernie advice on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Monday, April 20
Five Stages of Bryana
Season 3 • Episode 20
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully.
Monday, April 20
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
Season 3 • Episode 21
Bernie is zapped by an old lady and is forced to be a clown on his birthday.
Monday, April 20
For a Few Dollars More
Season 2 • Episode 22
Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.
Monday, April 20
Being Bernie Mac
Season 4 • Episode 3
Bernie baby-sits for Bryana and deals with Jordan, who was sent home from school.
Monday, April 20
Mac Overdrive
Season 4 • Episode 4
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Monday, April 20
My Privacy
Season 4 • Episode 5
Bernie moves Bryana in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Monday, April 20
Who Gives This Bride
Season 4 • Episode 6
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas.
Monday, April 20
Nerdy Mac
Season 4 • Episode 7
Bryana's standardized test scores prompt Bernie to send her to Jordan's school.
Monday, April 20
Mac-Inations
Season 3 • Episode 17
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Monday, April 20
That Old Mac Magic
Season 3 • Episode 18
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Monday, April 20
The Talk
Season 3 • Episode 19
Hugh Hefner gives Bernie advice on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Monday, April 20
Five Stages of Bryana
Season 3 • Episode 20
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully.
Tuesday, April 21
Stone Nuts
Season 4 • Episode 8
After taking Bernie's advice, Jordan winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.
Tuesday, April 21
Jack & Jacqueline
Season 4 • Episode 9
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an organization she once belonged to.
Tuesday, April 21
Manchild in Vanessa Land
Season 4 • Episode 10
Bernie is furious when he learns Vanessa's boyfriend is 18 and has a child.
Tuesday, April 21
You Don't Know Squad
Season 4 • Episode 11
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team.
Tuesday, April 21
You Got Served
Season 4 • Episode 12
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana.
Wednesday, April 22
I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More
Season 4 • Episode 13
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie decides to help.
Wednesday, April 22
The Big Picture
Season 4 • Episode 14
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
Wednesday, April 22
The Music Mac
Season 4 • Episode 15
Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, including Isaac Hayes.
Wednesday, April 22
Walk Like a Man
Season 4 • Episode 16
Bernie decides it is time for Jordan to walk to school alone.
Wednesday, April 22
Father Knows Best
Season 5 • Episode 1
When a man arrives from Chicago claiming to be Bryana's father, Bernie is cautiously supportive.
Thursday, April 23
The Big Payback
Season 5 • Episode 4
When Bernie gives Vanessa money for clothes, she spends it all on a pair of shoes.
Thursday, April 23
Car Wars
Season 5 • Episode 5
Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
Thursday, April 23
Night of Terror
Season 5 • Episode 6
While baby-sitting Bryana, Jordan watches a horror movie and scares himself.
Thursday, April 23
For Whom the Belt Tolls
Season 5 • Episode 7
Wanda learns about Bernie's secret discipline-keeping device; its power corrupts her.
Thursday, April 23
Eye of the Tiger
Season 3 • Episode 1
Basketball coach decides Jordan is better suited for gymnastics.
Thursday, April 23
Love Thy Nephew
Season 3 • Episode 2
A litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down his newly built treehouse.
Thursday, April 23
Road to Tradition
Season 3 • Episode 3
When the kids obsess about gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas.
Thursday, April 23
Wrestling With a Sticky Situation
Season 5 • Episode 2
When Jordan joins the wrestling team, he overeats and finds himself in a tough weight class.
Thursday, April 23
Marathon Mac
Season 5 • Episode 3
When Bernie agrees to participate in a celebrity marathon, Vanessa vows to beat him.
Thursday, April 23
The Big Payback
Season 5 • Episode 4
When Bernie gives Vanessa money for clothes, she spends it all on a pair of shoes.
Thursday, April 23
Car Wars
Season 5 • Episode 5
Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
Thursday, April 23
Night of Terror
Season 5 • Episode 6
While baby-sitting Bryana, Jordan watches a horror movie and scares himself.
