Roseanne

Monday, April 22

Little Sister

Season 2 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.

Monday, April 22

Guilt by Disassociation

Season 2 • Episode 3

An inexperienced Roseanne has to use a computer at her new job.

Monday, April 22

Somebody Stole My Gal

Season 2 • Episode 4

Dan's lonely boss comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Monday, April 22

House of Grown-Ups

Season 2 • Episode 5

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp.

Tuesday, April 23

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Season 6 • Episode 18

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Tuesday, April 23

Labor Day

Season 6 • Episode 19

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Tuesday, April 23

Past Imperfect

Season 6 • Episode 20

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Tuesday, April 23

Lies My Father Told Me

Season 6 • Episode 21

Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.

Tuesday, April 23

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

Season 6 • Episode 22

D.J. makes Roseanne feel guilty for keeping a mistaken delivery.

Tuesday, April 23

Body by Jake

Season 6 • Episode 23

Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home.

Tuesday, April 23

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Season 8 • Episode 21

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Tuesday, April 23

Ballroom Blitz

Season 8 • Episode 22

Roseanne helps pay for Darlene's wedding; Bev takes dance lessons.

Tuesday, April 23

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.

Tuesday, April 23

Heart & Soul

Season 8 • Episode 24

David and Darlene postpone their honeymoon when an unplanned event occurs at the wedding reception.

Tuesday, April 23

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Tuesday, April 23

BOO!

Season 2 • Episode 7

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Tuesday, April 23

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Tuesday, April 23

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Wednesday, April 24

Isn't It Romantic?

Season 6 • Episode 24

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Wednesday, April 24

Altar Egos

Season 6 • Episode 25

Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about marriage.

Wednesday, April 24

Nine Is Enough

Season 7 • Episode 1

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark.

Wednesday, April 24

Two for One

Season 7 • Episode 2

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Wednesday, April 24

Snoop Davey Dave

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.

Wednesday, April 24

Girl Talk

Season 7 • Episode 4

Dan does not like Roseanne meddling in Becky's marital problems.

Wednesday, April 24

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Wednesday, April 24

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Wednesday, April 24

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Wednesday, April 24

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Thursday, April 25

Sleeper

Season 7 • Episode 5

David reveals the woman who appeared in his racy dream, disquieting all.

Thursday, April 25

Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7 • Episode 6

Roseanne's attempts to prank everybody at Leon's Halloween party.

Thursday, April 25

Follow the Son

Season 7 • Episode 7

Roseanne is jealous of Dan's new bond with D.J.; David dislikes Darlene's new beau.

Thursday, April 25

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Thursday, April 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, April 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, April 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, April 25

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, April 25

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky and her friend (Lindsay Fisher) suffer the consequences when they get drunk.

Thursday, April 25

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Thursday, April 25

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend.

Thursday, April 25

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Friday, April 26

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Friday, April 26

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, he feels left out of the decision-making process.

Friday, April 26

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Friday, April 26

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Friday, April 26

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Friday, April 26

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Friday, April 26

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Friday, April 26

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Saturday, April 27

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Saturday, April 27

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Saturday, April 27

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Saturday, April 27

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Saturday, April 27

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Saturday, April 27

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Saturday, April 27

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Saturday, April 27

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Saturday, April 27

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Saturday, April 27

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Saturday, April 27

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Saturday, April 27

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Monday, April 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, April 29

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Monday, April 29

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Monday, April 29

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Monday, April 29

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Tuesday, April 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, April 30

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Tuesday, April 30

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Tuesday, April 30

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Tuesday, April 30

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Wednesday, May 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 1

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Wednesday, May 1

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Wednesday, May 1

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Wednesday, May 1

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Thursday, May 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 2

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Thursday, May 2

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Thursday, May 2

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Thursday, May 2

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father (Ned Beatty) announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Friday, May 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 3

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.

Friday, May 3

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Friday, May 3

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Friday, May 3

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene is spurned.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, May 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, May 6

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Monday, May 6

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Monday, May 6

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Monday, May 6

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, May 7

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Tuesday, May 7

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Tuesday, May 7

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Tuesday, May 7

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, May 8

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Wednesday, May 8

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Wednesday, May 8

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Wednesday, May 8

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, May 9

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Thursday, May 9

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Thursday, May 9

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Thursday, May 9

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Friday, May 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, May 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.