The Bernie Mac Show
TVPG
Sitcom
Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids en route to rehab.
Cast & Crew
Upcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Wednesday, March 4
Prison Break
Season 5 • Episode 9
Bernie's punishment system is no longer effective, so he puts the kids into a lockdown.
Wednesday, March 4
Bernie's Angels
Season 5 • Episode 22
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
Wednesday, March 4
Now You Got It
Season 1 • Episode 2
Bernie frets that he'll catch a debilitating bug from one of the revelers at Bryana's party.
Wednesday, March 4
The Main Event
Season 1 • Episode 3
Bernie teaches Jordan how to fight so that he can stand up to bullies.
Wednesday, March 4
Bernie Mac, Ladies Man
Season 1 • Episode 4
When Wanda schedules a play date for the kids, Bernie delights in playing host to a circle of women.
Wednesday, March 4
Saving Bernie Mac
Season 1 • Episode 5
Bernie tries to slip out during the sermon to catch a football game on the tube.
Thursday, March 5
Some Church Bull
Season 5 • Episode 10
Wanda insists the family participate in the annual parish retreat organization.
Thursday, March 5
Sorely Missed
Season 5 • Episode 11
Bernie and Wanda find themselves spending all of their time with the kids.
Thursday, March 5
Fumes of Détente
Season 5 • Episode 12
Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them.
Thursday, March 5
Here to Stay
Season 1 • Episode 6
Bernie learns the kids are staying long-term and sets ground rules.
Thursday, March 5
A Christmas Story
Season 1 • Episode 7
When Bryanna brings home a stray dog, the children hide it until Christmas Day.
Thursday, March 5
Starting School
Season 1 • Episode 8
Bernie tries to get the children ready for the first day of school.
Thursday, March 5
Hot, Hot, Hot
Season 1 • Episode 9
Bernie takes the children to a water park on the hottest day of the year.
Thursday, March 5
Wanda's Week Off
Season 1 • Episode 10
Wanda gets a week of vacation and decides to spend it with the kids.
Friday, March 6
The Incredible Bulk
Season 2 • Episode 17
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk; Wanda locks away the junk food in a shed.
Friday, March 6
Maid Man
Season 2 • Episode 18
Bernie worries about the children taking advantage of the new maid.
Friday, March 6
An Exercise in Fertility
Season 5 • Episode 14
Bernie and Wanda focus on having a baby, neglecting the children they already have.
Friday, March 6
An Exercise in Fertility
Season 5 • Episode 14
Bernie and Wanda focus on having a baby, neglecting the children they already have.
Friday, March 6
Fantasy Football
Season 5 • Episode 15
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league together; differeing philosophies come in between.
Friday, March 6
The King and I
Season 1 • Episode 11
Bernie tries to show the children who is the king of the castle.
Friday, March 6
Hall of Fame
Season 1 • Episode 12
Jordan joins the football team in hope of contributing a trophy to the family's awards shelf.
Friday, March 6
Handle Your Business
Season 1 • Episode 13
Bernie's weeklong stint on a local radio show leaves his family upset.
Friday, March 6
Back in the Day
Season 1 • Episode 14
Bernie resolves to beat his age by acting like he did in his youth.
Friday, March 6
Mac 101
Season 1 • Episode 16
Bernie becomes a stern taskmaster after witnessing the children's behavior at dinner.
Saturday, March 7
Nut Job
Season 2 • Episode 19
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.
Saturday, March 7
The Other Sister
Season 2 • Episode 20
Bernie's sister undermines his authority with the children over squabbles.
Saturday, March 7
Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Season 5 • Episode 16
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
Saturday, March 7
Meet the Grandparents
Season 2 • Episode 21
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Saturday, March 7
The Other Sister
Season 2 • Episode 20
Bernie's sister undermines his authority with the children over squabbles.
Saturday, March 7
For a Few Dollars More
Season 2 • Episode 22
Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.