Friday, April 24
Pop Pop Goes the Weasel
Season 5 • Episode 8
When Bryana's father visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan.
Friday, April 24
Prison Break
Season 5 • Episode 9
Bernie's punishment system is no longer effective, so he puts the kids into a lockdown.
Friday, April 24
Some Church Bull
Season 5 • Episode 10
Wanda insists the family participate in the annual parish retreat organization.
Friday, April 24
Sorely Missed
Season 5 • Episode 11
Bernie and Wanda find themselves spending all of their time with the kids.
Friday, April 24
For Whom the Belt Tolls
Season 5 • Episode 7
Wanda learns about Bernie's secret discipline-keeping device; its power corrupts her.
Friday, April 24
Pop Pop Goes the Weasel
Season 5 • Episode 8
When Bryana's father visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan.
Friday, April 24
Prison Break
Season 5 • Episode 9
Bernie's punishment system is no longer effective, so he puts the kids into a lockdown.
Friday, April 24
Some Church Bull
Season 5 • Episode 10
Wanda insists the family participate in the annual parish retreat organization.
Friday, April 24
Sorely Missed
Season 5 • Episode 11
Bernie and Wanda find themselves spending all of their time with the kids.
Saturday, April 25
Laughing Matters
Season 3 • Episode 4
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting tips when he lands a dramatic role.
Saturday, April 25
Hair Jordan
Season 3 • Episode 5
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner throws them out.
Saturday, April 25
Love Bug
Season 3 • Episode 6
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is.
Saturday, April 25
It's a Wonderful Wife
Season 3 • Episode 7
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for a talk-show appearance.
Saturday, April 25
Leaving Los Angeles
Season 2 • Episode 14
Bernie delays his flight to Las Vegas in order to take the children to the movies.
Saturday, April 25
Pink Gold
Season 2 • Episode 15
Bernie and Chris Rock make a joint appearance on "The Tonight Show."
Saturday, April 25
Chess Wars
Season 2 • Episode 16
Bernie manages to stay one step ahead of the children when they try to manipulate him.
Saturday, April 25
The Incredible Bulk
Season 2 • Episode 17
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk; Wanda locks away the junk food in a shed.
Saturday, April 25
Maid Man
Season 2 • Episode 18
Bernie worries about the children taking advantage of the new maid.
Saturday, April 25
Nut Job
Season 2 • Episode 19
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.
Saturday, April 25
Meet the Grandparents
Season 2 • Episode 21
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Saturday, April 25
The Other Sister
Season 2 • Episode 20
Bernie's sister undermines his authority with the children over squabbles.
Saturday, April 25
For a Few Dollars More
Season 2 • Episode 22
Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.
Saturday, April 25
Eye of the Tiger
Season 3 • Episode 1
Basketball coach decides Jordan is better suited for gymnastics.
Saturday, April 25
Love Thy Nephew
Season 3 • Episode 2
A litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down his newly built treehouse.
Saturday, April 25
Road to Tradition
Season 3 • Episode 3
When the kids obsess about gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas.
Saturday, April 25
Laughing Matters
Season 3 • Episode 4
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting tips when he lands a dramatic role.
Saturday, April 25
Hair Jordan
Season 3 • Episode 5
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner throws them out.
Saturday, April 25
Thanksgiving
Season 3 • Episode 22
Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Saturday, April 25
Big Brother
Season 4 • Episode 1
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities.
Saturday, April 25
Stiff Upper Lip
Season 4 • Episode 2
Bryana's first lesson without training wheels proves to be disastrous.
Saturday, April 25
Being Bernie Mac
Season 4 • Episode 3
Bernie baby-sits for Bryana and deals with Jordan, who was sent home from school.
