According to Jim

Monday, February 16

The Cheater

Season 7 • Episode 16

Cheryl wants to have a game night and play a game that she never loses.

Monday, February 16

The Devil Went Down to Oak Park

Season 7 • Episode 18

The devil comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him back when Jim was courting Cheryl.

Tuesday, February 17

The Punch

Season 6 • Episode 1

Jim teaches Kyle to throw the perfect punch to defend himself against the school bully.

Tuesday, February 17

The Flannelsexual

Season 6 • Episode 2

Jim angers Cheryl by expressing the view that men should not let women feminize them.

Tuesday, February 17

Guinea Pygmalion

Season 6 • Episode 3

Jim must pay for an expensive operation to keep the family's pet guinea pig alive.

Tuesday, February 17

Hoosier Daddy

Season 6 • Episode 4

Jim and Cheryl try to celebrate their 15th anniversary in an Indiana motel.

Tuesday, February 17

No Bedrest for the Wicked

Season 7 • Episode 17

Dana says that Cheryl must stay in bed until she goes into labor.

Tuesday, February 17

The Grill

Season 4 • Episode 3

Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.

Tuesday, February 17

The Garage Door

Season 4 • Episode 4

Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage.

Wednesday, February 18

Good Grief

Season 6 • Episode 5

Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies.

Wednesday, February 18

All the Rage

Season 6 • Episode 6

Raging Jim backs into a police car and chooses anger-management classes instead of paying the fine.

Wednesday, February 18

Cheryl Gone Wild

Season 6 • Episode 7

Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video.

Wednesday, February 18

Deliverance

Season 6 • Episode 8

While Dana is in premature labor, Ryan is in a war-torn country, delivering a celebrity's baby.

Thursday, February 19

Dino-Mite

Season 6 • Episode 9

Ryan and Jim watch the kids and baby Tanner.

Thursday, February 19

Separate Ways

Season 6 • Episode 10

Baby Tanner's crying keeps Jim from going to sleep.

Thursday, February 19

In Case of Jimergency

Season 6 • Episode 11

Jim does not tell Cheryl that their health insurance has been canceled.

Thursday, February 19

Coach Jim

Season 6 • Episode 12

Coach Jim turns his daughters' noncompetitive basketball team into tough, aggressive winners.

Thursday, February 19

The New Best Friend

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jim tries to find Cheryl a new best friend after her sister moves away.

Thursday, February 19

The Blankie

Season 8 • Episode 1

Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.

Thursday, February 19

Andy's Proposal

Season 8 • Episode 3

Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her.

Thursday, February 19

Dress to Kill Me

Season 4 • Episode 5

Jim is worried Kyle is turning into a sissy when he insists on dressing as Cinderella for Halloween.

Thursday, February 19

Father-Daughter Dance

Season 4 • Episode 6

Jim is hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him.

Thursday, February 19

Plot Twist

Season 4 • Episode 7

Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot.

Friday, February 20

The At-Bat

Season 6 • Episode 13

Jim attempts to help his son during a softball game.

Friday, February 20

What Lies Beneath

Season 6 • Episode 14

When Andy buys a metal detector, he unearths Jim's missing wedding ring.

Friday, February 20

The Grill II

Season 6 • Episode 15

Andy's bid to sell a grill Jim gave him results in a tug-of-war between them.

Friday, February 20

Devlin in Disguise

Season 6 • Episode 16

The Devlins announce they are getting divorced.

Friday, February 20

Jami McFame

Season 8 • Episode 4

Jim's band wins the chance to play backup for child pop sensation Jami McFame.

Friday, February 20

Cabin Boys

Season 8 • Episode 6

Andy and Jim plan a retreat at Andy's fiancee's cabin in the woods.

Friday, February 20

The Hunters

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey during a hunt.

Friday, February 20

Poking the Bear

Season 4 • Episode 9

Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception.

Friday, February 20

Stalking Santa

Season 4 • Episode 10

Jim gets into an accident with a department store Santa.

Friday, February 20

Sympathy From the Devlins

Season 4 • Episode 11

Jim believes that the Devlins bring good luck to the Bulls.

Saturday, February 21

Any Man of Mine

Season 6 • Episode 17

Jim finds Cheryl a gay male friend to accompany her to musicals.

Saturday, February 21

Jim's Birthday

Season 6 • Episode 18

Jim tries to sabotage the surprise 50th birthday party Cheryl plans for him.