Saturday, March 7
Eye of the Tiger
Season 3 • Episode 1
Basketball coach decides Jordan is better suited for gymnastics.
Saturday, March 7
Love Thy Nephew
Season 3 • Episode 2
A litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down his newly built treehouse.
Saturday, March 7
Road to Tradition
Season 3 • Episode 3
When the kids obsess about gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas.
Saturday, March 7
Laughing Matters
Season 3 • Episode 4
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting tips when he lands a dramatic role.
Saturday, March 7
Hair Jordan
Season 3 • Episode 5
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner throws them out.
Saturday, March 7
Love Bug
Season 3 • Episode 6
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is.
Saturday, March 7
It's a Wonderful Wife
Season 3 • Episode 7
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for a talk-show appearance.
Saturday, March 7
Family Reunion
Season 3 • Episode 8
Relatives harass Bernie at a barbecue; Vanessa flirts with a distant cousin.
Saturday, March 7
Droobie or Not Droobie
Season 3 • Episode 9
Bernie plays a villain opposite Bryana's favorite character, Droobie.
Saturday, March 7
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Season 3 • Episode 10
Jordan tries comedy to overcome stage fright; Vanessa makes a film.
Saturday, March 7
Make Room for Caddy
Season 3 • Episode 11
Despite Bernie's efforts, he and his father-in-law continue to bicker.
Saturday, March 7
Some Church Bull
Season 5 • Episode 10
Wanda insists the family participate in the annual parish retreat organization.
Saturday, March 7
Sorely Missed
Season 5 • Episode 11
Bernie and Wanda find themselves spending all of their time with the kids.
Saturday, March 7
Fumes of Détente
Season 5 • Episode 12
Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them.
Saturday, March 7
Exercise in Fertility
Season 5 • Episode 13
Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought.
Saturday, March 7
An Exercise in Fertility
Season 5 • Episode 14
Bernie and Wanda focus on having a baby, neglecting the children they already have.
Saturday, March 7
Fantasy Football
Season 5 • Episode 15
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league together; differeing philosophies come in between.
Sunday, March 8
What Would Jason Do
Season 5 • Episode 18
Bernie coaches Vanessa's prom date on how to win her heart.
Sunday, March 8
Who's Your Mama
Season 5 • Episode 17
Bryan moves in and strives to be a perfect housekeeper when Wanda leaves on a business trip.
Sunday, March 8
Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Season 5 • Episode 16
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
Sunday, March 8
Who's Your Mama
Season 5 • Episode 17
Bryan moves in and strives to be a perfect housekeeper when Wanda leaves on a business trip.
Sunday, March 8
What Would Jason Do
Season 5 • Episode 18
Bernie coaches Vanessa's prom date on how to win her heart.
Sunday, March 8
Never as Bad as the First Time
Season 5 • Episode 19
Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone.
Sunday, March 8
Spinning Wheels
Season 5 • Episode 20
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
Sunday, March 8
Growing Pains
Season 5 • Episode 21
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
Monday, March 9
Spinning Wheels
Season 5 • Episode 20
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
Monday, March 9
Stop Having Sex
Season 1 • Episode 18
Bernie worries about the level of sex in his children's lives.
Monday, March 9
Secrets and Lies
Season 1 • Episode 19
Bernie and Jordan fake an emergency so they can sneak to a Clippers game.
Monday, March 9
Kelly's Heroes
Season 1 • Episode 20
Poker buddy Kelly moves into the Mac household and infringes on Bernie's authority.
Monday, March 9
Sweet Home Chicago
Season 1 • Episode 21
Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for his uncle's funeral.
Monday, March 9
Sweet Home Chicago
Season 1 • Episode 22
Instead of touring Chicago with the others, Vanessa attempts to meet up with her mother.
Monday, March 9
Pink Gold
Season 2 • Episode 15
Bernie and Chris Rock make a joint appearance on "The Tonight Show."