Saturday, April 25
Mac Overdrive
Season 4 • Episode 4
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Saturday, April 25
My Privacy
Season 4 • Episode 5
Bernie moves Bryana in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Sunday, April 26
Nerdy Mac
Season 4 • Episode 7
Bryana's standardized test scores prompt Bernie to send her to Jordan's school.
Sunday, April 26
Stone Nuts
Season 4 • Episode 8
After taking Bernie's advice, Jordan winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.
Sunday, April 26
Jack & Jacqueline
Season 4 • Episode 9
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an organization she once belonged to.
Monday, April 27
Manchild in Vanessa Land
Season 4 • Episode 10
Bernie is furious when he learns Vanessa's boyfriend is 18 and has a child.
Monday, April 27
You Don't Know Squad
Season 4 • Episode 11
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team.
Monday, April 27
Family Reunion
Season 3 • Episode 8
Relatives harass Bernie at a barbecue; Vanessa flirts with a distant cousin.
Monday, April 27
Fumes of Détente
Season 5 • Episode 12
Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them.
Monday, April 27
Exercise in Fertility
Season 5 • Episode 13
Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought.
Monday, April 27
An Exercise in Fertility
Season 5 • Episode 14
Bernie and Wanda focus on having a baby, neglecting the children they already have.
Monday, April 27
Fantasy Football
Season 5 • Episode 15
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league together; differeing philosophies come in between.
Monday, April 27
Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Season 5 • Episode 16
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
Monday, April 27
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
Season 3 • Episode 21
Bernie is zapped by an old lady and is forced to be a clown on his birthday.
Monday, April 27
Thanksgiving
Season 3 • Episode 22
Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Monday, April 27
Big Brother
Season 4 • Episode 1
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities.
Monday, April 27
Stiff Upper Lip
Season 4 • Episode 2
Bryana's first lesson without training wheels proves to be disastrous.
Tuesday, April 28
Droobie or Not Droobie
Season 3 • Episode 9
Bernie plays a villain opposite Bryana's favorite character, Droobie.
Tuesday, April 28
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Season 3 • Episode 10
Jordan tries comedy to overcome stage fright; Vanessa makes a film.
Tuesday, April 28
Who's Your Mama
Season 5 • Episode 17
Bryan moves in and strives to be a perfect housekeeper when Wanda leaves on a business trip.
Tuesday, April 28
What Would Jason Do
Season 5 • Episode 18
Bernie coaches Vanessa's prom date on how to win her heart.
Tuesday, April 28
Never as Bad as the First Time
Season 5 • Episode 19
Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone.
Tuesday, April 28
Spinning Wheels
Season 5 • Episode 20
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
Tuesday, April 28
Growing Pains
Season 5 • Episode 21
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
Wednesday, April 29
Make Room for Caddy
Season 3 • Episode 11
Despite Bernie's efforts, he and his father-in-law continue to bicker.
Wednesday, April 29
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Season 3 • Episode 12
Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.
Wednesday, April 29
It's Mac-ademic
Season 3 • Episode 13
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school.
Wednesday, April 29
Bernie's Angels
Season 5 • Episode 22
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
Wednesday, April 29
Secrets and Lies
Season 1 • Episode 19
Bernie and Jordan fake an emergency so they can sneak to a Clippers game.
Wednesday, April 29
Kelly's Heroes
Season 1 • Episode 20
Poker buddy Kelly moves into the Mac household and infringes on Bernie's authority.
Wednesday, April 29
Sweet Home Chicago
Season 1 • Episode 21
Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for his uncle's funeral.
Wednesday, April 29
Sweet Home Chicago
Season 1 • Episode 22
Instead of touring Chicago with the others, Vanessa attempts to meet up with her mother.
Thursday, April 30
An Exercise in Fertility
Season 5 • Episode 14
Bernie and Wanda focus on having a baby, neglecting the children they already have.
Thursday, April 30
Fantasy Football
Season 5 • Episode 15
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league together; differeing philosophies come in between.