Saturday, February 21

Jim Almighty

Season 7 • Episode 1

God gives Jim the power to reinvent women; Andy asks God to make men more like women.

Saturday, February 21

The Hot Wife

Season 7 • Episode 2

Jim tries to cheer up Cheryl by forging suggestive notes from the handsome water delivery man.

Monday, February 23

Nanny-Cam

Season 4 • Episode 12

Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he did not want Cheryl to hire.

Monday, February 23

The Jealous Husband

Season 4 • Episode 13

Jim tries to teach Dana's new beau how to make women feel desirable.

Monday, February 23

A Crying Shame

Season 4 • Episode 14

Cheryl is turned off by Jim's tears.

Monday, February 23

Guess Who's Cooking Your Dinner?

Season 4 • Episode 15

When Cheryl cooks for Dana and her boyfriend, she lets him believe Dana actually did the cooking.

Tuesday, February 24

Safety Last

Season 7 • Episode 3

Taking an interest in health and safety, Cheryl sets new rules that cause Jim to feel stifled.

Tuesday, February 24

The Perfect Fight

Season 7 • Episode 4

Cheryl and Jim's evening alone turns into a food fight.

Tuesday, February 24

Cheryl Goes to Florida

Season 7 • Episode 5

Jim struggles to care for the kids and household while Cheryl is away.

Tuesday, February 24

Ruby's First Date

Season 7 • Episode 6

Jim asks Dana for help while Cheryl is away; Jim and Dana follow Ruby on her date with an older boy.

Tuesday, February 24

The Gift Certificate

Season 7 • Episode 12

Jim uses Andy's gift certificate just before Andy goes to use it.

Tuesday, February 24

I Drink Your Milkshake

Season 7 • Episode 13

Jim institutes a tribunal system to stop the children from bickering.

Tuesday, February 24

The Ego Boost

Season 8 • Episode 7

When Jim runs into an ex-girlfriend, he becomes convinced she wants to rekindle their romance.

Tuesday, February 24

The Yoga Bear

Season 8 • Episode 8

Jim joins Cheryl's yoga class after getting jealous of her male instructor.

Wednesday, February 25

Period Peace

Season 7 • Episode 7

Jim snoops in his daughters' diaries to find out why they constantly bicker.

Wednesday, February 25

The Rendezvous

Season 7 • Episode 8

Jim plans to meet Cheryl for a tryst in the airport lounge.

Wednesday, February 25

Goodwill Hunting

Season 7 • Episode 9

Cheryl calls Jim with a special announcement.

Wednesday, February 25

All Dolled Up

Season 7 • Episode 10

Jim hosts Gracie's doll-themed party, turning the girly tea party into a wild squirt-gun fight.

Wednesday, February 25

The Wedding Dress

Season 4 • Episode 16

Cheryl offers to let Dana wear her wedding dress, unaware that the gown was destroyed years earlier.

Wednesday, February 25

The Mustache

Season 4 • Episode 17

When an attractive woman suggests that Jim grow a mustache, he does, to Cheryl's dismay.

Wednesday, February 25

Shall We Dance

Season 4 • Episode 18

Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister's wedding.

Thursday, February 26

Pregnancy Brain

Season 7 • Episode 11

Jim tries to convince Cheryl that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room.

Thursday, February 26

The Gift Certificate

Season 7 • Episode 12

Jim uses Andy's gift certificate just before Andy goes to use it.

Thursday, February 26

I Drink Your Milkshake

Season 7 • Episode 13

Jim institutes a tribunal system to stop the children from bickering.

Thursday, February 26

The Chaperone

Season 7 • Episode 14

After years of dating, Andy meets the perfect girl and worries that she will break up with him.

Thursday, February 26

The Meaningful Gift

Season 8 • Episode 10

Andy tries to find a perfect birthday present for his girlfriend (Jackie Debatin).

Thursday, February 26

Take My Wife, Please

Season 4 • Episode 19

In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.

Thursday, February 26

Spelling Bee

Season 4 • Episode 20

Jim is dismayed when he has to drive Gracie to spelling bee tournaments all over the state.

Thursday, February 26

Kentucky Fried Beltzman

Season 4 • Episode 21

Jim's friend is buried with a baseball card.

Thursday, February 26

The Clock

Season 4 • Episode 22

Jim and Cheryl try to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.