Monday, March 9
Chess Wars
Season 2 • Episode 16
Bernie manages to stay one step ahead of the children when they try to manipulate him.
Monday, March 9
The Incredible Bulk
Season 2 • Episode 17
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk; Wanda locks away the junk food in a shed.
Monday, March 9
Maid Man
Season 2 • Episode 18
Bernie worries about the children taking advantage of the new maid.
Tuesday, March 10
Never as Bad as the First Time
Season 5 • Episode 19
Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone.
Tuesday, March 10
Growing Pains
Season 5 • Episode 21
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
Tuesday, March 10
Keep It on the Short Grass
Season 2 • Episode 1
Bernie faces off with Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless in a golf tournament.
Tuesday, March 10
Goodbye, Dolly
Season 2 • Episode 2
Bernie makes a midnight run to retrieve Bryana's lost doll. Ice Cube guest stars as himself.
Tuesday, March 10
Carfool
Season 2 • Episode 3
The children's car pool becomes complicated for Bernie and Jordan.
Tuesday, March 10
Mac Local 137
Season 2 • Episode 4
The children strike, and Bernie hires youngsters from the neighborhood to do their work.
Tuesday, March 10
Welcome to the Jungle
Season 2 • Episode 5
Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.
Wednesday, March 11
Bernie Mac Dance Party
Season 2 • Episode 6
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
Wednesday, March 11
Tryptophan-tasy
Season 2 • Episode 7
Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.
Wednesday, March 11
The United Front
Season 2 • Episode 8
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children.
Wednesday, March 11
The Sweet Life
Season 2 • Episode 9
Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (Don Rickles) place.
Wednesday, March 11
Sin Cup
Season 2 • Episode 10
Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.
Thursday, March 12
Bernie's Angels
Season 5 • Episode 22
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
Thursday, March 12
Pilot
Season 1 • Episode 1
A comic and his wife unexpectedly must raise his sister's three children.
Thursday, March 12
Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope
Season 2 • Episode 11
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.
Thursday, March 12
Magic Jordan
Season 2 • Episode 12
Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.
Thursday, March 12
Raging Election
Season 2 • Episode 13
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
Thursday, March 12
Leaving Los Angeles
Season 2 • Episode 14
Bernie delays his flight to Las Vegas in order to take the children to the movies.
Thursday, March 12
Pink Gold
Season 2 • Episode 15
Bernie and Chris Rock make a joint appearance on "The Tonight Show."
Friday, March 13
Meet the Grandparents
Season 2 • Episode 21
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Friday, March 13
For a Few Dollars More
Season 2 • Episode 22
Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.
Friday, March 13
Chess Wars
Season 2 • Episode 16
Bernie manages to stay one step ahead of the children when they try to manipulate him.
Friday, March 13
The Incredible Bulk
Season 2 • Episode 17
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk; Wanda locks away the junk food in a shed.
Friday, March 13
Maid Man
Season 2 • Episode 18
Bernie worries about the children taking advantage of the new maid.
Friday, March 13
Nut Job
Season 2 • Episode 19
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.
Friday, March 13
The Other Sister
Season 2 • Episode 20
Bernie's sister undermines his authority with the children over squabbles.
Saturday, March 14
Eye of the Tiger
Season 3 • Episode 1
Basketball coach decides Jordan is better suited for gymnastics.
Saturday, March 14
Love Thy Nephew
Season 3 • Episode 2
A litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down his newly built treehouse.
Saturday, March 14
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Season 3 • Episode 12
Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.
Saturday, March 14
It's Mac-ademic
Season 3 • Episode 13
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school.
Saturday, March 14
The Getaway
Season 3 • Episode 14
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation.
Saturday, March 14
Easy Rider
Season 3 • Episode 15
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about the kids.
Saturday, March 14
Mac-Inations
Season 3 • Episode 17
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Saturday, March 14
Who's That Lady?
