Best Lines of the Week (May 19-25): ‘Hello, Gibbs’

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Game of Thrones (HBO)

Brienne: “I think we can all agree that ships take precedence over brothels.”

Bronn: “I think that’s a very presumptuous statement.”

Tyrion: “I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel…”

— The series’ final spoken line ended up being a joke that Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) would never finish.

NCISLA Hetty finale

NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)

“And I’ll have the filet mignon. I’d like it burned on the outside and bloody on the inside, like my enemies.”

— Only Hetty (Linda Hunt) can make a lunch order sound like a threat.

Luke Parker

The Bachelorette (ABC)

“Anna, I’m genuinely starting to fall in love with you.”

— Luke P. proclaims his love in only the second episode of the season.

NCIS finale Ziva


Ziva: “Hello, Gibbs. No time for pleasantries. You’re in danger. Well, aren’t you going to say something?”

Gibbs: Ziva.

— Ziva David (Cote de Pablo) returns in the Season 16 finale with a warning for Gibbs (Mark Harmon)

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“Brett Swann was a hero. Injured in combat. Killed by war. And he deserved to be honored as such.”

— Clay (Max Thieriot) delivers an emotional eulogy for his fallen friend Brett (Tony Curran)

midseason newbies what we do in the shadows
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What We Do in the Shadows (FX)

“Vampire sex is like pizza, in that even when it’s bad, it’s still good. It’s designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people, there’s a choice of toppings, and in the morning, you wake up like, ‘Ah, why do I have puncture wounds on my penis?'”

— Nandor (Kayvan Novak) goes on a ridiculous tangent about vampire sex.


90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? (TLC)

“I think that I am a good negotiator. I want $1 million from Colt, but it’s better $200 than nothing.”

— Larissa settles for a $200 allowance with her husband Colt.

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From the Game of Thrones finale to a major return on NCIS and a classic Hetty one-liner on NCIS: Los Angeles, this week of TV featured memorable moments.

Click through the gallery above to see our favorite lines of the week!

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