Jimmy Kimmel Speaks Out About America’s ‘Nightmare’ After Trump Inauguration
Jimmy Kimmel opened Monday’s (January 20) episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! by sharing his reaction to Donald Trump‘s inauguration, describing it as the event where “our long national nightmare was officially sworn in.”
“It was a very weird day in our country’s history today,” the late-night host began. “A day that was unimaginable four years ago and it’s still pretty hard to wrap your head around. THE GUY… ah, nevermind.”
Kimmel said he woke up Monday morning to find his son had peed in the bed and his dog had pooped on the floor outside his bedroom. “And that was just an appetizer for the rest of the day,” he quipped.
The comedian then referenced how President Trump celebrated the historic day by selling inauguration day Bibles and launching a new meme coin “to the tune of, some say, $41 billion.”
“He launched his own cryptocurrency days before he became president; I hope we all understand how crazy that is,” Kimmel continued. “The president of the United States following in the footsteps of the Hawk Tuah girl.”
Kimmel turned his attention to the ceremony itself, noting that due to the freezing temperatures in Washington, “they had to move the festivities indoors, which was actually better for Trump, harder for Melania to escape.”
He then touched on the tradition where the outgoing President and First Lady have tea with the incoming President and First Lady, “except for four years ago when Trump refused to do it.” Watching the footage of the meeting, Kimmel described Melania’s look as “goth Al Capone.”
“Overall, unlike the last time, there was a lot of respect paid to tradition,” he added. “Kamala Harris invited JD Vance to the Vice President’s residence at the Naval Observatory for a ceremonial humping of the Millard Filmore futon.”
Kimmel then focused on President Trump’s speech, noting, “It was not an uplifting, or even well-written speech. Trump said ‘the Golden Age of America begins right now’ twice… he bragged about a landslide victory that was in no way a landslide victory.”
“A lot of people were wondering why all these rich guys were invited to sit in the Capitol for the inauguration, and there’s a perfectly good explanation for it,” he continued. “Trump is selling the country to the highest bidder.”
He added, “It really has been amazing to watch these powerful men, who don’t need to ever make another dollar in their lives, debasing themselves to suck up to this ridiculous person. But that’s why they’re billionaires, I guess.”
Of course, Kimmel couldn’t resist talking about the awkward almost-kiss between Trump and Melania. “Donald and Melania are very very much in love,” he said. “You can see here they had a very sweet moment, they shared an almost a kiss. I guess she didn’t want to mess up his makeup.”
You can watch Kimmel’s full opening monologue in the video above.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Weeknights, 11:35pm ET/PT, ABC
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I think Jimmy’s opinion is his opinion. But just know that the majority of people in this country try disagree with him. The democrats all screamed when Trump beat Clinton that she won the popular vote - same in many other elections. Now that Trump won both the popular vote and the electoral college vote they have to find some other reason why he won. And that’s all we can expect from this group of people for the next 4 years!! And Jimmy what about Biden pardoning his family yesterday? Any comments on that or was that ok?
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He did win, with less than 50% of the vote. It was in no way a majority of the country, or even half.
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Right! And trump pardoned the crazy people who invaded the Capital. Shall we compare who\'s better to be walking around? Where\'s your sense of right and wrong?
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Jimmy Kimmel is Rude!! What if someone talked about him or his wife,would he like ir?
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I say FJK
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Ooh I like that!
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Jimmy is a very brave man. I hope he has good security. We know how Trump and his posse react to things they don’t agree with.
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I believe that everyone, Journalists, Talk Show hosts, all the Stand Up comedians should stick to their profession. Maybe they should run for office and be on the receiving end of all this. I feel that we should support our President and all of the others who have been duly elected by we the people. Peace is not only needed with countries fighting each other, the need to reach out across the aisle and make peace in our own country must happen.
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America the bully, will not go well in the long term. America’s wants subjects, not citizens. It wants to rule, not respect, to demand, not trade, to threaten not collaborate. Trump is a megalomaniac who will create a situation where there will be a complete blowback against America, where Americans will not only, not be welcome, but may well be at risk. The world won’t be America’s oyster, it will be simply become America’s enemy.
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Jimmy Kimmel is Another Empty headed California clown. With his fake tears I wish him nothing but the worst. Thank God for Donald J Trump!!
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Exactly! I don\'t like this guy, always criticizes anybody that\'s not comy with him. Viva Trump
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Thank God for Donald Trump and thank God for locking them up and getting them out ASAP
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Having enjoyed both Stephen and Seth\'s takes on Trump\'s 2nd inauguration last night, I now just also laughed at Jimmy\'s take on YouTube just now as well!
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He made it through without crying!
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He is on his way out. Seeya
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Someone is still watching Kimmel? What? hahaahahaha
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What happened to Harris followers.. \"We need unity in this country. \" That ranting by Kimmal sounded like Sour Grapes and anything but trying to pull the country together.
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