Friday, February 27

The Six Week Curse

Season 7 • Episode 15

Andy is sure Emily is going to break up with him; Dana hypnotizes Andy.

Friday, February 27

The Cheater

Season 7 • Episode 16

Cheryl wants to have a game night and play a game that she never loses.

Friday, February 27

No Bedrest for the Wicked

Season 7 • Episode 17

Dana says that Cheryl must stay in bed until she goes into labor.

Friday, February 27

The Devil Went Down to Oak Park

Season 7 • Episode 18

The devil comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him back when Jim was courting Cheryl.

Friday, February 27

Physical Therapy

Season 8 • Episode 12

Despite Mandy's warnings, Andy plays snow football with Jim and gets injured.

Friday, February 27

The Daddy Way

Season 8 • Episode 11

Jim turns baby-sitting into a sporting event by staging baby races.

Friday, February 27

Happy Jim

Season 8 • Episode 14

Jim is unusually mellow when he is prescribed pain pills for a back injury.

Friday, February 27

The Cooler One

Season 8 • Episode 13

Jim tries to be a cool dad to impress Ruby and her friends.

Friday, February 27

The Competition

Season 4 • Episode 23

Confident Jim is crushed when he loses a hot-dog-eating contest to a petite woman.

Saturday, February 28

The Blankie

Season 8 • Episode 1

Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.

Saturday, February 28

The New Best Friend

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jim tries to find Cheryl a new best friend after her sister moves away.

Saturday, February 28

Jami McFame

Season 8 • Episode 4

Jim's band wins the chance to play backup for child pop sensation Jami McFame.

Saturday, February 28

Andy's Proposal

Season 8 • Episode 3

Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her.

Saturday, February 28

King of the Nerds

Season 8 • Episode 15

Jim tries to bond with his son Kyle, but Kyle identifies more with Andy, a fellow sci-fi nerd.

Saturday, February 28

I Hate the High Road

Season 8 • Episode 16

Cheryl makes Jim donate time to charity; Jim tries to test Cheryl's integrity.

Sunday, March 1

A loving blue-collar dad tries to adhere to family ideals.

Sunday, March 1

Heaven Opposed to Hell

Season 8 • Episode 18

Jim must stand trial in heaven after he chokes on a shrimp puff.

Tuesday, March 3

Two for the Money

Season 8 • Episode 5

Jim lands the twins in a movie role opposite Steve Guttenberg.

Tuesday, March 3

Cabin Boys

Season 8 • Episode 6

Andy and Jim plan a retreat at Andy's fiancee's cabin in the woods.

Tuesday, March 3

The Ego Boost

Season 8 • Episode 7

When Jim runs into an ex-girlfriend, he becomes convinced she wants to rekindle their romance.

Tuesday, March 3

The Yoga Bear

Season 8 • Episode 8

Jim joins Cheryl's yoga class after getting jealous of her male instructor.

Tuesday, March 3

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

A loving husband and father (Jim Belushi) tries to adhere to family ideals.

Tuesday, March 3

No Nookie

Season 1 • Episode 2

Cheryl convinces Jim to abstain from sex until their romantic getaway.

Tuesday, March 3

Geronimo Jim

Season 4 • Episode 25

Cheryl and Dana worry when Jim wants to take up skydiving and Ryan wants to race fast cars.

Tuesday, March 3

The Scrapbook

Season 4 • Episode 26

Jim and Cheryl's botched anniversary moments from years past.

Tuesday, March 3

Wedding Bell Blues

Season 4 • Episode 27

Jim accidentally knocks out the minister with the car door on Dana's wedding day.

Wednesday, March 4

Kyle's Crush

Season 8 • Episode 9

Kyle and Andy both fall for Ruby's piano teacher, Mandy (Jackie Debatin).

Wednesday, March 4

The Meaningful Gift

Season 8 • Episode 10

Andy tries to find a perfect birthday present for his girlfriend (Jackie Debatin).

Wednesday, March 4

The Daddy Way

Season 8 • Episode 11

Jim turns baby-sitting into a sporting event by staging baby races.

Wednesday, March 4

Physical Therapy

Season 8 • Episode 12

Despite Mandy's warnings, Andy plays snow football with Jim and gets injured.

Wednesday, March 4

The Cat Came Back

Season 1 • Episode 3

Jim promises to give Cheryl's cat a respectable burial.