Season 3 • Episode 16
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with angry Wanda.
Saturday, March 14
The Talk
Season 3 • Episode 19
Hugh Hefner gives Bernie advice on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Saturday, March 14
That Old Mac Magic
Season 3 • Episode 18
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Saturday, March 14
Five Stages of Bryana
Season 3 • Episode 20
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully.
Saturday, March 14
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
Season 3 • Episode 21
Bernie is zapped by an old lady and is forced to be a clown on his birthday.
Saturday, March 14
Thanksgiving
Season 3 • Episode 22
Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Saturday, March 14
Big Brother
Season 4 • Episode 1
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities.
Saturday, March 14
Stiff Upper Lip
Season 4 • Episode 2
Bryana's first lesson without training wheels proves to be disastrous.
Saturday, March 14
Being Bernie Mac
Season 4 • Episode 3
Bernie baby-sits for Bryana and deals with Jordan, who was sent home from school.
Saturday, March 14
Bernie's Angels
Season 5 • Episode 22
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
Saturday, March 14
Now You Got It
Season 1 • Episode 2
Bernie frets that he'll catch a debilitating bug from one of the revelers at Bryana's party.
Saturday, March 14
The Main Event
Season 1 • Episode 3
Bernie teaches Jordan how to fight so that he can stand up to bullies.
Saturday, March 14
Bernie Mac, Ladies Man
Season 1 • Episode 4
When Wanda schedules a play date for the kids, Bernie delights in playing host to a circle of women.
Saturday, March 14
Here to Stay
Season 1 • Episode 6
Bernie learns the kids are staying long-term and sets ground rules.
Saturday, March 14
A Christmas Story
Season 1 • Episode 7
When Bryanna brings home a stray dog, the children hide it until Christmas Day.
Sunday, March 15
Now You Got It
Season 1 • Episode 2
Bernie frets that he'll catch a debilitating bug from one of the revelers at Bryana's party.
Sunday, March 15
Starting School
Season 1 • Episode 8
Bernie tries to get the children ready for the first day of school.
Sunday, March 15
The King and I
Season 1 • Episode 11
Bernie tries to show the children who is the king of the castle.
Sunday, March 15
Hall of Fame
Season 1 • Episode 12
Jordan joins the football team in hope of contributing a trophy to the family's awards shelf.
Sunday, March 15
Mac 101
Season 1 • Episode 16
Bernie becomes a stern taskmaster after witnessing the children's behavior at dinner.
Sunday, March 15
If I Were N-riched, Man
Season 1 • Episode 17
Bernie's use of inappropriate language gets him in trouble with social services.
Sunday, March 15
Stop Having Sex
Season 1 • Episode 18
Bernie worries about the level of sex in his children's lives.
Sunday, March 15
Sweet Home Chicago
Season 1 • Episode 21
Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for his uncle's funeral.
Sunday, March 15
Sweet Home Chicago
Season 1 • Episode 22
Instead of touring Chicago with the others, Vanessa attempts to meet up with her mother.
Sunday, March 15
Goodbye, Dolly
Season 2 • Episode 2
Bernie makes a midnight run to retrieve Bryana's lost doll. Ice Cube guest stars as himself.
Sunday, March 15
Welcome to the Jungle
Season 2 • Episode 5
Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.
Sunday, March 15
Bernie Mac Dance Party
Season 2 • Episode 6
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
Sunday, March 15
Sin Cup
Season 2 • Episode 10
Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.
Sunday, March 15
Raging Election
Season 2 • Episode 13
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
Sunday, March 15
Pink Gold
Season 2 • Episode 15
Bernie and Chris Rock make a joint appearance on "The Tonight Show."
Sunday, March 15
Laughing Matters
Season 3 • Episode 4
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting tips when he lands a dramatic role.
Sunday, March 15
Love Bug
Season 3 • Episode 6
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is.
