If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
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Movie
2025
R
1 HOUR 53 MINS
Thriller
With her life crashing down around her, Linda tries to navigate her daughter’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Cast & Crew
Rose Byrne Linda
Conan O'Brien Therapist
Danielle Macdonald Caroline
Christian Slater Charles
A$AP Rocky James
Lark White Vanessa
Ivy Wolk Diana
Daniel Zolghadri Stephen
Delaney Quinn Child
Mary Bronstein Director
Mary Bronstein Screenwriter
Sara Murphy Producer
Ryan Zacarias Producer
Ronald Bronstein Producer
Josh Safdie Producer
Eli Bush Producer
Conor Hannon Producer
Richie Doyle Producer
Mary Bronstein Executive Producer
Rose Byrne Executive Producer
Christopher Messina Cinematography
Lucian Johnston Film Editing
Carmen Navis Production Design
Kyra Boselli Art Director
Kaili Corcoran Set Decoration
Elizabeth Warn Costume Design
Geraldine Barón Casting
Salome Oggenfuss Casting
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