Best Lines of the Week (November 11-17): ‘I’d Recognize Those Abs Anywhere’
Happy Together (CBS)
Cooper: Guys, this cute barista has no idea who I am. This is amazing.
Claire: Well, not for us. We’re going to have to pay for our coffee now.
— Cooper (Felix Mallard) gets excited when he can have a conversation with a girl who doesn’t know his true identity.
Single Parents (ABC)
Angie: Don’t pretend that you meddled on Graham’s behalf. You’ve never done it before and he struggles all the time. Struggling is his brand!
— Angie (Leighton Meester) gets upset with Poppy (Kimrie Lewis) after she gets the drama teacher to reconsider the roles he assigned.
American Horror Story: Apocalypse (FX)
Cordelia: Satan has one son, but my sisters are legion, motherf*cker.
— Cordelia (Sarah Paulson) sacrifices herself on the AHS season finale.
The Good Place (NBC)
Eleanor: Is it just me, or is Janet a straight-up hottie right now?
— Eleanor (Kristen Bell) finds Janet (D’Arcy Carden) attractive after she witnesses her fighting the demons from their past.
The Flash (The CW)
Iris: Someone stole a Monet.
Barry (Grant Gustin): At 10 A.M.? That’s bold.
— Iris (Candice Patton) receives an alert that somebody’s stolen a Monet painting from a local museum.
Black-ish (ABC)
Andre (Marcus Scribner): Hey, what about you little buddy? You a Prince fan yet?
Jack (Miles Brown): That’s gotta be a no for me, dog.
— The Johnson family tries to get the youngest of the family to fall in love with Prince while they pay tribute to him on the 100th episode of Black-ish.
God Friended Me (CBS)
Susan: You said he was your hero. Heroes have it easy. Heroes aren’t real. Being a dad? That’s real.
— Susan (Rachel Bay Jones) gets real in Sunday night’s episode.
Riverdale (The CW)
[lowers sunglasses] Veronica: I’d recognize those abs anywhere.
— Veronica (Camila Mendes) sees Archie (KJ Apa) with a sack over his head as he is being led into a pit for a fight.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)
Dr. Richard Webber: I lost my temper… and I was arrested.
— Richard (James Pickens Jr.) has to confess to Dr. Miranda Bailey (Chandra Wilson) that he got into some trouble after the death of his friend.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC)
Jimmy Fallon: Michael Shannon, thank you for coming back!
Michael Shannon: Well, this is the last time.
— Michael Shannon gives a brilliant deadpan during his Tonight Show appearance while promoting his series Room 104 and The Little Drummer Girl.
With a special tribute to Prince on the 100th episode of Black-ish and an intense demon attack on The Good Place, this week was full of dramatic lines.
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