Sunday, March 15
Family Reunion
Season 3 • Episode 8
Relatives harass Bernie at a barbecue; Vanessa flirts with a distant cousin.
Sunday, March 15
Droobie or Not Droobie
Season 3 • Episode 9
Bernie plays a villain opposite Bryana's favorite character, Droobie.
Sunday, March 15
It's Mac-ademic
Season 3 • Episode 13
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school.
Sunday, March 15
Five Stages of Bryana
Season 3 • Episode 20
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully.
Sunday, March 15
Big Brother
Season 4 • Episode 1
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities.
Sunday, March 15
Stiff Upper Lip
Season 4 • Episode 2
Bryana's first lesson without training wheels proves to be disastrous.
Sunday, March 15
Being Bernie Mac
Season 4 • Episode 3
Bernie baby-sits for Bryana and deals with Jordan, who was sent home from school.
Sunday, March 15
Mac Overdrive
Season 4 • Episode 4
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Sunday, March 15
My Privacy
Season 4 • Episode 5
Bernie moves Bryana in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Sunday, March 15
Jack & Jacqueline
Season 4 • Episode 9
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an organization she once belonged to.
Sunday, March 15
Manchild in Vanessa Land
Season 4 • Episode 10
Bernie is furious when he learns Vanessa's boyfriend is 18 and has a child.
Sunday, March 15
You Don't Know Squad
Season 4 • Episode 11
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team.
Sunday, March 15
You Got Served
Season 4 • Episode 12
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana.
Monday, March 16
The Music Mac
Season 4 • Episode 15
Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, including Isaac Hayes.
Monday, March 16
The Big Payback
Season 5 • Episode 4
When Bernie gives Vanessa money for clothes, she spends it all on a pair of shoes.
Monday, March 16
Meet the Grandparents
Season 2 • Episode 21
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Monday, March 16
For a Few Dollars More
Season 2 • Episode 22
Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.
Monday, March 16
Eye of the Tiger
Season 3 • Episode 1
Basketball coach decides Jordan is better suited for gymnastics.
Monday, March 16
Love Thy Nephew
Season 3 • Episode 2
A litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down his newly built treehouse.
Monday, March 16
Road to Tradition
Season 3 • Episode 3
When the kids obsess about gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas.
Monday, March 16
Nut Job
Season 2 • Episode 19
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.
Monday, March 16
The Other Sister
Season 2 • Episode 20
Bernie's sister undermines his authority with the children over squabbles.
Monday, March 16
Meet the Grandparents
Season 2 • Episode 21
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Monday, March 16
For a Few Dollars More
Season 2 • Episode 22
Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.
Tuesday, March 17
Now You Got It
Season 1 • Episode 2
Bernie frets that he'll catch a debilitating bug from one of the revelers at Bryana's party.
Tuesday, March 17
The Main Event
Season 1 • Episode 3
Bernie teaches Jordan how to fight so that he can stand up to bullies.
Tuesday, March 17
Laughing Matters
Season 3 • Episode 4
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting tips when he lands a dramatic role.
Tuesday, March 17
Hair Jordan
Season 3 • Episode 5
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner throws them out.
Tuesday, March 17
Love Bug
Season 3 • Episode 6
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is.
Tuesday, March 17
It's a Wonderful Wife
Season 3 • Episode 7
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for a talk-show appearance.
Tuesday, March 17
Family Reunion
Season 3 • Episode 8
Relatives harass Bernie at a barbecue; Vanessa flirts with a distant cousin.
Wednesday, March 18
Droobie or Not Droobie
Season 3 • Episode 9
Bernie plays a villain opposite Bryana's favorite character, Droobie.
Wednesday, March 18
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Season 3 • Episode 10
Jordan tries comedy to overcome stage fright; Vanessa makes a film.
Wednesday, March 18
Make Room for Caddy
Season 3 • Episode 11
Despite Bernie's efforts, he and his father-in-law continue to bicker.