Thursday, April 30
Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Season 5 • Episode 16
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
Thursday, April 30
Who's Your Mama
Season 5 • Episode 17
Bryan moves in and strives to be a perfect housekeeper when Wanda leaves on a business trip.
Thursday, April 30
The Getaway
Season 3 • Episode 14
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation.
Thursday, April 30
Easy Rider
Season 3 • Episode 15
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about the kids.
Thursday, April 30
Mac-Inations
Season 3 • Episode 17
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Thursday, April 30
Keep It on the Short Grass
Season 2 • Episode 1
Bernie faces off with Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless in a golf tournament.
Thursday, April 30
Goodbye, Dolly
Season 2 • Episode 2
Bernie makes a midnight run to retrieve Bryana's lost doll. Ice Cube guest stars as himself.
Thursday, April 30
Carfool
Season 2 • Episode 3
The children's car pool becomes complicated for Bernie and Jordan.
Thursday, April 30
Mac Local 137
Season 2 • Episode 4
The children strike, and Bernie hires youngsters from the neighborhood to do their work.
Thursday, April 30
Welcome to the Jungle
Season 2 • Episode 5
Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.
Friday, May 1
What Would Jason Do
Season 5 • Episode 18
Bernie coaches Vanessa's prom date on how to win her heart.
Friday, May 1
Never as Bad as the First Time
Season 5 • Episode 19
Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone.
Friday, May 1
Spinning Wheels
Season 5 • Episode 20
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
Friday, May 1
Growing Pains
Season 5 • Episode 21
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
Friday, May 1
Tryptophan-tasy
Season 2 • Episode 7
Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.
Friday, May 1
The United Front
Season 2 • Episode 8
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children.
Friday, May 1
The Sweet Life
Season 2 • Episode 9
Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (Don Rickles) place.
Friday, May 1
Sin Cup
Season 2 • Episode 10
Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.
Friday, May 1
Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope
Season 2 • Episode 11
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.
Saturday, May 2
Bernie's Angels
Season 5 • Episode 22
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
Saturday, May 2
The Other Sister
Season 2 • Episode 20
Bernie's sister undermines his authority with the children over squabbles.
Saturday, May 2
Love Bug
Season 3 • Episode 6
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is.
Saturday, May 2
It's a Wonderful Wife
Season 3 • Episode 7
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for a talk-show appearance.
Saturday, May 2
Family Reunion
Season 3 • Episode 8
Relatives harass Bernie at a barbecue; Vanessa flirts with a distant cousin.
Saturday, May 2
Droobie or Not Droobie
Season 3 • Episode 9
Bernie plays a villain opposite Bryana's favorite character, Droobie.
Saturday, May 2
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Season 3 • Episode 10
Jordan tries comedy to overcome stage fright; Vanessa makes a film.
Saturday, May 2
Make Room for Caddy
Season 3 • Episode 11
Despite Bernie's efforts, he and his father-in-law continue to bicker.
Saturday, May 2
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Season 3 • Episode 12
Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.
Saturday, May 2
It's Mac-ademic
Season 3 • Episode 13
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school.
Saturday, May 2
The Getaway
Season 3 • Episode 14
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation.
Saturday, May 2
Easy Rider
Season 3 • Episode 15
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about the kids.
Saturday, May 2
Mac-Inations
Season 3 • Episode 17
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Saturday, May 2
Who's That Lady?
Season 3 • Episode 16
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with angry Wanda.
Saturday, May 2
The Talk
Season 3 • Episode 19
Hugh Hefner gives Bernie advice on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Saturday, May 2
That Old Mac Magic
Season 3 • Episode 18
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Saturday, May 2
You Got Served
Season 4 • Episode 12
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana.
Saturday, May 2
I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More
Season 4 • Episode 13
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie decides to help.
Saturday, May 2
The Big Picture
Season 4 • Episode 14
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
Saturday, May 2
The Music Mac
Season 4 • Episode 15
Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, including Isaac Hayes.