Wednesday, March 18
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Season 3 • Episode 12
Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.
Wednesday, March 18
It's Mac-ademic
Season 3 • Episode 13
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school.
Thursday, March 19
Bernie Mac, Ladies Man
Season 1 • Episode 4
When Wanda schedules a play date for the kids, Bernie delights in playing host to a circle of women.
Thursday, March 19
Saving Bernie Mac
Season 1 • Episode 5
Bernie tries to slip out during the sermon to catch a football game on the tube.
Thursday, March 19
Here to Stay
Season 1 • Episode 6
Bernie learns the kids are staying long-term and sets ground rules.
Thursday, March 19
The Getaway
Season 3 • Episode 14
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation.
Thursday, March 19
Easy Rider
Season 3 • Episode 15
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about the kids.
Thursday, March 19
Who's That Lady?
Season 3 • Episode 16
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with angry Wanda.
Thursday, March 19
Mac-Inations
Season 3 • Episode 17
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Thursday, March 19
That Old Mac Magic
Season 3 • Episode 18
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Friday, March 20
Road to Tradition
Season 3 • Episode 3
When the kids obsess about gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas.
Friday, March 20
Laughing Matters
Season 3 • Episode 4
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting tips when he lands a dramatic role.
Friday, March 20
A Christmas Story
Season 1 • Episode 7
When Bryanna brings home a stray dog, the children hide it until Christmas Day.
Friday, March 20
Starting School
Season 1 • Episode 8
Bernie tries to get the children ready for the first day of school.
Friday, March 20
The Talk
Season 3 • Episode 19
Hugh Hefner gives Bernie advice on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Friday, March 20
Five Stages of Bryana
Season 3 • Episode 20
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully.
Friday, March 20
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
Season 3 • Episode 21
Bernie is zapped by an old lady and is forced to be a clown on his birthday.
Friday, March 20
Thanksgiving
Season 3 • Episode 22
Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Friday, March 20
Big Brother
Season 4 • Episode 1
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities.
Saturday, March 21
Hair Jordan
Season 3 • Episode 5
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner throws them out.
Saturday, March 21
Love Bug
Season 3 • Episode 6
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is.
Saturday, March 21
Hot, Hot, Hot
Season 1 • Episode 9
Bernie takes the children to a water park on the hottest day of the year.
Saturday, March 21
Mac Overdrive
Season 4 • Episode 4
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Saturday, March 21
My Privacy
Season 4 • Episode 5
Bernie moves Bryana in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Saturday, March 21
Who Gives This Bride
Season 4 • Episode 6
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas.
Saturday, March 21
Nerdy Mac
Season 4 • Episode 7
Bryana's standardized test scores prompt Bernie to send her to Jordan's school.
Saturday, March 21
Stone Nuts
Season 4 • Episode 8
After taking Bernie's advice, Jordan winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.
Saturday, March 21
Jack & Jacqueline
Season 4 • Episode 9
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an organization she once belonged to.
Saturday, March 21
Manchild in Vanessa Land
Season 4 • Episode 10
Bernie is furious when he learns Vanessa's boyfriend is 18 and has a child.
Saturday, March 21
You Don't Know Squad
Season 4 • Episode 11
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team.
Saturday, March 21
You Got Served
Season 4 • Episode 12
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana.
Saturday, March 21
I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More
Season 4 • Episode 13
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie decides to help.
Saturday, March 21
The Big Picture
Season 4 • Episode 14
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
Saturday, March 21
The Music Mac
Season 4 • Episode 15
Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, including Isaac Hayes.
Saturday, March 21
Walk Like a Man
Season 4 • Episode 16
Bernie decides it is time for Jordan to walk to school alone.
Saturday, March 21
Wrestling With a Sticky Situation
Season 5 • Episode 2
When Jordan joins the wrestling team, he overeats and finds himself in a tough weight class.
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