Saturday, May 2
Walk Like a Man
Season 4 • Episode 16
Bernie decides it is time for Jordan to walk to school alone.
Saturday, May 2
Father Knows Best
Season 5 • Episode 1
When a man arrives from Chicago claiming to be Bryana's father, Bernie is cautiously supportive.
Sunday, May 3
Who's That Lady?
Season 3 • Episode 16
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with angry Wanda.
Sunday, May 3
The Talk
Season 3 • Episode 19
Hugh Hefner gives Bernie advice on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Sunday, May 3
Wrestling With a Sticky Situation
Season 5 • Episode 2
When Jordan joins the wrestling team, he overeats and finds himself in a tough weight class.
Sunday, May 3
Marathon Mac
Season 5 • Episode 3
When Bernie agrees to participate in a celebrity marathon, Vanessa vows to beat him.
Sunday, May 3
The Big Payback
Season 5 • Episode 4
When Bernie gives Vanessa money for clothes, she spends it all on a pair of shoes.
Sunday, May 3
Car Wars
Season 5 • Episode 5
Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
Monday, May 4
Night of Terror
Season 5 • Episode 6
While baby-sitting Bryana, Jordan watches a horror movie and scares himself.
Monday, May 4
For Whom the Belt Tolls
Season 5 • Episode 7
Wanda learns about Bernie's secret discipline-keeping device; its power corrupts her.
Monday, May 4
That Old Mac Magic
Season 3 • Episode 18
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Monday, May 4
Magic Jordan
Season 2 • Episode 12
Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.
Monday, May 4
Raging Election
Season 2 • Episode 13
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
Monday, May 4
Leaving Los Angeles
Season 2 • Episode 14
Bernie delays his flight to Las Vegas in order to take the children to the movies.
Monday, May 4
Pink Gold
Season 2 • Episode 15
Bernie and Chris Rock make a joint appearance on "The Tonight Show."
Monday, May 4
Chess Wars
Season 2 • Episode 16
Bernie manages to stay one step ahead of the children when they try to manipulate him.
Monday, May 4
Being Bernie Mac
Season 4 • Episode 3
Bernie baby-sits for Bryana and deals with Jordan, who was sent home from school.
Monday, May 4
Mac Overdrive
Season 4 • Episode 4
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Monday, May 4
My Privacy
Season 4 • Episode 5
Bernie moves Bryana in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Monday, May 4
Who Gives This Bride
Season 4 • Episode 6
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas.
Tuesday, May 5
Five Stages of Bryana
Season 3 • Episode 20
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully.
Tuesday, May 5
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
Season 3 • Episode 21
Bernie is zapped by an old lady and is forced to be a clown on his birthday.
Tuesday, May 5
The Incredible Bulk
Season 2 • Episode 17
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk; Wanda locks away the junk food in a shed.
Tuesday, May 5
Maid Man
Season 2 • Episode 18
Bernie worries about the children taking advantage of the new maid.
Tuesday, May 5
Nut Job
Season 2 • Episode 19
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.
Tuesday, May 5
The Other Sister
Season 2 • Episode 20
Bernie's sister undermines his authority with the children over squabbles.
Tuesday, May 5
Meet the Grandparents
Season 2 • Episode 21
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Wednesday, May 6
Thanksgiving
Season 3 • Episode 22
Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Wednesday, May 6
Big Brother
Season 4 • Episode 1
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities.
Wednesday, May 6
For a Few Dollars More
Season 2 • Episode 22
Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.
Wednesday, May 6
Eye of the Tiger
Season 3 • Episode 1
Basketball coach decides Jordan is better suited for gymnastics.
Wednesday, May 6
Love Thy Nephew
Season 3 • Episode 2
A litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down his newly built treehouse.
Wednesday, May 6
Road to Tradition
Season 3 • Episode 3
When the kids obsess about gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas.
Wednesday, May 6
Laughing Matters
Season 3 • Episode 4
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting tips when he lands a dramatic role.
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